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Monday, April 13, 2020

Monday In House News

In house News don land..............

Catch a smile and stay stress free!!!








BEAUTIFUL BLESSING COVERS IHN

Beautiful Blessing.......










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HOT GIST FROM FACEBOOK

Good afternoon Stella and my fellow BV's, Una Happy Easter ooo, make I entertain una small abeg::::



So yesterday I was on Facebook, using free mode because I no get Data, I was damn too bored, then I saw a post on if you are a virgin, married, single, searching or Cheating, I chose one and five, which is being virgin and cheating, immediately I got a message on messenger, a man came and asked me if truly I am a virgin:....


I said yes Sir, he said but you said you were cheating too, I said yes oo, I don't have Data, so am about to cheat on myself to get Data, I cannot be carrying virginity around without data in my phone, the man screamed and said "Ahhhh you want to give out your virginity because of Data?"


 I said yes Sir, he started begging, the man come de beg me say make I no waste something he's been looking for all his life, he asked me to send my number, I did and he gave me 1.5GB (Ahhhh see gbedu wey de burst brain), e come de beg me say make I marry him ooo....


he said he's been looking for a virgin.... Well this is to officially inform you Stella  and all the BV's, that you are hereby invited to my marriage "AS A VIRGIN" ( you need to see the way my daughter is looking at me like "Mommy you too like)... I lie yesterday sotteyy my belle come de pain me, I even tell am say I get Master's Degree, I come de use grammar de finish the man as him English no too clear, I go write some, him go ask me the meaning (how I wan take tell you the meaning even when dictionary no know wetin I write?) the guy was just thanking God.....

 he said he will do anything for me, all I need to do is accept his mallage plopoza, he said I should send my family address for home, that he wants his family to go and see my people, he said "oh baby mu, I no want to roose you Biko, I no gree send ooo, he come de bother me, he has called me more than 50times, I no gree pick ooo.... Please can somebody help me tell am say I no wan disvirgin yet please 🤣🤣🤣🤣... Am keeping this virginity for rater prease....
From the coolest virgin you ever know... 


Mama Steph....




Hahahahahahahhaahahha ...

Pick his call and tell him you were Joking,he might turn out to be your Angel tomorrow and who knows even still ''Mally'' you and accept your baby.






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MADAM TOK TOK IN THE HOUSE



This is a debut of this column...Like some i have to debut first inside in house news and if i am strong enough i will become stand alone...

I can still remember when I just deliv
ered my son and he was given to me skin to skin in the hospital, tears of joy rolled down my cheeks, Such a priceless gift. I vowed never to hurt him or let anyone hurt him, I cannot explain the love I felt and still feel for him. Motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman but the responsibility is enormous and endless. Where you fail in training a child as a mother the next generation would continue to feel the pain of your inabilities and laxity. 


As the years went by there were times I was so tired of the stress from the late nights, sleepless nights, sacrifice, tutoring and many other things I had to do. At a time I needed my “me” time but it was always difficult to create time for yourself when your time has been sold officially to these beautiful cuties. 

There were times I woke up at night and cried, there were times I was loosening my mind, there were times I got so sick from worrying how they would end up in future, lost weight from fasting and praying for them, but I love them and it’s the least I can do.

However I was always strengthened to do more as a mother whenever I remember Yinka my ex-boyfriend. When I meet him at a friend’s birthday party, it was love at first sight. I was never bored around him, he was caring and charming, well so I taught until when we got so close and I started visiting him. The first time I visited his house, everywhere was neatly arranged, I felt I had met the man of my dreams. Some months later I decided to pay him a surprise visit, that was when I saw the real Yinka. 


As I stepped into the room, the offensive odor that greeted me made me pique. I saw suya wraps everywhere, dirty plates, used tissue, his boxers all in the sitting room. How on earth can someone be living in a dustbin, I don’t want to even talk about his toilet the whole place was smelling profusely. He told me he had been sick so he could not clean up, I believed but later I found out, Yinka was just too dirty. He could poop and live it there for days claiming he forgot to flush. He was always scratching his balls from dirty boxers. After enquiries from him I found out he was never used to doing things himself as his mum and sisters does everything for him as the only son. 

Mothers we must teach our children everything there is to learn positively. Do not let them be a burden to their spouses and the society due to your laxity. I do not want to have a dirty Yinka as a son so I had to brace up to my responsibilities.






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125 comments:

  1. Don’t burn bridges just because you think you’ve arrived at a desired level in life & don’t look down on those doing poorly in life. The truth is life has a way of giving back to you what you dish out to others. What goes around comes around. So be wary when dealing with others!



    Have a lovely day & weekend everyone😘...Better days ahead for us all🙏🏾

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    1. *Have a lovely day & week everyone😘

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    2. I remember the IHN of the past. Where Bvs send in their write up. Be it plea for help and someone will reply the next day before greedy people spoilt it.

      Shout out to Stella. You have been a great help to most people. Your generation will reap from your good deeds.

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    3. Amen @ your prayers Official prestige. I wish IHN can be like that again - plea for job, plea for accommodation, plea for clothes, etc. I'm sure if it were to be like that, I would have gotten a better job by now. Scammers, God will repay you all for spoiling show for genuine people

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    4. Those times were surreal, coronavirus came and spoilt the fun for us.

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    5. IHN was lit with plenty colourful adverts and faces of IHN.

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    1. IHN came with a swag🙌🙌🙌🙌
      Happy birthday castle Windsor. May God bless your new age and prosper you in every field of your endeavors. I read your testimony of turnaround, and to be honest I'm very proud of you. Keep the hustling spirit up one day you will become the next Mrs Alakija of our time.
      @Teejay,congratulations. May God prosper your business.
      SDK nwayioma,keep up the good work,may God continue to bless and enlarge your coast.

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    2. Happy birthday darling castle. May God perfect all that concerns you in Jesus name

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    3. Happy birthday Castle dearest! God bless you now and always

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  3. IHN is here 😁😁😁

    Happy birthday @Castle Windsor...your new age is blessed..have a Fab one hun 🎊🎉🥰

    Pretty Blessing 😘

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    1. Happy birthday Castle Windsor, live long and prosper.
      Iya Steph, weldone
      beautiful Blessing, I see you

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    2. Happy birthday Lady Windsor 💓

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  4. First💃💃💃💃

    Will be back later🚶🚶

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  5. That poster with the virgin story got me laughing.

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  6. Beautiful Blessing! The jury is still out on you Madam Tok Tok. Please improve your stories and check your spelling and grammar.

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    1. Do people still get Tourist visa to the US especially for giving birth?

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    2. Anon 14:19 for which year??

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    3. Amidst Corona virus pandemic?

      I doubt my dear.

      US at the moment is a high risk Country and Tourist Visa would be the least of their worries.

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  7. Cute Blessing.
    Let me go back and read the rest

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  8. Welcome IHN
    Blessing you are beautiful
    Happy birthday Castle Windsor

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  9. I house new is here!
    Blessing u look beautiful.

    Happy Easter Monday to u all

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    1. Always in a a hurry to comment.
      After u all will blame it on
      Auto correct.

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  10. Good afternoon everyone.

    Happy Easter and Aku lockdown o

    Grateful for the gift of life.

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  11. It is really disheartening that people are looking for virgins. Really virginity is a scarce attribute in Nigeria.
    Even when a lady has an "intact hymen", her heart has become so corrupted and her anus may have been
    tampered with.
    That simplicity of heart is missing. That chastity is lost and that humility isn't there anymore.
    👧🏻👧🏻

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    1. So many virgins nowadays are not chaste, we have some chaste ones though. You will hear of virgins doing oral, engaging in lesbian sex, engaging in foreplay where the man cums on her privates, etc. May God rescue this generation.

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  12. I greet you all!!! As konji na bastard, cramps too na bastard

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  13. This hunger is really getting to my family God please have Mercy on us and put an end to this virus.. Someone should please bless me with data

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  14. Blessing you are beautiful.
    Father please have mercy and heal our land.
    Stay safe people.

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  15. 😂 @mallage ploposa. Abeg let him know you're just joking.

    IHN is here, una good afternoon bvs, please let's stay safe.

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  16. Am I first?

    Happy Easter Monday!

    My birthday went down on the 10th, Esty at Easter turned plus one!

    Una stay safe o

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  17. Between Niki minaj and Cardi B,who is the beat rapper?

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  18. So I made my fried rice yesterday and it was amazing. Didn't know it would come out that nice.

    Fried the rice in batches tho, didn't take shortcut at all.


    That's by the way.

    Just came from the post on the true story of what happened in China and I must say, that story doesn't add up at all. It doesn't at all.


    Why were the passports seized?

    Do u think if that was the case the consulate would address the matter like that???

    If it was about corona virus, do u think they'd let them just be spread out on the streets like that to further contaminate the area.

    We know Nigerians are lawless, I've said that several times but I really don't think that is what this issue is about.

    We really need to think.

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    1. Thank God the rice came out nice now I feel like eating fried rice, I will make mine by weekend. So after dropping comment on the post e no do you abi, you still brought it here so people can argue and start a fight your type will be sent out of your husband house soon with this type of nagging behavior or even increase the amount of side chickens your husband has.

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    2. I don't have the strength to insult u. I will just tell u this, this is in house news, any thing goes.

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  19. Please who can put me through what I need to know before starting a restaurant business, let me get something doing after this covid. Am tired of being a housewife

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  20. Blessing,I like your smile,you look good.
    Mama Steph,na boredom o ooo, so funny!
    Madam toktok,sure,we need to teach them right with prayers also. Some were taught right but they changed when they grew up,so sometimes,its not the parents fault.
    Sign out meme,so apt!

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  21. The truth is that there is hardly any virgins among girls that went through the Nigerian
    universities. Exactly what Oko Ashewo the uber driver was talking about the previous day.
    If that girl isn't the kind that loves Christ and is evident in her life that she is in fellowhip
    with Jesus-loving believers, she isn't a virgin. Do not just go to clubs, hotels over the weekends
    and tell me you are a virgin.

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  22. Happy birthday BV Castle Windsor, God bless you and yours. ❤🤗

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  23. Na now lockdoown start for Anambra

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  24. My people una goo afternoon.
    Pls someone should help me
    With the name of any
    Any good/manageable weavon
    I can buy between the range
    7-10k (curly once preferably)

    Or beta still any trusted/relaible
    Vendor that sells not too expensive
    Weavon..I stay in Port Harcourt.

    Tnx and God bless u all
    As I await ur response.

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    1. I'm here for you my dear sister.
      I can waybill to Port Harcourt if there is no lockdown there.

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  25. Thumbs up temitopup. Love your advert

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  26. Yuck 😡
    How can someone be so dirty?
    How do their partners cope?
    For some, it's written on their foreheads... Dirty. Their skin looks scruffy, dull, and unhealthy.
    But, how do people like that do the do 😏 dirty attracts dirty though.
    Yuccccccccccccccccccccccccck 🚶 🚶

    You nor wan disvirgin yet, why you send am your number for data? Ajuju n'ese okwu 😜

    Sluttychic.

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  27. Stella where are the faces of ihn COVID 19 themed pics. I came to see all that.

    Good afternoon y'all. I now see why abroad pple were stocking up on tissue rolls...somebody well just be locked down at home and be eating like a theif. counting down to the end of lock down insha allah

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  28. Temitope that data does it finish fast, cos it's cheap. I'm interested in buying but i need to know first. Or it runs normally like any normal data bought from Mtn or Airtel? please i need to know as my data will soon finish

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    1. Hello ma, our data runs the same way as getting directly from network providers.the reason why it's cheaper is because we buy in bulk from the network providers and sell at cheaper rates. I look forward to hearing from you.

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  29. Happy Birthday, Castle. Rock on!

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  30. Happy birthday Castle Windsor

    Great is your peace

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  31. 😅😅😅😅😅 funny lady@first story of being a virgin and cheating

    Happy birthday Castle, God bless your new age.

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  32. Have a great day y'all. Happy birthday Castle Windsor, God is big in you.🤩😘

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  33. Who is looking for virgin? I'm a virgin o, though with3 kids, but they never pierce my tohtoh, I always drink sperm with akamu or tea when we want to get belle😜😜

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  34. Una good afternoon from my side.. Just dey house bored nobody even lock to say take Easter food...This year Easter no b am atall, God help us all

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    1. Hian! Pidgin writer, do people still share food for Easter celebration? Even Xmas, sharing of food is declining.

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  35. Happy Easter everyone, may all that is dead in our lives be risen by the reason of this season.

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  36. Blessing you are beautiful.😍

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  37. Beautiful Blessing

    The man craving for virgin, only God knows what he wants to do with them tho

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  38. Enter your comment...IHN is here. Happy Easter

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  39. Ihn is here,blessing issa fine girl
    I hope we are all safe..please the authorities should do something needful in all those places they are robbery in Lagos 🙏🙏

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  40. Good afternoon and happy Easter blogfam. Beautiful Blessing.

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  41. Même toh Bad!
    Accept where you are and make the most out of it🙏

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  42. I'm glad you're giving the contract to someone else not everytime isaac 🙄🙄🙄

    Fake virgin, your story is extremely disgusting and dry. Why deceive the man like that? Broke ass thing you should be ashamed of yourself, better tell him you were joking or simply stop chatting with him. Mtcheeeew

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    1. Shooter Gyal,no chills 😂😂😂

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    2. Bitter bitch.

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    3. Why are you pained.. Did Isaac stole from you?

      Another type of wizardry.

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    4. Thing? Wow...

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    5. But Shooter gyal is right...what the woman did isnt funny. If the tables were turned around, would u all be laughing still?

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    6. Did Isaac, stoke from you ke??
      Na wa o!

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  43. I'm having migraine and I've noticed it happens days before my period or during my period. It makes me uncomfortable and I cant really concentrate. After period it disappears.
    It started after birthing my second baby and my period came back, I don't have cramps during period but just this migraine and tingling feeling in my legs..I've spoken to my doctor about it and he doesn't seems to understand me, he says it's normal for some people .I'm waiting for the covid era to pass so i can speak to another doctor and hear a different opinion. I don't want to take chances, my health comes first because of my kids .But in the meantime, is there anything I can do or take naturally to prevent migraine during period??

    Please I need help??

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    1. Anon 14:28
      When I started seeing my period I do have menstrual cramps.

      But later changed to serious migraine few days before and during my period...i
      has been like that for over 6years.
      I think is normal you can still speak to your doctor.

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    2. I understand that killer migraine. I use excedrin. Truth be told it doesn't help much. Mine started when i got on birth control after my first child.
      Doctor said its common in women because of hormonal changes during menstrual cycle.
      Its a sad situation. For 3 days i have been in bed, no talking,no phone calls, no light, no sound . I communicate with text when i need something.
      Big tyt hugs.

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  44. Happy birthday Castle.... May God perfect all that concerns you!!

    Dropped this on Sp, don't know if it went through

    My whole body aches abeg...😭😭😭😭😭😭

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    1. What happened to you? Abi you want to do exercise??

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  45. Happy birthday Castle. God bless and prosper your new year.

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  46. Happy Easter everyone. Who is cooking jollof rice?

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    1. Jollof rice full yakata in my house, oya come with your Spoon i de wait.

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    2. Your boyfriend Meow meow 😆😆

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    3. I am on my way Jelly, a bottle of Coke to go with it please, @Paris, hahaha.

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    4. Hey boo 😘😘😘
      We've delicacies from ydae come and take some loool

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    5. Abroadian bv it's been a long while I saw your man's comment here, are you hearing from him? If no, pls check on him o.
      Meow meow stay safe wherever you are

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  47. In house news is here o... Please let this lockdown be called off otherwise me and my family don enter one chance. My mum just went to the market with the last 5k in the house to buy foodstuff for this week. No work, no salary.There was no salary for last month, as we didn't make enough sales. If they can make it one day off one day on-it would be better o...God abeg. Sanwo-Olu,please o

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    1. Lmaooooooo @ one day off, one day on sorry I had to laugh.

      We for kuku do shift na, buahahahaha. Maybe local govt by local govt, Iyanaipaja today, ikorodu tommorow. Lmaoooooooooo

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  48. Virgin mother😂😂😂😂,las las tell him the truth make him no go swear for ya head biko

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    1. True that
      She should tell him the truth to avoid curses. Pls madam don't be like some greedy women that would keep collecting money and stuff from a man through deceit.

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  49. Today's Lady Castle's birthday? Happy birthday maami. I lurrrrrrvvv you long time. Continue to excel.

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  50. Good afternoon everyboy, happy birthday continue to flourish

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  51. Happy birthday Castle..

    May your days be long and fabulous.

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  52. In house news welcome
    PLS let this pandemic do and go O
    Really tired

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  53. Happy Birthday Castle Windsor nwanyioma, may God bless you as add another year to your age.
    Mama Steph you raised the poor man's hope and that's not fair and you also mocked him cos of his phonological interference. Pls tell him you were just joking so he can decide whether to move on or to stay.

    Pls lets remember to stay safe.

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  54. The virgin story is just hmmmm....

    BTW thought I saw IHN of Monday on this blog yesterday. It was probably a mistake. Dear Stella, I ❤ you, keep being yourself. Stay safe everyone

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  55. Happy birthday Castle Windsor...May God continue to uplift you

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  56. That story up there is somehow.

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  57. Happy birthday Castle. May your lines fall in pleasant places. God bless you.

    Madam fake virgin, well-done ooo. I wonder what you're teaching your daughter.

    You even lied in her presence. You're busy playing with someone else emotions and to you it's only a joke.
    Be careful.

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  58. Happy birthday castle
    Glorious years ahead

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  59. Happy birthday Castle, God bless your new age.

    Madam Virgin, your story cracked me up😂😂😂😂

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  60. My bestie is a virgin @ 42 and very single..I pray God will pick her call soonest cos next month she will be a year older. Her elder brothers are begging their friends to wife her at all cost.

    She kept herself because she vowed to her late father that only her husband will defile her.

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    1. Defile ke? I get what you mean but that word....ah!

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    2. Steph link golden mummy's friend with the man that is looking for a virgin

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  61. Wow, thank you so much Stella for this, I'm really grateful. I'm putting everything in motion already!. Thanks so much Stella

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