FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

THANK GOD IT IS FRIDAY!!!

FRIDAY MEMO
I salute...Enjoy your day....

I dey plan Sunday tea party...LOL

Today is Friday night post and i hope to see you guys there..Or should i shift it to Saturday night post?So that it cover up for the missing in house news on Saturday since Friday has in house news and Sunday has clap back....

The Annon who always comes to laugh that there are no comments,please bring popcorn today oh...

Hugs to everyone!

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

One of my kids is a sensory seeker while the other two are both sensory sensitive/ avoider and sensory seekers but today I will talk about sensory seeking, sensory seeking is a behaviour that involves an intense craving or desire for sensory input.

This might include frequent movement, rough play, excessive touching, or vocalising loudly. Children normally do these behaviours to stimulate their nervous system or maintain a sense of alertness and regulation.
Children explore the world through their senses. They like to touch things, taste thing, for example, when you see a baby or toddler that likes to put everything in their mouth.
They are trying to explore their world through their taste buds known as the oral stage .
Children who are sensory seekers have an extra desire to seek sensations, they are often referred to as being clumsy or with boundless energy in other words “their body no dey stay for one place” and always on the move.
I am sure we know one or two adults around us like that.
There are different categories of sensory seeking..
Proprioception (Body Awareness): Crashing into furniture, seeking tight bear hugs, walking with heavy steps, or “rough” play.
Vestibular (Balance/Movement): Constant spinning, swinging, jumping, or hanging upside down.
Tactile (Touch): Constantly touching textures, people, or objects; a love for “messy play” like mud or sand.
Oral (Taste/Mouth): Chewing on non-food items (shirt collars, pencils, or a strong preference for intense flavours like spicy, sour, or crunchy foods.
Auditory (Hearing): Making loud noises, humming, or needing the TV/music volume to be high.
Visual (Sight): Fascination with spinning objects (fans, wheels), bright lights, or moving patterns.
There is no single cause for these behaviours, but it's associated with conditions such as Autism spectrum disorder (ASD), sensory processing disorder (SPD), Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
I will talk about how these affect our day to day activities next time.

You are such a strong woman...Take your flowers!....GOD BLESS YOU SWEETIE!!!!

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

When I wanted to get wedded, one of my Aunty that was brought up by my late Mum vowed not to attend. I know her to be a slanderer and pretender but I didn't think she would give this information to the other step siblings which poisoned their minds. 

I didn't want to confront her so I told the person she told to ask her the reason she would be absent but she only said it was because I didn't invite her personally (A lie).

 This was someone my Dad asked me to go and visit so that she can call the items on the list for me as my Dad was just recovering from memory loss that period.

 As soon as she started infecting others with the negativity, I began to panic because I didn't want my wedding to be scanty. 

Already it was supposed to be a family affair, now imagine if families didn't show up. 

Along the line, I was disappointed that she didn't open up to me the real reason why she would be absent but went around spoiling other invited guests' minds, but my husband said to let it go because it is not her wedding but mine and I could let the issue ruin my happiness .

So I made up my mind that whether or not they attend, I am the bride and it is my wedding. 

True to their words, they did not attend but God took all the glory, my husband's family came in multitude and covered for the bride's canopy and you wouldn't know which side is the Bride's or Groom's. 

The wedding was a huge success. 

On January first this year, I missed some calls on my phone from a particular number, I decided to call back and it was her. 

I quickly dropped the call because I never forgave her for that act.

LOL.....I wanted to preach that you should have listened to her but i cant advice what i cant do....You should have called back and dropped the call again and blocked her....lol

She may have been jealous but the others who believed her what was their own?

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Different Churches And How Their Pastors And Wives Behave In Church

Anglican: Anglican priests are usually not romantic in church like their Pentecostal colleagues.

It's like they derive pleasure in making their wives look older than they are.

Normally, an Anglican priest would say,

"Let's welcome our 'mummy' to the pulpit."

Mummy will make her way to the stage in her skirt suit and feather-hat.

The priest will then say, "Mama yard, the Lord is your strength."

As she's blushing, she'll bend her knees in deep regard for her husband and say, "Daddy, thank you Sir for giving me the privilege to share the word."

House on the rock: Their pastors are quite different.

A HOTR pastor would say to his wife during service, "Sweetheart, could you please join me on stage?"

His wife (usually a light-skinned beauty) would catwalk to the stage in her 6 inch heels.

He'll take a second or two to admire his wife, then he'll turn to the congregation and say,

"You know, brethren, I remember when I met this bundle of gorgeousness on an economy flight to Abuja, the Lord said to me "son, that's the bone of your bone.""

The audience will go, "awwn awwn""Ride on sir!"

Deeper Life: Deeper Life pastors often make it seem like their wives are married to the Lord and not them.

For instance, their pastor might invite his wife to the stage, but before giving her the mic, he'll break into spiritual declarations

"May the Lord grant you more anointing to labour in his vineyard daughter of Zion."

While the woman wearing a formless, puffed sleeve blouse and a wrapper with an akwa oche turban bows repeatedly before him.

Cele: The pastors call their wives "Maami" or "Iya Bolu" during Sunday service, it's common in some of their language parishes.

There are occasions where the priest might praise his wife Iya Bolu in church. You'd see her fiddling with her white gown like a schoolgirl.

Christ Embassy: In Christ Embassy, female worshippers might get a bit jealous when they see how much attention the pastors give their wives during services. The way they celebrate their wives can be a lot

You'll have to deal with the fact that the hot bobo on the pulpit that wears stylish Italian suits, the one you're crushing on - he keeps saying "and my burriful wife over there..."

E go pain you ehn.

Catholic: Well, Father no dey marry so... 

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha I had a good laugh reading this...The person wey compile this thing na werey!!!

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BE YOUR OWN SUPPORT SYSTEM

• Believing in yourself even when no one claps for you
• Encouraging yourself when things feel slow
• Celebrating your small wins
• Standing strong when people misunderstand you
• Taking care of your body, skin, mind, and emotions intentionally
It means you don’t wait for validation before you grow.
You don’t wait for applause before you glow.
You don’t wait for permission before you improve.
Support yourself by always Speaking positively about yourself
Investing in your growth
Resting without guilt
Protecting your peace
Choosing healthy habits
Taking care of your skin and overall wellbeing
When you become your own support system, you become emotionally stronger.
You stop depending completely on external approval, and you start building internal confidence.
Today after reading this, ask yourself: How am I supporting myself in this season?
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