Monday In House News

 Hailings......

MONDAY MEMO
I salute you all and pray that your day goes as beautiful as mine is going.....

Wetin you chop? i dey here ey Kapuchi with one small piece of ice cream cake.....look at me that is dieting oh...I have the carry over cake from what my guests left over from yesterday...

Please eh, some IDs have vanished and we have new ones and I am sure that they also have new accounts ready in case of giveaway... cos of this no new ID will qualify for giveaway unless you let us know what ID you had..I will not buy the narrative that you were once in anonymous mode..I need to protect myself against those with ummugate behaviour.......

I was checking and counted that ummu and gang collected over 5million naira..I know this is a new year but may all of them that dubiously took money from the giveaway on this blog always be scammed anywhere they try to do business..LOL!!!

I am grilling chicken with farmers potato and rotkohl today.....Rotkohl i think is beetroot and apple salad, it is too yummy.

Enjoy the rest of the day

Sandra? LOL.......LOL LOL its just two mins na!..Ok make i pay send account!

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

The things we read on the Internet everyday. How sweet would it have been if our father's and mother's had pass down their knowledge of herbal medicines. A young man had written on Facebook about how his family was ambushed by assassins, targeted only their Dad, shot several times and left him for dead.

He was rushed to hospitals but was rejected. They put a call through to one of their uncle who advised them to take him to an address he would send them in the village. There they met an aged man who rushed into the bush and returned with different leaves, cook some as concoction, gave him to eat, rub some together, extract the liquid and placed it on the five gunshots wounds. Shockingly, all the bullets dropped off. Some incantations were made, he stayed there for three months and recovered fully.

The narrator travelled home few years after and asked about the aged herbalist. He was told that he was no more. His two daughters are married and his only son japa to Italy for hustling which brought us to the conclusion that he never passed on that knowledge. Imagine what that knowledge would have been if one of his children had embraced it.

 

Hmmmm na wah oh...I remember that when my cousin died, his body was full of bullets and i was quite shocked that it didnt hurt him but went straight into his body.....Well, he got sick becos the bullets poisoned his blood and he eventually died.........it hurt me so bad cos i wanted to ask him who do the juju wey make bullet fit enter body but e no go kee person

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TEACHER LIFE
If you’ve ever wondered why children in some Nigerian schools are drowning in homework, let me gently lift the curtain.

It starts innocently: new session, shiny new textbooks, long booklists, and parents calculating total cost with one eye closed. Management insists the children must “cover the books,” because if they don’t, parents will complain about “waste of money.” Teachers quietly sigh because they already know how this story ends: homework for days.

Every Friday becomes a tug of war. The teacher says “Please, let them rest.” Management says “No, complete page 1 to 15.” The parents say “They must be busy!” The child says nothing and just drags the bag like a condemned suitcase with wheels.

During the Christmas break, one parent actually called to complain that we didn’t give any holiday homework. “So what will they be doing at home?” she asked. Ma’am, playing. Talking. Thinking. Existing. Maybe even enjoying their childhood in peace.
The truth is that I’m not anti-homework. It can reinforce lessons when used well. But when homework becomes a burden for the child, the parents, and the teacher, it stops being educational and becomes punishment.
And sometimes the biggest victims are the little ones who are still learning how to hold a pencil properly, yet are expected to complete three workbooks, two notebooks, and a textbook exercise before bedtime.

Meanwhile, the parents who were begging for more homework in first term are the same ones sending voice notes by third term: “Aunty please you know he has extra lesson, football, church rehearsal, and we are traveling. Please reduce the homework.”
Everybody is tired  except the books. The books are patiently waiting to be “covered” before the session ends.
Maybe one day we’ll remember that learning is not measured by how fast a child can finish a textbook, but how much they actually understand.

Until then, may God give strength to every teacher marking homework, every parent supervising it, and every child stuck in the middle of the homework Cold War.

Hmmm it is this thing of too much homework and forced learning that made me hate school so much..........I got so many math homework that i blocked it out and refused to learn and would feign illness just to stay home, lie one corner with eyes closed all day to prove that i am sick....kai

Thanks teacher.

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SHOCKING BUT VERY INTERESTING STORY

This is the story of Andre Thomas. In spring of 2004, after still struggling with his long-standing alcohol abvse and mental issues.

Andre started drinking cold medicine frequently. On March 5th, a friend had to take him to a mental health clinic because he started having maniac episodes. Once in the clinic, Andre told the staff, if y'all don't help me, I'm going to step in front of a bus. But the staff told him... you should go to the emergency room. But he didn't go. 

About three weeks later, Andre sta bbed himself in the chest and went to the emergency room in Tacoma Medical Center in Grayson County, Texas. He told hospital personnel that he wanted to cross over into the heavens when his wounds were determined not life-threatening.

The hospital wanted to keep him, for psychiatric evaluation. But to do that, they needed a judge to sign the forms. While waiting on the forms to get signed, Andre wanders out of the hospital and nobody attempted to even find him. On March 27th, 2004, just two days after the emergency room visit, Andre knocked on the door of his ex-wife's home, 20-year-old Laura Thomas. 

Now she shared her home with their four-year-old son, Andre Jr., and her one-year-old daughter, Leah, who she had with her current boyfriend. Once inside the home, Andre sta bbed the three victims with three different k nives. He said he didn't want to cross-contaminate the blood.

He wanted to allow the demons inside of them to live. Laura's sta b wounds created a large V-shape. They didn't know if that was some type of message he was trying to send but all of the victims were sta bbed with so much force their ribs had been cu t open he cut out a piece of laura's lung thinking it was her heart he also took the heart of both of the children besides the body andre left one dollar bill lengthwise exposing the pyramid with the eye in the middle...

It was said that he was obsessing over the pyramid with the eye saying that the eye was evil after he was done he laid next to his ex-wife and sta bbed himself in the chest When that didn't work and he didn't die like he was expecting to, he stuffed their organs in his pockets and walked home. Once he got home, he took the three knives and put them in the sink. 

Then he changed his bloody clothes, left them on the bathroom floor. Then he called Laura's parents, and left them a voicemail. The voicemail said, I need y'all help. Something bad is happening to me. I'm scared to go to sleep. I think I'm in hell. Can y'all stop by my house when y'all get this message?

After that, Andre told his current girlfriend. Yes, he had a girlfriend. Her name was Cameron Hayes. And he told his cousin what he had done. When they asked him why, he told them that he believed that Laura was a Jezebel and his son was the Antichrist. He also said that Laura's one-year-old daughter was the embodiment of pure evul.

His girlfriend said that he had a fascination with religion, especially the book of Revelation. He thought he was the devil. She said that he thought God would forgive him if he could stop himself from talking for 24 hours. So he would frequently duct tape his mouth after he confessed he turned himself in but just a few days after his arrest andre plucked his own eye out with his bare hands while sitting in his jail cell he then quoted mark 9:47 if it causes you sin pluck it out it is better to enter the kingdom of God with one eye instead of two and be thrown into hell now they took him to the hospital and put the eye on ice but it couldn't be reattached andre was not competent to stand trial at that time he was diagnosed with schizophrenia and had to spend 47 days in a mental hospital.

On March 15,2005 when andre's trial finally started his defense team tried to plead insanity Because it did come out that he has had mental issues since he was about 10 years old and he had a few sewcide attempts in his early teens.

 The judge said no, if he does have mental illness, it's worsened or heightened by His drvg and alcohol abvse, which date back to his early teens as well. Andre Thomas was convicted of capital mu rder and sentenced to death in 2005. 

Now on December 9, 2008, he removed his other eye and ate it. 

He said he didn't want the federal U.S. government to read his thoughts. Andre's execution has been rescheduled two times. He is still on death row till today.
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I have read this story three times just to imagine what kind of person this Andre is...........Imagine plucking out your eyes and eating it.....gosh!!!

This is why it is good to act on things immediately and not act non challant....if he had been locked up in a yaba left home, these things he did would have been avoided.....Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

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WEIRD FACTS

---Children who were cuddled and hugged grow up to be the happiest

-Psychology studies have found that gratitude is strongly linked to greater happiness and improved mental health

-Highly intelligent people are more likely to binge drink

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