Tuesday In House News...

 Hailings...............I need some Sunshine oh!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

On Sunday,we will be starting a new column titled...'Chronicles of a married man'

This is gonna blow you away when it is birthed so please sit on edge and wait for it.

Looking for 5 fingers today........E get wetin i wan all am if i see am.

We will have two more data giveaway for this month and that's a wrap for the year.

Let me gist you guys what i am about to do ooooh.

I am about to order for Vegetable soup from an expert in the UK,she can cook...The food costs 140 pounds and delivery costs about 85 pounds and one pound is almost 700 naira....that would make the total cost in naira to amount to ................?

I am thinking if i should or not.......

LOL

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 CHRONICLES OF MELODY THE RUNS-GEH 

While I was working as one of the teachers in that school, one day I wanted to drop something for my pastor's wife (She's the proprietress in my school), I met a charming young man in her office, he was waiting to meet her, I greeted everyone there, and when I greeted him, our eyes met and he smiled and said "Hello", immediately my whole body was on fire...

 he has this charming smile that can wake an iced soul, his baritone voice was so sexy, I sat beside him, Stella I swear I was not breathing, he took my breath away, he was called into the office, while he was sitting there, my pastor's wife called me in too, and then she said "Here's her class teacher", she turned to me and said "He is Treasure's father", my heart sunk into my mouth, my heart tyres got deflated immediately, I started feeling cold, all the sweety-body died instantly...

 my pastor's wife asked if I was okay, I stuttered as I said "Yes Ma'am", she collected the envelope I brought and asked him to follow me, in my mind I was like "Oga no follow me, make thunder no fire you, all the while I was smiling and selling my medicine, you couldn't even open your mouth to say "I'm taken", you allowed me to waste my moves and shots", anyways I swallowed my emotions and we both walked back into the class...

There we got talking, he told me how his wife died after giving birth to their little girl, how she's been begging him to get married again that she needs a new Mommy and so on and so forth, I actually got my groove back on, I smiled in my heart, we actually have a chance, I kept staring into his charming eyes, his lips would say one thing but his eyes would say another, I lost focus, I didn't hear a thing he said after cos I was in Dreamland fantasizing and hallucinating about him on top of me doing somethings that will make an entire city blush with me 

(Hey don't look at me like that, I have repented pulleeaaassee) -To be continued.

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SEE GIST OH

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FROM MY WHATSAPP

Hello Stella.

 I am a visitor to your blog and I came across a familiar story of a girl with herpes and scared she may never get married.

I had a cousin who had one of those" special" situations, and she did get married after a random search on Google for matchmaking sites for couples with her disease. She met a Buffet of men, and settled with one that she's very happily married to.

A Lot of men and females still have conscience, and would still go that route than go on a rampage infecting others. 

I checked it up when she told me how it happened, and I did see herpes, HIV, syphilis ,the whole works. Pls tell her to Google and she will meet people that are in the same boat, looking for partners too. 


Anonymous 





I know a lot of BVs are on this table..

The BV that is HIV positive and searching for a soulmate can try this method as well...

Those of you who wanted me to do an HIV positive singles  can try this as well....

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Juliana's Opinion: Housekeeping tips




I want to share what could help one, mostly moms to maintain a clean home without having to mop on a daily. The first is to sweep your house daily, with a brush the type cleaners at the bank use because it gets rid of sand debris and even dust. 

Pick up anything your child/ren drop on the ground while playing immediately do not leave for later and also teach your children to clean up after playing that will go along way to reduce your workload.

Mop up any liquid that pours on the ground with a clean mop or rag, this won't only keep your home clean but will also prevent accidents(slip and falling). Have different rags/mops for different purposes. One could be for cleaning food particles, another for cleaning urine, for toddler moms, then you have the one for your toilets and another for sitting room etc. One thing worthy of note is that you should treat your rags and mops with care, wash and dry them under the sun so that they don't smell.

Whenever your children finish eating, clean the place they ate with a clean rag or mop and clean water to avoid the place feeling sticky and dirty because children are bound to make a mess while eating. Wash their hands after eating so that they don't rub it all over the house. Let the children have a designated eating area, in other to avoid food crumbs being scattered all over the home.

Put all dirty clothes in the laundry basket, to avoid littering everywhere with clothes, also put away clean clothes in cupboards or boxes where they belong. Do the dishes after each meal so that the kitchen will smell and look clean, also throw away your waste bin everyday so that they don't attract insects and rodents into your home.


Last but not the least, do not wear sand filled slipper or shoes into the house, have indoor slipper if you so wish to avoid transfer of dirt into the home. 





Gosh, you cannot wear outside inside my house Oooooh.,my OCD tendencies just activate and tell me its wrong....I have indoor slippers for visitors....

Everything you wrote up there is what i do...nothing lies on the ground,everything is in order and all must comply....lol

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