MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS...

 Hailings....

IN HOUSE MEMO

Greetings to you all...

This New year, 24 hours no dey do again oh... Who else understands what i am saying?

All the giveaways are currently shifted to SDK Whatsapp group, when i am done there, i will return here..LOL

 

What's going on in your different locations?

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PINKYS CORNER

I am pained so much typing this because I don't expect her to behave in this manner.

Like I said some months back, that we buy our pepper in bulk and it makes it cheaper for us, we just grind and pour them into small plastics and keep them in our freezer.

Make I no bore una

Last week Saturday, wifey went to buy as usual because I don show her way and whenever we buy pepper of 5k, we can use it for two months before buying another. So, she bought as usual on the 21st of January this year and when we grinded it was even much more so we poured into take away plates(the big one) and we had about 12plates filled up with pepper but our freezer couldn't take it all. Then we decided to just put 5 of it in our neighbor's freezer as per say we be good friends and she comes to our place to use most of our things.(this was the first time we were needing her help ever since).

In short, she allowed us to put them in their freezer but can you believe that she didn't put on the freezer ever since except the very day we kept the things there. So, yesterday evening after house fellowship we wanted to cook and the ones we have in our freezer is iced and we tend to check the ones in our neighbor's own(guess what I saw). Those in her freezer was spoilt, when I saw it, I was so annoyed but didn't change my mood then I asked her if she forgot to switch the thing on but she replied saying "no, that she is trying to save her unit(current), she said she switch it on just for 3hours everyday but she lied because if you switch on a freezer 3hrs a day, the pepper won't get spoilt.

Now, this is what I noticed, she has nothing in that freezer except our pepper , so I just carried those things without even telling her what has happened to them, she only asked me if I'm taking them all and I said yes because I want to use them, I had to throw those pepper away but sincerely, I'm pained and this is the same person that won't allow me to rest with my blender and lots of things. This is our first help from her but it's nothing to write home about.

Now, the issue is, I don't want her to know how I feel but my wife is insisting that we let her know but to me, the deed has been done and I feel telling her won't change anything.

Have just learnt another lesson because I don't understand why someone will buy over 200units and tend to use it for 6months not even that, it would have been better if she had told us she is managing her unit. As for me, I buy 73 unit and  I use it for two months without even switching off my freezer.

It is well.

We move

LOL... All this freezer and unit nearly turn my eyes.. if she comes to borrow again, dont give her,,, why will she not know that the thing in the freezer got spoilt? Dont bother telling but stop allowing her access to your things and house.......let me burst your mind...maybe na otapiapia she pour inside wey make am spoil quick...... Be careful

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QUESTION FOR BV EKA JOY FROM THE COMMENT SECTION

''Eka Joy, How is living in Portugal? I'm being offered their form of the Golden visa pathway, I'm hesitant though. Your perspective and experiences living there is appreciated''.




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HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN GIRL FROM HER FACIAL SKIN SIGNATURE

A Chinese scientist who is based in the UK has published his claims in London Times magazine and Voice of London magazine too that his six years research has finally come out with an impressive result which has made it possible to recognize a virgin without having s#x with her.

According to his claims during an interview he can recognize a virgin from two poles away and he has publicly revealed the tricks to this awesome discovery on a live TV broadcast.

During a 30 minutes live interview on BBC which also was re-telecasted on CNN and other VIP world TVs like Channels TV, he has this to say through his interpreter: "Against popular beliefs, sagged breasts don't really imply a lost virginity and torn hymen does not also mean virginity is lost. Pimples on the face is not an express way of knowing a virgin. The only way to know a virgin is this:

When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, watch her direction of movement and tactically move to the left which would by impulse make her move to the right and quietly walk beside her, then pass and go on your way to the nearest INEC office to collect your PVC. 

Her virginity is none of your business. 🙄🙄🙄

GO GET YOUR PVC!

 INEC HAS EXTENDED THE TIME, AGAIN! #OkBye 🏃🏽‍♀️


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