THURSDAY In House News

 I salute and hail you from this side!

IN HOUSE MEMO......

The last face of in house news competition has been cancelled because the lady wearing white trouser suit says she did not send in her photos... The second participant can contact me for data as consolation prize though...

Please the face of in house news competition is for Blog visitors alone and not for those who do nor read the blog....

The next face of in house news competition is now open and photos can be sent in if interested.

The Jobless person that has been dropping comments trying to shame me for the lies told on Instagram, may you lose your phone and every other thing you use to troll people on the internet and may something (either bad or good) happen to you that you will stop this hatred campaign against me or anyone else.......AMEN.

Enjoy the rest of the day...... its raining cats and dogs here and i love it..

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD



Growing up in the neighbourhood we lived most of the women were the breadwinners . The women were hard workers with multiple side businesses, I can mention over twenty homes in just one street.

Since it’s a small town, I still get updates about a lot of them, they are all retired, most of the women have shops and are still catering to these men. Some are divorced or separated, one woman in particular was abandoned by the husband with five kids, he came into money and left with his beautiful mistress. He said his wife was too ugly for his new status, well he is back now broke and jobless.

 He has repented and is now born again, the wife is the one running around to cater for him in old age. 

Another one came back when he was broke too and down with stroke, the wife catered for him till he died not too long ago.

I grew up hearing and attending a lot of programmes aimed at helping women to be better wives and mothers. I see a lot of comments, talks and seminars about women not being liabilities to their husbands, how to keep a home, how to be a good wife, how to be submissive etc. 

On social media, there are jokes about broke girls, what a woman is bringing to the table and so many crass references.

I don’t see the same efforts being put in place by religious houses, communities and parents aimed at making sure the boy child grows up to be a good son, father and husband. Yet when things go wrong the women are shamed.

When a woman tries to walk out of an abusive marriage it’s insinuated she is not doing enough to save her home.

When a man is cheating, the woman is shamed for not looking sexy enough, for not watching war room and praying enough to save the randy man.

Women are shamed and called “baby mamas". For every baby mama there is a baby father too.

Its all over the media sad, dirty and gory stories of girls being used for rituals instead of addressing the rot, one hears things like “instead of you to stay with a broke guy, you are following yahoo boys".

I am not in any way excusing bad behaviour in women but I am tired of waking up every day to news of girls being used for rituals, raped, assaulted and maltreated still no major action is being taken to curb all these excesses.

I am scared for the next generation, let’s raise our kids right.






I am very curious about one thing though...... Do the body parts they take when they kill these Ladies actually fetch them money? Like is money ritual real? has anyone ever seen someone really rich from money ritual?

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MAMA NNUKU'S CORNER

Saluting everyone in the house, who deeeeeeeey?


My name na mamannuku for those of una wey no sabi me, and i dey always nack story wey dey sweet belle and today i don bring another sweet gist come for una , make una enjoy . i title this one vendor tale


The gist

Two days ago i got a space to start shading my wares and e sweet me no be small , because i have been looking for a space for sometime now . 

After settlement i waka anticipating how the next day will be ..
Early mor mor the next day , i knack my hot gown with low slippers, i even wear sunshade join and i headed for my new spot , i reach set up and balance , fine fine cars and fine fine people were passing , i was sha praying bad prayer in my mind . lol.. I kept saying God abeg let traffic catch this motorist so they can check or patronise me .

Yes you guessed right , (Lmao) Lagos traffic never disappoints. And small small people started coming , shortly as i was sitting jeje a motorist signaled at me and for my mind i don win jackpot ur fada!!

I thought na double the charge i go collect from this one , i removed my sunshade and flew to the other side of the road.

Me: Good afternoon Withdrawal or Transfer ?

Motorist : Clears Throat

Me: Sir what do you want to do ?

Motorist : Clears throat again , in a very low tone can i have your number?

Me : rolls eye at him is that why you called me and made me cross this busy road ?

Motorist: I am sorry , please just give me your number

I carried my cologne samples and carried my POS and jejely crossed back , i didn't have the right words to use in insulting him at that point , i haven't sat down when i heard gbaaaaaa

Heeeehhehehehe look at God .. He don jam person my head don catch am.

The person he bashed came down and they started speaking English , i just sat and watch from Afar as they create more traffic and gave me more customer .

As a Vendor what's your funniest vendor tale ?

 There is always good in everything . lol.

Na so this tori take shele.. Till i bring another vendor tale come una way again . Una bye for now

LOL ...... please be careful of that roadside, some people dont have genuine drivers license and can hit anything on the curb... be very alert my dear..

Next time they ask for your phone number, tel the person to patronise you first and if he does, you can give him a fake number ...LOL that one we go tag am ''vendor with sense'''

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