I hail....
IN HOUSE MEMO
How is everyone doing? Another beautiful Friday..... Its awesome!
I am always so down when i watch International News...Look at what happened in South Africa!...I thought God promised that he would never destroy the World with Flood again? why is water over flowing and killing people?
Those of you sending in advert memes with little mistakes here and there, please read it well before sending cos bad English can drive your customers eeeeeeeeh.
Make as many as you can so that every time is a different one...get friends and/or family to help you with ideas and creativity...
I will be posting as they come in......
Its freestyle in house news today!
Any gist?
Enjoy the Weekend.
Warm Hugs......
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Divine Health Confessions!!
ReplyDeleteThe glory of God is resident in my spirit. I am a God-carrying vessel. Everywhere I go, I influence my world with the healing power of God. When I show up, God’s presence is manifested and lives are transformed. Glory to God forever!
Amen 🙌🙌
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IHN is here!
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend e everyone!
Happy weekend darling 🥳🎊
DeleteHappy Happy weekend everyone.
DeleteNAHUM 1:7 says:- The LORD is good,a strong hold in the day of trouble; and knoweth then that trust in him.
ReplyDeleteI pray for you this day Stars will do you good today, Every troubler of your lsreal Shall be troubled, May all the devices which the devil is using to fight you be consumed by fire, Every stronghold of darkness over your life shall be broken to pieces, The Almighty God shall command His Angels to defend and fight for you, May the Lord extract you out from every source of affliction. And By the Power of Holy Ghost of God, Wherever the devil May be hidden in your life, home, and career, he shall be exposed and be disgraced, IN JESUS NAME 🔥
Amen and u too
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DeleteA big Amen.i really need this prayer.
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DeleteGod bless the givers
True love they say, starts with friendship. Good afternoon my people 💋💋
ReplyDeleteIs u in love ni or is us in love🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteYaaaay 💃💃💃💃💃💃 our blog niece is here!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Cynthia. Thank God for safe delivery. Kisses 😚😘 to your new born.
Oh wow !!
DeleteWelcome to the world our blog niece 💕 ❤️ yaaay 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Congratulations Cyn Cyn thank God for safe delivery , may God bless your home.
Congratulations Cynthia. God bless you and the new born.
DeleteU people are so lovely and I so much admire and like the way we love one another
DeleteCongratulations Cynthia on the birth of your baby. May she bring joy and happiness to you home in Jesus name Amen
DeleteCongratulations Cynthia
DeleteAwwwwww. Congratulations Cynthia. Welcome baby girl. God bless and preserve you...
DeleteCongratulations Cynthia. I love baby news.👶🥰
DeleteCynthia baibey, Miss passport photo of those days now turned mother of two adorables, may God keep your new born daughter, may she be a blessing to her generation. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Cynthia, your baby will make your house hold proud
DeleteI remember o chai
DeleteI think 3 kids now💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍾🥂
DeleteKisses your little Angel Cynthia
Send me link of the passport pic na
DeleteCongrats Cynthia. May she bring light to your family.
DeleteSo unnecessary to refer to her as miss passport photo, say congrats and move on.
DeletePlease dial *#06# on ur phone.The lengthy number that appears on what looks like a Barcode,is called your phone's IMEI NUMBER. With this number, your last/ current location can be traced even if the sim card had been removed from your phone.
ReplyDeleteGive your *IMEI NUMBER* to family and friends so that when you disappear without an explanation and your phone is off or rings unanswered, they can make the case easy for the police by providing them with this number which can then be used to track your movement. This may help curb kidnapping cases in our country.
*NB: Please send this msg to all your loved ones
*KADUNA STATE VIGILANCE SERVICE* (KADVS)
I will not put my mouth in Xenophobic South Africans matter. I will not put my mouth
ReplyDeleteWetin happen now
DeleteWhether you put or you don't put, it doesn't change nada
DeleteDIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOUSEWIFE AND SIDE CHICKS
ReplyDeleteHouse wives are recognized by God and relatives
Side chicks???....🙅🙅
House wives keeps pregnancy that brings u joy
Side chick's pregnancy will give you hypertension 😑🙅
House wives are home builders
Side chicks are home breakers😑🙅
Housewives can stay with u in ur ups and downs
Side chick will japaaaaaaaa
Get sense😏👈
You gain emotional, physical,spiritual and financial support from ur wife but a side chick will definitely drain you.
The only thing u gain from her is s*x ,s*x and s*x while she drains you to your last bit
Oga get sense😏👈
A good wife is faithful to the core but don't expect faithfulness from a side chick oooo
Na ment???😂
A side chick might be physically beautiful and endowed while ur wife isn't.
Respect that woman who gave up her shape to birth your kids🤍👌
Apt.
DeleteGod bless u
In this woke society..
DeleteInterchange housewife with side chic and side chic with house wife..
This is more like the state of things now..✌️
GOD bless you Dante!
DeleteWives need to do better!
Times and seasons happen to everyone.
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DeleteHusbands that feel the need to keep both housewives and sidechicks need to do better. Ojukokoro people.
DeleteI don't have friends, I don't have relatives around here, I don't have a job, I don't have money. Where do I start from?
ReplyDeleteU have to start from somewhere..
DeleteThe Lord will make a way soon..be positive
Start with God
DeleteDo you go to church. Start from there.
DeleteStella please help me and post this....we are relocating out of Nigeria by month end.please any one in portharcourt that knows where I can sell off the items at once please tell me.i have many properties
ReplyDeleteYour WhatsApp status
DeleteFriends status
Search for Decluttergangs on Facebook. You will see buyer for all. So long as you are reasonable with your price
DeleteGood afternoon everyone TGIF 💋😍💞💕💙💚💖💟💜.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Cynthia Iyede on the birth of your baby girl💋💞💕😍💙💚💟💜💜.
Anon 09:58 on sp this morning you
welcomehave a lovely weekend.
Anon 22:35 on BEP WEDNESDAY who needs baby stuff where is your location? can you please
send me
a mail
God bless you for this act
DeleteGod bless you for reaching out 😘
DeleteGod's blessings dear
DeleteCongratulations to bv Cynthia Iyede. Baby girl you are welcome to the world 🤗😘❤️😘🤗😘💃💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteMy people how una dey?
We dey like dele
DeleteFine fine
DeleteHe was boasting to his friends that "he don chop that girl clean mouth"
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, his fertility is gone,
His wealth and destiny are gone
His health is gone
His years are gone, his number of years has been reset.
His freedom is gone, (there is a spirit introduced in him to control his thoughts and make him an obligate womanizer)
He will soon begin to drink and be a drunk and profligate.
You see what I mean, who has "chopped who?"
Foolish man.
Hmmmmmm
DeleteDon’t mind him.
DeleteWho is this again?
DeleteOrisirisi
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DeleteYesterday was the first time we had four hours uninterrupted light since this year. Today NEPA full everywhere with ladder looking for who never pay light bill
ReplyDeleteWow,so that means NEPA is really trying here, sometimes they don't even take the light for almost two days,when they do,they restore it within 5mins
DeleteThat's there method N it is wat it is
DeleteLmao 😂 that’s their MO.
DeleteI have long given up on them.
Thats bad o, we enjoy 18he's of light here daily.
DeleteNa their way
DeleteGuys, any tips on how to fix the artificial eye lashes. I can't just seem to get it right.
ReplyDeleteI have a parry tomorrow and I must slay💃💃💃.
It's only me who doesn't fix lashes eh 🤔🤔
DeleteMs Abroadian.. slay carefully so u won't come back to gust us bad news ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteStrip lashes are better ,I hope that's what you're going for damn I'm sure you'd loom fabulous.
Delete@ Paris I don't too. Last time I had one was my wedding day.
Delete@ Pinky haaa mo ma slay lo la oh, no bad news joor except I drink too much red wine and scatter the dance floor🤪🤪🤪
@ Choc, I don't even know the one I bought on Amazon, natural bla bla bla. I ordered it because the reviews were good.
I am still traumatised from seeing this back then
DeleteMy sister was doing chief bridesmaid so I followed her for the weekend
that's how during the brides makeup the lady started fixing eye lash on the bride. Water abi tears just started pouring out of the brides eyes ooo. Like a stream kinda.. It was so scarry o
They had to remove the lashes oo
she went lashless to church lasslass. I was traumatised😫
Congratulations 🎊 Cynthia.. God be praised 🙌
ReplyDeleteIhn is here.. Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteAfternoon madam,,hope u cool
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DeleteSo sorry dear ❤️❤️
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend fam ❤️🎉💃💃
ReplyDeleteSame here Boo 🎊🥳🥂
Delete@Legal Chic.. I heart you Momma 💝❤️🥰
@Ogoja Dude 😎😎 thanks for the shout out on SP this morning
Hello slimzy!
DeleteGet jiggy jiggy Paris ❤️❤️
DeleteGood afternoon Ms tee ❤️😉
TGIF💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
ReplyDeleteI am so happy💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽,A very happy birthday to my sweet angel.
Happy sweetest birthday to her
DeleteHappy birthday to 🎂🎉 to her
DeleteHappy Birthday to your little Angel 🍾🥂🎂
DeleteHappy birthday to your sweet angel 🥳🎉🎊🎈 God bless and keep her 🙌
DeleteThank you pinky,God bless you.
DeleteHappy glorious birthday to your sweet angel.
DeleteHappy birthday to your beautiful daughter ❤️❤️
DeleteHappy birthday to your angel. God's blessings and protection be upon her 🙏.
DeleteGood afternoon house
ReplyDeleteGod still answers prayers
I will share my testimony soon...
Yes o. He does
DeleteAm still waiting for him to answer mine.
DeleteGot this from yesterdays's chronicles.
ReplyDeleteLadies, please let's be wise.
It's commitment and friendship that makes marriage last. After Love fades and if vision is not materialised, it's commitment to each other that helps them to forge forward. None of the two have shown commitment. And mind you, It's both ways. For Mr A you would not have broken up if you were committed to making your relationship work. Do you think Issues that made you break up will not arise? Do not sweep it under the carpet and go ahead. Address those issues.
A man that is asking you out/ asking you to marry him can go a week without calling you??? That's a huge red flag. Men chase what they want and when they find it they don't let go. Is he coming on strong now because of marriage and because he doesn't have any other option??? As for Mr B coming into relationship without first finding friendship is a recipe for failure. Because friendship breeds commitment. On days you don't feel in love it is friendship that will help you sail through. And honestly, Mr B seems desperate. He just reconnected with you and wants marriage..without taking time to know you anew and access your relationship.
You need to ask yourself some painful questions and answer them truthfully, because las las na you go suffer/ enjoy am.
Also, Pray. Pray that the Holy Spirit opens your eyes to his perfect will for you.
May God be with you.
Ah!!!!
ReplyDeleteI just remembered another one from IT (Industrial Training) days!
So this guy came for urine analysis and was given that small urine sample container to go home and come back the next day with his early morning urine.
The man left.
The next morning, he came to submit his sample. I was in charge of collection and recording that day.
The man brought out the sample bottle and it was filled to the brim. He dropped it on the counter and then put hand in his bag to bring out something wrapped in black nylon. It was a half full 50cl water bottle. But it didn't contain water.
It contained more urine.
"I say as the container una give me small... just in case the piss no do."
Me, Supervisor and the other IT students:😷😷🙄😷😷🧐
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DeleteFrom one anonymous to another, pls don't plagiarise peoples stuff. Give credit to the source. You and I both l ow this wasn't your experience so why claim it?
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ReplyDeleteThe sign out meme is dope..we all are victim of the above.
It's a sunny day at ilaro...here for a seminal
Seminal keh?!😳😳 I thought u used to be a teacher.
DeleteAnon 15:26😂😂😂
DeleteSorry babe 🤗🤗🤗🤗
ReplyDeletePele dear,,it happens
ReplyDeleteFree stylee ihn 💃💃
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
Once again congrats bv Cynthia.
Shout out to you the one and only Ogojadude, remain blessed.
Bvs una dooh oo 👋👋
E go surely be ✌️.
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DeleteHi my dearest Foodie 😘,hope you are doing good.
DeleteStella what happened to my comment 🥲😭😭
ReplyDeleteUna good afternoon
ReplyDeleteHonestly bolt nigeria has to be the most useless business ever, with the most aggressive drivers and the most rubbish customer service ever.
ReplyDeleteWhen I mean rubbish, I mean utter complete RUBBISH.
How that company still exists in this country is a testament to how bereft this nation is in terms of rule and order.
Terrible pity.
Haa anon take it easy ok. Bolt is still the best for me, maybe u encounter bad driver.
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ReplyDeleteGood afternoon 🌞
ReplyDeleteI have been busy since morning refilling perfume oil. It's so stressful but na my hustle be that o
Have a wonderful rest of the day 😘
please some one should help me on how to travel by train from Abuja to warri
ReplyDeleteNot possible..You have to get to Itakpe,Kogi state first and you would most definitely get a train from there to Warri..Take a cab or bus to Kogi state for a start
DeleteNo direct train from Abuja to Warri. Only from Lokoja to Warri.
DeleteYou will have to travel yo itakpe in kogi state that is where you can board a train going to warri. Their departure time is 9, 2 and 4 not so sure
DeleteGood afternoon everyone. Rainy day
ReplyDeleteAfternoon house, great weekend ahead.
ReplyDeleteAfter wasting my money to do solar,now NEPA refused to take light for 1 week😭😭,if only I had patience
ReplyDeleteEnter your reply...Don't worry,they will still take the light.
Delete🤣🤣🤣 sorry Anon,them go soon take light.
DeleteFlash back Friday.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the BVs from this era?
https://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2017/08/edodelta-sdk-blog-visitor-party-photos.html?m=1
Who remembers this our parte? E choke
ReplyDeletewww.stelladimokokorkus.com/2017/08/sdk-blog-visitors-lagos-party-photos.html?m=1
@PARIS SAVANNAH and BV OSUNDI,
ReplyDeleteI acknowledged your warm response.
#THATOGOJADUDE
For those enjoying power supply,keep praising GOD.You may not understand what GOD is doing for you.The City of CALABAR has been thrown into darkness for the past three weeks.
ReplyDelete#THATOGOJADUDE.
@PARIS SAVANNAH and BV OSUNDI,
ReplyDeleteI acknowledged your warm response.
#THATOGOJADUDE
For those enjoying power supply,keep praising GOD.You may not understand what GOD is doing for you.The City of CALABAR has been thrown into darkness for the past three weeks.
ReplyDelete#THATOGOJADUDE
For those enjoying power supply,keep praising GOD.You may not understand what GOD is doing for you.The City of CALABAR has been thrown into darkness for the past three weeks.
ReplyDelete#THATOGOJADUDE
For those enjoying power supply,keep praising GOD.You may not understand what GOD is doing for you.The City of CALABAR has been thrown into darkness for the past three weeks.
ReplyDelete#THATOGOJADUDE