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Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Boredom Eliminating Post....


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  1. Haaa! Maybe bible o😁😁

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I sure will use part of the $5M joor

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    2. Does $15m dollar come in a single note? I'll use a dollar.

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    3. Stella forgot to add that the $15 million is a check

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    4. I will wear my clothe like that please. When I get home, I'll bathe with warm water and Dettol.

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    5. I will use my pants to clean it

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    6. @Lucent,your head is there.
      No timeπŸ˜„

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    7. Lol @lucent oil dey ur head

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    8. @lucent, the flies wey go follow you reach house ehn...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      I will go with chilove, use my pant and trash it...

      Too much sense will not kii us ohπŸ˜‚

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    1. I will use a note to wipe first and if not clean,will go for a sheet of revelation (the last page)
      Bible is just a book,its the words written on it that are powerful.Tearing it doesn't mean anything.

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    2. Must I wipe? If I must I will use the money and put it right back in my purse to be washed and ironed later.

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  3. My pant....and throw it away there.

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    1. THIS LIFE NO BALANCE AT ALL12 August 2020 at 18:18

      Pant is not an option here. The only 2 options are the money and bible. But wait! How am I supposse to use all the money to wipe my ass? If it happens I will use all the money at once, hian! Nka siriike.

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    2. I'll take the bible and money home,i ain't cleaning no bum until I get home

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    3. I think Stella meant a cheque of $15m

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    4. Abeg who clean bum bum help? A
      cent sef i will not remove from the money, shebi one day of dirt no go kill me.

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    5. If pant is not an option to clean then I don't need to clean till I get home. KΓ² so shi.

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  4. Part of the $15 million.
    It will be enough and still remaining to wipe my butt.

    May I never see what will make me tear the Bible to wipe my a**.

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  5. I don't understand what you mean by only $15m, do you mean check or the cash?

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  6. I won't be in this situation mbok πŸ™„ by the way, there's always tissue in my bag, purse

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    1. If all hope is lost (I'm too sensitive) and I have no choice than to use a public toilet? I will definitely get a water ready coz I can't even use the public toilet water sef.

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  7. I will take $500 out of the $15m dollars to clean my buttocks πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. I will use the 1000naira in my pocket to clean my bumbum. Never use bible or 15million dollars.

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  9. I'll take some notes from the $15M, clean my buttocks and take a walk.

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  10. Better still, I can log into any online seller nearby, order for wipes and pay them form the $15 million when they arrive.

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    1. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„. So they will come and deliver to you? Consider a lot of "ifs" o. What if there's delay delivering to you, or maybe they have to deliver the next day? What if there's no network in the toilet sef?

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  11. To be honest, my conscience won't let me rest should I use the Bible though I know I can buy another with the money. I just can't!

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  12. I will send someone to buy pure water for me to clean up.

    Let me my Bible and $15M.

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    1. They should let your Bible and $15M be breathing fine πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    2. @rajab, Yes o, my Bible and $15M should be allowed to breathe very fine! 😍

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  13. Shey na by force to wash yansh? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  14. I will send someone to buy pure water for me to clean up.

    Let me keep my Bible and $15M.

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  15. I will use from the money na.

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  16. Money answers all things ooo... the way I’ll carry $100 two notes to clean my nyash ehnnn.. i go fold am keep for my bag.. I don too suffer to waste money

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ u ehn

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    2. Kai this babe 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  17. I will wear my pant like that🀣🀣🀣

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  18. I will remove my pant and use it to wipe my bum, then throw away my pant in the bin in the toilet and wear my trouser without any pant. Then put the $15M in the bag and leave the Holy bible in peace, i can't offend my God by tearing a holy book.

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  19. The $15m cannot be a single note na, I'll take from it to clean my bombom, I'm very sure I won't use up to $5k. BTW, am I supposed to to go with the money?

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  20. All these questions sef. Will the $15m be in bond certificates? How many bank notes will we need to wipe?
    If the $15m is on one piece of paper (Certificate), I will not wipe at all. I will go home and bathe.
    The Bible is not even an option.

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  21. $15m. With the Bible, I will make more than that money abeg. Oh, how I enjoy my daily bible study.

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  22. The moment i enter the toilet 🚽 my spirit will immediately see or notice the money and every spirit of πŸ’© will disappear and i will take the bible and begin to praise and thank the lord for making me rich with that money 😁


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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Some πŸ’©πŸ’© won't disappear o.

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  23. first of all one shouldn't use money to clean up.In this case,paper will rescue but since it's a bible,i think i'll be stock with shit in my buttocks or i'll scream out for help

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  24. I will wear my pant jeje,when i get home i will clean up,i will never have any reason to tear a bible biko.

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    1. And when you're done, count your money in peace. 😁

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  25. My pant o will wear my trouser back like that. Even go on a shopping spree for more pants.

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  26. I'll first of all hold the money and Bible tight(very important).Then use my tube to clean myself afterwards.


    But this question is hilarious sha....lol

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  27. Better still Question should be Cheque of $15M or Bible ? 15? For me toilet go just disappear

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  28. That one nor hard na. Na to use sand wipe my yansh, that one go comot am. Wear my cloth like nothing happened with my head raised up high o. I respect the Bible and nothing will ever make me disrespect it. Money in my pocket. We move!!

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  29. I will use my pant or tear part of my tight..😎😎😎😎

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  30. I will use my tight to clean the bum

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  31. Will not use any of them

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  32. Every day we try new things.......
    I'm not cleaning my bumbum biko... For the sake of $15m, it worths the try biko..

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  33. Ehn.... Shay we were born naked na abi... You know the rest cos my milli is important and my Bible is important we😁😁😁😁

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  34. Must you clean yansh ?i stand up and move

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  35. Must I clean the bumbum? I go wear pant waka dey go

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  36. My pant, that's if I'm wearing one. Use and dispose. If there's none, then I wear my cloth like that. When I get home I will bathe.

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  37. I go wear my pant like that o. Na shit I shit I no kill person.

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  38. No need to clean my bum bum πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ will just put the $15m inside my bag and face front.

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  39. As I'm inside the toilet I will be ordering uber, when the uber arrives I will wear my trouser back jejely and go home go have a thorough bath. Lobatan

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  40. I will wipe my ass with my under wear, throw it away and waka

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  41. I will remove any of my underwear and clean up instead the money and bible are very important to me abeg 😁.

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  42. I can use water to wash off the poo but I will not tear the bible or the money.

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    1. Water from where na? No water or tissue available.

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  43. I will use none, $15M di mkpa, The same with the Bible, So therefore na my underwear go hear am Las Las.

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  44. I will wipe my bum bum on the wall

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  45. C. None of the above!
    Simply wear my clothes, then hail a taxi to take me home. Whilst on the ride home, wud feign ignorance of any putrid smell... "u neva count ur money, when u seating at..."

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  46. I will go with the money first,Cleaning my bumbum can wait till i get home. Shey is my bumbum ni

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  47. Please what is my undies doing can’t be can’t converted to wipes at this critical period ... Nah !! I wee use my undies jejely , hide the cheque inside the Bible so that my enemies wnt see it ... n boom im home to do the proper cleaning lobatan

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  48. my undies or the million dollar. I can never ever use a Bible for that. God forbid

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  49. I go use d bible clean yansh nothing go happen. Wetin concern me concern middle east religion?

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    1. You're the only one with sense here. Religion has really done a good one on our brains.

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  50. My pant or bra 🀣🀣🀣. I fit rip off one sleeve from my top or both sleeve sef, ripped sleeves na fashion. When I get home I will do proper cleaning and shower. Both $15m and my Bible are too precious to me biko.

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  51. Abeg I'll just wear my cloth like that &leave....must I clean

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  52. My panties or underwear and I'll throw it away

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  53. please tell me why will I clean? I will wear my pant and carry the 15million and bible and keep it moving.who clean yansh help abeg

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  54. Bible ni o! It’s just a book. I can buy another one.

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  55. i will use my pant and flush it down the toilet, why should i desecrate the holy bible and why waste dollar?

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  56. wear my clothes on and walk away with the bible and money...hahaha

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