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On Sunday spontaneous post, Stella was on her kneels, begging and pleading with BVs with very long IDs to pls edit and shorten it.
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On Sunday spontaneous post, BV Games Mistress confirmed that BV XP was not mincing words when she said date syrup was not only sweeter than sugar and honey combined, but healthier. She said she would substitute the aforementioned sweeteners with date syrup.
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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Ali B commented that he loved the way the popular gospel musician's wife dressed all through their marriage rites, very beautiful, decent, homely and no loud makeup. Some anons angrily told him to keep quite, they "reminded" him that his wife wears heavy makeup pls anklets join.
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On Monday spontaneous post, BVs bashed the latest "King" on the bloc, Dibia Alphonsus after he made a comment putting women on a negative light. They told him to zukwanuike, they said they don notice him.
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On Monday in house news, Stella had a message for her numerous trolls. She asked them if e no dey do them one kine for body if they wake up, use their money buy data, log on to somebody's blog and begin to insult the person. She told them calling her agbado blogger no dey pain her at all, infact e go bring her favours from the agbado camp if the trolling choke. She said posting about her president dey pepper some group of people, she asked them the news she would be posting for them to be happy. She told them she's considerate of their mental health and is open to suggestions about topics/individuals she can blog about for the equation to be balanced.
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She also said she disagreed with the list BV Milkshakes posted, she asked why the list is filled up with his blog friends and fans but none of his numerous trolls made it to the list. She also wondered why BVs Milkshakes suddenly became everyone's latest favorite on the blog. She instructed him to take away 10 people from the list and add 10 new names to it.
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On Monday in house news, BV Eka Joy humbly begged BVs to pls remember her friend that's TTC.
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On Monday in house news, BV Ummu narrated how her debtor that has been holding on to her 10k since last August and refused to pay after so much beggings, paras and all ran into her, apologized to her and promised her she'd be saving #400 monthly to pay her by December.
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On Tuesday in house news, Stella sent a "shout-out" to the "woke" BV that insulted her. She described the BV as useless and foolish. She wondered why she disappeared after displaying her "wokeness".
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It was BV Pinky's birthday, Stella celebrated specially on Tuesday in house news. She said she's proud of the man Pinky has become over the years, being that he came into the blog as a broken, shattered person. She prayed for him and hoped that his dreams come true.
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On Tuesday in house news, BV Winner, Yes I am told BVs that her mind has been with women that are TTC, she urged BVs to always remember them in their prayers.
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On Wednesday spontaneous and, BV Milkshakes had a message for trolls, he told them that the lives of trolls are usually very frustrating and miserable, he told them he has been there and speaking to them from experience. He advised them to follow his footsteps and endeavor to be better. BV Ekajoy replied, she said Milkshake's comment was a note to himself. BV Courage also hoped that his numerous trolls would listen and leave him alone. BV Miss Aboki laughed at BV courage's comment and hoped "they" get some shame or borrow some.
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Blog King, Dante had a lil back and forth with some anons after they accused him of not speaking/writing ogbonge grammar. It started when Dante posted the urban dictionary meaning of the word "cashtivist" after one of his trolls accused him of wrong grammar. An Anon thanked him then, went ahead to ask him what the word "feets" mean (he used it in one of his comments) boss Dante from his precious time squeezed out some, posted the dictionary meaning but the Anon laughed then, asked him why he's bringing 18th century answer. Anons begged him not to mistakenly use the word "feets" in real life.
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On Wednesday spontaneous post, an Anon hoped "clueless" BVs read Stella's alleged write-up where she wrote that inflation dey occur presently all over the world and person fit carry correct money enter market dey come back with things wey no full nylon bag. BVs replied the Anon, they asked him if he could compare Nigeria's economy to that of Germany. They asked him if Germany and Germans are struggling with epileptic power supply, if Germany get grade one with election rigging, if German politicians are best in siphoning money meant for the poor masses thereby refusing to pay pensioners their monies, terrible healthcare/schools etc. Questions choke for the Anon. BV Games Mistress reckoned with the anon's comment, she said na wetin she dey always talk be that but if she talk, they go say na asslicking. Some BVs tackled Games Mistress, they told her they hope her new job favours her.
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On Wednesday in house news, BV Morayo cried to BVs to come to her aid because her almost 3yr old Sabi chop. if he wakes up like this, the next agenda na food. When he asks for the food and you no provide am quickly, the manchi go dey cry dey disturb the entire neighborhood sotey Morayo's hubby added his "foodieness" to his top prayer points. Morayo was worried if his constant food craving is something she should be worried about. A couple of BVs advised her to deworm him, others said she should take him to the hospital.
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On Wednesday in house news, BV Games Mistress seriously cleared BVs on the newest name tag "giveaway scavenger" enthroned on her. She made it known that she has never ever scavenged for giveaway on the blog, that the only time she applied, she did as was instructed by Stella. Also, that the last giveaway she got was purely Favour that found her. She made it known that she's a very hard-working young lady. BV Miss Aboki saw her comment and was flabbergasted, she wondered if name calling dey pain her too. Some Anon told her she got the title because she calls the citizens that request for accountability enemies of the country.
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Abroadians, Ekajoy and Stella argued extensively about the cost of living in Europe compared to Nigeria. The argument choke then, Stella told Ekajoy that Portugal which she was using as case study no be country and if she dey country better countries with doings, Portugal no get shishi levels. Anyways, throughout their debate, no body used a cuss word.
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On Thursday spontaneous post, proud husband, Ali B hailed his wife for knowing how to speak 3 Nigerian indigenous languages fluently and also teaching their kids. As other BVs where hailing Ali B's wife and listing the languages they can speak, BV Supernova dropped a later deleted comment that kept some "latecomer' BVs wondering what she wrote. From the content of her deleted comment, BVs were wondering if our king Dante is half Yoruba.
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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Eesah now a renowned herbal doctor commented "When they are talking of good counties to visit, someone will be shouting Portugal, Portugal, sey Portugal na country? Which yeye Portugal be that one? Country wey Naija better pass In many different ways " and BV Milkshakes found his comments very hilarious, other BVs didn't find it funny at all, they dragged him like tiger gen and asked him if he don ever enter aeroplane for his entire life. Others advised him to face his agbo business squarely and hustle for giveaway join to see if he fit mistakenly japa enter coutonu.
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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Games Mistress narrated how she learnt that befriending neighbors isn't always the way to go because most of the dey chop draw soup always and their mouths no fit hold liquids like basket. BV Dante prayed for his respected, beloved friend that FAVOUR would locate her in the midst of it all whether she ask for it or not.
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On Thursday spontaneous post, BVs; Asia and Courage asked after some of the Blog's old cats. Stella listed a couple of them like Doppleganger, Nmasinschi and Ms Abroadian that are fine and bouncing.
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On Thursday in house news, Stella said watching Herbert Igwe, his wife and son's service of songs made her very emotional and she realized that life is a fickle. She advised BVs not to hold on to anything, forgive those that hurt them and no carry grudges for mind.
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On Thursday in house news, surprised Kelvin asked BV Miss Aboki when she turned to resident troll, when she started dropping snide remarks. He told miss Aboki that she's a blog OG and leave trolling for "Miliki". Miss Aboki simply replied by telling him to avoid her. Some anons told Kelvin that Aboki is a former blog troll and that giveaway made her look more matured. Aboki replied her anonymous trolls that they aren't informed, her SAPA days are long gone and buried.
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Scarce BV, Numero Uno(BBM) appeared on Thursday in house news, his Anon crush, a baddie reminded him how she asked him if he was single after he won FOIHN competition but he aired her. Thanks to his airing, she chopped breakfast from two "Kings" she asked BBM if he's available to be loved, who knows we might have an SDK wedding.
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A very concerned, loving Anon "blog amebo" filled BVs in on Supernova's deleted comment. He said she disclosed that she's happy that her love for Yoruba language cannot be in vain and God sent her a man that's half Yoruba. So, the beautiful Yoruba names "Ayomide and Damilola" she plans to name her kids, they'll get it. She deleted because BVs thought she was referring to Dante, they suspected that Dante inbox her to delete the comment..#Danova
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On Friday spontaneous post, Stella narrated how a person that was begging her for 20k to survive declared interest when she helped someone advertise visa process which was 500k. She didn't send the planned 20k because she was shocked that she had 500k in her account.
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An Anon wrote in Yoruba language how his wife, Nana aka iya Quadri since she joined SDK no dey wife again. She lied to him that the blog na cooperative society where they lend people money. He appealed to Stella to chase her out of the society.
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Ekajoy wrote "I hope that guy that lives in the Nigeria that is better than Portugal didn’t receive any stray bullet from the robbery in Kogi yesterday " Stella replied that she would enable Eesah's reply when he does and she told her that she's not holding her from enabling it.
Till I come your way next week, take care of yourself and share love. My sister just gave birth to twins and I've been extremely busy. Pls, drop some of the gists missing here on the comment section. Baby dust to all TTC women. By this time next year, you'd be reading with your twins laying next to you.
Don't forget to patronize me this week, thank you.
Bv oyingate.Congratulations to your sisterπ
ReplyDeleteCongratulations,May Lord bless and protect the babies.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to your sister on the arrival of her babies.
ReplyDeleteI love baby news a lot.
Being at home since morning. So tired to step out. Craving hot afang soup with enough kpomo and stockfish in it.
Who will send this across to me?
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DeleteCongratulations ππ so happy for your sister. May God protect the babies in Jesus name π
ReplyDeleteThat Yoruba comment was very funny. It looked like a comedy. π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
ReplyDeleteThe Mama Quadri would be chatting with men and telling Baba Quadri that she is doing meeting with fellow SDK cooperative members. LMAO
Kudos, π
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to your sister
Congratulations to your family, Oyin.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, that word should be KNEES not KNEELS... π
Congratulations aunty Onyin.. more strength on your aunty's responsibilities
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to you oyingate
ReplyDeleteWell done Oyin,the newest aunt,God bless the babies ππΏππΏ
ReplyDeleteBv Oyinπ
ReplyDeleteMama Quadri? Who you?π€
Stella what's going on?(in Kiekie's voice)π€¨
Bv... looking for English textbook.
It's MacMillan Primary 3 or 4 English Course.(Not revised edition)
If in Lagos,check the bookshops at Ojuelegba,they sell such.
Daddy Ayomide?
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Chau!
Well-done oyin gate
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to your sister BV OyinGate
ReplyDeleteMay God bless and protect the twins
Thanks for the update Oyingate
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to your family πππππ
Congrats to your sister Onyin
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Oyin... Aunty Ibeji ππ
ReplyDeleteCongrats Onyin to your sister for the new born babies. God bless and protect them and grant you the strength πͺ in your omugwor duties ππ
ReplyDelete♥️♥️♥️
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to your family
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on aunty duties Oyinπͺπ»
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on ur sister's babies..
ReplyDeleteCongratulations onyin. May God bless the baby
ReplyDeleteThis is beautiful, I love the compilation, keep it up
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Fine Onyi..Weldone to ur sister...God bless u all..Amen.
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