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A MEMO TO BROTHER SEGUN
''My ex went me to come back to him but I can’t chai that boy have the biggest gbola and I used to use hot water after every knacking haha. But I somehow misses him specially how he used to use the gbola and rubbing it in my thing before he will now chuk his thing inside so painful.
Am sorry brother segun my heart is stone now. ones beating twice shine
go and be with your woman’s own''
I cant stop laughing oooooooooooooooo
Bro Segun well done oh with your life transforming gbola
Hahahahahahahahahahaha Thursday laughs
Hahahahahahahahahahaha Thursday laughs

Once bitten*
ReplyDeleteBut what did he do to you other than the g part ?
Beaten
DeleteBitten anon
Delete“We say 'once bitten, twice shy' to mean that if you have a bad experience doing something the first time, you'll be more cautious and worried about doing it a second time”
DeleteSDK, take ya time o! Wetin be ds?😁😁
Delete😂😂😂
ReplyDelete😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteIssorai...now that brother Segun is no more in the picture, try to work on your English, Ma
Amen to this
DeleteIt is not every woman big penis satisfy. The way men get different sizes of penis, women get different sizes of vagina too. And it doesn't get deeper with sex. That's the irony and what some men fail to understand. When I see men cross 7 seas to enlarge their penis. I just laff. Women dey wey go end your relationship with your big penis.
ReplyDeleteNow this is a new education that nobody has told us from inception. I am sure that many doctors have no idea about this because I've never seen them educate people on it
DeleteWomen dey too that have been deceived by some so called money mongers that there's a way to tighten their vagina. Stories. There's nothing wrong with you. In most cases, the man you are with is a smallie. He's the one with the problem not you. Imagine a 3.5 inches penis on a 9 inches vagina? Imagine oh. Don't say anything. Good day.
ReplyDelete@mindset I didn't cross any sea o but I was able to get my vayjayjay tighten. My ex used his big rod take widen my vayjayjay and I was able to tighten it back with just home remedy and will you believe I am a virgin if I don't tell you otherwise
Delete9 inches veejay? Na elephant she wan born? What's a woman doing with such a cavernous organ between her legs? I don't believe any woman is that deep even when fully aroused.
DeleteInches is for length, not width or girth. Too many ignorant people like you talking rubbish on SM. Sad part is, people listen to your nonsense thinking it's sense.
DeleteThey are @Dog. They are the one's those big penis are made for. Even on Facebook these things are clearly spelt out. While one lady is all giddy and happy about a big penis, another is wondering what her gender is doing with a big penis. This isn't necessarily about perspective but how they were made and came from the manufacturer. I hope you understand this
DeleteOne man's meat... 😂
ReplyDeleteAnd again, there's a place where skill is needed, but in cases where the man is the on the big size and the woman on the other hand has a very tight vagina, they can't keep up. They might try to push it and even when they marry, it would still cause serious issues. Infact. I know a case where they returned the bride price because the penis dey literally they come out from the girl brain.
ReplyDeleteWomen giving excuses during sex in most cases isn't ordinary. This is one of the reason. They are not compatible. There are 4 types of compatibility.
ReplyDeletePhysical compatibility.
Mental compatibility.
Sexual compatibility.
Spiritual compatibility.
The spiritual compatibility is very important. It can make you know who is sexually compatible with you without being intimate, but the world and majority focus on the first three. Beauty, height, intellectual prowess and all that.
Just to add. Spiritual compatibility is different from same kind of church. You can be a Christian, and getting married to another christain who is tongue talking and spirit filled can pass as unequal yoking. We see this everyday. Good afternoon.
Segun, please find one woman who is well stretched and double deep to be with.
ReplyDeleteLmao 🤣😃🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI’m in a quiet work space and the way I burst out laughing. Stella wan put me for trouble
Chai! Which kain chronicles be this?!
He wants you to come back for more or he wants to go and do small thing on your head?
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeewww! wasted sin and years'.
Una for don marry, use the energy and born pikin by now.
Na them. Born to marry
Deletethis poster must be a joker lol. Someone son want to shift someone's daughter's something.
ReplyDeleteIs that Glory O's handwriting?
ReplyDeleteI won’t lie I suspected
DeleteUna must sha rope Glory into una yatiyati even when the girl is minding her business
DeleteMay thunder fire anybody that mentions Glory Os name here negatively
DeleteStupid people everywhere I'm the only female with kpekus here abi
Nonsense and ingredients 😞
Broda Segun, sister say she is not doing again. Go and look for ya size 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteLol 😂😆
ReplyDeleteOnce bitten twice shy. Thanks
ReplyDeleteAfter bro segun don expand your puns with big gbola, who you want carry expanded puns go meet? Better go back to him
ReplyDeleteYour written English alone is shifting my own brain. No one should still speak such poor English language when there is a free version of chatGPT
ReplyDeleteAnd you fit be graduate with this bad English
ReplyDeleteLet's say the wife was the dwarf, will we support the husband getting his child from another woman simply because he doesn't want to have a midget child..
ReplyDeleteSo because your husband or wife is ugly, one should get his or her child with someone else?
So maybe because your husband has a small peepee or your wife has a wide kpekus, na to kuma born with someone else so the child won't have same..
Okay nah, we see new things here everyday.
Wrong post
DeleteHa, bro segun I hail u
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm,brother segun please reply sister Ann
ReplyDeleteSegun abegoo come to rescue,one Anty is missing your gbola like this😅
ReplyDeleteMk i follow Mammi Stella for Thursday laf🤣🤣🤣🤪
That is the funny thing about this post. Poster is still missing the gbola.
DeleteBut seriously,What are we doing guys? This shouldnt hurt at all young lady.
ReplyDeleteHe is inconsiderate and a bad lay. Leave him
My ex WANTS me to come back to him but I can’t. Chai that boy HAS the biggest gbola and I USED hot water after every knacking haha. But I somehow MISS him Especially how he USED the gbola and rubbing it in my thing before he will now chuk his thing inside so painful.
ReplyDeleteAm sorry brother segun my heart is stone now. ONCE BEATEN twice SHY
go and be with your woman’s own''. To be this unnecessarily raw and cant write in simple English sha. We judge.
You sure say this Bro Segun never enter ya head eeh,why you come drop the massage here again 🙄
DeleteLmao. Moral of the story: too much of everything is bad
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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