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Monday, January 30, 2023

MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS...

 Hailings....





IN HOUSE MEMO

Greetings to you all...
This New year, 24 hours no dey do again oh... Who else understands what i am saying?
All the giveaways are currently shifted to SDK Whatsapp group, when i am done there, i will return here..LOL
 
What's going on in your different locations?






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PINKYS CORNER

I am pained so much typing this because I don't expect her to behave in this manner.
Like I said some months back, that we buy our pepper in bulk and it makes it cheaper for us, we just grind and pour them into small plastics and keep them in our freezer.

Make I no bore una

Last week Saturday, wifey went to buy as usual because I don show her way and whenever we buy pepper of 5k, we can use it for two months before buying another. So, she bought as usual on the 21st of January this year and when we grinded it was even much more so we poured into take away plates(the big one) and we had about 12plates filled up with pepper but our freezer couldn't take it all. Then we decided to just put 5 of it in our neighbor's freezer as per say we be good friends and she comes to our place to use most of our things.(this was the first time we were needing her help ever since).

In short, she allowed us to put them in their freezer but can you believe that she didn't put on the freezer ever since except the very day we kept the things there. So, yesterday evening after house fellowship we wanted to cook and the ones we have in our freezer is iced and we tend to check the ones in our neighbor's own(guess what I saw). Those in her freezer was spoilt, when I saw it, I was so annoyed but didn't change my mood then I asked her if she forgot to switch the thing on but she replied saying "no, that she is trying to save her unit(current), she said she switch it on just for 3hours everyday but she lied because if you switch on a freezer 3hrs a day, the pepper won't get spoilt.

Now, this is what I noticed, she has nothing in that freezer except our pepper , so I just carried those things without even telling her what has happened to them, she only asked me if I'm taking them all and I said yes because I want to use them, I had to throw those pepper away but sincerely, I'm pained and this is the same person that won't allow me to rest with my blender and lots of things. This is our first help from her but it's nothing to write home about.

Now, the issue is, I don't want her to know how I feel but my wife is insisting that we let her know but to me, the deed has been done and I feel telling her won't change anything.

Have just learnt another lesson because I don't understand why someone will buy over 200units and tend to use it for 6months not even that, it would have been better if she had told us she is managing her unit. As for me, I buy 73 unit and  I use it for two months without even switching off my freezer.

It is well.
We move



LOL... All this freezer and unit nearly turn my eyes.. if she comes to borrow again, dont give her,,, why will she not know that the thing in the freezer got spoilt? Dont bother telling but stop allowing her access to your things and house.......let me burst your mind...maybe na otapiapia she pour inside wey make am spoil quick...... Be careful


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QUESTION FOR BV EKA JOY FROM THE COMMENT SECTION

''Eka Joy, How is living in Portugal? I'm being offered their form of the Golden visa pathway, I'm hesitant though. Your perspective and experiences living there is appreciated''.




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HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN GIRL FROM HER FACIAL SKIN SIGNATURE

A Chinese scientist who is based in the UK has published his claims in London Times magazine and Voice of London magazine too that his six years research has finally come out with an impressive result which has made it possible to recognize a virgin without having s#x with her.

According to his claims during an interview he can recognize a virgin from two poles away and he has publicly revealed the tricks to this awesome discovery on a live TV broadcast.

During a 30 minutes live interview on BBC which also was re-telecasted on CNN and other VIP world TVs like Channels TV, he has this to say through his interpreter: "Against popular beliefs, sagged breasts don't really imply a lost virginity and torn hymen does not also mean virginity is lost. Pimples on the face is not an express way of knowing a virgin. The only way to know a virgin is this:

When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, watch her direction of movement and tactically move to the left which would by impulse make her move to the right and quietly walk beside her, then pass and go on your way to the nearest INEC office to collect your PVC. 

Her virginity is none of your business. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

GO GET YOUR PVC!
 INEC HAS EXTENDED THE TIME, AGAIN! #OkBye πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️


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130 comments:

  1. See queues everywhere, (ATM, fuel stations, PVC collection centres, Banks) Omo! See scorching sun, see heat. Everything is just so uncomfortable and annoying.

    Nigeria needs help!

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    1. Walai! My area no light for a week now. I am tired.

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    2. Like I always say, na Baba God hand we dey.

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    3. The queue to collect PVC no be here. Me I have left to pick my kids from school. Tomorrow I will go very early, pick a number and leave to return after dropping my kids in school.

      Thank God I don't have any money to deposit or collect, if not, that is another problem.
      Nigeria will frustrate you till you look older than your age.

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    4. There's no point hiding how you feel from her. Me, I go just tell her that I don't like how she allowed my pepper spoiled, that I don't like it at all.

      Then from that day, everybody go dey their dey.


      Some people cannot lift a finger for you, but they want you to always come through for them.

      I hate wicked people.

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    5. Ostrich, in Port Harcourt PVC were sent to every polling wards and it made it easier for people to pick it up.

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    6. Pinky, next time she comes for blender, give her the blender, tell her to return after use. Trust me, she won't come for it again. Infact, any electronic product she wants to use, she should borrow and use in her flat.

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    7. See me reading how to identify virgin. Hahaha -

      Pinky don't mind that your neighbour.

      May God help us in this nation.
      Btw, INEC, please print my PVC o. I wan vote.

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    8. Dear Pinky sorry about your pepper, but i most say your neighbor is not only wicked but selfish not only to others but to herself, that is why she comes to use your things so she won't have to use her light. She doesn't care if she is incovenienting anyone as far as she get what she needs, other people needs are not important, so find a way to driver away for good.

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    9. Pinky avoid her
      Before crafty people show you nonsense

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  2. Divine Health Confessions!!

    My words are anointed to produce results. There are no hopeless situations I can’t change, for my faith is the victory that overcomes every adversity. Irrespective of what I hear, see or feel, my faith prevails, keeping me in health and prosperity at all times.

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  3. Good afternoon famz

    You see that male friend of yours you can comfortably discuss everything with while you have a boyfriend?
    That is your husband.
    Don't say I didn't tell you.

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  4. Good afternoon everyone.
    How is day going?
    Today's weather is very nice
    😘😘😘😘

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  5. Pinky, if that pepper wasn't put in freezer, would it have gotten bad? I have pepper in large quantity I don't put in freezer, yet they never get bad.

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    1. Don’t buy food that doesn’t go bad
      All fresh food should eventually go bad if left out for long
      If not, it’s not good

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    2. Please, how do you preserve it Teejay?

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    3. In my own case here, I'm talking about dried pepper grinded. It stays up to a month and two for me. The one I'm using now was bought first week of January and it's still good. Maybe Pinky is talking about fresh pepper(liquid type)

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    4. Check the pepper again. There's something wrong with that pepper. If grinded, you will see some whitish stuff on top. There is something wrong with the pepper you bought, if it doesn't go bad at all, even after grinding it

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    5. Well dried grinded pepper hardly goes bad@14:27,if it's properly dried before grinding store in a container, nothing happens to it.

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    6. Ok if dried then that’s different
      If you dry it properly and grind, it can essentially last forever. I’ve never seen it grow any white thing which is mold. If that happens to yours it wasn’t well dried

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    7. Teejay by pepper he meant fresh tomatoes, fresh pepper and tatashy, shombo.

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    8. Obviously he meant fresh na. Who stores dry pepper in freezer? Hian

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  6. 🎡Miracle no dey tire Jesus 🎡
    Good afternoon everyone πŸ₯°

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  7. Sneaking in to say Hi.

    Howdy guys?? Have a great day ahead people!. @TeacherNk kedu? I get your shout outs . God bless you.

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    1. Hello Morgan πŸ‘‹πŸΏ

      Sluttychic.

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    2. Hiyaa😁😁
      Odinma MM, good to hear from you.

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    3. 🌚🌚
      Sneaking in to say it's good to "see" you... Small. Let's not forget the "small"πŸ₯±

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  8. Omoh! Nigeria needs help no be lie.
    They make things too stressful for people abeg, common census training na war. 8am-6pm in class no be moi-moi all in the name of census training.

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  9. Good afternoon Bvs
    No light since yesterday till about past1 today.
    No fuel,no battery,read a novel,tried to take a nap.
    Just glad the light is back.

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  10. Lol..
    So my protΓ©gΓ© and baby cousin don hot pass me oh..
    He was to take a girl on a date, the girl came with her friend without putting him on notice..
    Them order food and drinks enjoy..
    As they were about to leave, he paid for himself and the girl's friend, leaving the main date girl to sort her payments and left..

    This reminded me of some years ago when one girl, after telling me of what I should buy for her to come see me in my hotel room came with her friend.. na for her friend presence me begin move my motion for access to JerusalemπŸ™„πŸ™„,. She was now whispering "can't you see my friend is here",. I tell am say if her friend won join no p..

    We are making Kings fam🚢🚢

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    1. Chaiii so you're part of the "come and see me in my hotel room/ motion to enter Jerusalem geng" abi? It's ok, we're getting there.

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    2. Please guys, don't let anyone you don't know their sexuality, orientation, their reality, mental state. Tells you anything on how to treat a woman well or vice versa. Love is a beautiful thing, especially if you meet a good one. Please. Be nice, treat your partner with love and respect. What you don't like about each other, please communicate about it

      Don't let anyone advise you on how to live your life. Please

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    3. Boss, the guy didn't do well. I would have clear the bills and let my friend know what she did was wrong when we're alone if truly I love her.

      Some women who do this things do so not cos they want their friend to come and eat you. Some could be suffering from inferiority complex and want their girlfriend to give them courage to face a first date.

      What if the eatery had stopped him from going away without making complete payment? What if the girlfriend is the razz type that will stand up and kick against him excluding her own bills thereby creating scene?

      Honestly, some things are avoidable not cos we're stupid but to preserve our personality before public eyes.

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    4. @Sandy..

      Let me give you a background to the story.. I was in Lagos, lodged.. of course I told most of my friends I was around, I had limited time, can't see everyone, she said she'll come see me if I'll get her cold stone (she told me the flavours) and KFC.. she gave me conditions for her to come see me, plus I'll foot the tfare.. I gave my conditions too.. she now wanted to be fraudulent..
      Now, what do you have to say bout this?

      @14.33

      Lol.. hope all is well?
      If you like continue trying to do sharp practices, you'll jam someone like me or my couz one dayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      @Ezege..

      Kilode? You came back and have been running some SIMP movesπŸ€”πŸ€”.. I say your post was it yesterday.. saw it very late, wanted to draw your attention but said lemme sit back and keep watching..

      At your second paragraph, whether she wants to eat you or for courage, she was supposed to tell you before hand that she's bringing her friend, what if you have money just for 2?😏..

      At you third paragraph.. lol.. the eatery hold him? Na him chop the food? And at her being razz and making a scene.. I dey laff ohπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. people dey look face before them move mad.. create a scene that someone must pay for your food when you brought someone else to eat without informing him first? Do you know how much was on him?
      CEO, I bind every spirit of SIMPing in you.. be logical abeg

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    5. Hahahaha Boss Man. I greet you special. This your tackle damaged my shin guard I swear. 😁😁😁😁

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    6. TeeJay, the guy is even a gentleman for paying for her friend's own.
      He for discharge the two of them as soon as they arrive.

      If she creates a scene igbanyelu ya film okweta na ona eme.

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    7. @TEFLON

      No mind the babe.. all of them na student oh.. you come dey still carry your friend make Una go chop Una fellow student money..
      Is that not wickedness?

      That anon up there is talking about treating women with love and respect Asif the girls treated the guy with any.. where did I talk about disrespecting women? I'm talking about refusing to be played by fraudsters and you're talking about women.. are all women fraudsters? If the shoes doesn't fits you won't be painted..

      Anytime you talk about an evil a lady did, they'll just come and group every woman together that you're speaking against all,. You think that'll make me not to say whatever I want to say..

      Nonsense

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    8. Chike typing and supporting Dante after being on daddy duty all through the night and letting his wonderful queen get her beauty sleep. He will be rushing to the market to pick up some stuffs for his home after posting this comment.

      Anon 14:33, are you male or female? Blessed be the paps that gave thee suck... you have spoken well. Love is a beautiful thing, keep an open mind but don't be foolish and don't let people with unresolved issues put wrong ideas in your head.

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    9. Cheap men who are ready to turn tout on top of food, zero class or finesse.The head clown thinks it is by acting lousy and aggressive that makes him a non simp or whatever rubbish , anyway real men with dignity will not be led by such fallible and imperfect person

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  11. Stella, I noticed that time thing too, before you know it is sleep and small time is morning. The hours move so fast and the year is running like someone is running after it.

    Pinky, you need to define boundaries that will help you alot.

    I collected my PVC like two weeks now, very much ready to cast my vote next month. Please do not sit at home to complain about bad government when you have not collected your PVC. We need to vote for those we want and those we feel will give us what we want.

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    1. Noo, they should keep praying for a miracle when their weapon for a better Nigeria is in their hands.

      Good afternoon.

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    2. THey say that means you’re getting older

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  12. Pinky ,I'm pained on your behalf,but on the other note maybe she did something bad to it, you can never trust human being o,I've seen such cases. She should have told you ,ha pinky no o,I cant on freezer because of my unit instead of allowing your stiffs to spoil, she's a bad friend/ neighbor ,please give her long space,this might be a warning sign.

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    1. Whether something is in my freezer I switch it on.
      Pinky don't give her any edible thing to put in her freezer, be warned.

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    2. Btw, was it not the same neighbour that bagged into your house when you were naked?

      Give her distance o.

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  13. Good afternoon everyone.

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  14. Pinky why won't you let her know that her action spoilt your pepper? na wa ooo. This is wrong and a lesson to some good people. Some don't deserve that kindness you show them cos if the table should turn the other way, they may happily watch you die than offer help. God save us.

    Na wetin you cook today SDK? abi you never chop ni?

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    1. I would have opened the pepper before her and see her reaction. I'm not good with pretending especially when I don't trusted the person.

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  15. Over the weekend my daughter was given assignment to draw moon I gave her example if 🌜 her brother said it was wrong and supposed to be πŸŒ“ all my efforts proved wrong ,.this girl refused to draw my own until Sunday night and they insisted on πŸŒ“


    This boy made me look like an illiterate fa

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    1. Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ kids eh

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    3. All these children they grow up and start correcting our grammar. My 7 years old daughter when I talk and add "abi" she must correct me and she always looks angry when she does it.

      Me: you have not done your homework abi
      Daughter: Mom, it is not 'abi', it is 'right' ugh!
      She rolls her eyes and *looks upset*
      Now I am always careful to speak English in front of her and her brother.

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  16. Good Afternoon Neighbour's ❤❤

    @ Pinky stop giving her access to your things...

    We moveeeeee

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  17. Nigeria is a season of queue. Na queue get us this month to end of 2nd week of march.

    Sanwo olu how market? Side chick to bat. You dey fear debates. Shame to APC. May God help us to get it right this time
    People plenty wey need work but to go interview na problems.

    Pinky na so Una dey eat pepper? Una dey try oo. That woman no try at all. That's wickedness. That means Una units is not same as Lagos. You buy 64 units na four days be that for Lagos. Ibadan is cheaper than Lagos.

    Wonderful afternoon everyone

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  18. Good Afternoon Neighbour's ❤❤

    @ Pinky stop giving her access to your things...

    We moveeeeee

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  19. Stella God bless you for all you do, the kind of love in the new WhatsApp ehn, though I hardly comment there because I no know where to start,but I see genuine love, I will start commenting after the giveaway so e no go be like say na wetin make me cum be that. But that place is fun,I always read up every chat once I'm done for the day☺☺

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    1. Comrade i salute you. You know how we roll.

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    2. Love lives there......

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  20. Welcome IHN πŸ’œ
    Greetings everyone
    This sun too much

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  21. Last Monday in the month of January. I thank God for grace.

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  22. Poster for question for Eka Joy. I will be very honest with you, there's not a lot of money in Portugal in terms of salary and even worse if you don't speak PortuguΓͺs, it's even worse but I will try and highlight how we make it easy on ourselves here.

    Firstly, if u are two, like husband and wife being here together. Two incomes make life a lot better for people because at the end of the day, you pay for just one apartment.

    Then, most people here also do not go straight to living alone. As a single man, my husband and his friends rented an apartment so he ended up paying less and saving towards buying an apartment.

    Asides rent tho, cost of living is relatively cheaper than other good countries in Europe.

    If you have more specific questions, I'd be glad to answer.

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  23. I'm in love ooo, I swear I'm in love oh ha, una dey hear me now o, I say I'm in love oh,hmhm

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    1. Congratulations πŸ‘πŸ‘,Dante will not like this.

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    2. Congratulations darling πŸ’•πŸ’•. Love Is a beautiful thing and you deserve to love and be loved in return. I pray your love be returned in greater measure and may you have a happy ending

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    3. Nawaoo.. as I no fit win person heart πŸ™„ make I kukuma win soul for Christ. Repent relationship is a sin🀷‍♂️πŸ€”

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    4. I love love ♥️♥️♥️

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    5. Congratulations dear. Love is a beautiful thing. And you deserve to love and be loved. I pray your partner loves you in greater measure and you both have a happy ending. πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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  24. Pinky I think you should let her know how you feel especially let her know she should have told you guys on time that she won’t be putting the fridge on than allow it spoil.

    May Cut down on her access to your benevolence too, some people are only interested in what they can gain from others but never want to put in the slightest effort to render help in return.

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  25. Has someone ever given/gifted you something and because of that, you can never forget them? When using that thing their thoughts just come to your head and you smile.
    This expensive phone I am using with two sims to type right now was given to me by a wealthy family friend that got married and relocated with her husband abroad. She was even the one that introduced me to the SDK blog. Whenever I am typing like this I just remember her and pray for her. ☺

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    1. Yes, it does happen. Such is life. Enjoy your phone. Good you're grateful

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    2. Congratulations πŸŽ‰πŸ‘πŸŽ‰ my sister. I can relate on this phone thing as I know what it means to have a good phone. Been suffering this for awhile now and it's seriously affecting my biz. But hopefully will sort it out too.
      But As miracle no dey tire Jesus, Him fit do am for me like yours too. So I TAP INTO YOUR MIRACLE

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  26. Good afternoon folks no money, no light , no fuel what is going on in this country

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  27. You are not serious writer, I was reading with all my attention on how to become a pretend virgin hehehe

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  28. Good afternoon lovely people of sdk. Waiting patiently at the school gate of my kids.
    Am I being too over protective over my kids? I love doing the school runs myself.
    Kudos to me❤️

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  29. Good afternoon SDKville

    Pinky,some neighbours are not it.
    When she knew she couldn't help with freezing, she should have returned them.Please boundaries are so important.My neighbours pap is over 2weeks in my freezer,when she exhausts the one she has,she will come for it.

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  30. I just returned from Saturday chronicle,all una do well.
    Pinky stop giving that woman access to your home,make she dey her dey,aftoroh na she first do una.

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  31. See me reading the virginity post with serious attention.

    Pinky, that your neighbour didn't try at all. In this economy fa. She's a bad neighbour.

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  32. @ Pinky i think you should let her know abeg, which kind wickedness be that.

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  33. Good afternoon everyone 😊😊
    Pinky, please set boundaries

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  34. I can never keep what i will eat with anybody. Im very paranoid. I dont trust anybody. I dont even like any form of frienship with my neighbours. Its just greetings and i go my way.

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    1. Me too oh, no matter how close we are

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    2. My thought exactly,I can't keep what I'll eat with people. I don't trust people like.

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  35. It's been a very busy Monday. Someone sent a video of that accident at Ojuelegba to A WhatsApp group I belong. I can't seem to get that picture out of my mind.
    What a thin line between life and death. May God pls continue to protect us ... AmenπŸ™

    Cheers to a lovely day !

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  36. Good afternoon everyone.

    Pinky pls let her know that the pepper is spoilt and you threw it away. Also, don't keep what you will eat in your neighbours house again. Set boundaries with her.

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  37. Welcome IHN news. Riots in Benin City. Pinky, sorry about your pepper. Pls next time don't put anything eatable or accessable to neighbor freezer, no one is to be trusted ooh.
    Virgin poster welldone.

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  38. That neighbour isn't a good one, when she knew she couldn't help, why did she collect the pepper ?
    If i were you, i would've let her know immediately that i wasn't pleased with her , and will make sure i give her distance, because space won't be enough. My tolerant limit for rubbish is zero.

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  39. HELLO IN HOUSE NEWS Good afternoon SDK family. Bv. Pinky just set boundaries. That virgin joke really made my day, please vote wisely.

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  40. A beautiful day folks.
    Pinky, please set boundaries abeg,I relate with my neighbor but not to that extent.
    Infact,I have a neighbor who's always around and my other neighbors Keep their children with her.
    Whenever I'm going on my business runs, I'd rather keep them in an after-school close to my house because I know I'm paying for the service.

    All those borrow me salt,maggi, blender that people do,I don't do it o and that doesn't mean that we relate well.

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  41. Pinky. Like one person said up there, tell her that the pepper got spoilt and ask her why she didn't tell you that she does not switch on her freezer. Let her see your anger. Next time, boil the excess pepper till the water is dried. Add a little vegetable oil while boiling and keep in a cool place in your kitchen. Put oil at the top too before storing it. Warm it every few days, it won't spoil.
    Also, when next she comes to use any of your gadgets, carry it and give her to her and tell her to go and use it in her house and bring it , that you are managing your light now. You and wify should start withdrawing yourselves from her.

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