Monday In House News

 Monday hailings....

MONDAY MEMO

Good day to everyone...
Ihope that your day is going on well? Ya all need to send in Chronicle or post in the comment section cos folder ti empty abi kilode!!!
I am in good mood cos someone did giveaway for me today and its whooping...LOL
Cookathons winners will hear from me today.... I was outta town over the weekend and still having some small jetlag......I no enter jet oh
I also visited The Hague...OMG, it is a beautifully organised city and some hours at the beachside Restuarant was everything.....I didnt know what to order so i ordered for different meals ..hahahahaha..
I am not begging anyone again oh, those of you fighting ,please continue.....no time for nonsense again......

Abeg have a nice day.......God bless...........

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

I still know the exact moment I began to hate Mathematics. Ironically, it was once my favorite subject.
I was about eight years old, in Primary Three, and I genuinely enjoyed solving sums.
When school was about to resume, my mum asked her elder aunt, who lived with us, to buy my textbooks.
Among them was a brand-new Mathematics textbook.
I was overjoyed because I knew what that book meant.
In my school, the rich children sat in front while the poor sat at the back.
The only things that could level the playing field were brilliance and having the required textbooks.
I already had the brains.
Now I finally had the book too.
For the first time, I felt I would not be mocked. While arranging the books, the unexpected happened. 

My mum found my older sister's old Mathematics textbook.
It was worn out, torn, and barely held together.
Without hesitation, she asked my aunt to return the new one since no name had been written in it. I cried until my eyes were swollen.
I even pretended to faint, hoping she would change her mind.
She didn't.
The new book was returned, and the old, ragged one became mine.
Every day I struggled to carry it to school, I felt ashamed. I hated opening it in front of my classmates.
The confidence I once had slowly disappeared. My love for Mathematics disappeared with it. And I lost interest in the subject. Till date, I pay attention to what my kids tells me no matter how stupid it sounds and I strife to offer them the best.

WOW!!!!....mine was different, the female teacher made me hate it cos of floggings and disgrace once one fails her tests..I opted not to take the tests and kept missing my work until i could not do it anymore....Somehow i always managed to escape with just a pass mark....I never faled but i never passed it well....na wah.....I complained so mch that when my Bambinos were in secondary school and doing their math homeowrk, i would hear them telling someone on the phone that ''Mama cant do mathe at all cos her teacher blahblahblah, if i give her to help me i will fall it''

Hhahahahahahahahhahahhaha

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AS E DEY PAIN DEM FOR THE VILLE....

These are people from my old group stolen by Eva of Canada (with the failed BBL) who was looking for people to scam...they didnt know her real intentions until she took over the group and started billing them let right and center....The final breakup came when she took millions from them for xmas presents and they got none...... They chatted last on the New dawn group nine months ago.....

In short scatter has scattered them....

them don scatter , they are not even up to 20 again in the once loaded group...OLD EX  BVs there no reach ten again sef and most have them have contacted me to apologise...

This is a screesnhot of when they were laughing at me when Doris was dragging me on Instagram...hahahhahhahahahhahahha

They have gossiped and laughed, now na my turn...hahahahahahahahahaha

Infact i hear they did exactly what she to me, removed her admin and blasted her but they added her back and she removed them from admin and from the group and now they have all formed a group where all they do is trash her....hahahahahahahahhahaha...This one sweet me..Make una buy pure water share for both groups, i will pay.

I don laugh finish, lets move on (Sideeyes at myself for always saying move on but i still stand)

I am officially so petty!!!.....Agbaya!

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FOR WOMEN AGING GRACELY OR WITH FLAWED SKIN

HOW TO USE ANTI‑AGING PRODUCTS SAFELY AND SEE RESULTS FASTER

Aging is natural, but caring for your skin is a choice. With the right products and a simple routine, your skin can stay bright, firm, and youthful without stress. Here’s a safe, easy guide to help you get the best out of anti‑aging products — especially if you’re using Niacinamide, Vitamin C, or Hyaluron boosters.

1. Start Your Morning With Vitamin C (Glow + Firmness)

Vitamin C is one of the most trusted ingredients for brightening and protecting the skin. It helps your skin look fresh, reduces dullness, and supports firmness.

General safe practice:  

Apply Vitamin C on clean skin in the morning, then follow with moisturizer. It helps your skin stay bright throughout the day.

2. Use Niacinamide at Night (Repair + Smoothness)

Niacinamide is a gentle powerhouse. It supports skin repair, smooths texture, reduces the appearance of pores, and helps the skin stay strong.

General safe practice:  

Use Niacinamide at night after cleansing. It works quietly while you sleep, helping your skin recover from daily stress.

3. Add Hyaluron for Extra Plumpness

Hyaluron is known for attracting moisture and giving the skin a plump, youthful look. It’s gentle and works well with most routines.

General safe practice:  

Apply Hyaluron before your moisturizer. It helps lock in hydration and keeps the skin looking fresh.

4. Keep Your Routine Simple

You don’t need ten products. You just need the right ones.

A simple routine helps your skin stay calm and reduces the chance of irritation.

General safe practice:  

Morning: Vitamin C

Night: Niacinamide

Anytime: Hyaluron

This combination is widely used for glow, firmness, and smoothness.

5. Be Consistent

Anti‑aging results come from consistency, not pressure.

When you use your products regularly, your skin responds better and stays healthier.

6. Protect Your Peace While Protecting Your Skin

The world can be loud. People can be harsh. Trolls can be cruel.

But your skin  and your peace deserve gentleness.

A calm routine is a small way of choosing yourself every day.

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CHECK YOUR NAILS PLEASE

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STRONG MEN ARE NOT FOR GIRLS!

GIRLS will always choose very easy men who have no principles nor boundaries because strong, real or intentional men would require them to become WOMEN.
Listen,
A girl will call a strong man “too much, controlling, too domineering,” etc because becoming the woman he deserves of her would require her to be accountable, disciplined, well behaved, and requires growth.
It’s easier for a GIRL to choose a weak man who expects less than to become a woman who can offer more to a real man.
Girls don’t avoid strong men because strong men are impossible to love. They avoid them because strong men can see through their excuses, their inconsistencies, their bad character, and their empty words.
Never you let down your healthy principles and boundaries in order to accommodate any GIRL, your boundaries are for your protection, those are the sieves that filter away the wrong women from your life. You are the real man!

From Joyous J Page

Hahahahahahahahahahhsahahahahahahaha I avoid strong men because ......

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