MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

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MONDAY IN HOUSE MEMO

How everybody dey? I just realised something yesterday.....What did i realise? That someone people hate me because i have made a good name for myself that opens doors,I am not a celebrity but people know me and people love me..My name is on Google whether you like it or not....

They hate me cos they cant stand that, I dont understand the hatred and nothing i do or say will stop it but helloooo, can I preach? God will not stop blessing me because you are angry, i hope that you know this? I say make i tell you that no matter what you drop under Anon, e no stop the Blessing at all......I didnt tell anyone here that i am a saint or that i wanna be a saint and i didnt send you to be my friend.....

So if you are reading this and have people who hate you and cant stop smearing your name with sheet, please pat yourself on the back cos you are doing well...

I say make i do motivational speaker today.....

I hope your day is going well......I am looking for correct hotels On booking  for summer holidays and i just saw one week trip in a five star hotel for about 7k euros oh.....My Naija self has converted that amount to naira and it is telling me to stay home...lol
Today I am making two types of meals but will decide when i get to the mail..I am also making coucous salad with everything you can think of (Shrimps, chicken, yellow, red and green papers, redbeans, green beans, sweet corn,carrots, spring onions, butter, yellow carrots)

What are you planning to cook? please reply i might steal ideas and mix it up.....E be like i go soon hire chef for one month cos i need a breather from kitchen...LOL

Shout out to you!




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SOME TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN?

1. Women don't love with their hearts. They love with their heads. Their love is nothing but calculation and self-interest. For them, a man is not an end but a means to an ideal. For example: escaping singlehood, poverty, lack, finding a job, etc. You're just a pawn.

2. No matter what you've done for a woman, she will only remember two things: what you didn't do and the "harm" you did to her. This is why a woman you buy a phone for can easily leave you or cheat on you with someone who gave her money. You buy her a car, and she cheats on you with someone who changed her tires or bought her gas.

3. Women are hypergamous. They have no attraction to a man they "outshine." Always invest in yourself, your looks, your education, your plans. Because a woman won't hesitate to leave you if she finds someone better than you. A man goes to Europe. There's an 80% chance he'll stay with his sweetheart. If it's the woman who goes, the relationship is irrevocably over. A man is admitted to the magistrate's exam. He can always marry his illiterate girlfriend. If it's the woman who passes, the boyfriend's fate is sealed.

4. A woman is a metaphor for the absurd. She can leave her husband because of infidelity and enter into a relationship with a legally married man to become a mistress. She can leave a man who scolds her for a guy who beats her.

5. A woman's regret is nothing but hypocrisy. Women only feel remorse when their choices haven't worked out. That's why you should never accept a woman who left you and then comes back. She doesn't come back because she loves you. But because she hasn't found anything better elsewhere.

6. Women excel in the art of manipulation. When there's disagreement between you and your partner, they can make you look obsessed, irresponsible, or insane just to make people feel sorry for them and agree with them. To do this, they won't hesitate to shed torrents of tears, if necessary, to make themselves look like the poor victim of a psychopath.

7. Women are always uncompromising about their worth. As long as they're fresh, beautiful, and young, they'll never want a broke guy. They want someone handsome, strong, and rich. But as soon as they hit their thirties and start to lose their cool, usually with a child with an irresponsible father and sagging breasts, that's when they start looking for love. This is where you hear the famous phrase: "Love is the heart." The truth is, she has nothing left to offer.

8. You will never replace a woman's parents. You can pay for her education, classes, training, find her a job while her biological parents are there, without lifting a finger. But as soon as she sees the light at the end of the tunnel, and a disagreement arises with her or her family, she won't hesitate to dump you. With the complicity of her parents. This is where you hear the legendary phrase: "They are my parents. They're the ones who brought me into this world."

9. Women are unpredictable. You can live with a woman for 20 years without ever knowing her until the day you get sick, or you die, or she gets a job. That's when she shows her true colors to you or your family.

10. Women are the embodiment of ingratitude and lack of appreciation. No matter how much you pay the rent, the bills, the utilities, and take care of her without flinching, she'll only ever remember them as trivial acts. But the day she buys a needle in the house, the whole world will know. She'll remind you of it all your life.

Note: Exceptions (good women) exist. The only problem is finding them. 

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WEIRDFACTS

---Singing helps to reduce depression and anxiety, increases the oxygen flow to your lungs and helps you have better posture.

---Don't use a song you like as an alarm to wake up. You'll end up hating it.

---Eating strawberries helps to improve vision and can reduce cancer risk.

--To win in life, let go of your ego.

---The scent that lingers after a nice rain is called "petrichor."

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Dads Need Support Too

He’s the one who shows up.
He’s carrying the stro-ller, fixing the toys, playing superhero — and still trying to hold it all together.
But who’s checking in on him?

Just because he doesn’t say it, doesn’t mean he’s not tired.
Just because he’s providing, doesn’t mean he’s not strug-gling.
Just because he’s a dad, doesn’t mean he doesn’t need care too.

Dads feel the pressure.
Dads feel the stress.
Dads fi-ght silent bat-tles.

Let’s normalize asking the fathers in our lives: “How are you really doing?”
“What do you need today?”

Men-tal health isn’t a “mom thing” — it’s a parent thing.
Check on the dads.
Their men-tal health matters, too.

*Check On Your Men
*Fathers Men-tal Health matters
*Parenting Together
*Dads Have Feelings Too

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