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Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Laugh Out Loud...

 

Do you think this Meme is funny?.....If after reading this,you still go then the Joke is on you na...hehehehehhehehehehhe


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    1. Don't off the dang mic plesse

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    2. Some of us they even clean and cook ready for us when we are coming for d wkend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      My husband had smone dat use to clean his house so i even had no need to....but i did cook for both of us to eat which wasnt a big deal for me.

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    3. On the contrary, sometimes, some girls just wanna have fun in a rich cute guy's house on weekends-with no strings attached.
      Cooking issa hobby. So what's wrong with cooking orishirishi with his money and taking some bowls back to your apartment after the weekend. Cash for fees or some other things could be added.
      Abeg, no be Everytime - I want to marry. No be every man be husband material.
      We dey carry Dem do practicals.
      NB, don't go to a broke, jobless or stingy man's house.

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    4. On the contrary, sometimes, some girls just wanna have fun in a rich cute guy's house on weekends-with no strings attached.
      Cooking issa hobby. So what's wrong with cooking orishirishi with his money and taking some bowls back to your apartment after the weekend. Cash for fees or some other things could be added.
      Abeg, no be Everytime - I want to marry. No be every man be husband material.
      We dey carry Dem do practicals.
      NB, don't go to a broke, jobless or stingy man's house.

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    5. Kak kak kak kak kak kak kak.................

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  2. Wahala for who go still go oh πŸ˜‚

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    1. Lol....if I went and cooked, he most definitely won't marry me🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
      Well Kami chances are slim πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Choiii πŸ˜³πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  4. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
    I won't even date a dirty man in the first place; once i visit your house and it looks like a pig sty, i am running with my two left legs. It's not me you'll give germs and diseases to.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Hypocrisy of the highest order. Once you see money, you will stay even inside sewage tank.

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    3. @Anon 23:39

      Anon nne, please speak for ya dorty self and female family members. You don't know me so better shove your foolish assumption up your smooth yansh because i am not the one, inugo?🀸🏾‍♀️🀸🏾‍♀️🀸🏾‍♀️

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  5. Madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "13 October 2020 at 18:44

    what worked for A might not work for B, there is nothing there in being real and caring for your partner. It takes two serious 'human' Adults to Blend. Overall Be yourself and don't ever fake what you can't finish.

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    1. A guy once told me that
      Doing all these nice things wouldn't get a woman a husband but being real would .

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  6. 🀣🀣🀣same thing I always tell my sis. If you can be doing all these for him, the urge to marry won't be there again. After all, he is getting all theri services for free.

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  7. They will still go. "Food Is the way to a man's heart" my foot. I know of so many wives that didnt cook for their husbands when they were dating. Some even learned how to cook in husband's house. A man that is trying to test how good a cook u will be or other silly tests is just managing you, you are not his dream woman, let me not lie to you. If Rihanna or whoever walked thru the door at her worst, that man will take her flaws n all so abeg spare me. So unless you genuinely love cooking, don't do it hoping to hook a man. It is a form of chasing after a man n trying to prove your worth to him. The more you chase, the more he has time to chase another woman. Remember that.

    You want to know how a man falls in love? He falls in love by 1. how you respect him (not being a doormat or a maid,
    2. he falls in love when you listen to him(men don't have plenty avenues for venting their mind like women do. Too much pent up emotions). Listen more, talk less..that way u avoid saying too much about you that he can use against you later.

    3. He falls in love when u have boundaries (no man can easily get u or do u anyhow so to him that communicates u have value n self Esteem. Unless he is a narcissist hoping to take advantage, this is sexy af)

    4. He falls in love with your looks. I've said it n will say it again, men are SHALLOW AF. Its annoying but it is true. They like the idea of bringing their woman around their friends n the friends are envious n hailing him. Forget all this show ur natural self n go natural movement, don't wear makeup etc. " a man will love me for who I am. Omo I did that for yrs n was single to stupor/meeting men that were opportunists. Some women take it too far n become too relaxed n laid back when it comes to their looks. It kills attraction so fast n removes the mystery n allure of a woman when she refuses to take care of her health , her looks etc. I think if u are physically able to do so in good health, try n invest in a healthy diet n some exercise to maintain a good figure. It will even boost your confidence. No man will be able to do shakara 4 you again cus he knows someone can snatch u up at any moment. Me I prefer to keep a man on his toes

    Source = the mind of a man. Don't feel some type of way about it like I used to. that is just the ugly truth.

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    1. This one pass chronicle.

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    2. You obviously have no real experience with the opposite gender (men) so quit trying to sound smart.

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    3. @23:38
      Mrs. Experience with men, please tell us more. How did your experienced butt fare with multitude of them?

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    4. 23:48 ode madam desperado. Who r u to tell me what my experiences with men are?. Are you me? Everything I said there is the utter bitter truth.

      I know u are pained because you are settling for less currently. If u like go cook clean n do monkey on the shadow style for that broke man this weekend. He will pay you on the back n tell you your husband won't enjoy you. He still won't marry you!!

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    5. @23:48 olodo forming experienced. Werey dey disguise. Oya how has your desperate experience helped you so far? You sound pained so I guess it hasn't HELPED at all. Stay thirsty there. Like Dos Equis.

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    6. @ anon 23:48 oh and you do?? Lmaoo. I post things to help people n I'm very certain one or 2 people have learned sense from this my epistle. If u wanna remain dumb, desperate n lonely with low standards and dating low value dusty men then that's on you. Do you. And Don't come for me!

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    7. Nice piece, everything you said is the plain truth, but we ladies just like to receive ourselves.

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  8. Even if you tie them down, dem go still goπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  9. I learnt this the hard way. Baba toilet n kitchen were filthy n as a lady i was staying the weekend n couldn't handle being in that dirty environment so I cleaned up n made one delicious meal. Our ship was dangling by a string because I wasnt ready for sex. I thought that could save it or make him realize I was worth marrying. Baba ate and praised my food, then told me he was no longer ready for a relationship. I drove 3 hours back to my destination n learned a very big lesson that day . If u like cook If u like no cook, who wan marry u go marry you. He is now dating one rough jamaican babe that swears like no other n the family seems to like her. That is his longest relationship so far. Off n on

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  10. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚true talk

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    They will still go, don't waste your advice.

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  12. Na before things be this. Person don wise up..

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    1. It will surprise you that many are still doing it.

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    2. Exceptional Mom true but in this case I am speaking for myself.

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  13. They will go to cook indomie and boil eggs,
    sweep his rooms and sitting room and corridors
    Sweep the entire compound and his streets.
    They will wash his entire stinking socks, boxers and all clothes
    and wipe his butts.
    They will give him breasts to suck and spread legs
    They will call him mom on phone and chant "mommy, mommy can I go to
    the farm for you?"
    They will write chronicles and chant "after all I've done for him, after I aborted for him"

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    1. Kaα»‹!
      'Mommy, mommy can I go to the farm for you'? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    2. Who is this ancient human being.
      Babes no longer do that shit.

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    3. @22:27
      Why not write it like this, "I don't do that ***"
      but let me tell you the truth, if you want to hear it.
      A lot do, including you. Once money is on display.

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  14. They will wash and cook and sweep and scrub.
    But if he marries them, you will hear,
    I am allergic to cooking, If you want someone
    to wash your clothes and sweep, go get a maid
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  15. And please no urgent 2k calls.

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  16. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  17. I dated mine 5 years, and I never cooked,cleaned, nor did the laundry.

    But, I cannot say it's the reason our relationship worked. He likes to clean, do his own laundry and hates to see his woman cook, calls it a huge turn off.

    So, there are no exact formulas to these things. Just know your partner and function accordingly.

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    1. When he says it's a turn off it is because he knows that desperate women use the tactic to try n hook a man essentially making themselves the pursuers. ..so he had a point when he said it. Some guys will ask u to cook for them, pamper them yet haven't even properly committed to a lady n can't even dial her number to call her. Women need to open their eyes out here

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    2. Ehnnnn......... Abeg where can I find this type?

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    3. Muru anya ka azu14 October 2020 at 03:20

      I married one.

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  18. Only cook for him if you love cooking. Marriage should not be your target as you may be disappointed big time.

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  19. Una sabi lie for this blog sha, so no single ladie for this blog wey dey wash and clean for their boyfriend, all of them dey form tough, nonsense.

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    1. we already said we did in the past n it ended in tears or can't you READ?! In the past we were mumu but now mumu no MORE. Cus men think they are wise, women have to wise up too

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    2. because you're desperate does not mean others are nauuuu. anyway u never jam street smart guy wey go use your food to do alejo for him real gf na why you dey open mouth waaaa like tap. that is if you're even a lady.

      if you're a guy NTOOR una deceit no dey work again, ladies are now wiser. if you want a cook n cleaner then hire maid services n keep shut!

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    3. Blog attitude is different from real life attitude,so they are free to form woke!

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    4. The best comment hereπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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    5. Lol it doesn't mean ��

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    6. No mind them.

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    7. Lol.. leave our bvs oh, every bv is extremly beautiful with a bad ass shape, doesn't take shit in her relationship and the nicest person on earth.

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