Stella Dimoko Wedding Night Brouhaha


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Monday, September 13, 2021

Wedding Night Brouhaha

Oh Dear!!!

Hello ladies and gentlemen..

 it's finally time for my wedding night shenanigan Lol

Wedding night has always been a big deal for me from way back, I remember my friends and I always talking about it in university and I would talk about how I will do every sxxx style and go for plenty rounds.. sleep keh? 

Ko possible lol. 

We must do the do throughout that night, because it's my first night of gbenshing without feeling guilty about it 

When we picked the wedding date I checked my period calendar app and saw that my period would come on my wedding day. I was angry o, begged and begged my boo to 'pour' inside me lol so I can use contraceptive, you know that would scatter the menstruation date. He refused o, said we are not doing anything again till we get married. That was like months before the wedding.

I woke up by 4:30am on my wedding day , took my bathe and drank a whole pure water. My friend said that would free my stomach and I won't be pressed throughout the day. So I did just that on an empty stomach of course.

My make-up artist started doing my makeup and about an hour later or so serious cramps started. I was in so much pain, ran to the restroom and 'mr visitor' was there staring at me lol.

It was heartbreaking lmaoo.

How will my almighty wedding night be today?

How will I cope on my wedding day with cramps and a 'mr red visitor' . I was just telling my chief brides maid to check my gown, 'hafa am I stained? Lol
After the wedding, we left my village that evening for my husband state. Which was like 4hours journey.

After the housewives did all the welcome party , washing of legs, prayer , eating and small party etc I finally showered and It was time to sleep, or time for wedding night brouhaha.

My DH started firing prayer, from praise and worship to a long prayer session. Honestly I was tired I won't lie..

After the prayer, we started telling each other sweet nonsense and promises lol, and he was like 'you know we can not do anything tonight'. Heartbreaking but that's the truth, it's literally impossible to kolabo.

So I was like, at least let's kiss and do other sweet things.. he said he was tired but okay.
That's how we started kissing, lazy kiss o cos we were both very tired. We Sha was kissing.. the next thing I remember was waking up the next morning. Hahahahaha.. still in the same position we were last night when kissing  we legit slept off while kissing . 

It was so funny.

That was how my wedding night went, and nothing happened until like 5 days later. Heartbreaking yeah... I know e pain me I no go lie.

*One night no spoil anything nah......


  1. What makes people so tired after wedding? Too much dancing? Is it stress or what? I don't think I will do a wedding ceremony but just traditional ceremony on a low after court registry.

    1. so teejay,you dont want God to bless your marriage abi..Pls,dont wed when you are unready.marriage is for mature people.immaturity,manipulation,fear,low self esteem,ignorance,hidden secrets etc kill marriages.pls find out if you fall among any of the groups i listed and treat it asap before it falls you.people think they are ready for marriage when they are not.some marry becos they see their friends are getting married etc.people pls sort out yourselves well.dont trap others in your warped mentality of happiness or a good marriage.thank you.

    2. Hian
      Onyi love
      So ppl that didn't do church wedding don't get God's blessings ni?

    3. Una for do naaaab...
      If na me, I go over do am

    4. Planning a wedding is stressful. Having to dress up and stay dressed all day, is stressful. Having to have an eye on proceedings while quietly worrying that things go okay, is tiring. Having to greet guests after guest while keeping a smile, is stressful... The list goes on and on.
      It is an extremely tiring tho joyful experience.

  2. I was beyond tired on my wedding night, I was almost dozing off at my after wedding party. I excused myself and went to sleep, hubby later joined me but nothing happened, we were so exhausted!

  3. You for gist us the night after Me red stopped nauπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί πŸ˜‚

  4. Stella it’s not one night, it’s five nights😭😭😭

    I feel your pain sis πŸ˜”

  5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  6. Congratulations dear, God will continue to bless your home.

  7. The story of the woodpecker that when his mother dies, he will bring down a full tree with his mouth. His mother died and he got boil on his mouth.


    1. This your proverb na ogbonge.


  8. My wedding night
    I can't forget

    Had the famous organsm that I had been reading about.

    Was well prepared for hubby, got new Victoria secret pants. Didn't plan any nightie, cos I haff been dreaming about the sex.

    8 years down the line, we can't forget that night and we try to recreate new experiences for future memories like this morning's sex.

    Honour God, and keep your body for yourself mbok not for any man. Read like crazy. Don't try porn, it may mess up the wedding night with unrealistic expectations.

  9. "Prayers and praise ...?" But you were both sexually active before marriage or did I not get the story well?

    1. You come here to read sexually detailed story on WNB..I am very sure you imagine those scenes in your head and mind but you judge fornicators just because you sin differently..Reading a post with sexual details is not a sin to you abi?Na only fornicators or those baring of breast or laps go go hell abi?Continue to deceive your self..Hypocrite!!!

    2. Yes, so what?

    3. @Gifty
      All of you attacking and insulting this anon have not bothered to answer her question or raise a genuine objection? Wonderful

  10. So you were fornicating and stopped at some point to wed?

  11. Congratulations but me for still do o if no period..

  12. The sex is not new for you

    No big deal

  13. Finally, someone, a lady is telling us a known truth; that fornication comes with intense guilt.
    Hmm, why should I keep doing something that leaves me with guilt all the time over again?
    Hmm πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

    1. oh yes it cannot go to God in prayer boldly because the devil will be whispering things in your ears. you feel unholy and unworthy of being in Gods presence...this is except you never truly gave your life to Christ. same way with any sexual sin. masturbation. pornography etc...people who call themselves Christians and comfortable in sin have refused to listen to the voice of the Holy Spirit


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