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HOT GIST FROM FACEBOOK

Good afternoon Stella and my fellow BV's, Una Happy Easter ooo, make I entertain una small abeg::::

So yesterday I was on Facebook, using free mode because I no get Data, I was damn too bored, then I saw a post on if you are a virgin, married, single, searching or Cheating, I chose one and five, which is being virgin and cheating, immediately I got a message on messenger, a man came and asked me if truly I am a virgin:....

I said yes Sir, he said but you said you were cheating too, I said yes oo, I don't have Data, so am about to cheat on myself to get Data, I cannot be carrying virginity around without data in my phone, the man screamed and said "Ahhhh you want to give out your virginity because of Data?"

 I said yes Sir, he started begging, the man come de beg me say make I no waste something he's been looking for all his life, he asked me to send my number, I did and he gave me 1.5GB (Ahhhh see gbedu wey de burst brain), e come de beg me say make I marry him ooo....

he said he's been looking for a virgin.... Well this is to officially inform you Stella  and all the BV's, that you are hereby invited to my marriage "AS A VIRGIN" ( you need to see the way my daughter is looking at me like "Mommy you too like)... I lie yesterday sotteyy my belle come de pain me, I even tell am say I get Master's Degree, I come de use grammar de finish the man as him English no too clear, I go write some, him go ask me the meaning (how I wan take tell you the meaning even when dictionary no know wetin I write?) the guy was just thanking God.....

 he said he will do anything for me, all I need to do is accept his mallage plopoza, he said I should send my family address for home, that he wants his family to go and see my people, he said "oh baby mu, I no want to roose you Biko, I no gree send ooo, he come de bother me, he has called me more than 50times, I no gree pick ooo.... Please can somebody help me tell am say I no wan disvirgin yet please 🤣🤣🤣🤣... Am keeping this virginity for rater prease....
From the coolest virgin you ever know... 

Mama Steph....




Hahahahahahahhaahahha ...
Pick his call and tell him you were Joking,he might turn out to be your Angel tomorrow and who knows even still ''Mally'' you and accept your baby.






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MADAM TOK TOK IN THE HOUSE

This is a debut of this column...Like some i have to debut first inside in house news and if i am strong enough i will become stand alone...

I can still remember when I just delivered my son and he was given to me skin to skin in the hospital, tears of joy rolled down my cheeks, Such a priceless gift. I vowed never to hurt him or let anyone hurt him, I cannot explain the love I felt and still feel for him. Motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman but the responsibility is enormous and endless. Where you fail in training a child as a mother the next generation would continue to feel the pain of your inabilities and laxity. 

As the years went by there were times I was so tired of the stress from the late nights, sleepless nights, sacrifice, tutoring and many other things I had to do. At a time I needed my “me” time but it was always difficult to create time for yourself when your time has been sold officially to these beautiful cuties. 

There were times I woke up at night and cried, there were times I was loosening my mind, there were times I got so sick from worrying how they would end up in future, lost weight from fasting and praying for them, but I love them and it’s the least I can do.

However I was always strengthened to do more as a mother whenever I remember Yinka my ex-boyfriend. When I meet him at a friend’s birthday party, it was love at first sight. I was never bored around him, he was caring and charming, well so I taught until when we got so close and I started visiting him. The first time I visited his house, everywhere was neatly arranged, I felt I had met the man of my dreams. Some months later I decided to pay him a surprise visit, that was when I saw the real Yinka. 

As I stepped into the room, the offensive odor that greeted me made me pique. I saw suya wraps everywhere, dirty plates, used tissue, his boxers all in the sitting room. How on earth can someone be living in a dustbin, I don’t want to even talk about his toilet the whole place was smelling profusely. He told me he had been sick so he could not clean up, I believed but later I found out, Yinka was just too dirty. He could poop and live it there for days claiming he forgot to flush. He was always scratching his balls from dirty boxers. After enquiries from him I found out he was never used to doing things himself as his mum and sisters does everything for him as the only son. 

Mothers we must teach our children everything there is to learn positively. Do not let them be a burden to their spouses and the society due to your laxity. I do not want to have a dirty Yinka as a son so I had to brace up to my responsibilities.






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