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Monday, January 09, 2023

Monday In House News

 Hailings oh!






IN HOUSE MEMO.

How the go dey go? How is the hustle? Please the year just started, do not stress yourself at all, baba God don talk am say this year no go pass you....

I will be posting one advert as a meme every day inside in house news for interested BVs, i have seen that some of you no longer have a means of advertising since i stopped and the email advert that i advised fell on DEAF EARS....
check out the nice advert meme below and use it as guidance to preparing yours you hear?
Stella's singles mingles is loading...prepare to pack enter ya husband or wife house.......love is about swipe you off your feet like you seen before!


Food Chronicle- Can somebody tell me why in heavens name i cannot cook Jollof rice? Ah ah, every time i try its like rice and stew mixed together....
I need advice please...hehehehehehehehe Oh God is this why you gifted me a man who dies not care whether i can cook or not?  he suggested cooking school, i no gree.
That man complaining in the Chronicle the other day that his wife cant cook.. Send her to a cooking school and watch magic happen in your kitchen since na because of food you marry.. *tongue click*


Enjoy the rest of the day and stay out of harms way....



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PINKYS CORNER

Some days ago, I was just sitting jejely in the living room waiting for dinner as usual but wify surprised me with big Happy Hour juice, she asked me to enjoy myself while waiting for dinner to get ready. 

Don't get it twisted, wify loves to treat me well but this one come be extra-ordinary treatment because she even brought some fried things I can use in making the juice go smoothly as planned by her.

I was waiting to eat white rice and stew as dinner but she changed it to jollof with a lot of spices and sincerely I enjoyed it because when she served me the food, she was using her all over my head and the food was going so smoothly not knowing she has mission ooo.

After the meal, she never even carry those plates when she started reminding of how her phone got spoilt and now she is using TONASOBE blablabla, na there I know say, that extra-ordinary caring get reason. Finally she spoke up and said she needed a new browsing phone..

Imagine the following logic from her: ''babe, I know you are not financially ok now due to how business is but I know my good Lord will surprise you and supply all you need to be a responsible husband'' (the comment weak me).

After her epistle, I wanted to tell her when I can afford such and the kinda one I can get for her (cuz I know it might get to march sef) but wify kept my mouth shut by applying philosophical kiss and she stood up and walked erotically to the kitchen..

I was even trying to say "dear, why not listen" she just shake bumbum Waka go..Now, she keeps reminding me through prayer each time we wake up to pray by putting all my needs in prayer for me..haaaa, women get trick I swear.

I don't know where she learnt that logic ooo, that same day, she was even putting on sexy things that can make one commit sin in marriage(if u don't know just know, u can commit sin in marriage with ur wife but make I stop here).

My people, can men really outsmart this creature called women?


Hehehehehehe ....Please go and buy iyawo browsing phone...... Checks with Matins aboy, he will send it to your at your location without stress....I think fairly used browsing phone is about 50k


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FROM SUNDAY SPONTANEOUS POST


I was so shcked reading this that I had to bring it here.. Some people are just spoiling this Pastor work...I may give and show respect but i dont believe in anyone that is referred to as man of God again...I prefer to talk directly to God than advice anyone to meet these Pastors for anything.... Is testifying to IVF not a miracle or testimony? gosh!! #nopunintendedatanyone





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If you have material and dont trust any tailor cos of their wayo and delay tactics, please trust Essa Atelier to deliver on time and perfectly.....



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126 comments:

  1. Divine Health Confessions!!

    I believe what the Word says about me, and I endorse and establish it to be real in my life! The Word of God produces in me what it talks about as I put it to work in every situation and circumstance of life. My health flourishes daily and I have a sound mind.

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  2. Last year, there are people you visited that never visited you.There are people you cared about, who didn't give a damn about you. There are those you were willing to collect bullet for, who will not even near a match stick for your sake....
    Brethren, life is short ooo. This year, go where you are needed, and expend your energy on the right people. πŸ’―
    Una Gud Afternoon...#ALiSpeaks

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  3. *BREAKING NEWS

    Akure why?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭*

    Hmmmmmmmm wonders shall never end!!!!! I can't believe this, so much tears in my eyes. Akure!!! This is a girl called Titilayo Ojo SS2 student she left her house and was going for a Youth Program at her Church at about 3pm. She took a Taxi and the Taxi man, whose name we later got as Akin.

    On their way to the church the Taxi man took a different road, Titilayo asked why?
    He said he was running away from the police men at Oba ile check point ahead.

    She started feeling uncomfortable but kept quiet and was just praying, knowing the world we are living in is filled with evil.
    The man continued and took a different turn again, at this point, she begged him to drop her, instead he(driver) increased the speed.

    The man headed for a nearby bush, dropped her, pretended he was urinating and then dropped a 1000naira note.

    He then told Titilayo she dropped her money, she said no, it wasn't her. But he insisted and started forcing her to pick the money. Titilayo cried out! Luckily, a man who was in the nearby bush heard, hurried to the scene, seeing the manner at which he was rough handling the lady, waded in and beat up the man and insisted that he picks his money back but the man refused, still claiming the money belongs to Titilayo.
    As God would have it, 10 other hefty men who were traveling on the same road, observed the scene and parked their bus. They all alighted from the bus and asked questions, hearing what transpired between them(Titilayo and the driver), they asked and forced the taxi driver to pick the money.

    Immediately the man picked the money, you can't imagine what happened...

    *He turn to PVC...*

    Shebi una like story?

    *GO and GET ur PVC...U must Vote a Credible leader 2023....*

    You too like story. πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

    Make I go disturb another group for PVC,,,
    πŸƒ‍♀πŸƒ‍♀πŸƒ‍♀πŸƒ‍♀πŸƒ‍♀πŸƒ‍♀πŸƒ‍♀ 🦁

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. See me reading with full attention 🀣🀣

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    2. You no well 🀣🀣🀣

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Chai see the way I was reading with all seriousness 🀣 kelv you got me here o.

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    5. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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    6. Hahahaha bwess presser how you dey. You neva change

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    7. This is not fair na πŸ˜‚

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    8. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    9. Lol πŸ˜‚ I fell yakata for this

      Mummy Anthony-Clever

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    10. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  4. Good afternoon to y'all on here.
    How has been your Monday sfsg?
    Do have a smooth day

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  5. When Children Have Different Fathers. Usually What Happens Is This. The Father Who Can Afford Ends Up Taking Care Of All The Other Children (Like It Or Not) Your Money Will Be Divided. Your Groceries. Nothing You Do Will Be Exclusively For Your Child. In Fact, To Go Deeper. YOU Will Never Live With Your Children. No Matter What. Your Baby Mama Will Never Allow That Because She Needs You To Keep Sending Money To Take Care Of All Her Children. A Man With Nothing Can Always Be Given His Child To Look After. But A Man With Money Becomes An ATM For The Woman. For As Long As He Lives. The Children Will Live With The Mother. So That She Can Keep Taxing Him Financially. The Baby Daddy With Money Becomes Everyone's Father. While The Poor Baby Daddy Is Nobody's Father. A Man Without Money Is Never Really A Father. Other Men Play That Part. Women Will Always Find A Way To Raise Their Children. Even If They Have To Put The Responsibility On Baby Daddy Number Two Three Four & Five. In Any Case Where There's More Than One Baby Daddy. One Man Will Turn Into An ATM - Thokozani Vilakazi

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    1. I will really want to read but the capping of every word gives me headache. Politely, please can you just write the words "calmly"? I.e "One man will turn into an ATM". Yeah.

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    2. I hope you know this your cap on every word makes this difficult to read?

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    3. This is for those that are looking for headache

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    4. Fidel, I'm with u. I don't bother reading

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    5. I didn't even realize that s/he capitalized every first letter till I read the comments. The writeup was making too much sense to notice it.

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  6. Pleass stop calling it 'Ogbono Soup'.this is January,
    It's called 'Slinkly Slimly Product Of Poach Seed of irvingia Gabonensis..

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    1. I want to cook Slinkly Slimly Product Of Poach Seed of irvingia Gabonensis soup.


      😏

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    2. Fidel look🀣🀣🀣

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ before I go finish pronouncing that name market go close.

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    4. My soup go don ready before I finish to pronounce that name give market woman . Abeg make I manage the Ogbono soup this year.

      Mummy Anthony-Clever

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  7. The sign out meme is just on point

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  8. Sunny afternoon......
    Good afternoon everyone πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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  9. Good afternoon Jewelu and Bvs.

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  10. Welcome IHN πŸ’œ
    Greetings everyone
    Sign out meme πŸ‘

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  11. Me and my boyfriend eating apple inside keke
    Keke man: Adam and Eve where are you dropping.
    Me: Serpent drop us at garden of Eden ; since you can't mind your business.🚢🚢🚢
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    Good afternoon everyoneπŸ’‹❤πŸ˜πŸ’žπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’ŸπŸ’•πŸ’–

    Thank you Stella for all you do for we your bvs❤πŸ’‹πŸ˜πŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’ŸπŸ’•πŸ’–

    Pinky please buy browsing phone for madam oooo πŸ’‹❤πŸ˜πŸ’žπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’ŸπŸ’•πŸ’–

    Essa Attelier well-done may God bless your businessπŸ’‹πŸ˜πŸ’žπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’ŸπŸ’•πŸ’–

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣 salvage response.

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  12. Pinky Pinky!!! So u join all those nollywood actors wey smack lips look the tumbler as if sAy dem Dey chop the life of their head? Ikwakwakwakwakwa na wa o! So you chop otele or u no chop?

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  13. Some people are very good with this jollof rice. Stella don't stress yourself.

    Bv pinky, oya go and buy new phone for wify.

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    1. Don't stress yourself ko. I'm stressed sef! Make somebody vex write the procedure step by step abeg. We are many that want to really learn how to make that foodπŸ˜ͺ

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    2. Fidel, check out Joyful Cook on YouTube. She makes meals very easy to prepare

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    3. Fidel start with the right pot
      Don’t use non stick pot
      Use ata rodo
      Steam don’t boil

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    4. The pot you use doesn't matter, jollof just needs the right quantity of pepper mix and stock.. at some point in cooking you need just heat instead of more water to get your food cooked deliciously. Alot cook tasteless food because of adding too much water

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  14. GOOD AFTERNOON MY SDK FAMILY

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  15. I love you,you love me
    We are happy family
    With a great big hug
    And a kiss from me to you
    Won't you say you love me too
    You need to know their songs or else πŸ€£πŸ˜…

    Pinky,you can't get the trick
    It's inborn,except no be eve descendantsπŸ˜…

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  16. It's like it's only my husband that doesn't have any mumu button.

    If u like do all u want to do to ask him for something, e no go move am if e no wan do am. I'm just thankful he does things without any drama from me if not, his lack of mumu button for don make me hear wheeeeen

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    1. My ex hubby too, doesn't have mumu button but does sweet things whenever he wants to.

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    2. Try again today fessπŸ™ƒ
      "Babe, please I want so and so amount..." While imagining Iyawo Pinky's corner🀭

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    3. Fidel, no be today we begin run this thing na. I don give up tey tey

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  17. Sign out meme πŸ‘ πŸ‘

    Afternoon Neighbour's ✌🏻 πŸ‘

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  18. Can mini solar box be fixed? Mine just got burnt.

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    1. The thing dey burn? E dey spoil? Imagine! And this person was saying na lifetime of a thing.

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  19. I like how women know mumu buttons of their husbands. Pinky may God give you money to give her good phone. You choo better food, you don't know you go pay ABI.

    Happy Monday to us all. Stay blessed everyone

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  20. Good afternoon 🌞
    The IVF testimony hmmmm, she should have just thanked God for safe delivery, no need telling people about the mode of conception. Not that I have anything against IVF oh, but when I did my baby dedication, I just thanked God for safe delivery.

    Pinky well done πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ€©, buy madam her phone naπŸ˜‚, I like her strategy πŸ‘Œ

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    1. My opinion too @ your first paragraph. Happy new year, Simply Divine.

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    2. No she should give her testimony snyhow she wants
      You can hide details but she’s free to share

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  21. Good day people of God.
    Thank you so so much Stella for posting the advert. I appreciate it ma’am.

    People of God kindly come through.
    Need a gift idea/option of your man this Valentine’s Day? Something for your son, colleague or family member? Two piece sets for females as well aren’t left out.
    Kindly reach out and let’s talk. Thank you and have a beautiful dayπŸ™πŸ½πŸ₯°

    Essa Atelier

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  22. Good afternoon dis hot afternoon beautiful people 😘. In house news nnooooo

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  23. I have a friend whose mother in law and sisters in law dont want their son to marry and the guy still went ahead to marry her and she is already months pregnant and the woman and her daughters dont want to see my friend at all.Mind you,my friend's husband is the only son because of the issue he has cut of from his mom and sisters are they no longer have the normal family relationship as he has blocked his sisters and the mum is saying my friend came to scatter her family.But the guy's father's relative are in full support though his father is late.I told her to focus on herself and unborn child as it seems they cant accept her until God intervenes.

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    1. *off
      *and
      Sorry for the typos.

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    2. Pls tell your friend to always do midnight prayers against all enemies that may arise against her pregnancy,delivery, her life and marriage. Let her mother (if she is alive) also pray for her always. Those people that her husband blocked will be working full time to scatter her home through any means, her life is not even safe.
      This is why I advice ladies to run from any man whose mum and sisters do not want her, for the sake of her life and peace. Marriage is enough battle already, you will now come and add in-law's wahala to it.

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  24. How do l say , I want to do two hands in contribution in correct English?

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  25. Lol, pele Jewelu@The Jollof *ish.
    My only problem na with stew. My sisters are expert in that area, but anything Jollof, or fried rice Na me be BabaπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

    Pele oga Pinky😁😁You see wetin Woman power fit do ?
    Day 1 of 1st Week done!
    IHN... Ekabo
    Cheers as the day progresses✌️

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  26. Pinky this your tactics no go work o,this na new year ,change style SDK don try for uπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  27. Be careful out there o this 2023. Too many ponzis in leopard spots.
    Be careful o, make them no use do kulikuli drink garri.
    As e be say dem don swear for some of you say you go never ever wise for this life.

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  28. Hello ihn 😘
    Good afternoon my people,how the go dey go πŸ˜ƒ

    Jewelu,cooking jollof rice isn't that hard na,just keep trying one day you'll get it right.

    Essa baby,I'm praying for plenty customers for you in Jesus name. You're doing well.

    Bvs I salute you all.
    E go surely be ✌️

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  29. Good afternoon everyone 😊😊
    Essa dear, wishing you lot's of plenty customers to patronize you

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    1. Happy new year slimzy. How are you?

      Sluttychic.

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    2. Hello Sluttychic,I hope you are good. I'm doing great though. May this year favour us all πŸ™

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  30. Stella please post this, the lady that is seeking solution about her smelling period please eat bitter kola 3 to 5 seed in a month though not every month, mine smell worst than dead rat please I beg you try it and be free like me my period now is odorless.

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  31. Please who have watched sister sister Sonia uche nacy daughter is a bad ass actress please watch this movie so lovely

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  32. Good afternoon beautiful people of God. Pinky @ she just shake bum bum and work awayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚buy phone for iyawo ooπŸ˜‚
    Stella always make sure you fry the tin tomatoes very well with groundnut oil before you pure your granded pepper ,then allow it to steam before adding the rice, you can use anyseasoning of your choice, it will surely come out well just like yoruba party jollof rice

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  33. Good afternoon everyone Chai! Lagos is back to it's usual hustle bustle state πŸ˜‚

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  34. Stella, with SPICITY spice (Jollof and Stew), my jollof rice started coming out really nice. You may wish to try it out.
    Welcome IHN. Hello everyone.

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    1. I love that spicity spices. Pls house try it out.

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    2. My spice city gangπŸ˜‹,I add it to my stew too, the fried rice own too na babaπŸ˜‹

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  35. I want to rant about GT bank. I observed yesterday that they deduct money from my account when someone sends money to me. I thought it is only when you send that they deduct charges. Do they now deduct charges from the receipient. This our banks are now doing ojoro.

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    1. Zaram that bank no be am at all. They deduct money when money enters your account and also when you remove money from your account. Even gt to gt they still deduct money. I'm tired of that bank truly.

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    2. πŸ˜‚ didn’t you get the mail of N50 debit from every money that enters your account even if it’s N50, they will debit it 🀣

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  36. Ihn......... the year just began as well hustling in full, trusting God for a full package.
    Food chronicle...... jollof rice is easy for me, the best food I look forward cooking even.
    Pinky....... surprise the woman that has been surprising biko.
    Testimony...... some pastor with ignorance vibe.

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