I found this piece somewhat funny...
Did you know that some Animals lost their lives at the just concluded elections in Nigeria?
On election day, some cultists dressed in complete secret society habiliments were seen in Ikeja shouting “Agan o, Agan o” and warning non-indigenes not to vote foolishly. In Oyo state, members of a syncretic church were also shown raining incantations on a small ram and praying that Senator Teslim Folarin must win the Oyo State Gubernatorial election. Folarin did not win.
I believe the remains of that ram ended up in the bellies of the Pastors. Only God knows how many animals lost their lives at ritual conclaves because Nigeria held an election in 2023.''
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ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dr Abati is so hilarious but you can't take away his candour on issues....I love how he calls his colleague's name on Arise TV ''OJY OKPEEEEEE''
ReplyDeleteThat his calling looks so fake
Deleteheheheheheeee. Nigeria elections are usually babaric. Don't even know the perfect word to use... So terible all round. Terible INEC, Terible government, Terible Political Parties, Terible ignorant youths who don't even know that they are more powerful than the people vying for positions, stealing away their precious destinies
ReplyDeleteIt is because the typical Nigerian is a terrible person or Nigerians are majorly terrible as a people. Of course, there are exceptions but they are clearly in the minority.
DeleteNo vex o.
I am a Nigerian. I have lived in Nigeria all my life.
I gather all the curses /negative pronouncements against the Igbos and return them back to the sender in multiple folds in Jesus name Amen 🔥. For the bible says, no enchantment against us, no divination against us!
ReplyDeleteA resounding Amen , dear, they are mad
DeleteThe prayer is not even necessary, they are the ones going about shops of the Igbos begging for alms every time, while most of their sons and daughters are sales girls and boys. Their laziness and jealousy won't allow them breath.
DeleteAnon 12:34 and her ilk need to stop calling a whole ethnic group “lazy”! Enough of the tantrums because the least qualified candidate lost in Lagos. Since he is a lagosian why are some so bitter he lost if not their language connectionn? We voted PO during presidential in Lagos! This is nothing but entitlement! Abusing all Yorubas as lazy? Only yorubas are beggars or all yorubas are begging from your ethnicity? It is uncalled for. This is not the first election in Nigeria and ALL 3 parties rigged to different extents. Saints did not come marching in to form LP from heaven. They were ALL in PDP or APC until 11 months ago! He lost Lagos Gov because many PO voters didn’t see him as more or even equally competent as the person he is trying to replace. Fela sang about election malpractice over forty years ago so let’s not start a tribal war that only arms dealers in the western countries benefit from. There is no statistical backing to the myth that one ethnicity has more money than the other, it’s like assuming the flashy GOs have more money than Adeboye just because he doesn’t throw his weight around. The richest people on earth are not necessarily traders or importers of goods from other nations, they are manufacturers in the formal sector! Let the tantrums and generalized insults stop! You don’t know the aggregate bank accounts of each ethnic group!
Delete😂😂😂suya and fried meat galore.
ReplyDeleteOni agbara ooo
I saw video of a mad man eating the goat head pepper soup they dropped at one corner with relish. Those things are not potent, they would have allowed the election to happen normally without using force on people so that we can calculate how far
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DeleteSad that he would have won even if by a slim margin. But he allowed them to taint his victory. Now, he has found his voice after keeping quiet during the acts. Pity.
This election eh, the last, the last has not been heard about it. This is just the beginning.
DeleteI saw video of the delta APC gubernatorial candidate, dancing "Igbe" at an Igbe shrine. I never knew people still practice Igbe . Even with that he still didn't win.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...igbe still dey exist? I remember as children,when these people sacrifice fanta and goats in the rivers,ogwanja boys will dive and collect them and eat and drink to their fill..some of those guys are still alive and running streets ooo..nothing do them..
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