MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings.....

MONDAY IN HOUSE MEMO

Hello Ya'alll!!!

Who wants to dare me again to do short in house news memo?LMAO and sideeyes at Sandrabeeeeeibi...lol

Abeg I am on my way out so will be enabling comments from phone until i get back...I have a lunch date and thereafter peep into the shops to pick up something to cook for the Bambinos and their papa...... first make i know wetin i wan cook...today no idea at all.......One of these days, I will cook Okro soup and oats swallow and bone my face......hissss.

Enjoy the rest of your day

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SUNDAY CHRONICLE POSTER RESPONDS

Read Sunday Chronicle HERE

''Please the guy and I are not dating, even though he was giving a hint of dating, you know how guys can be, we're just plain friends with nothing attached to it
I won't give him shishi because I've noticed that people that are not ashamed to beg opposite gender for money don't see anything wrong in it, they will turn it to their entitlement and will never reciprocate the acts, if I'm broke I call my family members to loan me money and return it immediately I have it, not by begging the opposite gender.

I don't give a damn if he's testing me or not, good luck to any woman that passes his test, even me I also need money but I can't turn myself into beggar especially to the opposite gender because it causes see finish and disrespect''.

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FROM A POST ON FRIDAY

''Like a testimony a young girl shared in church. She met this guy online and they became friends. she decided to pay him a visit one day.The guy sent a cab to come pick her up from her apartment.But earlier that day, the cab man carried this guy and his friend to a particular location and an argument broke out between them, they argued and almost fought.totally forgot a third party was in their midst and they revealed alot, like... No be me provide the last one wey we use? If na you nko? who dey always dey bring girls before? no be me? Before they realized they were not alone and decided to be quiet.but the cab man pretended not to have heard anything.

One of the guys,picked his phone and called a girl which they sent the cab man to pick up forgetting the fact that he may have heard their previous conversation.

As soon as the cab man picked this girl from her apartment, according to the girl who shared the testimony,he kept looking at her,she became worried and asked, 'Oga why are you looking at me? do you know me somewhere? or is my outfit too revealing? She said,he stopped the car and told her the conversation he heard from those guys he's taking her to and it was too dangerous for her because from their discussion,he could tell they were into the business of organ harvesting.The girl thanked the man and thanked God who used a cab driver to save her life. she decided to stop living as a prostitute.
After her testimony in church, a lot of people decided to render support to her instead of her going back to such horrible trade.''

Things are happening!

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Bonsoir Blogfam 
There is this young mad lady in her thirties always buying things from my shop, she speaks good English but early in the morning she bless very loud like a goat whenever she is possessed, but when she is normal, she plays like a normal person.
I closed late because we had a burial ceremony near my shop, some yahoo bouts parked and wanted to carry her but she shouted and said "you can't use me again ooo" thy kicked their car immediately and zoomed off.
I want to give her new clothes to wear because she is always buying things from me, is it advisable, I always feel for her?

Its a great idea but dont give her your used clothes oh before you begin shout like ileya ram

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WOMEN ARE SMART WHEN THEY WANNA BE.....

In a toxic relationship, it’s easy for outsiders to look at a woman and think she’s blind, naive, or stupid for staying… but what they don’t realize is, she knows. She knows exactly what’s going on.

 She sees the lies, feels the disrespect, and recognizes the patterns. She’s not clueless... she’s calculating. She’s preparing.

Because for a woman, leaving isn’t just about packing a bag or changing a number. It’s about mentally detaching from someone she once envisioned forever with. 

It’s about grieving a future that will never happen, untangling herself from emotional manipulation, and re-learning how to choose peace over chaos. That kind of exit takes strength most people will never understand.

She might still cook for him, sleep next to him, smile on the outside while dying inside... but she's already detaching. She’s not staying because she doesn’t know her worth. She’s staying because walking away while you're still emotionally tied is a trap. You’ll keep going back. And she refuses to do that.

So she waits… she heals in silence… and when that mental switch flips and her spirit is numb to his excuses, his charm, and his fake apologies… it’s done. She’s already gone long before she physically walks out. And when she does leave, don’t expect a warning. Don’t expect a tearful goodbye. Don’t expect closure.
Because when a woman finally leaves a toxic relationship from a place of clarity and peace... there’s no turning back. 

She doesn’t run, she walks. And she doesn’t just leave the man... she leaves the version of herself that ever tolerated less than she deserved.
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TRIPS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE: 

----Don't joke with your husband stomach...... If you fail to feed him well another woman out there will use that advantage to have him

----Don't avoid her food no matter how tasteless it may be...... Encourage her if possible teach her how to cook

---S#X is a bound that keeps marriage..... Don't for any reason or reasons denied it to each other

---If you have issues among you.... Don't be fast to involve a 3rd party

---Woman, no matter how rich your husband may be...... Find something to be doing 2 good heads are better than one

----If you want to have a better and happy family ....... Tran your children's wall

----Woman: don't wait for your husband to be providing all the family's need..... He will one day breakdown
----Man; cary your wife along in your plans....... Her opinion could be the best

---Fault finders don't make good homes ..... Have it at the back of your mind that nobody is perfect
The sooner you learn that (I'm right) destroys marriages ........ The better for you

----Togetherness brings unity in marriage...... Formed a habit of eating and bathing together, it increases love among couples

----Forgiveness a key to a successfully marriage..... Forgive each other no matter the offense

-----I'm SORRY should always be in your lips -It's just a word but very powerful
----Don't for any reason keeps a secret among you-. Trust each other for the good of your marriage

----Family planning is not only contraceptives or controlling child birth-Is all about planning together, families that plans together are a step to greatness

----Always involve God in your family..... He's the answer and solutions to your family problems

Stay blessed 
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WEIRDFACTS

--The enjoyment of spicy foods, roller coasters, and depressing music is known as "benign masochism"

--We feel a sense of pleasure from initially negative experiences that our brain falsely interprets as threatening

--If you enter a body of water to escape an angry swarm of wasps, they'll actually wait for you to come out and keep stinging you

--Bees can become depressed

--Dogs can tell when you're supposed to be home from work based on how much of your scent is left in the house

--It takes about 20 minutes for your brain to realize your stomach is full

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