Thursday In House News..

  Hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

Three people from the face of in house news participants did not send in their phone numbers oh...ehen!

The winner will be credited today, please forgive me for delaying...i was not just in the mood to send any money ..LOL

The next face of in house news competition will be towards March Ending and there will be only one winner and no data recipients...It will be themed THE ALL WHITE AFFIAR and must be classy.....And the winning price will be worth it.

Tomorrow i will be gifting two people cake for Falamatime if i post any cake advert.

So who wanna be my Falamtime?

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BLOG VISITOR APOLOGIZES 5 YEARS AFTER COMMENT

Temitope made a comment on this Chronicle HERE

I munched out all the conversation below for those who are too impatient to visit the link...

POSTED EARLY MORNING OF February 11,2021

WOW....I am so sorry that you are in this condition...why dont you send us your Chronicle so that we can advice you? Your case cannot be hopeless.

Thank you for coming back to admit your mistake and apologise...

Ehen gist us.....So the supposed contract wife was a real wife? Chineke meeeeeeh!

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IJEOMA'S GIST CORNER

 THE MISSING HUNTER

 Sometime ago, a hunter was missing in the villa, he went hunting in the night and didn't return the next day. 

At first his wife ignored hoping come he'll be back later but he didn't return and there was no phone to call. She raised alarm, called on his kinsmen who alerted the whole village.

 All the men came out in their numbers both young and old with their matchets, old guns and sticks, grouped themselves and went into the bushes, farms and even the village streams, but for where, a whole day passed still they couldn't find him. 

Continued their search the next day to no avail. That was when it dawned on them something was wrong somewhere. They went back to his wife who disclosed that her husband killed a strange animal sometime ago and how two strange looking snakes came into their living room to lay beside their sucking child😱.

 That was when they knew that his missing wasn't ordinary and went out on 'findings'. I can still remember my Papa of blessed memory gisting us that if finally the hunter is found, he (the hunter) won't live longer (probably not the first time it was happening for him to know). 

According to what Papa said when they came back from their 'findings', the hunter killed a strange animal/being and it was the animal's family that's holding him captive for killing one of them (wonders). They were told on what to do to 'appease' the animals/spirits and the exact spot to find him.

 The men remobilized again and went to that spot and found him sitting under a tree with his hunting tools unable to talk. They carried him home and revived him.

 After a while he narrated how he once killed a strange animal(confirming what his wife said) and how they've warned him severally to steer clear of their territory, but oga no gree o, stubbornly went there to hunt again and that's when they seized him ( clear case of bush meat catching the hunter). 

According to him, when the men first went in search of him, he saw them and was even calling out and answering them as they called out his name but they couldn't hear nor see him even as they passed the tree he was sitting under, hmmmmm. But like Papa said, he didn't live long after the incident, and it didn't end there, one of his little kids, as he grew older started having an animal face, he's a big boy now, but his face always reminds people of his father's ordeal. 

Papa said such incidents was common amongst village hunters. Recently remembered this incident and asked an older neighbour ( local woman like me) if some animals were prohibited from being hunted, she confirmed that killing certain animals or NURSING bush animals can lead to big tragedy or calamity to the hunter's family. I come dey ask, how person wan take know spirit/strange animal or bush animal wey dey breastfeed ni🤷‍♀️??





Wow, These Village stories are so Interesting...

The animal he killed, did they eat it or he sold it?

I have seen a lady that looked like a lion back then in Uniben.

Anytime she was coming my way, I would sense this chilling silence around her and see a half lion approaching.

The hair at the back of my head would stand but i never said anything.....Fear no let me talk...

A few other people saw what i saw but other people just saw a very beautiful babe.

Ijeoma, thanks for this gist

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WHO DROPPED THIS COMMENT

Please sort out your issues or get divorced before going to the Stella's singles mingles post...Abeg you oh....This is a married but living single behavior.

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