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Sunday, April 11, 2021

Sunday In House Gists - Petty Reasons You Didn't Date / Broke Up With Someone..

 The pettiest reasons why some people will never date or even break up with someone will shock you ...





The reasons could vary from incorrect spellings to eating specific kinds of food or wearing specific kinds of clothes to farting..

What was the Pettiest reason you didn't date someone or broke up with someone? or did someone tell you a petty reason they broke up with you?

Long time ago, I didn't date someone cos his last two small fingers on both hands had really long nails and he folded the other fingers to give room for people to notice the last two..... I reached my highest level of irritation.

I didn't date someone cos his ass was bigger than mine...

I broke up with someone after he attempted to fold his Deek like a blanket.. WTF!


Ready to gist?..Lets go!!!

152 comments:

  1. If someone doesn't want you ,dey your dey or find your match.
    Relationship ain't by force.

    My own don't come close to me with air filled brain no matter how you package your self.

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    1. I'm having this air filled brain problem right now. He can't hold a conversation, can't spell correctly, can't grasp meaning easily yet I'm being pressurised even by his family. This late marriage of a thing is a real curse on women. If I say no, I have a problem. I'm in a quagmire. Who send me go read big books sef?

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    2. K.V.E
      Is that you😁😁
      Why re you crying you cheat. You lied about so many things, if I didn't come to your house unexpectedly to catch you red handed you'd have continued with your deceit while preventing me from being serious with other guys.
      You refused to allow me to move on yet went ahead and lied to your frds that I was forcing myself on you , like you've forgotten how you forced yourself on me by raping me in my house, I don't blame anyone but myself for stomping so low and lowering my standards to date you.. I deserve better

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    3. Just so you know, I'm pregnant and I'm keeping it, not having a second abortion after the first one I did for you

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    4. Air filled brain kee you there, what do you think you know? You think it's by craming those nonsense Thomas Sankari or Patrick Lumamba shit and idolising Idin Amin the cruel dictator, I should have gotten the clue that you are a mad man from the kind of topics you chose to post on your status.
      You are fueling your useless ego that someone is forcing herself on you as if men don finish for Abuja, stupid 2mins that could never satisfy me
      I was only with you so I could use your small preek to be scratching my toto anything e scratch me, cause nobi money u dey give me or better sex, got stuck with you so as to limit body count but now I don't care anymore.
      Intelligent people don't go about claiming to be intelligent, you daft nitwit

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    5. Anon14:54
      What you are saying is totally different from what my useless ex @14:04 is saying . He's fond of insulting his life with that word " air filled brain" An air filled brain that's able to hold intelligent conversations with the Minister of Defence, you even saw our chats on terrorism in Africa and possible solutions to it, you re the air filled brain Kenneth, stupid Abuja womaniser

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    6. You read big books to gain knowledge and that’s very impressive. If he doesn’t meet your standard, let him go without apology.

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    7. @14:54
      He mustn't pass through school to hold a meaningful conversation.
      I have a brother that stopped at o 'level.
      I bet you, half of those that hold the highest degree can't stand him.
      Bro is super intelligent, in every aspects.
      So it mustn't be all about school.

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    8. Confusion dey oo
      Who are all these anon under my comment?
      Lollll
      I'm anon 14:04.
      When I said air filled brain,personally I love to be with those that know more than me.
      Those that will make me feel that I know nothing.

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    9. So una quarrel sotey reach here. If relationship no gree, make Una go Una separate ways biko

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    10. Anon you do not owe anyone any explanation.
      If you are intelligent and want an intelligent partner wait for one.
      Don’t settle for someone who will kill you before your time with frustration as they don’t understand and don’t know that they don’t.
      Rather they take everything as competition and disrespect as eventually they become resentful and threatened by your intelligence.
      I have seen this play out a few times because the woman just wanted to be married.

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    11. @Loveto love me
      We've separated but he won't stop telling people that I've been forcing myself on him all these while,can you imagine that nonsense.I caught him cheating with his ex gf and the scum is going around spoiling my name to his frds.

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    12. Ignore him. This kain fight no dey finish if Una continue. With time the truth will manifest itself

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    13. See me laughing
      Stella wetin dey occur?
      Ewo 🀣
      Who are these people biko

      Stop giving us half gist, start from the beginning.

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  2. Stinginess , the guys is so stingy, I will use my data n all,though I'm working too, but its a joy of every lady or woman to see their man spending on them ,no matter how little

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    1. Same here. I stopped picking his calls cos he had nothing to offer

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    2. Disgusting leech like you. Spending kee you there. Is he your father? You're even more stingy than you think he is. For you to see data as something valuable shows how shallow and cheap you are. Na so una go dey single dey go. Make una carry bad character dey exhibit around. Nonsense. Imagine saying "I will use my data and all". Anuohia. Is he not using his own data? Nigerian girls are the most entitled women you can find anywhere. And most are airheads. Nothing to offer besides Toto.
      Yet they want you to respect them. How can anyone respect a woman like the one up there?
      Lifetime leeches.

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    3. Mine was that he always had a damp smell around him. Couldn’t stand it. And he was a sweet guy. Had to end the relationship!!

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    4. BITCHandSLUT.com11 April 2021 at 21:39

      Stella, I nor like wetin you dey do. Actually, I nor like am.

      Wey my reply under this comment?

      Caeser, so, you are looking for free pussy you will browse.

      Go and mould a woman you will have to yourself without spending a dime on.

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  3. Stella, that your second reason was valid. If a man bum was still bigger than yours considering how endowed you are back there then you did the right thing, please.

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    1. Can’t imagine dating a man with ass πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
      Are we doing ass competition?

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    2. I agree. And his bum will still grow along the way.
      Imagine the load side by side.😲
      Ehnnn Stella did he have hips too?πŸ€”

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    3. Big bumbum for a guy is a no no for me.
      The d**k will be small jare.
      Talking from experience.

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    4. I am Sapiosexual so any one who doesn't meet up intellectually is a NO NO. Can't stand anything less so I MOVE. No dulling mehn!!

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ Anon 15:27. Bug bum in a man is not enticing at all...

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  4. There’s this very cute guy on my case then but his problem was that he couldn’t speak good English to save his life. I can’t speak either so that made me hate him more. Then I look at him I feel I should go for this guy.
    Okay what made me disappear was that he told me he wanted to travel to China, I asked him what he would be doing in China and he said he will be teaching them “EngRish” Stella that disgusted me and I ran

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    1. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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    2. You can’t speak but hated someone like you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. #yawnssssssss

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    4. 15:12 I follow you #yawnssssssssssssssssss.

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣Fan at it again

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    7. Anonymous 15:12 and 16:04,biko take 50litres of honey,ozugo.

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  5. Don’t know if this can be classified as petty but I broke up with my ex cos I loved her too much.I realized that it would eventually be a problem for me if we get married.

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    1. I can understand u.better let her go.your love may make u restless,extremely jealous,cry within you most times,emotionally unstable etc.u did a good job by letting her be

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    2. Nope, not petty just ment.
      Completely ment.

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    3. πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ @ Anon 15:23.

      Dude was probably obsessed with the ex so good he let her go. Obsession ain’t love.

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    4. 14:12, I understand you. To avoid crime of passion

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  6. Her dad gave me list of strokes I’m to receive
    58 strokes for courtship
    72 “”””””””” on Traditional marriage
    105 for the Amarayii night ( bride and friends dancing while dem give me strokes)
    +
    Her brothers and uncles inspecting my back already saying” this bobo get meat for back oo”
    Na from their bathroom I fellow enter night 🚎 bus
    ( nt petty)

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    1. Hard to believe

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    2. Are u joking abi u wan go marry fulani

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    4. Kwaret Lori iro

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  7. This is right up my alley.

    He had 45 or so body counts (at just 28 years) and had only been in 4 serious relationships so he obviously slept around a lot. That number was a total turn off for me. 🚢🏾‍♀️🚢🏾‍♀️🚢🏾‍♀️I really liked him though, he was the first man I ever had meaningful feelings for because till now I still have a thing for bespectacled, caramel colored men that bear an uncanny resemblance to him.

    Is this even a petty reason lol.

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    1. They think because they are men it shouldn't matter. If you are talking to a lady with high moral standards. You just shot yourself in the foot. 45 body counts? Really? When he is meant to be a virgin at that age or at least have just two body counts at most 2 and almost three that never happened.
      🚢‍♂️🚢‍♂️🚢‍♂️

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    2. @snarker, is he doctor whose initiald starts with N.O.J working in a northern state that starts with K and ends with O?

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    3. I wonder why we humans don't think of sexually transmitted demons and the consequences of their presence in our lives when we decide to be sexually reckless

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    4. Not petty at all @Snarker. Very valid reason.
      45 people who would have slept with God knows how many others, all those soul ties!
      He would be a very confused person.

      Bringing that baggage into a marriage would be a recipe for disaster and many people unfortunately don’t know how to deal with such spiritual ties before tying the knot.
      God help us and direct our paths. πŸ™πŸΎ

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    5. I feel you. I am my fiance's second. He is my 1st. That not being his 1st still dey pain me, talk more of forty wat?????

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  8. Didn't date a guy because he had a feminine name. It was from him I even got to know that the name was unisex.

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    1. Ngozi right?

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    2. Nah! He was Yoruba

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    3. Toyin or Funmi then?

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    4. Pitan?
      Funmbi?
      Sunbo?

      Abi na Ada dem dey call am????

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    5. Except for oriki names and names for remembrance/ reincarnation eg Yewande, Babatunde, most Yoruba names are gender neutral. There are men who are Bisi, Shade and Shalewa and women who are Dayo, Folarin and Bayowa. It is about the meaning of those names and the spiritual, not whatever is between their legs. Misunderstanding that is seeing your heritage through the ignorance of colonizers.

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    6. One was Chioma as a boy, very irritating nd he bis annoying too

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  9. Bad grammar. Like really bad one. I can’t be with someone I won’t be totally proud of in a gathering

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    1. Even you? Bad grammar? Lmao!

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    2. Even me???? Really???? As per I no sabi English??? Biko ask around abeg, today is Sunday oh. No let devil use u

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    3. 16:20 that means it mus have been waaaaaaaaaaaaaay bad. Oya face front na...

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    4. E tu Eka Joy?? 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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    5. U pple just wicked upandan. 🀣🀣🀣. Wetin Eka do Una?

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  10. Back the days one daughter of Eve told me l was too quiet. For her that was enough not to date me. Years after she married my cousin, my cousin is a very loud person, a party animal who prefers hanging out with his friends than spending time with his family. They have been married for 21 years

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    1. Eeeyaa. You're still hurting.
      She made her choice. Move on, Oga Sir!

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    2. That party animal is her kind of man, stop smirking pls or would you have preferred her getting hitched to you and cheating on you with a boisterous guy?

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    3. @Alex...she was truthful atleast, she went for the loud person

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    4. Castle Windsor do you know the meaning of hurting? I guess you just wanted to display your ignorance. We were friends and classmates in the University, we are still friends. For people like you rejection kills, l have never had issues with rejection. I respected her choice and we continued our friendship. What gave you the erroneous impression that l was even hurt. This the second time you are writing trash under my comment.

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  11. I didn't date a guy back then in school because of "L and" R" problem he had.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ Freshman. But why???

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  12. I remember one guy I met at Rumuokoro years ago. We exchanged contacts but he called later that same day. He started calling me consistently, almost every hour, if I don't pick, he LL demand explanation. Before I could say jack Robinson, guy man don dey invite me go joint. Then the last thing he did that made him cut him off completely was when he gave one of his friends the phone to speak with me. That one come dey call me 'Iyawo wa' Egbami🀣. I blocked the idiot number but he no gree o, This guy worry me with calls until I lost that line

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    1. πŸ˜† @ 'iyawo wa'...this word pisses me off...I hate being called 'iyawo wa',especially if we're not committed.Which one be iyawo wa......ejo eje kin wole na keto ma kpe mi ni iyawo wa-let me enter before you start calling me iyawo wa.

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  13. Some even breakup becos he snors

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    1. BITCHandSLUT.com11 April 2021 at 15:31

      A very valid reason!

      I can't stand snorers mehn.

      I won't sleep all night.

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    2. Valid reason for some o. My husband snores loudly and I am a light sleeper. After years of waking up with severe headaches because of lack of sleep, we now have separate bedrooms with a connecting door. We are still as close as ever and intimacy is great. This works well for us

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    3. Yinmu. Works well for you and his other side chics. Dey deceive yasef dia

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  14. His schlong was tilted to d left, I bolted.

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    1. I heard curved dacks be hitting all the hidden spots πŸ‘€

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    2. I heard curved dacks be hitting all the hidden spots πŸ‘€

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    3. Na dat one be the koko nau! Its called the hook. Omo girl u miss o

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    4. Sounds more like a blessing than a problem. It'll reach points of pleasure hitherto unreached.

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    5. BITCHandSLUT.com11 April 2021 at 15:34

      That's a waste of fuck actually.

      Thing will be touching the wrong places instead of hitting the G-spot.

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    6. Hit all the spots except the right one. Infertility issues will soon drive away all the pleasure.

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  15. Using big big ogbonge words or grammar because you want to impress me. "The edifice was perpendicularly annexed for numerical proximity." Dede Onukwurunjo, i si gini? Ndi be anyi, oso! A nam. Jaakpa straight! I hate migraine.

    Stellz, bring full gist na. So, you said the huncle was folding gbola like Hollandaise ba? Chai! Diaris God oπŸ˜‚

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    1. Onukwurunjo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    4. Idi.ot.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣

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    6. Your last para killed me🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  16. He was too effeminate for my liking. He married someone else and is still happily married with 2 children, I married an isiaki and I'm separated with one child.

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  17. He talked too much! Asking me questions and providing the answers! I kid u not. I knew I could never date this type. If I wanted a parrot I would just buy one.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Pleasant surprises11 April 2021 at 16:24

      Hahaha ,you is so so funny

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  18. He was really into me but would pronounce 'frown' as 'frank'.
    He'd be like "baby, why are you franking your face?"
    I kept correcting him until he screamed it in public one day. We went to Spar one day and he had a minor issue with the security about parking space. By the time I came down, he was already shouting and explaining what I don't know to two other guys. He said something like "he was just franking his face at me". The guys were like "huh?"
    I decided there and then it was over.
    He was a lousy lay anyway.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ see me laughing ka onye tutara 'counter'

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. ��������

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    6. Why are you franking your face πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£, I have heard someone say that

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    7. Ewooo! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  19. He called on video call and the way he inserted his ear piece. I know I sound like a mad person, but the earpiece was standing straight inside his both ear

    I had a crush on someone, and it died when I saw him drank pure water, oh my God. He almost swallow the pack, switching out all the water in it. And he was a pilot

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I peed my pants.
      Damn girl!

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    2. πŸ€¨πŸ€¨πŸ™„

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣, Chai, u are very bad

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣

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  20. He did not like eat out, so meaning if I dated him or married him, na so so cook everyday. I am a good cook but there are days I want to eat food cooked by someone else. I took it as a sign he might be stingy too.

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    1. That means he can cook. Who has been cooking for him since before you met?

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  21. Too many gbagauns abeg. Someone I was doing the do with in my dreams turns out to be a disappointment in real life. I tried to cope with his blunders it just wasn't working. Him grammar dey scratch my eyes.

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  22. I was not comfortable with the surname, felt it didn't suit my name.
    I didn't like the other guy cos he was a virgin, wanted to use me for experiment!
    And the other one was behaving like he won a jackpot dating me

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  23. He eats too much,guy came to my family house the first time and ate two plenty of rice,finished a custard rubber of zobo and was asking for more😏😏😏.

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣

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  24. He gave me time table for sex!!before sex he would bring out milk and power horse drink....after one round, he would be panting and gasping for survival!!!
    I dont want to come in news ooo

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  25. He polluted and the smell made me had running stomach for 2days.

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    1. Hahahaha..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Atomic bomb

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣

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  26. I told him that most things in the store has finished up to maggi and he replied: i will call mother to weigh bill it from onitsha to lagos! πŸƒπŸΌπŸƒπŸΌπŸƒπŸΌ

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    1. How is this one a problem?

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  27. He broke up with me because i was too small for him!!!! Age difference 5 oho, werey

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  28. Hehehehehe hehehehehe hahaha hahahahahahaha 😁
    Really hilarious post

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  29. Her snoring while sleeping made me call off the relationship, me that struggles to sleep at night only to be woken up with someone snoring like a lokomotive train.

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  30. Her snoring while sleeping made me call off the relationship, me that struggles to sleep at night only to be woken up with someone snoring like a lokomotive train.

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  31. Lol, very funny reasons up here.

    Well, I have several but the one that comes to my mind is No matter much of a catch a guy is, was he meets me in the wrong place, it is a no no for me.

    So, I was not in Naija, go shopping from time to time in a Nigerian store. And of course, Nigerian guys come looking for Nigerian babes. So, it's one of the places I don't meet up or give my number, but there came this guy, he wasn't perfect looking (just how I like them), seemed guinuine, kind,wasn't extra, offered to buy my bill, drop me home, and suggested we hangout somewhere I had been dying to go. Now I was torn against my meeting place principle or giving this guy up.

    I eventually decided to stick with my principle because he like had a bunch of friends waiting outside for him to close the deal. Didn't like the feeling of being a conquest. I wish I told him the reason then. So that's it.

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  32. I didn't date him because he likes licking his tongue which i hate so much.
    Bv Temmy.

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  33. Dumped him cos he always mumbled before speaking. Typical yoruba guy who made sounds like "ewun" how are you? "Ewun" bla bla bla....too razz

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    1. Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha.... I fell off my bed, I swearrrr 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. For the topic above, this takes the crown. Can't stop laughing.

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    3. He might be a stammerer.

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    4. He isnt a stammerer, its the characteristics of typical yoruba ppl

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    5. @castle Windsor, and na UK based guy o. I no fit abeg!

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  34. I didn't date him cos he was fair in complexion. I'm not just attracted to fair guys at all. This guy did all he could, for years he was on my case, travelled abroad and was still calling my brother to help him beg me to marry him.

    Last last, he came back and saw that I am married with a kid then, of a had to borrow himself sense.

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  35. He had dizzy eyes and was a bad dancer.

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  36. I didn't date him because he visited me wearing a Suit on a hot afternoon and was sweating profusely

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  37. This is a fun post, enough laughter for me

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  38. Had to dump him cos i saw no future with dating a man with a very small penis

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  39. He came from America to marry me and while we were in the car headed to his hometown I discovered the pants he was wearing had a huge hole very close to his right leg from ironing the trouser. He covered the hole with his jacket but dozed off as soon as we were on the expressway and I never looked back after that.

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