The Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver - 77

A Cab driver's Job requires constant visits to the mechanic workshop for maintenance to avoid a breakdown of the vehicle.

I have observed that ‘agbo jedi’(local aphrodisiac) sellers who are mostly females get a lot of patronage from these mechanics.  I also observe the way the mechanics engage in ‘rough play’ with these women all in the name of buying ‘shots’, which are usually 50 or 100 Naira for a dose in a cup.

Sometimes, they even go as far as telling these women jokingly that they would love to test the efficacy of the ‘agbo jedi’ on them. The most appalling thing about these women is that they sometimes carry their underage girls to hawk their wares with them, thereby exposing them as easy preys to some of these men.

I have never taken these things and I will never try them because I believe that it is a waste of money. Why should I take an enhancement because I want to impress a woman in bed? 

God forbid bad thing!  .... I stop when i run out of gbenshing energy...

One of the mechanics (Abbey) who I observed always bought these things told me privately that he comes too quick and these concoctions help him in performance. Others said they buy these for varied reasons.

On my way home recently from one of my visits to the mechanic, I saw a commotion at the junction ... People gathered around a lady and a guy who just dropped off from a motorbike. I wanted to mind my business but I discovered that Abbey was the one being dragged by the lady. I quickly parked my car and pushed my way through the teeming crowd to know what was going on.

The motorbike had carried two passengers – a lady in the middle and Abbey at the back. When they got down, the lady discovered she was wet at the back and the culprit was Abbey who had come behind her.

 I was dazed because I had never seen a thing like that before. The closest I had seen was way back in my secondary school days in the boarding house where one of my friends ejaculated as we were all looking at a p@rn magazine.

A lot of people waded into the matter and the lady was eventually told to go home, have her bath and burn her clothes as that signified a bad omen. Abbey on the other hand walked in shame back to his workshop and I really pitied him as all eyes were on him since he is popular in that area. He is married with kids and I wonder how his wife is coping.

Chai … some people are really suffering sha. I give kudos to his wife because I know a lot of women cannot cope with such a man. If dem no leave the marriage, dem go dey collect D!©k steady for outside.

 

If i talk now i will see comments accusing me of attacking you.

Coming quick is good nah, there is nothing as horrible as a man with a deek that is like the last finger... I have seen this in my lifetime owned by a man who said when he was done with me I will be lovestruck.....

Oko Ashawo are you the last finger or the whole fist? hahahahhahahahahahha