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Thursday, April 15, 2021

Thursday IHN

 Guten Tag Leute.......












IN HOUSE MEMO.

How una dey? Those of you who want a continuation of the Salma gist can go ahead ranting to yourselves, i am tired of your ish..... 

Whoever is trying to play games with me, please know that I no dey house,if you force me to dey house, you no go like how i go pull your pant........

Please if you need data, dont mail me, mail my PA,she will keep your details for any data giveaway. OK?

Enjoy the rest of the day please!






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IJEOMA'S GIST CORNER
UNREPENTANT WOMANISER


So there's this handsome dude in our area, guy fine scatter. 
Babes were fighting over him everyday until bobo turn to 'womanizer' without control. 


He was always chasing everything in skirts. He became known both in the area and in the campus as a hard core 'womanizer' with sweet mouth which he uses to get his victims. We were in the area one day when his friends 'carried' him back from school, guy was almost dead, he couldn't talk and was just starring into space (reminds me of my close friend, story for another day). Hmmmmm, that's how everyone gathered and started looking for solution, his family were running helter scatter to help their dear son and brother. 


When he regained consciousness, he narrated how he was 'chasing' one fine babe in school, babe asked him to stop following and disturbing her that he won't like what he'll 'see'. Guy turned deaf ears thinking she was just playing hard to get.


He confessed that the babe warned him seriously but he thought it was the 'normal' women shakara. He said he kept following her and right in his very eyes, the babe DISAPPEARED and that was all he could remember. 

He vowed never to womanize again and turned 'born again' to show appreciation to God for saving him. Potential womanizers, after hearing what happened to Ugo, aborted their missions. We all were happy each time we saw him with his giant Bible, preaching and talking about God.

My good people of SDK, una no go believe am o, e never reach three complete months o, guy don put him Bible for drawer, gone back to his vomit, add plenty speed join......Ha no be this same Ugo wey dem carry like stick enter area be this??????



Its in his DNA..hehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehe





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FGN SURVIVAL FUNDS




Good day Bv’s, how yalll doing? I know it’s been a bit, but trust me I follow all that’s going on!.....


So onto the matter, Na so I Dey drive go Mushin with my cousins o, that’s how my stupid carpenter (I’m into Furnitures by the way and Stella has advertised for me, and all y’all were like ooooh, aaaaah! Nice designs et al.... Merciiii Stellz )
was frustrating my life, I don call the idiot taya! 


My credit got exhausted and walahi my spending account was already hitting red!
 That’s how I said let me load credit from my bank app, that’s how I saw my balance was looking like woman wey get belle! 
Account don heavy! 

Decided to check to see who sent me Lump sum only for me to see 30k in 3 batches, ah ah! Who remembered me? That’s how I looked well and saw “FGN Survival Fund” huh? How come?


Now the funny thing is, I have never filled any form for anything relating to FG, not even the NPower thingy!

 I was scared o!

 I say if I chop this money I don’t want them to call me one day and say I should come for interview next thing I will see them putting brass bracelets on my wrists!

 Biko I love my life, anyways I sha called people and they said it’s legit!, well so far so good, the balance still Dey my account. Now my people rejoice with me ooooo! I don spend out of am, the one I can replace back sha o! But by this evening if the money still Dey I go fles am finish!! 

Sai Buhari! (Side eyes at Essah)

 Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwa


Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)





Dem no fit send you go jail becos of 30k wey dem send you nau.... Abeg enjoy am , you need to survive.






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GIST FROM THURSDAY SPONTANEOUS POST


Once you loose your integrity, even you will know that you are no longer there.
I remember my NYSC days with a lot of nostalgia.

I was posted to a TV station in Bauchi. But what I really wanted was a teaching job. So I got myself a teaching job at a secondary school where I taught English and Literature.


I enjoyed myself.

One day the principal told me that the proprietor - a smart Igbo businessman wanted to see me at the other branch of the school. I thought there was trouble.

So I was driven to the other branch of the school by the principal . When I got there I was put in one of the staff rooms and given some English questions to answer.

I thought they had seen some errors in my work and wanted to reconfirm that I could teach English.

The questions were incredibly cheap. So I made an attempt to spend very little time answering them.

The principal was surprised when I told him I was done.

When I was about to leave, he counted some money and handed them to me. It was then that I understood that I had been used as a machinery.

I asked him what the money was for. And he told me that the students were writing an external examination and they want their result to be good. I would be called for more works later.

I was embarrassed.

I returned the money and told him that I regretted answering the questions. I didn't know what they were for.

And added 'But please, don't call me for such next time.'

I didn't know how they were going to interpret that.
Maybe they would say I was proud. Maybe they would asked me to leave their job. I didn't think much about it.

But from my experience later in that school, what I got in return was - a lot of respect.

The proprietor would drive me to the bank and to my lodge in his massive white car. People thought that I was so important 🀣.

He told me one time that he would like to be like me but it was not easy - to him I was a serious born again Christian.

But I didn't think of myself as such. For example, I didn't see any problem with sagging pants or chewing bubble gum or being a little crazy.

I would describe myself as a liberal.
But no matter who you are. Once you compromise your integrity, you are no longer there - you are losing and you are lost.







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LAUGH OUT LOUD

Honestly things are so hard in Nigeria now. Just imagine this morning one guy in my street was begging me to buy his Cat, saying he needed money badly.....well I told him that I don't need a Cat.. infact that I don't even have any rat in my house. He said he will bring Rat  in the evening.





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86 comments:

  1. Good afternoon to y'all on this blogosphere and hey,do have a smooth day for yourselves.Which would you rather between some chilled traditional zobo drink and kunu(aya)?? πŸ‘€ I absolutely loved the Jagger number by Maroon 5 back then and still do..#Feelingnostalgic,#ThrowbackThursday

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  2. Divine Health Confessions!!

    My life is supernatural and I live in absolute success daily. Christ in me is my assurance of a life of endless possibilities and ever-increasing glory. I am full of life, strength, and vitality. I’m superior to Satan, the circumstances of life, and the economic conditions of this world. I’m a victor in Christ Jesus, now and forever.

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  3. How are you Kelvin? πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

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  4. El o el @memo! Madam rest!

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  5. Happy birthday to me..I'm grateful for life and family. I never thought I'll be home alone this year again on my birthday.
    Last year pandemic happened and I was at home,this year I'm still home not cause of pandemic. Though I snapped fine pictures and I'm seeing myself everywhere.
    My mum said she'd never seen me this beautiful before,that she knows i am beautiful but this new beauty is different na money remain then good husband,my head wan burst..
    I pray it will get better and best for me. Happy birthday to me.

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    1. Happy birthday Anon, live long and be happy

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    2. Happy birthday to you anon
      I pray God hear your heart desires πŸ™πŸ™❤️πŸ™

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    3. Happy Birthday dear and Amen to your prayer

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    4. Happy birthday to you πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ wishing you a beautiful year

      Lovely afternoon everyone πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

      Stella babe πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

      Today is πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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    5. Happy birthday beautiful!

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    6. Happy birthday Darling,

      Whatever remains that you desire and that is right for you will appear.

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    7. Happy birthday to you.
      May Heaven bless your new age and may happiness always be your portion πŸ™.


      This sun is not joking. We need rain God.

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    8. Happy birthday dear

      Pretty Patience

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    9. Thank you all for your wishes and amen to your prayers for me.

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    10. My birthday month mate.... Nothing do you.

      Happy birthday dear.

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    11. Happy birthday dear πŸŽ‚ πŸ₯‚ 🍾

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    12. Happy birthday hunnay! Live et prosper.

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  6. I have been admiring you, Phoenix. I would not have minded meeting you in person and we, taking it up from there. But since I read you have a boy friend, I'm just like a snail whose antenna was touched.

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    1. I feel your pain mehn...

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    2. She is not married yet, you can still shoot your shot biko

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    3. Hmmm, I saw a movie titled, playing for keeps.

      In order words, snatching is allowed.

      Keep your antenna up

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    4. Awwwwwwwwww. Phoenix is lovable....

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    5. Anonymous shoot your shot,,she is single the road is clear😍😍

      Congratulations πŸ₯‚ 🍾 in advance πŸ‘

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  7. Please if you are interested in SDK's data giveaway kindly send mail via sdkofficialpa@gmail.com

    Thank you, stop sending my boss mails concerning data giveaway

    Hello IHN πŸ™Œ

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    1. Hope to benefit from it.
      1.5gb is now for a week. πŸ˜•

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    2. I am interested oo. Thank you Jeweluchi.

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    3. Thank you dear Stella for the data giveaway,may God bless you .Honourable PA,thank you too.

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  8. Bv Waju, your number isn't going since morning I've been trying to reach you. Who else sells data here? I heard Isaac is no longer selling.

    The afternoon is very hot here. Went to pick some delivery for tomorrow little celebration. It's on the low for me tomorrow.... It's being God all the way.

    Good Afternoon Guys.

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    1. Tomorrow go make sense oo and it's Friday.. oga teejay no forget to enjoy yourself ooo remember us for here to. Happy birthday in advance bro πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

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    2. Thanks Blacky.... It's Friday things.

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    3. I sells data too

      Below is my number - 07037374985

      Thank you

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    4. TJ this BD don turn everyday song oh. Hope say you go send pics for our eyes.... El oh el!

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    5. @Shanty, isn't it miraculous to be happy being alive? Abi e no reach to dey sing? My photographer traveled, else I would have gotten a nice photo shoot and send for your view. Trust me you will fall in love with me seeing my pics.

      @City Chocolate, no contact details on your handle to reach you. Would have loved to get it from you. Let me go with Reserved Queen whose number is being displayed. Thanks

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    6. @TeeJay. No worries. Thanks all the same

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    7. Oh dear!
      Seems my comment did not pull through.

      Thank you so much.
      I'm grateful.

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    8. My photographer travelled.....lori iro.

      Dearest TJ,I see you bro! Happy birthday in addy.

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    9. @Teejay,,,,sorry I couldn't hear you the last time you called, I was on transit. I'm home now, I can't return your calls cause you put it on private and the number is my WhatsApp number too. If still interested, you can call back please!

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  9. Madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "15 April 2021 at 14:15

    Hahahahajajajajjaja that laugh out loud got me, the person wey want sell cat no well.

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  10. Kelvin ,enjoy your 90k....🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 no fear,some people got 50k sef

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    1. Nigerian government giving out money? This one is new

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    2. God abeg make the money reach me too. Side eyes at Eesah

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    3. Maybe someone included his name while filling the form online reason he was credited. Knew some people who benefited too, he should ask questions from those close to him.

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    4. Kelvin got the 90k because his surname is a Yoruba name. It's all about the name in Nigeria. That's what we come to.

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  11. Madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "15 April 2021 at 14:16

    that machinery thing eeeehn even deeper life principals dey do that shit.

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  12. Patience is key, good afternoon loveloes

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    1. RAMADAN DUA DAY 3
      O Allah, on this day, grant me (us) wisdom and awareness, keep me (us) away from foolishness and pretention, grant me (us) a share in every blessing You send down, by You generosity, O the most Generous, Allahumma Ameeeeeen πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»

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  13. Love you Stella so much. Thanks for the advice you gave me

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  14. Lol, the guy selling cat is giving a complimentary rat. Surviving in this country sef get as e be.

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  15. Forget maturity, have you ever clean your hand with your curtain when no one is watching??πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Only a dirty person would do that. Has nothing to do with maturity or immaturity.

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    2. @handsanitizer...no and never will. Just remember your name if you feel like doing it

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    3. What has being a lazy pig got to do with maturity?

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    5. Sanitizer I used to do this as a kid oh! Sometimes I dey even clean mouth join sef. Thinking about it now,lmaaaaaaaoo! Mpa would've finishd me,if say him catch me,i'll now be shining eye like torch while @it.
      What a mischievous kid I was. El oh el..
      #childhoodmemories#

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  16. Beautiful afternoon lovelies

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  17. Good afternoon my people
    How una dey?

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  18. Good afternoon my people
    How una dey?

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  19. Good afternoon Jeweluchi and Bvs...
    Its a hot afternoon here in lagos.

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  20. Good afternoon everyone 😍
    Bv Ijeoma with the saucy gists,Ugo own na follow come,like peak milk..it's in himπŸ˜ƒ

    Madam jeje baby, jeweluchi,I dey hail.
    Bvs hope ur day is going well,the sun here can roast corn,talking about corn,I ate one sweet roasted corn yesterday.
    Una dooh oo.

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  21. Please can someone name his/her child
    Ornamentalchukwu/Ornamentalchi

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  22. Came late to the party, how una dey this afternoon gbogbo ile.

    I pray Ugo should not jam the one that will take his life as he never learned from the past horrible experience, he should continue.

    I want that kind of fund in my akant at this point in time, enjoy your 90k @Kelvin.

    That cat seller no well at a😁😁

    Hmmmm, so some people still dey ontop the Salma saga, na wa, una too like wahala.

    Enjoy the rest of the day lovelies. Stay safe.

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  23. It's IHN again.
    How una dey, miracle survival fund bv, God has remembered you, happy for you oo

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  24. Ij when I was reading ur story I was hoping to read that bobo proposed to u, I come read born again come dissapoint. Anyways nice story

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  25. Ameen yarabi @Dimplez

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  26. Favour Lord!...please send it my way..thank you Lord.

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