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This one go sweet ooooo...Public transport experience
ReplyDeleteMine is just missing my bustop, maybe because of being lost in thought.
ReplyDeleteOn a long journey, a lady that sat beside me was rubbing her jugs on me, I enjoyed it though till I cum down😉
DeleteHave you experienced mobo before? 😆🤣
ReplyDeleteFish,armpit and not well cleaned cabs smell?
Pins and needles? Legs being positioned uncomfortably?
Shaky shaky legs? 😆🤣
Who has been in a cab with a flab or plump person before?
That was my experience at some point from Kogi to Abuja and it was honestly tiring for me.
Damn, nothing beats the Legs beside me positioned wrongly. I now tell whoever it is to keep their leg well.
DeleteLol @ armpit
DeleteOne chance people..
ReplyDeleteI stopped a Taxi and sat in front but was uncomfortable cos the space was too tight and wanted to drop and almost immediately I told driver I don't want to join them anymore but noticed i couldn't open the door cos the handle only works from outside. Told driver I'm not comfortable, he kept saying open now from outside. Those at the back said same open it now. I tried but it was really hard. I felt my phone ring but I couldn't answer cos where I sat was too tight. When I finally succeeded in opening the door and got down, they drove off immediately with such speed. I decided to check my bag to see who called and my phone was gone. Then it dawned on me what happened. I cried eh. Chai. Asked myself a thousand question on why I entered that particular taxi.
A lot of observing I now do when using public transport. I don't talk anyhow too.
We thank God for your life. It could have been worse.
DeleteIt happened some years back in Lagos. I left home very early in the morning with my immediate younger sis. While in Lagos traffic, I suddenly felt the urge to poop. Ahhh....na which kain thing be this? I tried to hold myself, but this thing kept making me feel uncomfortable in the bus. I had to tell my sis what I was struggling with 😂. She advised that I try to hold it till we would alight from the bus.
ReplyDeleteAs the traffic was on a stand still, It appeared I was going to poop on my body. I still tried to maintain 😆. But as soon as the traffic cleared and the driver was on a high speed, my people, na so the thing come hook me bad bad. I had to call the driver's attention & told him that there was an emergency, and that I needed to come down from the bus immediately. My sis was just looking at me because she knew what I was battling with.
My people, I had to come down after the driver and other passengers shouted and grumbled, and immediately entered the nearest face me I slap you compound to help my condition. It wasn't funny that very day. I had to enter another bus to go meet my sis.
Till today, my siblings usually make fun of me each time we're together and someone brings it up 🤣🤣🤣
My own na from obalende e catch me wey be say i stop for oworonshoki, dive enter face me i face you. By the time i finish, i get taxi wey go carry me reach isolo, i still branch zenith bank for charity to drop another round. I weak ehn, lie down for back. Driver give me gala dey pet me till i reach house. I don call my brothers to wait outside to carry me enter cos another round wan comot. That night na viaaaa vooo kpraaaa poooooo😓
DeleteMy was Many times while I was living and working in Abuja, I go to work early and close so coming home and meeting hold up on my as I lived at yanyan then
DeleteWas so stressful so I end up sleeping in the Bus 🚐, most times pass my bus and then have to track ☺️ back or take a bike back was not funny 😀 at all for but praise be to God now
DeleteAm free 🤸
DeleteHahahaha.....anon, that thing can be embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣
DeleteGoing to dopemu, entered bus from oshodi, did not know one stupid idiot from the second to the last seat, put his hands on where I was sitting. I was sitting on top his hands. I felt movement as if I was pressing something and the hand was trying to free itself. He was lucky my nyash was a small ynash. I for break his hands if I had a big bumbum
ReplyDeleteyou for relax mess for he yeye hands😂😂😂
DeleteLeaving home before 5 am to catch the early bus to work, hoping to continue my sleep on my way to work.... Only to be greeted with very loud
ReplyDeleteAANU MO RIGBA
ADE ORI OKIN!
Like seriously? It's not even 5am yet. Sleep in the mud! Those were the days.
Lol
DeleteI remembered some years ago,I boarded a brt bus heading home.a guy sitting beside me soon started sleeping.then suddenly I felt a finger touching me under my armpit so close to my boobs..when I quickly realize what was going on,I woke him up with a thunderous slap.people around were surprised and the guy wanted to hit me back.i quickly explained to other passengers on the bus what happened and they all blamed him but of course he tried denying...since then,I vowed never to sit with the opposite sex in a public vehicle again,cos there are lots of sick people moving about especially here in lag
ReplyDeleteThis happened to me exactly when I was still an undergrad. I travelled home and inside the bus I was sitting with one guy at the front, he wasn't even sleeping nor resting on me, his eyes were wide opened, sitting normal. That was how I was feeling some kind touching under my top, how he did it without resting on me I don't know. Jeez, the way I twisted this guy's hand ehn, he was now saying he is sorry sorry cos I wanted to scream so that everybody can hear, I just leave the werey. So, that's why whenever I read any news of a man sexually harassing a lady inside public vehicle I don't think about it twice. The reason why they do that disgusting thing I don't know. Pedophiles everywhere.
DeleteOne day after closing and I was going home. I entered a bus, inside the bus was filled up and also, there was a conductor. We heard a sound, it was dirty slap from one mid aged hausa Muslim woman to the conductor. She started shouting that the drive should Park his bus, we were very surprised.
ReplyDeleteWetin happen ?
We were begging her to calm down and tell us what happened between her and the conductor. She was still busy shouting at the driver to drive us all to the police station.
DeleteAfter so much begging, she then calm down. What happened ma'am ?
She said that the conductor ( a teenager ) was romancing her lapse. How ma ?
That as the bus was moving she start feeling like somebody was touching her while she was sleeping ( she was sitting opposite the conductor ), so she thought that it was a mistake from the conductor, she adjust herself and then pretending that she is sleeping. The next thing is that, the conductor adjusted himself then put his hand in her body and start romancing her again, she open her eyes and gave him a dirty slap.
See shouting and cursing from her to the conductor, people were begging until she calm down then, we all enter the bus and start moving not long after that incident the woman drop from the bus.
Then the conductor face me that I was supporting the woman, I try to defend myself but for where ?
It was not funny that day but I thank God.
Sorry for errors, I am typing while busy.
He's mad!
DeleteI was 16 travelling from Aba to Onitsha alone I had a young man who's jaw kept dropping on my bustline.
ReplyDeleteI kept moving away but somehow his neck kept elongation the further I moved and kept resting on my bustling.
Dude was supposed to be sleeping, so I could not wake him up after a while all I could do was try to shove him awake.
When that didn't work I tried the five palm airwave.👋 twaaah.
Na so 16year old start world war for 18seater bus. Anuohia
So, at 5 am at Ojota, I entered the BRT going to Onikan. I was the first person to enter I just sat close to the window so I could rest my head and nap but the cold was too much I could not instead, I started seeing a program on TV, and the next thing a guy came into the BRT wearing big sellotape as hand band, he sat then he stood up again and went out. I did not see him again until the BRT became filled up and some people were standing he came back inside then we moved, the person beside me dropped from the BRT this same guy with the cello tape sat down. I was focused seeing the program on TV but with my side view, I saw the guy's face moving close to me Ahhh mogbe, when it was so close to me I shouted and Jumped up EXCUSE. That was how I stood up and went to stand at the back. The people sitting at the back of the BRT started saying I just dey look am for here dey look wetin he wan do to her first before I react. Really? I stood for some time then sat when someone alighted from the bus and when I got to my bus stop I came down. He was just looking at me.
ReplyDeleteFocus in public places is the word. No distraction of a any kind whatsoever
DeleteIts the different body smells for me,some pleasant while some unpleasant.
ReplyDeleteI was asked by a taxi driver to join and sit at the front seat instead of the back that I was because the lady at front seat was fat including the one that wanted to join her, I refused but the other passenger pleaded with me so I accepted. Oh my God, on our way I could not feel my legs again, she thoroughly squeezed me to the door and no space to adjust. On getting to the bus stop everyone came down but I could not normness has gripped my two legs, the driver and one other passenger need to held my hand in other for me to be able to stand for some minutes before I could feel back my legs. it's was so horrible 😢😭😂😭.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂,sorry I have to laugh
DeleteHahahahaha. Abeg ooooo. This is very funny. Hahahahahahaha
DeleteHahahahaha Hahahahaha I just Dey laugh Omg, sorry for the experience lol!
DeleteIs the conductors not giving me back change and allow me forget my change of #700 for me🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😟
ReplyDeleteI remember when I was doing one work toll you die job in Lagos,around constain,that night I was so tired after working my ass off, I entered bus going to Berger from ojuelegba and I slept off, I sat at the back, how every other passenger got down and didnt wake me still surprised me, the bus already parked inside garage for God knows how many minutes, only for me to wake up and see myself in the bus garage, I rush down checked my phone to see dozens of missed calls from my late uncle, he concluded I have been kidnapped and he sent text that whoever kidnap me should release me in Jesus name, with plenty bible verses🤣🤣 pardon all typos,I dey feel sleepy as I dey write
ReplyDeleteSorry I had to laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you must have really slept deep
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteBody filled with sweat sitting close to me
ReplyDeleteMechanics or people looking visibly dirty or carrying dirty, smelly load and sitting next to me
conductors hanging by my side and putting their heads inside and very close to my face
Guys sitting next to me with his legs wide open and not moving an inch while my two legs are tightly together cos there’s no space to sit properly
Someone by my side on the phone talking loudly and endlessly
Driver playing loud music on the stereo
Wo the list is endless, na why bolt and Uber no gree me get savings!
One old papa that will be scratching ladies' legs with his and then touching his kinika kinikan. I will shift and shift, papa too will shift and shift. I will lift my leg up, eepa will follow me. I gave him one federal warning the last time. The annoying thing is he will claim not to understand what you are saying. This is vehicle from Federal Secretariat to Maraba.
ReplyDeleteOne night I was coming back from work, the man that sat beside me in the bus was rubbing my laps. I told him sir plz keep ur hand well, he pretended as if Notting happened and everybody in the bus was looking at me as if was mad, I jejely told the driver to stop me. This happened in Lagos State.
ReplyDeleteI see plenty stories of men molesting ladies in public transport. Let me share mine.
ReplyDeleteI was travelling to Osogbo from Ibadan. I carried my daughter on my laps. There was this old man sitting beside me. I wasn't comfortable because of the child I was lapping but I managed. After like 1hour, I started dozing. Then, I felt something moving in my blouse, the thing was moving towards my armpit.
Mogbe, what is this? I "elbowed" the thing, then I noticed it was his hand,he had already succeded in unhooking my bra, how come? I started shouting and cursing him, telling people what he did, he was begging. If not for his age, I would have slapped him. People lashed him and cursed him. The man should be in his 60s.
. I wonder what pushes them to do such to a total stranger.
Hmmmmmm God have mercy, pervert plenty
DeleteA dirty slap to clear his doubt
DeleteNonsense
I boarded a taxi from Artillery bus stop in PH and got robbed 2 weeks ago. Horrible experience. I cried like a baby.
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