Thursday In House News...

 Hailings......

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone doing? 

I aint got nothing to say right now, LOL.

Make una take am easy.

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IJEOMAS GIST CORNER
MARRIAGE WAHALA 2



So i went to make my hair recently at my Akwa-Ibom stylist's (Aunty no chansh ). Naso one lady Waka come give her some cash say make she keep, sey she go dey bring the money small small before month go end. As soon as she left, Aunty no chansh begin gist me o sey the lady saves her light bill with her because her husband doesn't care if they disconnect them since he's hardly around.


Hardly around ke, does he work 8-9 or go offshore? She said no, that he prefers to stay in his mistress house, hmmmmmmmmmm men and mistresses, e be like sey na this one dey trend now for we society.... Naso babe begin download me the full gist, ehen na, na part of my customer service, keep my ears busy with correct gists.



She said this woman's husband brings his mistress to their matrimonial home, that the mistress spends days with them before she leaves. His wife treats this mistress with respect and care else she'll be sent home to her parents, chai. Sometimes when her husband doesn't come home for days or even call her, she'll call his mistress to know his way about. Aunty said mistress called wifey one late night and said 'I wan tell you sey your Oga dey with me o incase you dey look for am'. Chai


Now, wifey don wise up, she too have started keeping men friends so that she can cater for herself and kids. Na from the money wey her lovers dey give her she come to dey save for light bill for Aunty no chansh hand till e complete for the month. Aunty was advising her codely to take it easy that she was making it too obvious, she's acting like an 18 years old that just fell in love, sey them go catch am o.

 What a horseband can do....................


Make God helep marriages o. Just on Sunday that people were busy preparing to go to church, na him we begin hear 'local noise' from outside like when plenty rat dey do rat race for roof...... Village pipu like mua go understand. Naso we rush outside to feed our eyes na. Ogbonge area with correct happenings. 

 Na him we see husband and wife dey set blows for each other while their kids run around helplessly. Oga and madam wetin happen na?



Madam said her husband refused giving them money for food, he told the kids there's no money yet he went to buy Pets (two cats) and also bought cereals for these cats while the kids are hungry. So out of anger, she went to where he kept the pets and used her bare hands to chop off their heads, Kai.

When Oga saw what happened, he too insisted on chopping off her head for killing his precious pets. Thank God for the intervention of neighbors, he would have beaten her to stupor. As I dey type so, he has sent her packing.


Area people just dey make drama and joke out of the whole thing, like if they ask the woman why she was sent packing, she'll say it's because of pets, weirrrrrrrrrrd.

How can she chop of their heads? Is she normal? God forbid, she is dangerous!

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TTEJAYS CORNER

Earlier this year I ran into an old friend I've known in the past. I quickly tapped my cab guy to stop. I called her and she was shocked to see me. Maybe I was the last person she had expected to see. I came down from the cab and we exchanged pleasantries.  "Where have you been?" I asked. She tried to smile but I sensed the uneasiness in her face.  She looked a bit worried that I asked if all is well. "Yea, I'm fine" she said. We exchanged numbers after some few discussions.

I wouldn't want to say she was an ex because in the right sense of it, we didn't actually have a working relationship even while I thought we were dating. She wasn't into me which I later found out but all for what she will gain. When I couldn't meet up the standard she kept for herself and the level she was operating on, she took a walk after openly saying to me she was done and going for good. 

Well, this ought to be a painful heartbreak to me but it was not, rather I felt  relieved as if a burden was lifted and taken away from me, for at the time I couldn't even save something tangible for myself cos of her incessant demand for a thing or two.  

And now, after many years, our path crossed again.

Two days afterwards, she called. I had even forgotten we met and exchanged numbers. 

"You don't wanna call me right?" She said.

Honestly, I was very busy to even remember to call. I explained to her on how business was keeping me so busy and all that. She asked about the business I'm doing.  I told her and she was like are you serious. I said yes. She requested for us to meet that evening for a glass of wine to celebrate it and also for old time friendship. I said it's okay, it's not a bad idea. Little did I know I was walking into a mess and about making another mistake of my life again.

We met that evening took a bottle of  wine and fish, discussed about life and all that. When we were done, I called a cab that dropped her on her gate and then took me home. 

Interestingly, I got a chat message in the morning the following day that starts with "Good morning boo. Thanks for last night blablabla........" at the end of her text was a pointer, she want us in a relationship again. 

Women!!!

A wise American woman and a poet named Maya Angelou once said, "When someone shows you who they are, BELIEVE them the first time." Nothing truer has ever been said than this quote above. 

We met again  a week later in an eatery and this time she asked where I'm living. Reluctantly, I told her and let her know I don't receive people without a prior notice of their visitation not even my family members. After some silence, she spoke up and brought out past issues about us and asked if I still feel a thing for her. I kept mute for a while and when I eventually answered, I told her to be honest I don't see a relationship with us but I'm cool being just friends. She asked why? "That's how I feel about it" I said to her. We left that day but she told me she will give me time to think about it all.

All the time we dated in the past, we never had sex and not even a kiss even though she kept promising she will give in to me but that I should take things step by step so as to build the relationship. She didn't stop making demands from me not until I found out I was the side guy and the same lady who pretended not to like sex as an excuse on my advances, was busy constantly riding another guy. 

She called saying she will be visiting on Saturday that week, there's something she want us to talk about. I said okay and thought it was at the usual hangout spot but she opted for my house. She's definitely up to something I said to myself. She came towards 8pm and we both stayed together, talked about so many things and currently the nature of hardship in Nigeria.  It seems she won't be leaving that night seeing it's already running late. I asked her if there's any arrangement for a cab and she angrily responded if I'm driving her away from my house. I said not at all but just that I wouldn't want her to leave late considering security issues in the country. It was then she told me she will be sleeping over. 

Wonderful!!! 

That night for the first time I saw her undressed before my very eyes. She wanted sex at this time but on a condition. So many thought ran through my mind. I wouldn't lie to you, I got hard but I think I'm about to be lured again. She said she knows I've always wanted this and she's ready to give it to me now but.....  But what? I asked. She said she need a favour. I said okay. Go on I'm all ears. She said she needed 200,000 for her makeup business. "Is that the condition?" I asked her.  She said not really but just that she needed the money so badly. At that point my stuff  lost it hardness. I told her I don't have such money to give out and even if I do, is she demanding the money cos of the sex. 

She said okay 100,000 then later to 50,000. 

At that point I lost interest over it. It seems she was angry I couldn't fall for the bait. She said for seeing her nakedness I am going to pay for it. The tone of her voice at this point had changed. I wouldn't want a problem and to be falsely accused  is one thing I dread so much in life. She dressed up, picked up her bag and demanded 20,000 before she will leave. I said what for? All this was happening between the hours of 11pm.  I noticed she was really ready for problem and had vowed she won't leave without settlement. In order to avoid embarrassment, I gave her 5,000 which she declined.

 I made it 10,000. She took it and left. 

So many things ran through my mind after she had gone. This lady would have ruined my life. What if she had cast a spell on me? What if we had s#x that night, would I have been freed from her or any blackmail she will throw at me?  I can't believe all this happened. Such a strange world. 

Be wary of evil women, they are life destroyers. 

Hian!!!

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