I Hail Ooooooo......
IN HOUSE MEMO
I salute everybody......How una dey? I dey OK
BV Milkshakes I think you owe BV Apples Of Gods eye an apology cos she has indeed mailed me to show me her day Job and i posted it without attaching her ID...This was the reason i did not tag the IDs to the giveaway updates i posted to avoid trolling....She might be a fake or a scam but i have not seen that yet....
It is easy to throw accusations because sometimes people may look fake when they are not or guilty when they are innocent.
BV Shootergal is telling me to be careful of you, how do you feel about that? Remember that we have five fingers, and when you point one, check the other four........Think about it....
The four BVs i listed for the 100k giveaway should send their account details and proof that they were selected to chimond81@gmail.com
The last BV that sent me a comprehensive list of all the giveaway names, should please resend it, i go dash you something....
Have a blessed woman crush Wednesday....
ENGLISH VS PIDGIN
English: If Theo walks at night, Theo might get lost.
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS.
English: It will take a while before Dan arrives.
Pidgin: Dangote
English: Jason started it..
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM
English : It's Ramsey that knows her.
Pidgin: Na Ramsey Noah
ENGLISH: Are u Videoing it.
PIGIN: U DAVIDO am.
ENGLISH: Olamide is bad.
PIGIN: Olamide Baddoo.
ENGLISH: How did u know.
PIGIN: How u Tekno.
ENGLISH: He Might Know.
PIGIN: He Phyno.
ENGLISH: I thought he was a girl, but he was a boy.
PIGIN: I think say na Girl, Burna Boy.
ENGLISH: The Song Belongs to Sam.
PIGIN: Na SamSung.
ENGLISH: It's David that baked it.
PIGIN: Na David Beckham.
ENGLISH: Selena will fart.
PIGIN: Selena Gomez.
ENGLISH: Their Belly.
PIGIN: Dembele.
ENGLISH: John is Weak.
PIGIN: John Wick.
ENGLISH: Roberto's car got lost.
PIGIN: Roberto Carlos.
ENGLISH: He went to see Linda.
PIGIN: He go Cylinder.
ENGLISH: It wasn't Me, It was Ruth.
PIGIN: No be Me, Naruto.
ENGLISH: I don't care.
PIGIN: I Nokia.
ENGLISH: How did u know that I told him to knock your head??.
PIGIN: How u Tecno say Itel am make Im Nokia head?
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FROM TUESDAY CHRONICLES
I’m the poster, his best friend has spoken to him to leave the area for my convenience too….he insisted he’d stay in the area but we’d rather go for a room self con(one room, kitchen and toilet) for 350-400k per annum instead of getting a standard mini flat in another area for less or same amount..….he’s hellbent on staying in this community!
His friend told him he doesn’t even buy the idea of the a room self con cause there still won’t be much privacy, no space for chair, visitors will Have to sit on our bed, our loads will be exposed and it will eventually get tight cause of baby loads and being that houses of these days are very small, but he won’t listen!
If only he’d leave that area, I’ll gladly be supporting him with rent cause of his t-fare.
I’m tired!
FROM TUESDAY CHRONICLES
I’m the poster, his best friend has spoken to him to leave the area for my convenience too….he insisted he’d stay in the area but we’d rather go for a room self con(one room, kitchen and toilet) for 350-400k per annum instead of getting a standard mini flat in another area for less or same amount..….he’s hellbent on staying in this community!
His friend told him he doesn’t even buy the idea of the a room self con cause there still won’t be much privacy, no space for chair, visitors will Have to sit on our bed, our loads will be exposed and it will eventually get tight cause of baby loads and being that houses of these days are very small, but he won’t listen!
If only he’d leave that area, I’ll gladly be supporting him with rent cause of his t-fare.
I’m tired!
Madam i have told you to use that money to go and rent a flat somewhere else, when that rent expires he will move in with you, right now that baby should be your major concern.....Please move into a place that gives you peace of mind cos you will need that peace when the baby comes oh....You will understand after you birth your baby.....#I wish you all the best
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I appreciate you guys on your kind words on me earlier this morning on Spontaneous post. Thanks to you all. I feel loved and cared from you all.
ReplyDeleteAnon, on that post.
I'm still living in one room face me and face you house oo. I no kill person na. Na money I never get. When my level change, I will upgrade to self contain and from there to flats. Who knows from there, I might even buy a land and build on or even buy an already built mansion. Make you no vex again you hear.
Good Afternoon Guys.
Giveaway brought you out from your sabbatical leave on the blog. This minute you're doing well, the next you're struggling to survive. Stop trying to live above your means that's how you project yourself here. Someone doing so well whereas you're still not stable.
DeleteThat's the spirit bro!
DeleteYou still live in one room face me I slap you house after all you do say on here. Is better to just remain neutral than contradict yourself
Deleteπππ
DeleteFair Lady, leave me hand ooo. Make I enjoy my face me I slap you hut. Abi no be humans dey live in it?
@Fair lady, calm down, I'm sure Teejay knows what he's doing. He's only dancing to the tune of the anon thereby telling him/her what he he/she wants to her
DeleteLife na jeje o.
DeleteMadam chronicle, travel to your parent's house when due. Leave him for now but be praying for him.
Them say dey wan do protest/rally to support Palestine for Kano. Kano bvs make una be careful on Friday.
God bless and protect us. Amen
Ezege. πππ€π
Delete@Fair lady I'm sure Teejay gave that answer to get people like you satisfied.
DeleteSo Fair Lady, you can't read between the lines? Wonder!π£
DeleteNa wa, with all you motivational talks about how you make close to millions on each job you get, I no believe say na face me I slap you level you still dey. Meanwhile, you were chiding the yesterday's chronicle poster about agreeing to marry a man living in a face me, I face you apartment when you are no better.
DeleteAnyway, with this trolling, Stella go dash you something, since na people wey dem troll she dey like give something.
Anon, apple, Jazmin and the rest, so you actually believe what people type on here? Do you know him in real life to really know how his life is? People project the image they want you to see on social media. Read and pass so that you don't get scammed like MM did to bvs.
Deleteπ I like the English/Pidgin stuff.
DeleteThis midday for you and all yours...
ReplyDeleteMay mercy speak loudly over judgment in your defence over every accusation raised against you...
May the Lord vindicate you and silence every accusing tongue assigned against you...
In Jesus Christ Mighty Name. Amen.
Blessed and exciting day, I wish you!!!
Amen
DeleteAmen
DeleteAmennn!!
DeleteAmen
DeleteAmen and Amen π
DeleteAmen
DeleteWhether face me I slap you or face me I face your house e no concern any person because na where give am joy for now. If e too pain anybody make e go jam bridge or change for am abeg leave Teejay
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeletegood afternoon and happy INH.
DeleteCongratulations to all recipients. It will get better
Afternoon good too
DeleteAm I the first ?
ReplyDeleteTry again tomorrow
DeleteNo you're not
DeleteTry Next time....
DeleteThe time was small
DeleteTimless
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DeleteNo
DeleteTry again later, thank you.
DeleteFacial Beauty is an essential condiment in life. If you have physical beauty and nice body features to fit, you can easily get people attracted to you. If you add good fashion sense with a touch of humor, you will be amazed at the way people will treat you.
ReplyDeleteEven if you lack money, your first appearance will be the criteria to judge you.
Traders will call huge price tag and will tease you when you price low according to your pocket. π
This applies to both Gender.
Pretty Privilege is real π―
DeleteStella I sent my chronicle to your email and I didn't get any response from you
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteLovely day ahead π
Holla darling π
DeleteThe pidgin compilation is goooooooooood I love it π π
Afternoon, dear.ππ
DeleteAfternoon dear
DeleteGood afternoon π
DeleteWhen we hang on to things that God tells us to leave, it always causes a problem. The longer you stay, the more difficult it’s going to be. The problem is that there’s no blessing on what God told us to leave. There’s no grace on what we were supposed to walk away from.
ReplyDeleteJoel Osteen
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DeleteI'm confused here.π²
Deleteπ
Deletei hail everybody !!!
ReplyDeletegoodafernoon!!!!
thieves stole some wires from our area transformer for over a month now. We have been in darkness plus this weather, such terrible combination!!!!!
Our own na transformer spoil, going to a month now. Squeeze cloths, no fuel to waste for gen. E go better.
DeleteIt's well..
DeleteVery terrible stuff.
DeleteApt signout meme. Loveeeeee the play of words
ReplyDeleteWhen will this phase pass Abeg? My daughter is in that phase where they want to pick out their outfits by themselves. It was cute at first but now it’s getting frustrating. The worst part is that she will not even choose a befitting cloth. It’s either her sister’s clothes or the ones that are not suitable for the weather. There was one day she made me squeeze her into her 6 months old sister’s jacket (even Vanessa don outgrow am sef) and we went out with it like that under hot sun.
ReplyDeleteWetin concern me. Na the papa i pity sef with the every morning struggle of dressing her for crΓ¨che. My own na to dress my adorable, kind and gentle 6 months old π
You have to insist in a mild way and if she refuses,you form malice.πππ
DeleteI think what you can do to ease this is to rearrange her closet to what you’d like her to wear and also weather appropriate clothings so this way when she makes a pick it would fall under what you hope she’d wear .
DeleteLol..
DeleteMake I still dey enjoy my single life fess abeg
My nephew was like that ooo, he would want to wear only one worn out blue shirt every day, his mum was so frustrated and the way he will crying if does not wear it eeh. The dad will just have to wear him.
DeleteOne day the mum, decided to beat him and burn the shirt. He now stopped. Kids and wahala. His sister has bathing time, another case. If you don't bath her when she wants, then forget it.
That's is children for you, some years coming, she will get over this phase. Be patience for her
DeleteBoss,
DeleteE sure say enjoyment dey even for the single life so?
Rearrange her closet dear, even your lovely adorable will soon start behaving like her too. Good to have you back.
DeleteJoy, you have to firmly control her from now. Don't say she is still small, she will outgrow that stage, NO. Pick what is suitable for her and insist she wears that. It is from small that you start affirming your words so that they don't grow to be rebellious. My daughter, I still pick her clothes if she picks the wrong ones, no resistance.
DeleteGradually it will pass
DeleteAllow that girl to do ajeh oo.π
DeleteShooter girl is very very right you need to be careful .
ReplyDeleteThis person in question is also guilty this same person has trolled the blog owner done all sorts but a well meaning bv still interceded on this person’s behalf but we are always quick to forget .
We are on the look out because we care about the blog and the blog owner .
Don't drown the person that taught you how to swim can also mean dont bite the fingers that taught you how to fish.✌
ReplyDeleteThe emergency celeb very dark man is collecting wotowoto on twitter. E reach davido turn he shift goal post.π
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteIhn is here
Mrs Stella weldone. Been married to a difficult man is frustrating.
ReplyDeleteSunny day at my side here. Na God's hand we dey for this country so . Prices of things are just skyrocketing, don't think I have experienced this type of season before.
ReplyDeleteIs it because of the dollar rate? Very soon, we will be buying things in millions if care is not taken
Agbado regime. The heat is getting to everybody. I don’t complain anymore.
DeleteSluttychic.
See me wey for don marry since Buhari government come even born finish before this dollar come reach this level e dey now. Wetin I want come tell my mama say na be the problem now.
DeleteNo light o! It's really tiring.
DeleteFuel not affordable and no light Everytime.
This regime come to suck our blood, but God pass them.π
wetin we weh noh get millions go talk nah? millionaire man deh complain ni oh.hah
DeleteThar means we are really enjoying here. There is at least 15 hours of light
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteThe person that compiled that English vs pidgin is creative. Good job.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon blogfam.
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon.
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN!
Seems like the last person to enter he'll fire from Lagos is still dragging with the doorkeeper that he is at the wrong gate. He should do and close the door please.
ReplyDeleteHeat π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯.
Good afternoon beautiful people π π π..
Raining in Port Harcourt now. Everywhere so cold.
DeleteCongratulations to the 100k recipients.
ReplyDeleteBv Fidel I hope you are fine. Please take good care of yourself ok? May God comfort you and your family.
I miss her so much.
DeleteMay God continue to uphold her. Amen.ππ€π
Chronicle poster after all the epistles I and others typed you are still saying this?
ReplyDeleteMadam suit yourself ooo.
You didn't need our advice. Just looking for who will validate your already made decision.
Good luck.
Hf_beddings 09072300391
Only few of them take our advice on Chronicles
DeleteSwears I remember one lady stella tried to help that her husband was abusing that went back to her husband?
DeleteI've forgotten her name, who knows what later became of her!
No her blog is then was Flora Okwosa. I hope she’s better now.
DeleteEezi
Good afternoon fam
ReplyDeleteTheophilus π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ Those pigin really keeps me smiling at this time of the day.
ReplyDeleteEveryone, enjoy the rest of the dayπΉ❤️
That Theophilus na correct. Hahahahah
DeleteHello good afternoon blog family thank God for another new week hope all is well? Stella pls don't forget me for the business giveaway I sell plantain in bunch and retail price, but I don't have money to buy like before I only buy the one I roast for bully
ReplyDeleteHello Fidel
ReplyDeleteYou’ve been in thoughts and prayers . You’re highly loved and missed .
Wishing you all the best .
There are a lot of bvs that might not be commenting due to various reasons , whether we mention your name or not you’re highly valued and missed .
Stella as they are resending the list to you, let the person point out the ones that are URL/emergency blog IDs o. New URLs were many on the post.
DeleteWhatever your hands find to do, don't with all that might. Good afternoon lovely BVs.
ReplyDeleteI mistakenly posted a thank you message to chilove Peter under a comment that wasn't mine at IHN yesterday.
Whatever your hands find to do, do it with all thy might
DeleteGood afternoon people.
ReplyDeleteThe compiler of English vs Pidgin is a legend ooo.
Good afternoon SDK and BVs. God bless you SDK and Angel Koof. Very sunny day here.
ReplyDeleteTuesday chronicle poster, I agree to what Stella said. If you have the money, get a comfy apartment at your choice area and have peace of mind first considering that you are preggy. If he wants to move in with u, good and fine. I don't like selfish men who don't consider the well-being of their partners.
ReplyDeleteYou are not making an outrageous demand. You and his unborn child should be his first priority.
Good afternoon beautiful people.
Good afternoon Stella and everyone
ReplyDeleteIt's woman crush Wednesday and I am crushing on my self and all the strong women on this great blog and all over the world.
Without women, the world will be uninteresting and bitter for the menfolk and you men need to appreciate the women always
Shout-out to my darling BV Paris Savannah and other strong and powerful women on this blog, catch my kisses π πand hugs π€
Mwah Boo ππππ
DeleteGOOD AFTERNOON MY SDK FAMILY
ReplyDeleteSunny day. May God bless us all. πππ
Good Afternoon Beautiful People ♥️
ReplyDeleteMon Cheri ❤️❤️ good to have you back! I miss you π
DeleteMadam yesterday poster, at least your husband has shifted ground and has agreed to get a room self contain which is better than where you share toilet,you too shift ground small. Just try get another shop close to the new place with little or no transport fare.
ReplyDeleteFor now no need of unnecessary load and unnecessary visitors. Manage whatever he has at least provided for now, after all the friend won't give him money to rent house, leave out what people will say. Marriage is also about compromise. It will get better.
Setting up a business it's not a decision to be made in haste, if the present place is not befitting. you can temporarily move in with your parent till after delivery to reduce influx of people coming over to celebrate with the family. She's pressuring for more space because the present one doesn't fit her and low to her expectations, dear sister desperate times needs desperate measures
DeleteThank you.
DeleteSome people who were raised 5in a room will be here blasting the husband.
Whatever gain they will get in living far away from his workplace will be eaten up by work related transport stress and fares.
Poster start with the room self contained. With time and increased income, you both will move up.
Good afternoon lovelies
ReplyDeleteChronicle poster but that your husband is very stubborn sha, haha
Put you and your baby first do what will make live comfortable for you Nigeria is already tough don't compound your situation
Good Afternoon Blog Fam πππ
ReplyDeleteOff to Gmail…
That Pidgin compiler brain Dey work wella…
Never bite the Hands that feeds/fed you
Right behind you ooππΌ♀️ππΌ♀️ππΌ♀️
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DeleteOya oooo π♀️π♀️π♀️π♀️π♀️πͺπͺπͺ
DeleteGood Afternoon Neighbour's ✌π» π ✌π»
ReplyDeleteBlog visitor Morayo,How's your dad doing.
My greetings.
Congratulations to all the business giveaway recipients.
God bless you Stella and Angel Koof..
It is well Fidel Nwanyioma.
Jehovah is your strength πͺ ✨ ❤
And why will you want to be helping him with transport.? As what? The husband that you are? While he will be d wife?
ReplyDeleteHow hard Is it for you to allow him be d man?
Why must he follow or obey what you say? Why must it be your way?
Why not allow him leaen from his experience ?
You were comfortable to live in one room with him so far, sharing toilet with tenants, and he is upgrading to self con, then you suddenly remembered it will be too tight? Isn't it tight now?
You just want him to so what tou want. He is a man your husband and not tour pepper.
If ΓΎou think goue idea is perfect, pray to Gid about it and stop forcing him to it.
Finally, you obviously want to be a financial voice in that marriage. Just so you know, it won't make him bend for you.
So frolicking.
Hf_beddings
No harm if a woman contribute financially or even split bills. But just as women dislike providing commanding husbands, so do men dislike contributing commanding wives.
DeleteBy the way, a lot of women fully contribute to their family welfare more than is reported
A earning wife who does not contribute to let her children have the fullness of what the joint family income can give the children may be called just less than wicked.
Anon 15:15 pls read her chronicle of yesterday to understand where I'm coming from.
DeleteHf_beddings
This English v pigdin is very,see me smiling all through. The person that thought of it really tried.
ReplyDeleteIt takes creativity.
Madam chronicle your husband stubborn o.
Na wa. He isn't even considering the arrival of your baby.
Na una sabi o.
Ihn....... That English versus pidgin eeh, na who smart go fit compile am.. make i try....."" Come have a seat..."Sea Don".
ReplyDeleteChronicle.... Living apart at this beginning and seeing him as a difficult man won't be easy, still talk to him and pray all about it.
It can only be God! Omo, no matter what you're passing through, hold Baba God! E get why.
ReplyDeleteWhere I wan begin talk sef? Sometimes like this ehh, I go wan explain myself but words go failed me.
If no be say life happened, shey small pikin go dey tell 32 year old woman say e no get wetin e dey do. May be he thinks say I dey early 20s like him or jobless.
Any how, I forgive him. No be me he mocked, na God.
Abi na the one that opened mouth waarhh! Why I no drink garri, you no even know whether I get eyes problem. Shey I no dey tire to drink garri ni? SMH! Was tempted to pray for you to drink garri for the rest of your life, but why would I do that when God is already fighting my battle both fiscally and spiritually.
The way I dey now ehh, even person Slap me, I no go even talk. Because many things are being done in my life since few days now that I don't even know how God take do am. So Oluwa is involved in my life π!
Stella, thank you for forgiving me. May God forgive your own sins and bless you and yours for the rest of your days.
Angel Koof, again, words failed me, I wish I have another thing to say to you other than God bless you. For all the help you've given to strangers like us, God bless you π.
My angel Tangerine, God is still on your matter.π
To my people here, it's all good and fun. We Tanda for here January to December, no leave no transfer π!
Lastly but not the least, I can be many things but can never be fake. God forbid!
Abu m nnwa Chineke. Forget the cruise here.
Omo, my battery almost made me not to open blog today o. Devil, you're a liar!
Thank you, thank you, thank you Jesus Christ!!ππππ☺️ππ₯°ππ€©π€πππππππππ€Έπ€Έπ€Έ
And here you were making fun of Taiwo Oyebanjo and dbanj when you had no idea what happened to their marriage. Learn to be a good person, it cost nothing.
DeleteKING XOXO MYSTERY
I'm happy for you my sister. Your path to breakthrough have begun.
DeleteMay God bless your helper and Stella for remembering you.
Congratulations to you Apple. Next time, say what you do with pride, no one will mock you, even if they do, the joke would be on them. If you had said your business since, milkshakes and the rest would not have a field day on your case.
DeleteNothing do you, carry your market on head like gala, you never can tell if you can even get a customer here o. Congratulations once again, may the money double in your hands
Delete@XOXo, I still stands by my words, which is to let the father see his kids! If that makes me a bad person, that's your problem, not mine.
DeleteNo be all of us get Man problem or hate men. Learn to be neutral when it comes to issues whether na man matter or woman, say the truth and shame the devil.π
@ honey dear, I have been on this blog for years so I know better.
Human being can be mean! Did you not see one this morning telling Game mistress to "mind her Okirika business"? Was that a compliment?
Why do you think some people stopped commenting after collecting giveaway? Some where just passing by, while others stopped because of shame for trolling them.
Money wey no be their own o, even the owner of the Blog they insulted and mocked forgave them and still dash them money and even employed them. Yet... Abegi!π€―
@ Ezege, thank you so much. God bless you.π
Thanks@ Game mistress.π
DeleteMay God bless your own hustle, dear.π
Don’t be ashamed of whatever that pays your bill.
DeleteI remember when I started, posted it on my WhatsApp Status , A guy told me it’s too demeaning.
I smiled at him, if I ask him for money now, He will tag it whatever he deems fit.
LIFE
Congrats Apple❤️
DeleteSelf con for you and husbandman and baby on the way too.pls once in a while guessπ€?is ok
ReplyDeleteApologies to the person involved
ReplyDeleteShootergal warning you to be careful of me for wanting answers like the Anons?
I am doing my work diligently and someone is there warning the blog owner about me?
Do you know me from anywhere apart from this blog?
Respect yourself and steer clear, Shooter
I am all positive energy and of course, you aren't needed anywhere close
Stellzy, tell her to warn herself please
Good afternoon to y'all keeping it real on here
PRIDE GOES BEFORE A FALL.
DeleteIt’s even best not to apologize than this thing you wrote up there
DeleteVery prideful being π₯±
DeleteMilkshakes, mannnnn, you reek of pride, let it not be your downfall, because what the heck is that apology up there? abi apple no get name??
DeleteYou see this Milkshakes and Apple of God's own eyes, they are the same thing in character.
DeleteApple is a fanatic obidient who mocks Apcians and BAT babies, rejoices when something goes wrong in BAT's government or with BAT himself , proud and arrogant.
Milkshakes is a BAT baby who mocks and gaslights obidients, proud and arrogant.
They are both cut from the same cloth, nobody should support any of them, dem fit each other.
@ medussa, does this thing you wrote up thereππ made any sense to you? How does this even relate with the issue on the ground?
DeleteHow old are you, please?
What does this got to do with political party?
E get some people wey you no fit see me respond to their comments, no matter, no matter the topic.
Sense of reasoning and IQ matters to me a lot.
Please, in the future, do well to skip my matter or anything that concerns me, Biko.π€―
DeleteGiveaway Chronicles:
We have the Monitoring spirit ,monitoring those that deserve the giveaway and those that do not deserve it.
The Giveaway Advisor Nowamagbe that advises Stella to be careful of others .
The Giveaway FBI that monitors those that have gotten twice or more
The Giveaway trolls:They go under anon to troll themselves in order to garner pity and be noticed .
The Giveaway recipient attackers: They attack those that were favoured to receive the giveaway by constantly trolling them.
Milkshake and Apple, you both re amongst my favorites here, make una nor quarrel again o
May God come through for you all so you won't need to be fighting yourselves over giveaways.
Dear Chronicle poster, please manage with your husband in the self-contained apartment. You and your baby will be fine. All fingers are not equal. Going out to rent another for yourself might cause huge problems in your marriage. Keep praying for financial upliftment and for God to soften his heart towards you. God bless you.
ReplyDeletePoster, never borrow money from your family nor stand as a guarantor to your husband as long as his he doesn't change his financial management.
DeleteGood afternoon Everyone, I don screenshot to post in my status " Don't drown the person that taught you how to swim". Thank you Stella
ReplyDeleteBeautiful day
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon π
Fidel, you're missed on here. Wherever you are, may God be with you, uphold you and strengthen you through this phase. Remain strong, mummy Andre.
ReplyDeleteMy Airtel network is good to me this afternoon and I have fully charged phone today, so make I dey comment dey go
ReplyDeleteOur transformer spoiled for over two months ago, any where I see light or where dem on generator, I go run like headless chicken go put my phone, even if nah one bar e charged, I go dey manage am and dey look for another place wey I go charge again. E no easy for Ezekiel abeg.
Make I face my cutting assignment wey madam give me before she comes back πΆ
it is not easy ohhh,light wahala
Deleteairtel have been better for two days now
Be careful, some generators do spoil phones, also, some phone thieves watch people who plug their phones and then steal the the phones
Deleteππππ @ headless chicken.
DeleteMy power bank just stopped working all of a sudden.
No light, can't charge with lower bank. I just tire
Stella I sent you my chronicle but it's as if you didn't see it
ReplyDeleteResend it please
DeleteResend the chronicle to sdimokokorkus@gmail.com
DeleteWho wants eba abi garri and beniseed soup?
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteMiss H
Good afternoon blog visitors
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon i hope our day is going as splendid as expected. 1k to use spoil yourself now and person dey laugh, laugh all u care Nigeria is hard men lol
ReplyDeleteIs a 23 year old too young for marriage?
ReplyDeleteI'll send in my chronicle this weekend.
no
DeleteGood afternoon everyone,
ReplyDeleteOmor no light since 2 days now,just manage to power my phone. Greetings house. Cloudy, cold weather
ReplyDeleteCongratulations once again Apple of God's own eyes, it can only be God. Thanks to your angels.
ReplyDeleteThe sun is scorching, umbrella to the rescue. There are fewer cars on the roads these days, traffic jams are lesser too. An outcome of the fuel subsidy removal.
Bvs of those years, where una dey? a few names crossed my mind:
ReplyDeletePortable Viv, Lafresh, Amacastel , Rosie and kids, Fruitilicious(Stella's friend that relocated from Nigeria), Tetrina diaries, Mammie (she named her child Hazard), Jayem and Enigma (the two fighting Benin neighbours who continued their fight in Italy π€£), Chummychocho, Nwaeliza1, Lady bug(the blog bug), Ideato babe( of the staff bus fame) Chysugar(the makeup babe), Chi exotic, Sandy Yo, Nwakibe(Sandy yo's friend), Ibukunoluwa, Fab mum, Emjay, Charismatic diva, General's wife, Bloglord, Rolex Chick, etc
The list is very long, I can mention 100 old bvs that have stopped commenting.
Rodah ( Port Harcourt bv )
DeleteYou tried bv Honey. Some of them are still here but with other names.
DeleteBv vice and virtue that was depressed and suicidal in abroad, hope you are fine.
Bv Omoyen that was lonely in abroad, how are you?
Bv Thelma's cakes, Cynthia Iyede's friend, how are you?
Rhoda Rex how are you?
Richbee how are you?
La effizee how are you?
Bee10 how are you?
Nwamaka how are you?
Bv Salt how are you?
Danny young, how are you and your sister Victoria?
Bv Villager? Bv David baller of Portharcourt? Bv James?
Too numerous to mention.
Lol..we know wetin you dey try do o. You don go old post go dey copy names ba
DeleteChikito, Isabella, Mrs E, tear bra tea pants π€£π€£
DeleteHave forgotten the name of that babe wey follow for people wey Mark morgan scammed. Ever since then she stopped commenting. Oh how I loved that Chic ehh.π
16:24, you have to be an old bv that knows these names before you can mention them.
DeleteIf you go to old posts, most of these names are not there anymore, some have changed to other names while others have changed to "Unknown". Meaning that they have been deleted.
You can try it and see. I did and saw changes. E.g Rhoda Rex changed to Rhoda Rita ogbebor, bv Ed changed to Edna or so, Olori Orente changed to Love and Light, bv Falcon that opened plenty ids that time changed them to different kind of things. It was the replies under their comments that made me know their former names cos people mentioned them.
Honey is an old bv, check her profile, same thing with Ostrich. I remember seeing their names inside in house gist comment section back then.
Anon what am I trying to do?π
DeleteNo just carry your ijogbon come my side, if you don't know anything, ask questions.
Maybe you should check my profile, I've been here since 2014, got my blog id in 2015 and I read the blog always, so tell me how I won't know all these people and the drama that surrounded some of them?
Abi you just wan talk? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Apple is it Snarker? The one that got 10k birthday gift from Mark M, he did not scam her o, she got money from him and even promised to return it when bvs attacked her. But she disappeared. I loved her comments too. She reminded me of Chikito.
DeleteTo think I know mist if these names, I Don old small for this place too.
DeleteI miss chi exotic, swag lafresh, doppelganger , chikitoooooo, tetrina, and some names I can't even remember right now.
There's this queen of sarcasm that was here about 3 years ago too, forgotten her name, Miss A that loves fruits who got divorced and then remarried like 2 years ago too?
I Don see my blog mates. Have been here for almost a decade. I enjoyed the ndα» nne kedu ije Group. Sparkle jewelry too.
DeleteHoney, yes! Snarker. I loved her like kilode without even knowing her in person.π
DeleteI remember Ghana man too. The general's wife. What of Queen and boss of this blog? And the one that usually write long epistles exposing people.
DeleteE don tey sha.
yesterday chronicle poster manage the self con for now since oga has decided to move you out of face me and i slap you apartment. Please no need to go rent any apartment cos he will be feeling that you have plenty money and don't want to be submissive to him. Relax and allow him be the man in your home, even if you have the money to pay for two bedroom just free him and stay put.
ReplyDeleteIf the self con if not okay for you once you are close to your day just find a way to scope him and move in with your mum. Stay with your mum and put to birth, stay there for a while and return back to continue with him. Never bring up this apartment topic again except he brings it up with you.
There are at least 7 people in the world who look exactly like you. There is 30% to meet one of them in your lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI have met 2 so far,one is my childhood friend ππ
DeleteI have met 1 so far.
DeleteVery simple and short in house news ..
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh
Lol..
ReplyDeleteBut me sef get my own for body..
I just remembered something that happened the some years back in lag, so this babe came to see me in the hotel I was lodged, but had to rush off for an interview and promised to make it up when she comes the next day..
Na so next day reach, she go carry her friend come without telling me first..
As them dey drink my black bullet for fridge, na so I ask am whether she bring her friend for 3 some, she begin talk plenty, "Dante what does that mean, how can you say such bla bla bla"
Omo, na so I commot phone control another babe sharply oh.. time wait for no manπ, she come dey ask, this one you called a lady to come, should I still stay.. AHH see question, I tell am say she can stay and watch Lol..
Na so she tell her friend say make them dey bounce..
Them come go downstairs go sit for the open bar, buy pepper soup and drink, them no know say I see them, them won see the babe wey I invite, how she go look..
Na so the next day she come dey call me say make she come, me wey don already call reception say I dey check out by 12..
Who has time to be wasting, the thing wey been pain me be say I been go logde for that area because of the babe, she was even the one that gave me the names of hotel to choose from.. she won come waste my time, after wasting my money..
Nne ehn side eyez at kelvππ
Why are you telling us all this??? You bin dey carry amotekun and hoelosho, there's no wonder you think every lady is like them. Coming here to verbally assault all ladies when you can't even measure up to most of them or roll with them is actually laughable. From the stories you've been dropping all day, it is obvious how your mentality got screwed.
DeleteNext time you're aggravated, please direct your words/insults to the right people.
May God send you a Jada ,that will smitten you
DeleteIkwakwakwakwawkakwakwa! Nne na wa o! Person don control u dey ask if make u wait? π u for lash the otele make she dey watch, efulefu Bad Bishes π₯²π
DeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Lol.. OmoT
DeleteBoth ladies are better than you. They are not hook up girls, you should know by now that I don't do hook up girls.. I don't expect you and your kinds to relate tho.. you only see things the way you are, so it's hard to understand that some ladies are not banging guys for money.. babes wey get money pass me na him we dey talk about here, so kam Dan.. you see where I talk say she and her friend go the open bar buy pepper soup and drink bah.. no be your type
16.26
Back to sender in a million folds
You are always telling us about your sexcapades, don't you have meaningful stories tomrell?
DeleteIt is people like you that that dancer Kaffy was referring to. Sleeping with hundreds of ladies is an achievement to you.
Boss,
DeleteYou don enjoy for this life ooo. I wish I get money and doings like you πππ
16.57
DeleteThis isn't bragging. I don't do that shii, you're crying cos you are pained some guys would get orientation from the story on how not to waste their time and money π
Ezege,
Baba I no get money oh, na just packaging and planing, na why I dey vex say the babe dey waste my hard earned money nah, I no wetin my eyes see before I make the bread, Baba forget oh, e get many things went packaging and coordination dey coverππ
Kelv,.
You are a bad boyπ
Sleeping with different ladies is enjoyment @Teejay?
DeleteOh dear!
The mentality of Nigerian men is the same according to that dancer Kaffy
Dante, if babes that buy pepper soup and drink are richer than you, like you insuinated, then you have no right to insult any woman on this blog, cause most of them can buy more than that, for themselves.
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DeleteOlodo, I didn't say they were richer than me because of pepper soup and drinks, I mentioned the pepper soup and drinks to point out they were not hook up broke girls that demands for transportation fare like OmoT was insinuating..
Use your sense..
The first girl was from a wealthy fam.. so obviously she's got cash.. the second one was working in an international coy and earning major box.. can you go back to hide your shame now?
Of course they are not my type. And sure they are better than me, it takes the lowest of all women to take the disrespect of a man calling another lady right in your presence and all you could do is to go be on the look out. Shit suit them perfectly than me. I give that to them. The ladies you've been describing all day, are the hungry ones. I won't be surprise if they are the ones along Allen avenues.
DeleteHence, the how you shamelessly disrespect them. You're probably her highest paying customer.
Like I have written, next time you're aggravated, punch a wall rather than come on here to verbally assault people you can't even talk to in reality.
Lol.. Omo T,
DeleteWhy are you crying nahππ
When you'll never see my comments and pass, you always want to attack, and end up attacking yourself ππ
She say na disrespecting Lol.. like say she no dey collect worse.. you can pretend sha, but from your comments here, we know the kinds of things amotekun face..
You expect me to smile like a S!MP when contrary to agreement, a lady just come around with a friend without telling you before hand.. I know you do such nonsense,. Tho, na with S!MPs sha, wey instead of putting you on check sharply, them go dey form gentleman..
How can you tell a guy the hotels close to you that he can come to lodge, he came, you visited the first day but didn't even stay up to 20mins cos you had to rush to an urgent interview, promising to make it up the next day, next day reach, you carry your friend for body dey come, you come reach reception dey call me say WE are here.. WE ke, I first think say she dey joke, so I tell them say make them allow am come up, only for me to open door see she and one tiny babe.. she come dey introduce me, Dante meet whatever ππ.. that one sef dey shine teeth, come go sit on top my bed.. AHH, the disrespect.. I'm sure that one sef will never do follow follow to go see man again in her life, after that embarrassment ππ
Like I have said couple of times, many nonsense for don don stop if more men were like me..
BTW, she apologized when she called the next day, for the stunt she pulled, and I apologized also for treating her fvck up.. we're still friends now, tho she's relocated overseas.. to say I get money like Ezege, me self for don japa
Very beautiful girl with 'bright past' π, azuka over nkiruka, anytime anyday, twice on Wednesday
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DeleteThat your second paragraph had me keeling over with laughter.
Well you had ladies taking your shit comfortably, why wouldn't you have the thought that it's like that everywhere.
Why do you always see a counter reponse as attack though?
Why do you like to whine yourself..
DeleteRead your first reply to my comment again and honestly answer yourself if it was an attack or a counter response
Dante and his numerous blog wives like Fela and his concubines, una don start again π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
DeleteDante, you are immature and talk too much. Young man, grow up! There are other men on this blog. Only your boy, Teejay, hails your incoherent writeups
DeleteThat pidgin and English post is funny π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
ReplyDeleteNigerians are so creative
Very funny
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Sunny Afternoon ππππ
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone π₯°
Greetings
DeleteEvery One oooo
Kisses to IHNπππ
It rained cat and dog here not long ago and the sun is so shiny right now. O ga o
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the rest of the day lovelies π
Good Afternoon SDK & Bvs. Keep up the good work Stella and Angel Koof.
ReplyDeleteMay God bless all the single with an understanding better half.
Good afternoon Stella and bvs π₯°
ReplyDeleteChronicle poster, I think you should manage with your husband in self contained room for now, please don't go and rent another house and leave your husband as it may tell on your marriage.
ReplyDeleteWe're so creative in Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteChronicle poster, don't trouble yourself my dear. Manage as you see am. The thing is after the baby now comes and you've moved to the self contained, after some time you might start looking for another place again. Why pay such amount for a small place like that when you can get a better place? That's what I don't understand with your husband. Don't let it make you guys have a misunderstanding. You'll be fine
Laughed so hard with that pidgin post
ReplyDeleteSign out meme is so true
May God connect us with our destiny helpers.Amen
Chronicle poster, allow your husband to pay for the self-contained. At least , it is an upgrade from where you live currently.
ReplyDeleteIHN: E get mad man weh talk say the sun fit make person run mad π
ReplyDelete"His friend told her to leave the area, even when she has gotten a room self con he still doesn't like it"
ReplyDeleteImagine giving someone such advice when you won't contribute to it. Room self con is what she can afford,. Is it her friend that pays for it?? Just asking .
Hello IHN, good evening allππ€
ReplyDeleteNEPA just restored our light, battery down since ..
ReplyDeleteGod bless your angel Apple of God's eyes, pls be proud of whatever you do as long as it is legitimate. Let anyone that wants to mock you do so, they are reminding God to uplift you. You see how all the attacks on you resulted in this blessing?