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 Mondaying Monday Hailings!!!

MONDAY IN HOUSE MEMO

I salute you all and wish you a great rest of the day.....#shortestinhousenewsmemoever #cookingpotatoesbakedinwhitecreamandcheesewithchickenmedede

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SEVEN THINGS TO DISCLOSE BEFORE THNKING ABOUT MARRIAGE

1. You must be upfront about your financial status, this includes how much you earn (givr an estimate if you don't the actual amount known for now), how stable your income is, any debts you owe, and whether you're financially responsible for extended family members.

Financial pressure from relatives is common and can strain a marriage if one partner feels blindsided. Whether you're still repaying a loan, owe friends money or regularly send money home, your partner deserves to know what they're signing up for.
Before your people start pouring an innocent person spit and they say he or she came to marry their breadwinner now they no longer see bread as before.


2. Health isn’t something to gloss over before marriage. Genotype compatibility is important, especially if one or both partners carry the sickle cell gene.
You also need to disclose any chronic illnesses, mental health conditions or sexually transmitted infections you’ve had. If you’re managing depression, anxiety or taking medication, speak up. Silence now can breed resentment or betrayal later, especially if future fertility or quality of life is affected.

Again, if you have suffered from 'sweetie' and other STDs, please let the other person know.

3. You marry a person and their family. If your family is demanding, controlling, disapproving, or chaotic, it’s only fair to let your partner know early on.
Some families have spiritual or kaikai issues, inter tribal prejudices, or long standing generational conflicts that could affect your spouse emotionally or socially. Whether it’s a troublesome parent, a family history of domestic violence, or an expectation that you support everyone once married, be real about it. Before someone will enter kaikai family arguing about who will sit in the front seat between wife and mother in law abi mother in love. Kaikai people!

4. Now, people are more interconnected than it seems. People talk, circles overlap and secrets don’t stay hidden for long. If you have exes you’re still close to, a child from a previous relationship or unresolved romantic baggage, your partner must know before saying "I do."

If you like ladies who post bumbum on their snap and plan to marry one, check in with your friends to be sure you are not carrying their enjoyment home.
You don’t need to list every past lover, but anything that could affect your future or that your partner could find out from others should be disclosed honestly.

5. Religious beliefs shape values, lifestyle and parenting. Religion can also influence in-laws’ approval or rejection. If you’re pretending to be more spiritual than you are just to please your partner or their family, that charade will eventually collapse.

See you see daily fasting but you know it's all for show because you download semo and egusi soup at night.
If you're not interested in church, mosque or traditional customs, say so. Be honest if you're questioning faith or uninterested in raising your kids in a specific religion. You can join Kaikai International Salvation Ministry, we welcome everyone.


6. S#x is often tiptoed around in premarital conversations, but it’s a foundational part of marriage. You owe it to your partner to be honest about your sexual history, especially if you have trauma, medical conditions or unconventional preferences.
Do you like snake in the window style? Moaning in your native language? What do you enjoy?

Discuss your libido, your comfort levels, what you enjoy and don’t enjoy. This isn’t about judgment, it’s about alignment. Unspoken s#xual incompatibility is one of the most common sources of marital frustration and infidelity. So you won't stay online saying "Hi angle" to secondary school girls.

7. Finally, be brutally honest about why you want to get married. Is it pressure from family or society? Are you trying to secure financial stability or a better social standing?
Or are you genuinely in love and ready to commit? Be honest to yourself and communicate, so you won't hurt an innocent person.

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INTERESTING FUNNY NARRATIVE

Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly
married a Swedish lady, so as to be
legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this.
He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.

After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a
Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together.
The Nigerian guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot.

He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.
Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a
restaurant.
Our Nigerian guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).
The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since
they are both from the same country (Kenya).
The Nigerian guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Ekiti, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya.
Then he started, "Emi lomo Usi , omo a toko bo mohun si bi kan. Jare ka bi tere ?
The other Kenyan looked up and replied
"Ah ! Kare re awe mi , emi lomo Oganganmodu , omo arimonan gbe sinu agbado. Emi lomo amagbado ekuru resi
They shook hands and embraced each
other to the admiration of the ladies.
Ekiti no dey carry last anywhere they are. Omo Ekiti kete !!!

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*BE CAREFUL WHEN TAKING PHOTOS OF NEWBORNS!!*

This morning, I was called to the home of one Alhaji to examine a baby girl who was born three weeks ago.

When I arrived at the house:
They complained to me that the baby girl seems to have trouble seeing. Since the day of her naming ceremony up to the time I'm sharing this message, her parents have noticed that she doesn't respond to light or to hand movements near her eyes or face.
Because of this, I suggested they consult a pediatrician at Nassarawa Hospital. I called a pediatrician and explained the situation, but he said this case should rather be seen by an eye specialist.

The surprising part that made me share this with you is what the eye specialist said when I called him. He asked, "Did they have a naming ceremony at home?" I said, "Yes, they did, and it was well attended."

Then he said that it's now being observed that many babies who had home naming ceremonies, where the husband’s and wife’s relatives took pictures of the newborns with their phones, end up with visual problems. The flash from phone cameras, especially during the early days or first one or two months of life, can damage the retina—the part of the eye that sends visual information to the brain.

This happens because relatives often insist that the baby open their eyes for a photo, and at that moment, the flash from the phone’s camera can harm the baby's retina.
Taking photos of a baby during the naming ceremony can potentially cause permanent blindness.
Please, let’s be careful. And let’s educate parents and relatives about the dangers of insisting that a newborn open their eyes for photos.

Please share this message so others can benefit.
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WEIRDFACTS

----Ovulation heats up a woman's body by as much as half a degree Fahrenheit. Before ovulation, most women run between 96 and 98 degrees F. Right after ovulation, body temperature goes up to around 97 to 99 degrees F.

----Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you.

 ----The clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings. The penis only has half that.

 ----The human brain uses 20% of the entire body's energy.

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Here are 12 types of people every mom needs  

1. The Wisdom Giver
She’s not loud, but her words carry weight. She’s been through the storm and doesn’t panic in the rain.
 Look for the woman who listens more than she talks and ask questions.

2. The Encourager
She sees your wins even on your messiest days. Her voice is life-giving, not guilt-tripping.
 Pay attention to the one who celebrates you, not just your children.

3. The No-Judgment Zone
You can vent without editing. Cry without apologizing.
 Notice who gives you space to be human without fixing or preaching.

4. The “I’ve Got You” Friend
She drops meals, picks up kids, and shows up without needing a performance.
 Look for action over applause. She’s already loving in quiet ways.

5. The Prayer Partner
She won’t just say, “I’ll pray for you”—she prays with you, right there.
 Watch who naturally brings God into everyday conversations.

6. The Child Connector
She gets your kids. They light up around her. You learn by simply watching her.
 Notice who your child runs to with joy that’s a clue.

7. The Boundaries Queen
She’s not harsh, just healthy. She helps you remember you’re not a martyr.
 Look for the mom who says “no” with grace and doesn’t apologize for rest.

8. The Resource Plug
She knows the best books,parenting courses , routines, and hacks and she shares freely.
 Pay attention to who offers help without making you feel small. You can finds

9. The Purpose Reminder
She sees you beyond diapers and school runs. She reminds you of your dreams.
 Notice who asks about you, not just your children.

10. The Fun Mom
She invites laughter back into the chaos. Reminds you to play, not just plan.
 Look for the one who makes ordinary moments feel like joy.

11. The Sharpening Friend
She challenges you in love. She doesn’t flatter, she grows you.
 She’s not always the easiest to hear, but she’s often the one you need most.

12. The Kingdom-Minded Mentor
She doesn’t just parent for today she parents for eternity.
 Look for the one who talks legacy, not just behavior.
Start looking with open eyes and a surrendered heart. And while you’re at it…
 Be the village you want to find.

By the way you dont need a multitude of people , a few friends can be all these and even more .
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