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Friday, August 28, 2020

Laugh Out Loud...


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  1. What if his car broke down and he was using Keke to beat time, this is not funny at all, women will just miss out on who God 'may' have destined for them because of vanity and physical appearance.
    Even if he doesn't have a car nko?

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    1. You are right. My Dad was extreme rich, he enters okada and drivers small cars sometimes.

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    2. Exactly, being inside a keke doesn't mean he's broke. Having a ride, doesn't mean the car is his.

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    3. Exactly my thought. May God help us not to pass the right person because of mentality.

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    4. Unfortunately this is the mentality of most girls these days. Sad

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    5. Very true. When I met my husband, he didn't have a car not because he couldn't afford it but there was no need (he is always travelling). He enters keke, bus, uses uber etc. But immediately after our wedding, he bought me a jeep.

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    6. Lol I once parked my car somewhere and took keke, on my way back a girl I sat close to inside the keke was acting like I had plague shifting anyhow I didnt even reason her, we came down at the same bus stop she was in front na so I press Acura MDX remote she just turned you could see in her eyes that she knows she has fucked up. I just entered my car and zoomed off. Funny enough she leaves close to my mums house now if she sees me its steady looking and greeting. Keke is not a death sentence

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  2. Dis is funny, lmao

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  3. Hahaha....he should have waited for you to come down to avoid the poverty sign you were sensing.

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  4. Do you know if his Rolls Royce is parked at home?that's how y'all miss potential suitors

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  5. For you to be inside Keke with him means that you're on the same level. Ko wrong nah 🀭

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  6. Girl I put it to you that you are shallow minded.
    I can't see the humour in it sef🀦


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  7. Hmmmmmmmm girls make una dey wise o. Don't look down on anyone.
    A male friend gisted me how two of his rich friends in Gwarimpa would take a taxi to Nyanya, Maraba, Karu etc in search of wives. They jumped bikes and took Keke on different occasionsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Meanwhile, they had fleet of cars at home.

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    1. Don't mind the shallow minded girls of these days.

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    2. Hmmmmmmmm castle Windsor you don get another blog I'd na yy still be princeπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†

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    3. What? How come you and Prince wrote the same thingπŸ™„

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    4. Miss Aboki this is the kind of thing that gives you orgasm. Sorry to disappoint you and your Anon friend. Close your legs and go to bed!

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  8. Lol..do u know if he entered d keke just for fun,he might still be a billionaire😁😁

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    1. Hahaha.....I know of a very comfortable guy that does this. Says he just enjoys the hustle and tustle of commercial vehicles.

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  9. LMFAO,Naija girls ain't smiling noore,no time for offer head abegπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

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  10. A male friend gisted me how two of his rich friends in Gwarimpa would take a taxi to Nyanya, Maraba, Karu etc in search of wives. They jumped bikes and took Keke on different occasionsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Meanwhile, they had fleet of cars at home.


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    1. Hmmmm... I thought this comment had already been made

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    2. Which Kain nonsense be this? Why copy my comment? Una don start o.

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    3. This is how God punishes people. Just look at this idiot impersonating Castle

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    4. Nothing wet person no go see for this blog πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Impersonator wehdone sir

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    5. Shooter babe,no mind the idiot. Na them God go put to shame Las Las.

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    6. See this fool,I take keke when I go to Nigeria to avoid traffic,I will usually pack at Sura area and use keke to go round to the places I needed to go,I drive a 2018 4matic Mercedes,also have a 2017 Range Rover evogue.what do you say to that!!!That's how you will miss a potential helper,never look down on anybody,even if a bike rider tells me aunty you're beautiful,I respond by saying thank you and move on,I don't just ignore and it doesn't make you look cheap,it's courtesy.

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  11. That's how a friend of mine, met a guy inside keke, the guy started gisting with her, she replied and the next thing he got her number

    Started calling her and she agreed to date him, this is a big girl oh, the day my friend knew, her boyfriend was super rich, she cried, I mean she was so broken... To cut the story short, they're happily married and she's living her best life

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  12. Girl chill, I drive a tear rubber Camry but once is main market time I use the normal bus, returning I pick drop keke. Sometimes people say they don't understand me. Is not by meeting someone in bus or keke.

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  13. Ladies of these days never cease to amaze me. What happened to being friends or even marrying someone that doesn't have much. Never despise the days of humble beginning una no dey hear.

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  14. 🀷what is the problem with that?

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  15. I'm a woman and very lazy at driving. Anytime my driver disappoints, I prefer to dash to the neighbourhood market with keke oh. Husbandman always singing: I don't know anybody that will park a car and take keke.

    So yes, you may just be missing a very comfortable future partner by judging him with his preferred mode of transportation.

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  16. Nigerian ladies and their double standards
    you will be the one "pimping" your friends
    to your brother who enters keke daily.
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  17. So you that enters keke expected to get married to
    someone that enters lexus?
    Hohonohohhooooohhhooo

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  18. Foolish girl. She doesn't have a car o. Very annoying.

    I have male friends who are doing well but take Keke once in a while. Besides, that he's not doing well today doesn't mean he'll remain like that tomorrow.

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  19. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632828 August 2020 at 21:29

    Nothing wrong with him asking for her number while in a keke.

    I’m actually looking forward to the day I can go someplace in a keke. Never been in one and would like to experience it eventually just to have that experience. Wouldn’t mind getting around in a motorcycle sometimes either. Matter of fact, one of the items on my bucket list is to learn how to ride a motorcycle 😎😎 so I can get mine.

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    1. Never experienced keke and you sell bread in ikotun. Find another lie

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    2. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632829 August 2020 at 20:02

      Anon 23:51, that lies come easy it to you doesn’t mean it’s the same for me. If you had enough common sense you’ll know that one can own a business anywhere in the world and not live there.

      Don’t forget to stop by 3Amigos Bakery, Ikotun for soft, yummy breads.

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  20. So for her mind now she is making sense, eyah.

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  21. Yeye untill you miss your husband, nah only poor man dey enter keke abi

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  22. Nothing wrong with her, those are her standards. He will meet another woman who will happily give out her number. Look how many men refuse to look at a woman with no bum, small boobs, or who is super skinny, yet women are expected to take any man just because he is a man. She looking for a man in a better position than she, isn't that called ambition?

    I remember one time struggling with two heavy bags at the subway and this dude was asking me for my number. I thought to myself he didn't even offer to help me with one of the bag, but he wants number. Mtscccchw

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  23. My girl might have fucked up big time.
    Same happened to me November 2015.
    I came back with my 2013 ML350 Mercedes SUV. I packed my car across and was waiting for roasted yam and plantain by the road side while taking a chilled coke. One fine bros was chatting me up and I echoed him to give me two minutes with fingers sign because I was asking my mom what she want me to get her on the phone.
    Bros just started yelling, who you be ? Wetin be your own self ? Unto wetin na? He then continued, see as you wear rubber slippers under this hot sun and he dey pity me and I come dey form big girl.
    This guy called me all the names I have never heard before and told me he will buy me wholesale and dash me out and went ahead to bring out wrap of 100 naira note that might be around 20 thousand naira claiming he wanted to spend it on me.He even said that I'm a
    broke Enugu prostitute that always sit in a bar drinking cheap drink and praying for men to show up and pay their bills. Then went ahead to claim I'm a fine baby face ashawo.CHAI!!!!!!!!!
    I still didn't talk. The lady roasting the yam and plantain rounded up and came over to hand it to me
    I stood up my 6 feet frame over his 4:9 frame with a beautiful smile and a nod towards him and went to my car and the Obiagu brought up flew up and held my door asking me if I'm married. I said no, he then asked me what I do, I told him a medical doctor living in US even though I'm just a nurse. You guys need to see the drama he played.
    I didn't say much and drove off only for our gateman to start fighting someone and it turned out this guy followed me in Keke and wanted to come see my parents same day for marriage arrangements.
    WHAT A FOOL!
    He kept harassing me till we got him arrested. So baby girl, not all keke passengers are poor.

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    1. Loooool. He learnt his lesson the hard way.

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    2. I think he's mentally ill

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    3. He has anger and entitlement issues.

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    4. Phew! That escalated rather quickly. You Dodged a hurricane.

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  24. I live in PH, but whenever I am in Lagos for whatever reason, I take okada or keke before thinking of Uber. I look forward to the ride and doesn't mean I am broke or lazy.

    I think the guy is lucky not to have her number.

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  25. My friend came to naija from yankee for the first time and the first thing she wanted to do was board our yellow buses ..she said she likes how it is from what she sees on tv.so she took a bus from ijo dy beger to iyana ipaja to see family and friends.Long story short,a cute guy spoke to her without hearing her accent,they will get married in 2021..

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  26. I think it's low self-esteem. If you look good I will give you my number, we can be friends, if it doesn't work out there is always d block button πŸ¦‹

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  27. I have a GLk but I prefer to take bikes to my shop at Alaba trade Fair . Wen I came to Lagos I had over 4cars but I took non to my shop and I wear shorts most times and wen I approach ladies they think I'm a hustler not knowing we are Alaba international itself .

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