SHOCKER
We have been married for 19yrs, the last of the kids has finally left home and we are just getting our grooves back . We are in our late and mid 40s and my wife has become very athletic and will so easily pass for a 34yr old. I do my best to keep up. Our intimate time is even more amazing now and very regular, spontaneous.
My wife is generally a very happy kinda woman but in recent weeks I noticed another level of glow and excitement about her. I also noticed that sometimes, when I look into her eyes, she’d blush and I knew there was something she was hiding.
We have been married for 19yrs, the last of the kids has finally left home and we are just getting our grooves back . We are in our late and mid 40s and my wife has become very athletic and will so easily pass for a 34yr old. I do my best to keep up. Our intimate time is even more amazing now and very regular, spontaneous.
My wife is generally a very happy kinda woman but in recent weeks I noticed another level of glow and excitement about her. I also noticed that sometimes, when I look into her eyes, she’d blush and I knew there was something she was hiding.
But I was sure she would eventually tell me.
From nowhere, she started dancing and shaking bombom for me at bedtime, then graduated to recording and sending to me when I am not at home. She’d make videos of herself scantily dressed and sending to me. I didn’t know how to react or keep up with that. Then Boom !
Last night while we’re watching a late movie, I noticed she was smiling , I asked her what? She walked to her closet and threw something at me that looked like a plastic flower . Okay…what is this, Aunty? She blushed and told me it’s a xes toy!
HOW DID WE…HOW DID I GET HERE?!
Look! I am not the kind of man that would want to deprive my girl of what makes her happy but does this mean I am not satisfying her? How does this even work? Because it doesn’t look like a Phallus. She showed me how she uses it still with that mischievous face. She said it’s for her private use. From the receipt that was still in the pack, I linked it to the period all these changes began.
Xes toy kwa!!! How do I keep up with this midlife crises? After this, what next?
Look! I am not the kind of man that would want to deprive my girl of what makes her happy but does this mean I am not satisfying her? How does this even work? Because it doesn’t look like a Phallus. She showed me how she uses it still with that mischievous face. She said it’s for her private use. From the receipt that was still in the pack, I linked it to the period all these changes began.
Xes toy kwa!!! How do I keep up with this midlife crises? After this, what next?
Hmmmm why dont you ask her why she bought and if you are not satisfying her? I dont see anything wrong that she did by owning that.........Have a talk with her ,
my wife wanted to get one but stopped her. i can't stand the competition especially with my big gbola
ReplyDeleteI'm just imagining if it was the OP who went and purchased an artificial pudenda and showed it to his wife.
DeleteI have just closed my eyes and imagined her reaction and the comments of our people.
I'm still imagining it.
Hehehehe
DeleteHilarious
DeleteThe gbola fit big make e still no dey deliver constituency ooo.
DeleteMrs Aboki, I swear to Nigeria. You no go make heaven. When the gbola do election, which party
DeletePlease have a talk with her,proper communication will solve this
ReplyDeleteDear Poster,
ReplyDeleteThey say a woman's sexuality peaks in her 40s and would want to explore beyond the bounds of lovemaking....You may not be wrong if you say mid life crisis however have a conversation with her.....I feel she is in the phase that she wants to live her best life, look trim & healthy and all round yummy goodness.....She is in her exploration & experimentation era....I think the part you would play is discuss with her and channel this new energy in the right direction....
It is another opportunity to revisit the areas to explore, rediscover yourselves & discuss the areas of compromise when it comes to intimacy now that the nest is empty.....Do it kindly so you would come off as killing her mojo or the stumbling block in getting her groove back.....She has so much inside that she wants to let out and who knows it may bring out a part you never knew was lying right inside of you.....
My 2 cents....
All the best, Sir......
** you would not come off
DeleteI love your wife already.
ReplyDeleteI perceive you have a good relationship, go with the flow, talk things thru.
No do pass yourself
I understand how you feel honestly. The sex Toys are usually very intimidating with large or big qualities like your arm! You start to wonder if all these while you have just been teasing! The one my wife showed me scared the living day light outta me, like big stout bottle! Where u wan start? I don fin one smallie before I die before my time! It's either you keep up, by playing along or just jejely find another
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DeleteInstead of discussing with your wife you cowardly and foolishly with your empty useless fragile ego are using a “smallie” to display your your promiscuity.
It is wrong at this stage of 40 plus .Anyway if you are not a christian I don't know but for a christian it is wrong .Many may not agree because of whatever they believe bit if you are a christian,the bible says "Don't be conform to this world but you should be transformed by the renewal of your mind,also it says you are not of this world but you are in this world ,so she might think she is ok now but she will soon graduate to other abominables .As a man don't do more than what you can do if you kpai now God forbid in wanting to do more or harder ,harder,she will still continue her life.Jisy advice her as a christian but if you are not I don't have anything to say
ReplyDeleteThis is the kind of talk that they used to drag people to the middle of the market square and stone them for in those days.
DeleteWhat has being a Christian got to do with the full experience of sexual intimacy between husband and wife? You prudes ruin everything!
Who go teách deeper life member how to do action
Delete@ DOGgedity, his advice was tailored for Christians, what's your problem with that. In Christiandom sex toys are not allowed in marriages. Wishing secular citizens, that's fine. To each whatever thatakes them happy
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dog, chaii you is Wucked 🤣🤣🤣 But he was talking to Christians like him nau 😂
DeleteAt this stage she needs you more than ever and also wants the sexual relationship to keep growing. It's not a matter of you not satisfying her; she probably wants to create more touch to her sexual desires.
ReplyDeleteposter do not allow it. i remember when my wife wanted to introduce it to me, i refuse. it was due to peer pressure. most of her friends are single. how will she have you and still be looking for toy. nonsense
ReplyDeleteDo you think she stopped? Lol. Nothing can separate me and my bullet.
DeleteYou already summarised her. Mid life bucket lists accomplished. Just flow with the tide and when exhausted,excuse yourself
ReplyDeleteYou should be relieved that she is not cheating on you with another man and that she is not keeping it a secret from you.
ReplyDeleteThat rose 🌹 is a game changer anyday anytime.....let your wife enjoy her midlife ejor! Find your groove too
ReplyDeleteThey won't understand oh..
DeletePlease explain to them..
I can only be against buying a dildo, because that is like comparing Ur D with it,but any other s x toy to satisfy herself is fine,u can even use them on her,u will definitely enjoy Ur sx life more..
Finally. My kind of thread.
ReplyDeleteOP The stars seem to have aligned for you in time. How lucky you are that you have an expressive woman.
Your wife is at an age when her sex drive is through the roof. It is not about whether you can't satisfy her or not. But let's face it. You are in your late forties. You don't want to exert your limited energy trying to outdo her in bed. You don't want to 'cum and go' if you get my drift. Then on your epitaph, they'll write;
"Here lies OP. He came and he went."
Sex toys should be a welcome addition to any home. It doesn't mean you aren't satisfying her. But except your di*k can vibrate like a vibrator, you might want to step aside.
I'm particular about a number of sex toys as well. I find the G-spot rabbit vibrator to be something that does wonders to the Mrs. It is quite pricey but I'm sure you can afford it.
Encourage your wife and explore with her. Get her to fulfill her long held fantasies. But still be careful sha. You don't want a 'one for the road' baby. I'm sure she is still ovulating.
Go wild, go crazy ! Na now game start.
G-spot rabbit vibrator. COPIED.
DeleteBest comment...
DeleteI love your comment👋.
DeleteGbamsolutely 👌
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hewwwww
DeleteMidlife crisis na your mate ? It made me marry a younger guy in my head .
ReplyDeleteOh la la 😂
DeleteI guess she has just been reborn 🤣🤣🤣.
ReplyDeleteNah for you to match her energy ooo.
She might be in a group where all these things are being discussed and she now wants to try them all out. And off course, spice your marriage.
Or fantasies she developed while raising kids and never had the privacy to practice them, until now.
See it as honeymoon phase 2.
Time for you to hit the gym running, cos you will need all the stamina...
Atleast with this her energy, che.ating will never cross your mind. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oga say mid life crisis. Lol.
ReplyDeleteMadam don discover the real deal. As she don show you how she uses it, Please try using it that way on her for maximum satisfaction. Not every woman enjoy or get satisfied with dick and I think she just discovered what she enjoys the xxx toy more cos it helps her get orgasm. You don ever carry her reach there?
As long as she is coming to you and only you to slake her lust is all that matters. You are still her King Kong so no need to worry. She wants to be naughty, let her go on right ahead and be that.
ReplyDeleteI don’t think the toy automatically means you are lacking. After all, most ppl have a few pairs of shoes for different occasions and purposes, when they wear one it doesn’t mean the other is lacking.
your woman is in a better position to answer all your questions. If you and her have a good relationship like you said, you will ask her all the questions in your head before coming here.
ReplyDeleteNsogbu uwa
ReplyDeleteThis one na helele
Oga relax, go withthe flow and enjoy yourself.
ReplyDeleteSex is a spiritual exercise which should be carried out between a husband and his wife so involving these things are a big NO to me.
ReplyDeleteNa laff I come laff today abeg!
ReplyDeleteDo you want to listen to people here and then go home and destroy your happy home? Better go and talk it out with your wife where you'd know the way forward. Don't go and be listening to some broken people.
ReplyDeleteI wish you well at it.
What do they say again, 'happy wife, happy life'. Just be happy, that she's happy, and everything will keep aligning for you both. Best of luck Sir.
ReplyDeleteOmg! 😆😆
ReplyDeleteOga ,talk to your wife to understand her better. Bvs can't help you.
Enjoy your midlife bliss biko.
Omg! 😆😆
ReplyDeleteOga ,talk to your wife to understand her better. Bvs can't help you.
Enjoy your midlife bliss biko.
Na wa ooo. You were served honey on a platter of gold and you are here asking what I dont know. Unless you are trying to say your tool is no longer as strong as it should be. You better do everything you can to level up, otherwise, see you see express. Egungun.
ReplyDeleteIf only he knows what he is missing. If you understand Sex toys Wella, your sex life will automatically change for the best! It is best enjoyed as a couple too!
DeleteBro, this is not a crisis, this is a revival.😀
ReplyDeleteAfter 19 years of marriage,with all the children away, you and your wife are reconnecting in a sweet, powerful way. Her glow, her energy, the toy, all of it points to a woman who feels alive, confident, and safe with you.
The toy? Don’t overthink it. It’s not about replacing you, it’s just her exploring herself more deeply. And the fact that she shared it with you means she wants you in that journey. Honestly you should be glad.
All you need do is talk, encourage and go with the flow.
Have an honest chat with her, no fear, just curiosity. Celebrate this season together. You're not falling behind, you're growing together. This is your second honeymoon, enjoy the ride sir.
This is quite funny.
ReplyDeleteYou really need to sit your wife down talk with her.
Dialogue is the solution to this problem.
Talk to her.
ReplyDeleteToday chronicle too sweet abeg😂😂
ReplyDeleteAs in.....
DeleteI was just laughing throughout the lines of this chronicle then by the time I got to the last paragraph where you said midlife crisis I laughed even harder.
ReplyDeleteJust engage her in a friendly conversation about it and finally allow her if it gives her what it needs to give!!!
You better be happy, that your wife is using a sex toy and not fucking other men codedly.
ReplyDeleteBe grateful, the sex toys sweetens the sex mood.
Flow with it
Please talk to your wife. IMO, I feel she should have discussed that with you before buying them.
ReplyDeletePlease talk to your wife. IMO, i feel she should have discussed that with you before buying those toys.
ReplyDeleteThis is all about fantasy.
ReplyDeleteCan you come by somebody just pulling on your balls? No. You need to use the main organ, don't you.
ReplyDeleteWomen have a main organ too called tje clitoris. We need direct stimulation of this to finish. Penetrative doesn't do that. The Rose toy does.
Better get with tje program. She is not stopping ,you better learn how to use it on her. You must be rubbish in bed. I wish her every happiness