Thursday In House News

 Hailings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

I hope that everyone is OK.....

I dey OK and hoping that everyone has a smile on their faces...

Have a great day!!!

Zeeone series will return soon

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ANGEL KOOF GIVEAWAY TO MEN; SINGLE MUMS AND WIDOWS

-Onichabor Christopher- Man
-Exco (man):
-Michohay (man)
-Dark Diary poster - widow
-Oki Royalty - Single mum
-Teacher NK- Single mum
-Bennycoco- single mum
-Talita - single mum
-Mariam - Single mum

-Pretty Tricky

I chose Oki Royalty for this list cos she has been struggling lately and could not even keep her promise of giveaway.....

So in the first list i ended up sending to 23 people instead of 21 because two IDs scammed me.#BV Osundi did not send her name on that day but sent it the day i sent to Baruch and the other lady so i dunno why she didnt get...Maybe it was reversed, i dont know cos i sometimes dont get reversal notices .I have moved on from that list so it does not hinder the rest......If Oki does not show up in 24 hours then her place will be given to someone else.

The last four IDs will have to send proof that they are single mums.

Everyone on this list should send me an email by 8pm Nigerian time to my inbox.

Thank you....

I will pick the last set when i am done with these ones

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GIST

I have been sitting down here thinking about how s#x was invented by our ancestors, like who taught them? Maybe they started feeling funny and then there was an er#ction and mama got wet and they decided to do some insertion, e de wonder me, I know they felt pretty good after the whole discovery...

Yesterday this elderly woman came to warn my neighbor that sells roots, she begged the woman to stop selling roots to her old husband that will kill himself or her, for my mind I say make person no go die.

She said anytime wey Papa drink am finish, the almost 80yr old man will pounce on her and start gbenshing and will not stop, she said she's tired of it cos she feels nothing other than stress but husband no de hear word, she said it's been over 10yrs since Baba stop to de get erection but suddenly the dried dead bone rose again and won't let her be...

We laugh belle scatter cos you need to see how this old woman was demonstrating it, she said baba will say " bogheeelumu ya (open it well for me), wetin I de bogheee for legs wey arthritis don finish, please don't sell for him again''

Somebody advised her to marry a younger woman for Baba she said over her dead body, that no one will come in and reap where she didn't sow. 

Madam ogogoro told her that she's heard her and will not sell for him again, na so the Maale take go ooo... 

Hehehehehehehehe

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READ AND LEARN
-Most people dream in color, but those that grew up watching black and white television often dream in black and white.
-On average, a man spends about five months of his life shaving
-Your body is the weakest during 3-4am. This is the time most people die in their sleep.
-At work, forcing a smile even when you are upset results in emotional exhaustion, poorer physical health, and decreased job satisfaction.
-Anger triggers the region of the brain associated with honesty, which is when the truth comes out.

-weirdfacts

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