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Hmmm...I don't know oπππ
ReplyDeleteMy hands have strong reflex, I won't even let the slap touch me before I retaliate triple.
DeleteMay God not let us see evil.
Instant re-dialling ooooo.....haba....it's sweeter when served hot
DeleteI will not slap back, but she will suffer the consequences of her action till the end of time.
DeleteI'll slap back and wait for hubby.
Deleteππ€£ππ€£ Rosie
DeleteSinging "Gentle lady nimi emi kinse fighter ooh...keni keni mamulo sibi ija ooh"ππππππ
DeleteI be gentle lady I no dey fight.
I laugh in wait till my husband returns,anyways we are all in our lane,it cannot happen e get wetin person dey big pass.
DeleteTo be truthful, I will return the slap in double!!..π€π€
DeleteTruth is your reflex action comes into play. Hold your cheeks dazed or slap back. Me na slap back oh.
DeleteConsidering the type of sis in-law I have, I won't return the slap, they are almost old enough to give birth to me although no one knows tomorrow.
DeleteNigeria first lady mo gbΓ ti αΊΉ ju,hmmmmmm non of them will even try it. My husband has not given room for such. Every one dey your dey.
DeleteI will wait for my hubby
DeleteI won't slap back, I will run. I have never fought (blows, slaps etc) with anyone in my 40+ years of existence but I can do small shakara with my mouth and it ends there
DeleteAww blessed anon 23.56 aren’t you lucky. Me I be tiger oo I fight men and beat up women ππ
DeleteOver to the married BVs π π π but I will wait till he returns tho! Relate the matter to him first
ReplyDeleteRelate what? As e dey hot. I will slap her head off. Husband will apologise to you and tell her to apologise. Will he disown her for slapping me? Abeg, I am so retaliating then we settle later.
Delete@Abrodian I know why I said that, honestly I no wan kill person! Cos when I'm through with her,she will land in ER
DeleteAsin ehn @abroadian bv,ill retaliate and report her to hubby,then act like i didnt touch her back.Rubbishπ
DeleteUntil the husband returns and do what exactly while my hands are functioning.
ReplyDeleteBoth of us will go on a slapping spree.
DeleteWhat nonsense.
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DeleteHahahahahaha
DeleteI don't have a sister inlaw but if my bro inlaw slaps me, I will definitely slap back and add scratches to it, then wait for hubby to return.
ReplyDeleteScratches, please have mercy π
DeleteMy hand get reflex , the return willb horrible !
ReplyDeleteTo be very honest I do not know how I'd react .
ReplyDeleteI detest violence , so I'd probably just get her arrested .
I hate violence in Its entirety and will never hit anyone but if you attack me first, hmmm.
DeleteLmao@arrested?! You funny.
DeleteArrested ke,theyll call family meeting ontop your head..I hate violence but you cant come into my home and slap me,for what
Delete@AB oh yes!!! As long as I'm not at fault
Deleteπππ@Raquel and Mummy A it might be a better option than me laying hands o πππ
I dont want to be guilty of grievously bodily harm that's why I said i don't know how id react.
May we not be in a tight corner ππ
@AB oh yes!!! As long as I'm not at fault
Deleteπππ@Raquel and Mummy A it might be a better option than me laying hands o πππ
I dont want to be guilty of grievously bodily harm that's why I said i don't know how id react.
May we not be in a tight corner ππ
Arrest kΓ© the whole family will reason your matter for life even to retaliate is better than police station.
DeleteMehn, I don't know.
ReplyDeleteLead us not into temptation. Hopefully, it will not happen.
I'll give her a round house kick and an uppercut, so that when they are judging the matter, I won't feel cheated cos by then nobody will allow me retaliate... π€Ό♀️π€Ό♀️π€Ό♀️✌✌
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DeleteExactly.
Deleteπ€£π€£ππ very funny sh*t!
Delete@ Cyclone, you get her for mind before, lol.
DeleteWait until my husband returns... at a certain age silence is the utmost maturity!!!
ReplyDeleteImmaturity is bae! ππππ
Deleteπ€£π€£π€£π@Just Bella, you're funny.
DeleteπJustBella ππππ
DeleteGod bless you Bellaππππππ
DeleteLol.I hail you my people! .πππ
DeleteI will give it right her back on both cheeks.
ReplyDeletei will wait till my husband returns,two wrongs can't make a right. If i slap back then we're on the same page there won't be any difference between me and her.
ReplyDeleteIn this case 2 wrongs will definitely make a right cos am so giving her double except she's my hubby older sister
DeleteBαΊΉni Γ³. Do me I do you.
DeleteWhich husband!?
ReplyDeleteis it my husband that slapped me?
I can't "mumu" myself! I will just return the favor with immediate alacrity!
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DeleteYou also need to know that two wrongs can't make it right. #peaceπ
Delete@ I can't mumu myself ππππ BVN y'all are mouthed!
DeleteExactly @just bella, so if they say apologise you will know you have done your own too because inlaws matter be like customers are always right.
DeleteAnon,18;47.
DeleteForget that thing! that how you people give unnecessary power to people to treat you anyhow! no body has the Monopoly of madness.
I have sisters in law and I can never raise my voice on them,not to even think of slapping them!!!.
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DeleteBrown sucre, you know their style. in-law is always right people.
DeleteChoco darling! howdy?
Brown sucre, you know their style. in-law is always right people.
DeleteChoco darling! howdy?
Father please may it never happen cos I can't really say how I will act
ReplyDeleteI won't slap her back but will wait till my husband comes back. After telling him everything, will wait to see his reaction or what he'll say or how he'll handle the situation , then, I will know if to react or not.
ReplyDeleteI'll deck her, then she can wait for her brother to return.
ReplyDeleteLmao @ deck her
DeleteNo, I will not slap her back, I will wait for my husband to return and report to him.
ReplyDeleteBut, the sister in-law must leave my home.
I was once slapped by a Deeper life church fanatic woman because I was wearing a short dress. I did not retaliate. But, the people that were around dealt with the woman very well and I was grateful.
π± Can you imagine.
DeleteSay what! The effrontery, assistant Jesus.
DeleteI have not seen that person that will slap me for whatever reason.
imagine slapping someone in church for puting on a short dress,why not ask the person to remain outside or say pls we don't allow short dresses here and the person will be left with the option of going back home. She didn't show an examplary behavior doing such
Delete@DeHeroine, I wasn't even in the church premises.
DeleteMy parents taught me better and even the church I was attending then (Catholic church) taught me better too; to dress appropriately to church gatherings.
I just can't practice the "an eye for an eye" matra.
@Prettiest, yes, the effrontery. I have never been slapped by my own father before, imagine being slapped by someone you don't even know. I thank God for the gift of calmness and slow reaction to anger.
@Convince me, you can say that again.
like my mom would say it pays to serve the Lord ππ
DeleteThe rest is history
Hmmmmm. God abeg ooo!!!!
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DeleteWas waiting for Aproko's reply,very funny person
DeleteHahaha πππ my Akproko Queen nor dey take nonsense. I love you babe ππ
DeleteI will slap my own back immediately.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard not to retaliate and wait till husband comes if it's a sister in-law that slaps the wife but easy if it's his mother.
ReplyDeleteI won't even let it get to that extent. I will do everything to avoid it.
I'm not as gentle as I look and I don't think I can have that kind of patient, without thinking twice, I'll give my own slap back to her as e dey hot.
ReplyDeleteBe her his elder or younger sister, I will give her the beating of her life! Should my husband come back and tell me rubbish, he will suffer the consequences for longer than he anticipated!
ReplyDeleteBULLSHIT...
π€£π€£π, Babe abeg lemme!! Lmao.
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DeleteMama Mia calm down o !!
Even if I don't slap her back my siblings would π€
Chisom, you that's what's up!
DeleteChoco, delay is dangerous you know!...
I go slap back, I'll later tell her sorry with smiles after settling the issue. I know my people and my people knows me. If I don't do it'll be done again and again.
ReplyDeleteThere was a time one was always throwing subtle shades and I won't reply but,ever since I started replying subtly she stopped. Everybody Sabi their boundaries now.
Marriage no be do or die affair abeg.
Yes o, return slap and apologize later, no be just sorry again?
Deleteπππ@ i know my people and my people know me ππ
DeleteYou know this!
DeleteSome few years ago when I first got married, 2 months into the marriage I had a heated argument with my brother in law, I gave it back to him fire for fire even though I later apologized for peace to reign. He now knows not to come near me with his pettiness. My husband later warned him that if he has any issue with his wife, he should come directly to him. Since then his madness has been distant not direct.
@Prettiest Rosie gbam!
DeleteI hate when people take my calmness for being stupid, I'll attack real bad
Kamari ni Paul wii (make we no see am, na him Paul talk) π
ReplyDeleteBecause who go settle the matter before husband return? π€£
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DeleteIt depends on the type of relationship I have with her and my husband.
ReplyDeleteSlap back? Hell no! She’d be hospitalized INSTANTLY. I didn’t come to this word to be slapped for free.
ReplyDeleteWay to go my darling ππ.
DeleteOh Gaaawd! I laughed hard reading this.
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Deleteπππ you and my sister are kindred spirit lmao
DeleteIt all depends on what caused the slap sha.I don't think I can ever slap my sis inlaw back because she is far much older than me.But she go hear am that day ooh.I will so finish her with my hurtful sharp tongue...
ReplyDeleteMy sister in law,tried it wt me na,when i tried slapping back, she ran,I pursued her wt bottle, she never tried it again
ReplyDeleteπππ, I love you already jareh!! Where she dey run go?? Oloriburuku somebody.
DeleteShe ran for her dear life hahaha ππ
DeleteHahaha alaye way
DeleteLOL! Pursued her with bottle. That's the spirit ojare.
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Deletechai!!!!
DeleteIf my husband is a good person to me I won’t but if he’s not I pity her
DeleteMy sister in law,tried it wt me na,when i tried slapping back, she ran,I pursued her wt bottle, she never tried it again
ReplyDeleteWhy was she running? She should have stayed. If you did not pursue her she would have continued. Sometimes, gentility does not pay
DeleteHahahahahaha this one mad o
DeleteSome of us are peaceful people but we were taught how to fight back.
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DeleteLike the saying... where one person's madness stops is where another starts.
Its best not to test people to avoid stories of
It was when I was, then I now, she now
I will slap her back too out of anger I no dey like make matter cold mtcheeeew nonsense and Buhari
ReplyDeleteππ€£ Buhari don hear an for naija
DeleteI will wait for my hubby to come back
ReplyDeleteYeah,will wait for him to return.
ReplyDeleteOne shorty climbed a stool to wooooz me slap during a family meeting over a decade ago,DH returned and got wind of it,he reconfigured her face to what Enugu people call 'eje ishu,eje azu'（face front, face back）hahaha.That meme of Let me come and be going,comes to mind.
Mummy inlaw was busy shouting 'oga esukwa uno oku,unu agwakwa ni a （he will set the house on fire,nobody should tell him.I told him kia kia.
Meanwhile,we set out to Epe end of lagos yesterday morning for some official duties and returned at 2pm today,the road was pheeeeeeewww！
E-hugs to Epe people,completely cut off from others,it is well.Me sha reached Araromi end of waterside and bought cheap basins of obokun,duuh,can't suffer for nothing.
She was that short and she had to get a stool to help her matter.
DeleteI respect you for not retaliating ππ½ ππ
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DeleteNo mind am,omo kekere,we still dey for the matter somehow.
We have joined Africa Magic Owambe live with Yaw Yaw Yaw the OAP,opening with a correct Sunny Ade music.
E go hot today as weather is chilly.
Goodnight lovelies.
There is something called reflex action.....so when she receives it, she and her family members should not vex.
ReplyDeleteIf my sister in-law slap me?
ReplyDeleteWell, I will wait till I marry to know whether I will tear her double slap.
I won't slap her back but deal with her with attitude.
ReplyDeleteIt all depends on what caused the slap sha.I don't think I can ever slap my sis inlaw back because she is far much older than me.But she go hear am that day ooh.I will so finish her with my hurtful sharp tongue...
ReplyDeleteElder sister oo, younger sister oo ,I will retaliate in a more hurtful way. I have just one elder sister and she has never for one day raised her hands on me,so why should a sister in-law do that?? I'd respect and treat everyone right including the children in the family but if you abuse it by laying your hands on me, I'd be sure to treat your madness.
DeleteIf you Waite for hubby, he might come back and only shout and warn her, in the end, you guys will settle and tomorrow, she'd be feeling fly and even be living in the fallacy that she's stronger than you and can beat you up at any given time. So I'd just settle it with her,woman to woman.In the end, everybody go dey their dey.
Lol @ Chisom.
DeleteIf his elder sister slaps me, I'll wait for my husband to return but if it's his younger sister, I'll slap my own back immediately.
ReplyDeleteMy elder sis wouldn’t raise a finger or me so why should another sis do it? Elder or younger, I’m returning the favor massively pressed down,good measures shaken together and running over.
DeleteFor me o,elder or younger I don't care because I'm also an a sister in law to someone and I didn't make their lives unbearable
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If my sister in-law slaps me, I will give her smackdown and if my hubby come and blame me, I beat him to coma... Arrant nonsense.
ReplyDeleteSet awon odumeje π
DeleteTake am easy o! You be Jackie Chan abi Mike Tyson πππ
DeleteYou Don over watch this WWE ooΓ²πππππππ
DeleteAnon 18:44 The lioness, the liquid metal, the fire, the indaboski bahose! I greet u ma
DeleteKikikikikikikikiki
DeleteYou are not a preacher of love
DeleteYou are war!
You are a fighter!!
Indaboskress of our time
E pele ma
Ah mike Tyson nwayooo
DeleteI see you, Margret Thatcher.
DeleteI hope you've not been abusing your husband ππ
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Deleteyou're a fight!!!
DeleteYou're war !!!
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Mad oooππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
DeleteLobatan! π
DeleteSet awon geng geng geng
DeleteMike Tyson geng
No matter what my wife does none of my sisters or siblings have the right to hit or slap her, wait for me to come so you address or relay whatever issue you have to me so i give my fair & unbiased judgmentπ
ReplyDeleteHmmm, depending on my mood oo. If na she find my trouble slap me, I go don return the slap before I remember hubby sef. When him come him go settle am.
ReplyDeleteI will most definitely retaliate out of anger as well. Period
ReplyDeleteLmaooooo πππ
DeleteGoing by your moniker you'd be justified for retaliation.
ππ Choco you know this?
DeleteIn Jenifa's voice "we use mandness to cure mandness"
Yes o
DeleteNo time to check time , nobody has the monopoly of slapability
I honestly can't say what i'll do because i abhor violence...hmm dont even want to think about it and pray i never have such inlaws because i'm not that kind of inlaw.
ReplyDeleteif sis in law happens to be older than me....I don’t think I can slap back.... however, said sis in law won’t be allowed near me anymore or in my house.
ReplyDeleteIf younger.... and I’m 100% certain I’m not at fault.... I’ll return the favor.
Whether old or young no one should hit another and not expect the same !!!
DeleteYou're someone's wife o and mama and daughter and sister !!!
Loool
Hahaha she no fit nah. She knows my blood dey hot.
ReplyDeleteThe truth is that I do not know how I will react. I do not hit people, I find it difficult hitting my kids when they are acting up and I also do not like being hit. I just do not know what my reaction will be.
ReplyDeleteI am not married,lemme just read comment and learn.
ReplyDeleteI am not married,lemme just read comment and learn.
ReplyDeleteA sister in-law, slapping me in my own matrimonial home??? Lmao!!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all it will never happen, but if it does happen, hehehe..... I will break her head and kick her and her things out of my house. Waite for my hubby to be back so that what will happen??? Inukwa bikonu! π³π³π³.
The worst part is if he comes back and does nothing or just try to stay on the fence, e go pain wella, so deal with her and wait for hubby.
DeleteThat's how we roll darling! But in all of these, I believe these in laws will already through us and know better than to try anything stupidπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£...
Delete@Mama Mia, exactly my sister! I believe so tooπ€£π€£π€£πππ³.
Delete@Gifty,that one will so break my heart ehh, kaiiππππ♀️π♀️.
It can't happen
ReplyDeleteIf it does happen I wont retaliate.
I have never slapped anyone before.
wow you're so gentle π
DeleteIt will depend on how hot The slap is
ReplyDeleteI won't slap her back, will wait for hubby to return.
ReplyDeleteEven if you retaliate, everybody that hears the gist will come and blame everything on top of your head.
It's better everybody blames me that another in law wanting to experiment with my face a 2nd time.
DeleteNo one ever died from too much blame, not even Akon...
Mama Mia don't leave me.ππ
DeleteChai !!
DeleteMama Mia you're on a roll πππ
Ola's sisters are blog visitors o ππ€£π na lai this your fiancΓ© take japa πππ
Ah Choco baaby, if Olas' sisters and even his nieces slap me, I will give them the other cheek o! You know I'm a vitreous womanπππππ
DeleteMalley, I prefer blame by a long margin o!...
Oh Mama Mia you've finished me π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
DeleteI will slap back except she is like 10 yeas older. Anything else na smack down
ReplyDeleteOshey! Eyan ti WWE π
DeleteπππCyn Cyn you're too funny kilode πππ
DeleteI will beat her up cos whatever my husband willdo when he returns cannot unslap the slap.
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DeleteUnslap the slap kwa
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Deleteππ€£ππ€£ππ€£@ Unslap the slap ππππππππππ
DeleteThe truth is that the sister in-law I have is so gentle as a dove.. She no dey use me play ni.
ReplyDeleteSo i dont think such would happen..
And God forbids for such to happen abeg.
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DeleteThe question is what "if" it happens?
Knowing whom I married,I don't think any of my in-laws would try that.But if it happens,my husband will be disappointed if I don't slap her back yes!,I'm the apple of his eyesπ.
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I will slap her back and wait for my husband
ReplyDeleteWe go settle the matter
My younget sister has always been a no nonsense person.
ReplyDeleteSo she got married and her sister in-law younger to her started running her mouth at her, my sister of life slapped her gbosaaa!
Good she is married to a fair family, the girl was later blamed by her parents for poke nosing.
Today sha ! they are good friends and the girl too is a married and a mum.
Younger sisters like us, na so we dey do. I bet if she hadn't thought her a lesson, she would have tried that nonsense with your sister again, I'm glad they're in good terms nowππ.
DeleteThis is what they call
DeletePower Jam power πππ
Everyone knows that I hate fighting and avoid it like the plague. But one time my husband's cousin tried it with me, thinking I was too ajebutter to fight. Let's just say she got the beating of her life for putting her hands on me. I even stripped her naked, threw her out and switched off my phone. I spoke to no one except my husband who was away for months. Let's just say the matter died a natural death and from then on no one wanted to know if my craze get part 2.
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DeleteThat's it no one can be too ajebutter in the heat of the moment.
I bet she learnt her lesson π why would anyone even put their hands on someone else !!!
I will wait for hubby ooo,don't have strength for danbe
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Nigbati won fi oko were do iya e meaning When dem no use madman prick fuck her mother, why she go slap me
ReplyDeleteI will return my own slap back
ReplyDeleteSimple
I will give brain resetting slaps. Husband can come and settle our quarrel later, but by then she has collected.
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DeleteThe most painful thing in this life is being separated right after you received a slap π ππππ
That one kills faster than the slap received
The truth is that I won't return the favour but that relationship is done! I mean done!
ReplyDeleteI hate violence, slapping her back will cause a figt which I hate too. Fighting dirty ain't my thing, she will so pay for it!
Actually this post just brought back memories of the story my mom told me about her inlaws .
ReplyDeleteWhen she married my dad newly she was so bullied by my dad's people simply cos of tribal difference, they always found reasons to intimidate her hmm .
Mama said she learnt how to fight back , that all my dad's family members even extended family became so scared of her to the point where if she was passing they'd all run away πππ