Where are those that used to post cool songs? I have run out of what to listen to...
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Friday, May 09, 2025
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Where are those that used to post cool songs? I have run out of what to listen to...
#oloshoupdateonmymind
Where are those that used to post cool songs? I have run out of what to listen to...
#oloshoupdateonmymind
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I got home few minutes ago. I want to shower first before I watch all the series lined up on Africa magic showcase.
ReplyDeletemake una no vexs oh, my WLAN box went off and just came back on, dont know what happened to the Internet but its back and even better..
DeleteOmor I'm exhausted.,in all we thank you God,.just hear catching up...Amma sleep when done with my phone...see y'all tomorrow
ReplyDeleteNice night beautiful Mor 🙏🏿😍
DeleteVery horny in this Lagos, why is there no app to lonely married people to meet each other 🤔?
ReplyDeleteLonely married people? You mean why is there no app for adultery ?
DeletePlease read your Bible and be at peace.
DeleteWhere is your wife?
DeleteWhen we advise men to be weary of damaged women, we know exactly what we meant by that and the experiences we have seen and been through in life. That lady I talked about last week staying with my neighbor is a true definition of a damaged woman. Honestly, I don't think any Igbo guy will condone or take this shift this long from her.
ReplyDeleteThe shameless woman is now dating a guy in the same compound who just packed in last week. Flaunting it before the one that kept her at home. She's beginning to buy her own properties and restricting him from using it. Baba just told me this evening he wants to park out once he receive this month salary..
So many things happening lately I'm too weak to even type. The idiot is conniving with the landlady to evict me. Mumu no know say landlady don from back collect rent from me.. She think say I be small fries. Óma rozi na nnukwu mmadu bu nnukwu arusi.
Good evening mutuals..
© TEEJAY
Some women get balls oh
DeleteImagine ..
But where do this guys see this kind of women from.
DeleteAll these face me I face you houses with drama and idle gossip.
DeleteHmmm. Toh. Na wa. Ka sha ma wo ran
DeleteAbi oooo... Eka, Ka ma wo ran o.
DeleteTeejay, every time you are complaining do you know why?? Because you are surrounded by ' toxic ' people and they are really troublesome.
DeleteNo matter how you try to avoid them or mind your business ,the mischievous among them will surly get you in trouble and they don't care because they feel it's okay.
Have you ever been with decent and genuinely happy people??
I'm still at my shop. Today business is so dull, no sales but I'm not losing hope. Backwards never, forward ever.
ReplyDeleteGood night guys
wetin u dey sell wey nobody buy? why dont u study what moves more and shift business
DeleteHello Everyone.
ReplyDeleteThis week has been Crazy!!!
We sold A Luxury car Dec 2024
Customer drove the Car/ the Car developed Electrical issue .
Now he wants a Refund.
Back 2 Back Police station, DSS, Mopol.
It is not Easy!!!
I cant even drink 2 Relass Sef.
I want my Mummy. Adulting is HARD
Oh o! Can't begin to imagine the stress 🥺
DeleteThe electrical stuff can be fix na, why does he want a refund?
So sorry about your ordeal 🤗
Adunni
Lol@want my Mummy
DeleteSending you big hugs dear 🤗🤗
Adunni
He wants a refund keh? This kind of unforseen situation ehn.
DeleteSorry..
Hmm really sorry about the stress sweet mummy . Don't worry it would be okay .
DeleteIam so sorry
DeleteHi people ☺️
ReplyDeleteMaybe I will do a post about how on my wedding night my ex's sisters warned me to never be alone with my FIL.
ReplyDeletePlease do 😊
DeleteCan't wait to read this gist.
DeleteWaiting patiently 🙏
DeleteChai, abeg bring better gist come back you hear 🙏
DeleteAdunni
Yes! We must dissect that fckry right here!
DeleteAbeg bring better gist
DeleteSend am i as Chronicle nau
DeleteGood evening my beautiful people, feeling so sleepy 😴
ReplyDeleteI they eat okro soup with my dad, e be like the man just know say him 1st son they enter village this evening, so him prepare my favourite soup, I just enter house jam the man for kitchen cooking okro soup 💃💃.
ReplyDeleteThis man Sabi cook no be small.
My mom no they around for couple of months now.
For the past few years, my mom no they they around, her daughter's just they pass her around, I don tell her say, I go find new wife give my dad, she said I should not try her. LOL
It is good when a man is a good cook and can share a hearty meal with his children. Enjoy!
DeleteLicking tamarind and waiting for comment to start rolling in.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could use stick to stir the sky maybe rain go fall
What are the health benefits of "tamarind"?
DeleteLowers cholesterol levels
DeleteTamarind is a great stool softener, good for constipated folks.
DeleteI'm hanging out with my friends , for this first time since after childbirth, I'm going to enjoy myself tonight. 💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteI told my oga's driver to buy me moringa leaves when he went for prayers at National Mosque, omo I thought it was the dried leaves that I will boil with water and drink. Wetin this guy bring, I no understand. Wet leaves like when you want to cook bitter leaf soup, sliced cucumber and kulikuli all mixed together. Wetin be this naaa. Me that was thinking of detoxifying this weekend. Mtcheeeew.
ReplyDeleteNa salad be that o.
DeleteHealthy one for that matter
Zogale with steeze!!
DeleteE even get cucumber join, omo see enjoyment. Mix it all together and eat it. Or rinse the leaves in warm salty water if you're worried about its preparation, drain before mixing. That is a legit northern delicacy, no cap!
Make I find your trouble small Abionah. What happened to your dildo? I thought that was your go-to detoxifier? 🫣🫣🫣
DeleteGood evening ladies and gentlemen of the SDK family♥️
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great day today.
I'm just here, lying on my bed, having a deep conversation with my destiny. I don’t know what I did to offend my age o.
The way it’s sprinting towards 30, you’d think there’s a jollof party waiting there. But shi-shi, I no hol oh 😭😭
Omo, it feels like just yesterday, I was dancing naked in the rain, living my best baby girl life.
Now responsibility wantu kpai the living.
Now see me, calculating my age like NEPA bill. Life no balance kia kia.
Do have a beautiful night rest FAM ❣️.
Off to sleep
Sorry dear, we will be fine... I think the country is just adding to one's worries.
Delete40 sipping Kunu . laughing and waiting in the background.
DeleteGood evening everyone, hope today was a successful one, mine was,thank God for everything
ReplyDeletestarted taking my pineapple and watermelon yesterday sef 😜
seems I will travel this weekend for testing abi testruning 🤔
No test anything o😊
DeleteMy daughter held me looked into my eyes ( she does this often ) and said " Mummy, I love you... because you're helpless".
ReplyDeleteThat was in the morning. This evening I asked her what she meant by that. She said she thought it was a good word. That she hears people say it all the time.
Ikegwuru.
So, I handed her the dictionary I got for her in the afternoon.
Yeah, I'm teaching her how to look up words in the dictionary. That's what we'll be doing until she dozes off.
Have a great weekend y'all.
looool
DeleteHahaha. Ada obodo oyinbo said it,with temerity 😍
DeleteMy favorite bv 💜 💜
DeleteLol @ Ur daughter's statement.
DeleteLooks like you have a dramatic lil one.
God bless her.
Reminds me a bit of my daughter. She would hug me a million times,ask me how was my day and what I ate.
Daughters are amazing.
Back to Castle,where have you been and why are you helpless?
LOL.
Castle will just be breezing in and out.
DeleteYou were the one that made me to start reading SP back then. Those days when you use to write interesting stories to us.
Castle I've missed you so much
DeletePlease comment more often.
Lots of love .
Lol, welcome back Big Castle
DeleteChai, my dearies I dozed off o.
DeleteHello Blogbrity, na real Ada obodo oyibo. Thanks love.
My beautiful Shooter, my darling girl 😘
Dear anon 23:22 😄, she's dramatic, that one. Bear hugs to your daughter, really sweet of her. I've been okay my dear, just offline mostly. And I'm not helpless 😄
Awww Emerald, good to hear that. I miss those days too. Hope you're good, love.
Her Majesty, I miss you too. I'll comment more often 😍
Thanks Ace, love. 🤗
Stella 🤗
Hi Castle! No dey leave us na
DeleteAwww my sweet Eka, I don come back. Kiss the girls for me 😘😘
DeleteLol. Thats how my friend was having a conversation with her nine year old son about the quality of love between her and her husband from him. He said, "I love Daddy because he bought aTablet for me and I love you Mummy because you buy me mangoes. I LMAO and told her see your life mango buyer.
DeleteHi castle ❤💕
DeleteWatching Amulya's wedding..
ReplyDeleteUna Good Evening 👍 👏.
Had starch and Bangs soup.
ReplyDeleteFeeling so full.
Thank God for a productive week.
Make una bring gist oo, our ahewo brother we await your gist
ReplyDeleteSo there I was today in a bit of a pickle. I almost washed plates in the restaurant.
ReplyDeleteThe wife was preparing yam and egg sauce for dinner and since that wasn't my thing, I stepped out to eat at a restaurant nearby. Nothing fancy. I perceived the aroma of spiced fried fish and promptly asked that it be included in my plate. My first mistake.
After devouring the meal, I strolled leisurely to the cashier to ask of my bill. What I heard threw me off. She said my bill was 7500 naira. Eh? I did a double take. I normally eat there and the most I'd paid for swallow and a rather large piece of meat was 2250 including bottle water. To say I was shocked at the price she mentioned was an understatement.
But that wasn't the issue. I reached for my pocket for my debit card and came up empty. My phone was also at home. It was really looking like I'll have a bad day. Twitching in embarrassment, I told the cashier to give me a few minutes.
I totally abhor moving around with cash. I was stuck. I returned to my seat staring at the empty plates and doing all manner of calculations.
One of the waiters then walked by and I asked how much the fish included in my meal was. Airily, she said it cost 4500. 4500 for just tail of ice fish? My despondency increased.
I sat for over 40 minutes. I was considering just how to get out of the debacle this had become. I was mustering up the courage to take a walk of shame up to the cashier and let her know I'll need someone to follow me home to get the money. She might very well say no and then create a scene. I wasn't particularly well dressed so chances were that she'll not have any of my explanations.
In that moment, one of my biggest clients stepped into the restaurant to eat. Not one to shy away from present opportunities, I quickly walked up to him, exchanged pleasantries and then explained to him the fix I was in. He chuckled heartily, dipped his hands into his agbada and pulled out a bundle which he gave me. He asked me to keep what was left.
I walked up to the cashier and paid but she was smiling all through it which left me in a puzzle. She then said she noticed something was wrong initially when I delayed payment but she was coming to meet me to inquire why and then tell me to go and bring the money when next I come to eat. That she knows my wife so that wouldn't be an issue.
I left that restaurant with so much relief. But it was a stupid thing to have done. I normally buy 2 large ice fish for our weekend treats for 3k. So buying just a tail for 4500 was way over the top for me.
This is not an incident I'll be narrating to the wife any time soon. She's going to give me quite the earful and I'll rather not have that now. Lessons learnt though.
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DeleteI always look forward to your comments. I usually use my dictionary when reading from you 🤭
Delete🤣🤣O My...
DeleteLucky you DOGedity. But which one is the Wfe😂Say My Darling Wife jooor 🤭
😂😂😂 what an interesting read.
DeletePlease don't tell your wife until after like 2 years or lemme say, after Tinubu's tenure. I'd be very upset.
All these waiters sef, why they won't tell the price of foods before serving, I don't know.
That was how i ordered indomie and egg at a 1 and half star hotel at Agbani road, Enugu. Bill came and they said 10k. Jesus!
10k for rubbish. Something that on a normal shouldn't be more than 2,500, or okay because it's a hotel 4k. The guy I went with said it was fine and paid but I know say e pain am. E pain me pass.
Na that big for nothing hotel just after One day junction.
U write really well....A breathe of fresh air
DeleteYour wife was making food at home and you had the guts to go eat out? Only you? Without your family? Mtchew, highly irresponsible behaviour.
DeleteBeen a beautiful, rewarding and fulfilling day 🤗....Thank God !
ReplyDeleteAnd so I made bean porriidge to eat with bread once I get to school .
Way back from lesson runs and was contemplating what to eat with the remaining beans. That was how My legs carried Me to Aboki frying yam ,potatoes n stuffs.
Requesrd forr #300 Sweet Potatoes Aboki's fork kept going fron tray to nylon,tray to nylon
Na #300 own oo, I reminded him, he responded Yes na.
My People ,i no konow whether na #20 aboki sliced each Potatoes cos na ontop the Potatoes matter I still dey so 😂 couldnt finish it with the beans. Lemme rest small, abeg !!😂
Hahaha. Potatoes dey season
DeleteNo wonder !!! BB Momaa 😂😂
DeleteYou will continue tomorrow.
DeleteI will sha pass over fried sweets.
I decided to try boiled sweets with sauce the way my daughter prefers it with boiled yams.
Palm oil,pounded fresh pepper,lots of onions and whole crayfish.
Very nice.
My people, another Friday. Time to turn up after a hard week. I don dey my joint dey wait make 10 nack before DJ turn up the volume of music as Oloshos start to dey troop in.
ReplyDeleteAs I dey sip my cold beer, I just dey reflect on how I start this Olosho life. That fateful dey on campus wey I just dey see all these fine fine jambite babes dey waka up and down with fresh bobby and baka. Na so conji catch me o. And I be efiko with no babe. I come remember say some boys for my hall talk say olosho house dey one street like that. Na so man pikin enter bus drop for bus stop come waka dey go until I see red light for one three story building like that with enough scantly dressed babes walking up and down.
My liver no gree me enter the place so I just waka pass like 4 times before devil push me enter. As I siddon for bar dey observe to know which olosho I go choose, na so everybody come start to dey run o. Even bar man sef dey run. Omo, me sef follow dem dey run say my own don finish o. Na thief? Na ritualist? Na joke? We no know o. Na so we just dey run. Chai, my isiewu don land o. Make I chop jare. I go continue this tory next week abeg.
Meanwhile, that my waitress do me strong thing last week. As I dey wait am for bed in only my towel, na so she call me say she no dey come again say she get wedding next day. After chopping my nkwobi. I was so pissed 😡
hahahahahahahahahahhaha na nkwobi u wan use gbensh babe?
Deletee good as she disappoint u, asawo man
Always play safe handsome.
DeleteOko ashewo in the building 🤣🤣
DeleteAdunni
Kai this guuuuy🤦. See the way I was reading your pidgin write up as if I was reading English language. You are a good writer..
DeleteOko ashewo toh beehd. Sha take am easy.
LoL @devil push me enter'...
DeleteImagined the scene and it is just hilarious 😂
The waiter babe try abeg.
DeleteGood evening SDK and BVs.
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend to you all.
I wanted to eat something really different from the usual this evening.
Hubby is still on his way back from work.
So I went out and had my cravings taken care of.
I can't go home alone o, lemme just wait for hubby to pick me here.
Got home so tired but I still had to cook.
ReplyDeletePrepared one badass ogbono soup, will eat a little of it and sleep off
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ReplyDeleteFriday night gist is here💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteJust lost a baby in my area last night. On Saturday will make him one year. he was sick for just a day .
ReplyDeleteI don't know why some mulism people, don't like going to hospital.
If you see this boy so cute, very chubby, fair in complexion. Some people are saying the fat is too much for his age, he was weighing 20kg the last time I asked him mom.
The girl really suffer, she too yong for dis pain. First baby for that matter. I pray this will be the last and God will give her baby that is mose handsome and beautiful than Muhammad.
It is well 🙏
DeleteThis is so sad, may his gentle soul rest in peace 👏
DeleteAdunni
Haaaa, how will a 1 year old baby be weighing 20kg and they didn't see it as something bad and take care of his health? What a parent
DeleteMay The soul of the little one rest in peace
Very careless and insensitive for you to ascribe this issue to their being muslims, people of all tribes, ages and religions do ignorant things.
DeleteI am Christian by the way
Your last sentence is very wrong.
DeleteThis is sad. May his soul rest in peace.
Delete09:27, the dead boy's name was Muhammad obviously, not the Muslim prophet.
Bonsoir Blogfam ♥️
ReplyDeleteJust getting home after loading the freezer with drinks and water for tomorrow's event opposite my shop, my side bustle now Na drinks and water as new event center open for my side, I'm famished, maybe I will just drink tea and listen to old music 😁
° What can I do- The Corrs
° Said I loved you but I lied - Michael Bolton
° Kiss from a Rose - Seal
° Goodbye- Madonna
° Big girls don't cry - Fergie
° water runs dry- Boyz 2 Men
° Love the way you lie - Rihanna
° Airplane - Bob and Hailey Williams
° Parachute- Chery Cole.
° Someone like you - Adele
° Right here - SWV
° Immortal - Evanescence
° Iam with you- Avril Lavigne
°These words - Natasha Bedingfield
° Bruise easily - Natasha Bedingfield
° Price tag-
° How you gonna act like that - Tyrese
° Swollen My pains- Fugees
° Beautiful - Damien Marley
° Turn your light down low- Lauryn Hill
Wow it's been a while you listed some songs.
Delete🙈🙈🙈
DeleteAwwww... I love Seal songs 🎵🎵
DeleteAdunni
Thank God for today, sales no too make sense today for market. I walk the entire market like 4 times today shouting Your POS here, still I returned home with enough cash. Well! nothing spoil we go again next market. How was your day beautiful people of this yard?
ReplyDeleteTGIF baby 💃💃💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteHmmmm
ReplyDeleteToday has been very Eventful.....
My Birds are Really swallowing Feeds mehn.
This new Business Venture is Thriving to God's Glory.
It's investment stage we are right now.
I have been thinking on how I'd buy feed oooo
I think sote headache came
I quickly took some medication.
Had a Cold bath.
God Abeg see me through o
This is a business I have always wanted to do.
Giveaway is on hold now oo
DeleteNdiama they've started strategists again
DeleteSuddenly found out that there's a Term called "Married Single Parent" or Married but living Single.
ReplyDeleteOmo I need to meet exciting People o
Packing chin chin for a customer & listening to cool music 🎧 I have early morning supply runs 🛍️ After this, it's a cool cool bath 🚿
ReplyDeleteAdunni
Abeg pass me small chin chin
DeleteThank you😊
Lol@ Emerald, come take some 😄
DeleteHope you're enjoying your weekend?
Adunni
Who has listened to Sia's songs?
ReplyDeleteCurrently listening to Rainbow... beautiful song it is 🎧
Adunni
I am just here glued to EWTN. Life is good. I thank God for blessing us with a new Pope.
ReplyDeleteStella, check out cool oldies like
ReplyDeleteFind a way to my heart - Phil Collins
How deep is your love - BeeGees
Turn your light down low- Bob Marley
Moonlight Lady-Julio Iglesias
I want it that way- Backstreet boys
Shape of my gear- Backstreet boys
Etc etc 😄
Adunni
Iam still addicted to backstreet boys
DeleteBackstreet boys and Westlife, their songs are ' evergreen '.
Delete*shape of my heart
DeleteYes dear@ Helen & Anon... Backstreet boys&Westlife are timeless 💕
Adunni
I was sooooo sleepy today, sent out some few emails to look like I was actually working. I thank God they don’t watch keystrokes from home, cause Lord knows it would not be pretty.
ReplyDeleteNothing doing tonight but relaxation. Not sure if I will eat anything. I swear eating is overrated and annoying, constantly having to figure out what to eat. Anyhow, I still thank God for taste buds and good health. Enjoy the weekend and stay safe!
You are not a ' foodie ' that's why you said that eating is over rated.
DeleteWaiting for sleep to take me to dreamland while listening to some bedtime songs
ReplyDeleteJust finished our Friday prayers in church, truthfully I have no where else to go except to God,infact only Him can actually fill that emptiness,before I left for church,in my room I was almost in tears thinking about how stagnant my life has been,a single mother,no relationship,a stressful job and still living with mom,but I asked myself,why worry when God is in charge??,Even in the midst of all these,God is still good🙏
ReplyDeleteWorry doesn't change anything, it takes away the joy of the moment.
DeleteThings will fall in place soon you hear.
These giveaway strategies no go work! .
ReplyDelete