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Saturday, May 23, 2020

Saturday Laughs










*It is better to marry an educated woman and be hearing it's not fair than to be hearing E no go better for ur entire family.*
*It's better to hear Fuck you Or go to hell Than hearing amadioha fire you*






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*Somebody INBOXED me "HI SUGAR" and I replied "HELLO GROUNDNUT" 
and he blocked me! I thought we wanted to drink garri oooo*





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54 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha, Sugar and groundnuts....

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ some people are crazy lmao 🀣

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    3. Nnukwu Nwanyi, fine combo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ some won't understand.

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    4. One of the funniest collection you have put up. Just helped my mood a bit

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  2. Igbo man selling suya? I don't think it's gonna happen ooh. There's this Hausa man who has stayed up to 30years in my village and had all his children there. They all speak my language fluently even more than some indigine who were born in township. When the man or children speaks, you will take them to be Igbo if not for the mark on his face. I don't think they do travel to their place. Such a peaceful man that people love him and his family.

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  3. Short but hilarious.

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  4. That's true. I haven't seen Igbo man selling suya....

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  5. Igbo man will not sell suya, as all man with area of hustle.

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  6. The first meme though🀣🀣🀣🀣

    They will only start selling maybe when my brothers from the North go on strike but they will make it less affordableπŸ™„.

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  7. The suya meme is too true🀣. Today's Laugh is short Stella. Anyways, thank you Stells

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  8. 😁😁😁😁

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  9. Second joke got me..bullet is now theft..If na money person bring for either of the spouse, it will be collected.

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  10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sugar and groundnut dey sweet with garri.

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  11. Have you dated a girl who ask u
    to buy Bible or Quran for her as
    a birthday gift ?
    Me na inside dream it happen to me

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  12. Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  13. Why igbo men dont sell suya, any business you have to test before buying, gain no dey am...lol

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    1. U have said it all, nwanne mmadu

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„Sense no go kill you ooo

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  14. We thought we wanted to drink garri. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  15. U never jam educated illiterate woman,she go curse u pass market woman wey u price her goods and u no buy.

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  16. That first one got me, seriously I have not seen an IBO man selling suya.

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    1. Seriously the 1st oneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Always confusing.. Is Igbo the language and IBO the tribe? I don't know jor, the koko is, you got my message.

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    4. Igbo is the language, Igbo is the tribe.

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    5. I join you to ask, when is one to use Ibo vs Igbo?

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    6. To the best of my knowledge it's Igbo people and Igbo language. Ibo is the adulterated version from oyibos who could not pronounce the "gb" consonant in Igbo language. So I learned from my Igbo lesson teacher.

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    7. Tynu it IGBO not IGBO. Igbo is a tribe as well as a language. Ibo is anglicized version from the europeans who couldnt pronounce "gb".

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  17. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    But seriously I have not seen a igbo man selling suya though

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  18. The sugar and groundnut got me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Short but funny.

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  19. Short and funny
    igbo man no fit sell suya fa cos him babe go chop the business finish

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  20. Igbo man selling suya. e get as e be ooo

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  21. That first meme is funny 🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Igbo men can't sell suya o. No gain and smoke will finish them.

    Lol @sugar and groundnut.

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  22. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣very funny memes. I thought we wanted to drink garri o 🀣

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  23. Stella you are doing well!

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  24. Igbo man knows where the money is and follows tge money.

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  25. True talk.. I guess it has to do with the secret ingrdients that the Hausas use that make suya unique taste

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  26. Hello sugar 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Hi milk or cold waterπŸ€“

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    1. It's me Garri🀣🀣🀣

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  27. Gain no dey true true.No be only ground nut,na kuli kuli😊

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  28. Igbo sell suya in this Aba oo

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  29. Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

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  30. Igbo men.... That's true o. I've never seen one selling Suya. Abi, is there truly no gain there? πŸ€”πŸ€­

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  31. Stella you did north west my time,see me laughing so hard.

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  32. 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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  33. HaaΓ aa, lol.i just love this blog

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