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Thursday, November 05, 2020

The Hustle Post..

 Hilarious,rib cracking hustle post is here again..............



Hustle Oooh make so that you go stop to count how many grains of Rice dey inside Derica cup....

69 comments:

  1. Hustle o make you no use tissue paper in place of pad.

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    1. For sure? Sorry to bust your hustle bubble...lol... but my two nieces here in the UK don’t use pad o, na toilet roll

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    2. Hustle O Make you no use dash papa and mama your NYSC Vest and trouser

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    3. What's wrong in using tissues? I hope you know some ladies are allergic to pad?

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    4. Thank you g-wagon and 13:27. This one no follow rara

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    5. I grew up poor, in fact I used worn out Ankara as pad in those days and graduated to tissue when this has got better.
      I’ve tried to use sanitary pad but never got used to it. A friend gave me longrich pad recently but it’s just lying there, and mind you it’s not that I can’t afford to buy one as God don bless me yanfu yanfu...

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    6. Funny that sometimes I use tissues, those expensive ones, I will roll it so longggggggg from almost my navel to s end of my ass lol
      So I will sleep and not worry of blood stain, I just feel it covers me well more at night cos of rolling on s bed ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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  2. Hustle oohh make you no see person mansion come deh shout vanity upon vanity.

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  3. Hustle ooo make u no dey carry Your pikin go take palliatives

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  4. Hustle o make children no see u begin dey hide dia biscuits.

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  5. Hustle oh..make you no go dey call person with expensive cars,shoes and bags vanity.Vanity kee you there...

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  6. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ how can one wear primary school short after higher institution.

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    1. Asin ehn!!!!!!
      It cracked me up real good!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Hustle o, make you no dey harass your wife say she dey waste food if she cook 2 cups of rice for three people.

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  8. Hustles oooo make you no go ask your pastor for tithes ,offering refund

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  9. Hustle ooo make your neighbor no call you for phone ask you if light dey house.

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    1. True, @Anon 13:26.
      G Wagon: wgwt wring there is that nosy neighbourhood where person had the guts to call bcos of light instead of having standby power gen or contacting PHCN head office for verification.
      So hussle, make you no live for ghetto expecting connection by *fayayaya-and thunder *
      ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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    2. @Gwagon, it means the person is jobless so is always at home. Hence the person outside working, calls to find out if there is light from the one at home.

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    3. You know majority of Nigerians assume all staying at home at jobless

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  10. Hustle o make you no dey off car engine for traffic.

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    1. ..and what? Allow fuel waste? Na wa oh wisdom is profitable to direct

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    2. Hahhaha @Gwagon if the person has money full ground, he won't off car na and start sweating. He needs the AC on as money dey.

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  11. Hustle well oooh make those bv wey say how come Laycon make am go bb9ja go come say congratulations he deserves it. Lol.

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  12. Here to ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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    1. Hustle o make you no de run when you hear your landlord voice from afar

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  13. Hustle o make u no use onga spices alone cook jollof rice for dis tomato scarcity.

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  14. Hustle ooo make you no dy explain watin you wan use stella Giveaway do.

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    1. You are crazy I swear ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. You are crazy I swear ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    3. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  15. Hustle oo. Make your song change from do something new in my life to it shall be permanent X2 what the Lord has done for me. Etc.

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  16. Hustle o.. Make beans no be the only protein wey your children know

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    1. Beans sef don cost now. Not a poor man's food again.Lol

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    2. Hustle o ,make you no dey complain of extra charges to buy onions on top Suya.

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  17. Hustle oo make you no say na runs your neighbor dey do

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  18. Hustle oooo make you no dey read "how to cook without onions" book ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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  19. Hustle oh make you no ignore the benefits ofada/Brown rice gives come talk say local white rice be the best ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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  20. Hustle oooo make dem no dey send spy follow you enter kitchen during family gatherings

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  21. Hustle oooo make you no go dey hoard covid 19 palliative to share for your birthday.

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  22. Hustle ooooo make you dey fly for air so that swat kungfu no go ever catch you.. Wร hรกlร  who no Sabi fight Kungfu untop land movement oo

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  23. Husstle o.... make u no say gas dey quick catch fire 4 house o

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  24. Hustle o make you no see egg as one full chicken.

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  25. Hustle ooo๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”, OK I'm outtie, I'm don't even know what to write sef๐Ÿƒ‍♀️๐Ÿƒ‍♀️๐Ÿƒ‍♀️๐Ÿƒ‍♀️๐Ÿƒ‍♀️๐Ÿƒ‍♀️

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  26. Hustle o ,make you no use 'ata gigun' to cook jollof rice because tomato paste cost.

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  27. 1. Hustle o make u no see enjoyment dey call am waste of money

    2. Hustle o make bank charges nor spoil money wey you wan withdraw o

    3. Hustle o, make EFCC no come carry your
    neighbour leave you o..

    4. Hustle o make girls nor blur you for picture wey una gather take o

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  28. Lol...
    If you have nothing good to say...#fem

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