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Sunday, July 12, 2020

Boredom Eliminating Post

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  1. πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ€£ Let me just laugh..πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    1. Yes I will;there is dignity in Labour..

      Perhaps is it not human beings that are meant to do it?
      Even the spirit of the dead will be offended if I reject such amount as an Igbo man..


      @MARTINS

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    2. Oya come back and answer us oooo will you do it?

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    3. 😁😁😁😁, Ibo man with money. My husband sef will gladly accept the offer.

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This one hard o but the money is tempting

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Martins ooo

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    6. Never😡😡😡😡

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    7. I’ll do it, though scary, while pleading d Blood of Jesus all through. With my money in hand, I’ll go for 3days dry fasting, no food , no water, for deliverance & cleansing.

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    8. Hell no, work dey and work dey, what will I gain if I die of heart attack before I collect the money πŸ¦‹

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    9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ so true @ Martins!

      I will do it!

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  2. No I'd not do it .
    Not all money is good money biko , I love my sanity and peace of mind 😌

    Merci beaucoup!!!

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    1. Exactly o. My peace of mind is very IMPORTANT.

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    2. Don't be scared Barbie, its a legitimate jobπŸ˜€

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. I am sure I will be holding my Bible and reciting different psalms, the money is tempting but the job is scary.

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  3. Na who dey alive dey collect money ooπŸƒπŸΎ‍♂️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♂️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♂️

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    1. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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    2. Same thought I had.πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Abi ooo

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    4. You no fit gather mind do am Isaac 😎😎😎

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    5. Hard Man, hard man 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    6. Candix am so far gone πŸ˜‚

      black slimzy my mind go fail me i swearπŸ˜‚

      Rhoda hard man nor dey for spirit matter ooπŸ˜‚

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  4. I'll use part of the money to hire people to do the cleaning for me and keep the balance ... Okwu ebie...

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    1. @ Twins S, you never answer the question ooooo

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    2. help laughing. Twins squared what if the strict instruction is for you to do it yourself?
      I fitint fit abeg. This kind money can purge

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    3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ No hiring here.... You meant to do it yourself..

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    4. @ Stella Maris, lol At the end of the day, those who work at the morgue don't have two heads. Na who see options get choice to select. I'll tachie obi and do it, after all it's not an illegal job.

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    5. You're the one to do the jobπŸ˜›πŸ˜‚

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    6. You will only get the money after cleaning is complete.

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  5. Of course, I will do it. There's dignity in labour.

    If I come across any spirit being, I greet them, gist with them and even ask them to render some helping hands to make the cleaning quicker.

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    1. lol, at telling spirits to render helping hands.
      You're very honest.

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    2. Hmmmm. You have mind o

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    3. Ms A Abeg no kill me with laughter πŸ˜‚

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚money na moral

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    5. ah. I hail you πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»

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    6. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    7. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
      I will be at the gate for moral support

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    8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      All hail Ms A the le BravoπŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’

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  6. Chukwu Ajuu!
    Mmadu anaghi anwa chi ya onwuwa....

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    1. For $50m I would not only clean the cemetery at midnight, I will sleep there for a whole month! On a different grave every night!

      Even the spirits/ghosts would dread the redness of my eyes😠😠😠😠😠...

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    2. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, You need to see how hard i'm laughing here!! Lmao.
      Is it not you again?? I believe you die. Fear spirit ontop 50 million effing DOLLARS?? nbanuu!!

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ Mama Mia! Well done for making me laugh like crazy!

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    4. All this on na mouth o, na just small something go make you run 4/40

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  7. If some angry and evil spirits slap problem into your life, that $50 million would be useless to you, na others go enjoy am on your behalf after the call to gloryπŸ˜‚πŸ˜«


    GOD NOR GO SHAME US OOπŸ™πŸΎ

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    1. call to glory is inevitable, always have that at the back of your mind.

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    2. You are a clown. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  8. Yes I will do it..Besides I don watch horror movies tire..So I have nothing to fear

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    1. We're in the same boat ⛵. I love horror movies πŸ‘»πŸ‘»

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    2. @Phoenix, i trust u. U r such a bold person. After d cleaning, we spend d money together.
      Abii!!!
      Anony 419

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    3. I looooove horror movies, but abeg, I can't live it.

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    4. I love horror movies
      Especially that movie called evil dead

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    5. @Ms A Yippie! I got someone that loves that genre! @Anony 419 lolzz we will work together so we can spend together ok @Candy but why you no wan do am @Blacky Ehn we can do it

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    6. Thank you! I'll gladly do it

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    7. Phoenix dear,i will be outside the gate to give you moral support,at lease you will bless me from the proceedπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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  9. Won't think twice about it
    πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ i trust u

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  10. Yes, I've seen nothing scary again since my dad died.
    I'll just assume, I'm spending the night there with him,
    and do the job without even knowing its mild night.
    Every time, I always imagined what will be of his body down there, though I know he is in heaven.

    rest on the the best gift,God ever gave to me. l love you dearly dad.

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    1. Do am now..Na honest work. Why una dey fear

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    2. Phoenix i will gladly do it,its a legitimate job..

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  12. I will tread upon serpernts and scorpions and nothing shall by any means hurt me.

    He prepares a table before me in the presence of my enemies,i shall fear no evil

    Behold i will give you riches in hidden places (i recieve)

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  13. Cemetery @ Night...Are I to be a sacrificial lamb πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Please, don't make me laugh oo. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  14. When do I start

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that's the spirit jare,no time to check time!!

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sharp sharp, no long grammar

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  15. I will ooo. Is it not legitimate work again? The spirits will know I'm just trying to earn a living. I mean no harm.

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    1. Exactly! You can even communicate with them and befriend them. No lele

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    2. ������ all na hustle

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    3. abi oh Ms A. Have a nice rapport with them. I dunno why people dey fear

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  16. i will do it
    i hardly get scared

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  17. If I hear say I no do am

    50 million dollars o, not naira

    I will!!

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    1. Even if na naira babe, not to talk of dollar!! As in, ego oyibo?? Hehehe, I don do am finish add Jara!!

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  18. HehehehehehπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ this one tough ooooo... πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️

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  19. No I can't πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️

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  20. I don't think so.

    No, I can't do it jare.

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  21. I don't want to make the money that i will not be alive to enjoy biko.

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    1. There are people who work there. People who keep the house of the dead clean.
      People who wash, clean and beautify the dead

      I see nothing wrong with the job.

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  22. I will. Nothing will happen. The spirits will know you are not there to desecrate their final abode.

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    1. Exactly oh Just greet them and do your work

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  23. I will have to convince myself that spirits don't exist cos you see that 50m, I must collect am

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    1. Lol @ you must collect am.

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    2. After convincing yourself and minutes into the cleaning you hear ,"We need joy here" Then wicked laughter

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    3. Ha anonymous, which kain rough play be that na?

      I will just convince myself that u are d one playing pranks on me.

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  24. God forbid, I don't love money to that extent. I no go fit do that kind work even with people around.

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    1. Its not about loving money... There's dignity in labour.

      Work=money, no matter how little

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  25. No ooooπŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ♀πŸƒ

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    1. *pulls Stella Maris Baby back* 😁😁😁😁

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  26. i will now,nothing will stop me from not accepting such offer. There are ways and manners of towards cleaning up a cementery.

    the same way corps u knock 3times before going into a room where any,corps is been embalmed is the same way u go into a cemetery when u are about to carry out ur duty.


    The traditional gurus will tell u more

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  27. Omo, I don get cold now now thinking about it sef πŸ€’.. Emi ko

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    1. I dash you people that can walk through the shadow of death and fear no evil @phoenix

      Me, I remain a baby in God's eye πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  28. Is it not pΓ©ople that clean the place everyday? Of course I will do it. What business do I have with the dead? S it not pΓ©ople that work in the mortuaries work as moticians etc? Abeg,the dead are dead and gone.

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  29. It's legit work so I will do it.... I didn't kill anybody so I won't be afraid. After all they dead..

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    1. Exactly my sister!! We didn't kill nobody, no ghost will harm us, after all, we're only trying to tidy up their environment for them, they should be thankful 🀷‍♀️🀷‍♀️🀷‍♀️.

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    2. CHISOM O, laughing at they should be thankful.😁😁😁

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  30. I won't abeg. Don't wanna start having by force conversations with ghost.

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  31. I will do it. I will have to pray and fast before embarking on it.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      U go still fast and pray to work for cemetery??

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  32. Don't forget that most Nigerians based abroad wash dead bodies for a living...... So,its no big deal. I will fortify myself and do it.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, correct fortifying oo!! Lol.

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    2. I'm a very patient person i can even do nanny sef,as far it's a legitimate job that will bring food on on the table

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    1. Don oo, this has nothing to do with desperation ejoo, This is big time legit business, but only for the strong hearted gangs.

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    2. Chisom i no do abeg . Lol

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  34. That money can't go just like that. I'll just zero my mind, lock up and do the damn job!

    You see that money, I don collect am sef!

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  35. Please when do I resume work ooo?

    God bless me;God bless me,will God come down from heaven?
    Na like this ooooπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

    Abeg if you have this kind contract;give it to me,will give you 20% and come to the blog with giveaway..πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

    @MARTINS

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  36. Why won't I do it?? When I didn't kill them or cause their deaths?? Lmaoo!!
    I'd diligently and gracefully do it while singing, "Wild child, Lazy day and a day without rain" by Enya for them spirits, I know it will so calm them down and make them feel so cold and warm at the same time. After like thirty minutes when I'm done, I'd be payed my sexy cool cash, ebulu mia naliee!! Anemenu!! Lmao.

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    1. Lolzz Chisom..Why Enya of all people..Una no go kill person for this blog

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    2. Until you hear,"my sister, you have a sweet voice. Stay with us and be singing for us..."

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    3. Chisom na babe you be jare after u na still u, na better legitimate hustle be dat... I go even crack jokes with them sef

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    4. Because her songs sounds like the songs of spirits, I'm sure they will relate with the song🀷‍♀️🀷‍♀️πŸ˜‚.

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    5. 19:18 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my sister, you have a sweet voiceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    7. @Anony 19:18,lol,If I hear such from them, I'd blush and tell them, oh thank you all so much for the beautiful compliments, y'all are so kind but no dearies, I won't be joining you guys now, y'all should be enjoying the company of my beautiful friend that is one of you now, She's a better singer than i am, i'd smile and moveee!!!☺️πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
      @Black slimzy, you be correct guy, we go si don, watch 50 million dollars pass us by because of fear?? Is is not like an abomination? Abeg oo.

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    8. Anon 19:13, really?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    9. OMG! CHISOM πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Chisom ooooooooh, bikooo leave my Enya for me ooooooh!
      19:18 got no joy🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  37. If na another part of d world cemetry, y not? But if na Southwest or Southeast cemeteries. I no dey do, lailai, over my dead bottom

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    1. Wetin do south west and south east cemetery, they offend u??

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  38. I will not only clean but use mop to mop up all the spirits.

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    1. What if you then hear,Sisi take am easy the water for the mop dey touch me.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, This one is loud gann Ni!! πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ.

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    3. Lmao 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Anon 19:15 i will them sorry and continue with my job

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    5. Oh my gosh! Anon 19:15, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      19:15 clownπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  39. Yes.

    Afterall 'agwo adi eno agwo ibeya'

    Na we-we na.
    Duuhhh!

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    1. Good evening XP momma, even if don't understand igbo all i know is that it's a legitimate hustle, the money is too tempting to decline

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    2. Momma, so ibu nmuoo?? LmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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    3. I don't understand Igbo too but the job must be done biko! See clean hustle abeg!😁

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  40. Ecclesiastes 9: 5 says the dead don't know anything. I'll so do it. No be me kill them o.

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  41. I can't do the job cos my head will swell up cos of fear of the spirits and I may faint n die then I'll not enjoy the money. I can't abegi.

    The most Complex b

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  42. I will do it oh hahaha, I am a courageous soul. Since it's in $$ I assume the cemetry is in US. The cemetries are very clean, you can have coffee and read a book in there. The spirits there are actually resting in peace. Last year I spent the summer in a cemetry town in California. The city had so many cemetries but so silent, full of flowers and peaceful. But if the cemetry is in Nigeria I will think twice. I think the ghosts there are restless.

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 restless ghosts but I can do it ,will just hang bible Round my neck as A pendant wear rosary like 20 on my neck so good to go...

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚NIB why are you scared of the cemetery in Nigeria is it not the dead bodies πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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  43. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️

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  44. The living have no business in the midst of the dead πŸ˜‚ πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½

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  45. I will wear white cassock and move in

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  46. Never. Fear can even kill me before I even start

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  47. No thank you, ona kan o woja (no be only one road enter market).

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    1. Reason the money na $50million dollars just to clean cemetery, i will be so dutiful and diligent in my job

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