Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver -20

Na wah!!!

Being consistent on the job comes with its rewards especially when you are friendly with your clients and ensure that your car is in good condition at all times.

One of my female customer recommended me to her customer and that was how i came in contact with someone I call him Baba Jaye Jeje (a man who knows how to enjoy life) because he is a heavy spender and fun to be with. He loves to go out without his car especially on Friday nights. 

Baba is divorced and does not waste any free time but loves to have fun.

Early 2020 we set out on a trip to Ilorin where he had an event to attend from Friday to Sunday. We lodged in an expensive hotel and went clubbing that Friday night and he went back with a “handbag” while teasing me that he knew I was not interested in such. 

 He always looked at me innocently and even called me a Pastor because he had never seen me with any lady or heard me even talk about one.

In my room later that night, I was lonely and wished that I had a girl with me to keep me company but tiredness did not let me see road...
Saturdays event went well and we went out that evening to catch a little fun but retired early because we needed to be well rested for the next day’s journey.Baba retired early to sleep and i was quite shocked about this but thought he was probably tired and needed to rest..

By midnight, I left my room to a nightclub close by to get a babe to spend the night with. I wasn’t going to allow the luxurious room to waste just like that without having an away match. I  saw a girl that I liked and we negotiated for 15k and headed back to my room...

As we got to the lift and it opened, Baba stepped out with a girl while I made to get in with my ‘handbag’. He looked at me with a surprised face but i quickly looked away like I didn’t know him. Chai !!!

This is what they call caught in the act....

After freshening up, I told my olosho to go ahead and do same so that we can get down to business. As she undressed, I noticed that what I thought was big boobs was just packaging with a heavily padded bra. 

I blinked to be sure i was seeing well and immediately blamed it on the little alcohol i had taken.........Small yansh and small booby keh!...This is scam!!!

As we got down to do the do, I noticed something like rashes (abi na craw craw) leading from her thigh area towards her bushy something and immediately NEPA took light in my power house and it collapsed from shock.... 

I pretended i had developed emergency headache and quickly paid her so that she could leave...

I lost N15k to the Ashawo and lost my good boy reputation in the eyes of Baba ....

 It just made me wonder if Ashawos in Nigeria know that it is important to go for medical check up to ascertain that they are fit for the job.....Imagine if i had climbed the mountain of craw craw i saw?Na to become Ambassador of craw craw be that!

Any Ashy reading this should please make it a point of duty to keep their 'office' neat,STD or STI free and insist on condom.