I was running late last night to get to the market before it closed. I got there at almost 7pm because I wanted to make Afang soup, but the woman I usually buy okazi from didn't come. Her neighbour, who sells water leaf and other ingredients, tried to help me get okazi from the only woman still selling it, but there was a queue of customers waiting for her to slice it and I couldn't wait.

So I decided to just make rice and stew instead since I already had everything at home. As I was leaving, the woman suggested I try water leaf and vegetable soup. I was hesitant because I'd never cooked it before, but she convinced me.

Since she sells both vegetable and water leaf, I bought them from her along with stockfish etc. I already had other proteins at home, and I love cooking with periwinkle and prawn, so I bought those too. I made the meal last night and it turned out very delicious. I enjoyed it so much and will definitely make it again, though Afang still tastes better.

This weekend, I want to try making fried rice again to see if I've improved since my last attempt didn't turn out great. I'm currently on my way home, racing to go and eat. My mind has been stuck on that food since 12pm 🤣🤣


©️ TEEJAY

Game Night Friyay To The Rescue-Riddle

What can travel all around the world while staying put in a corner?


Btw, the answer to last week Friday's "guess who" is Cardi B who recently got pictured with Nigerian Footballer, Maduka Okoye again.

Una good evening o. I just finished downing unpeeled bean cake/coarse bean budding as the case may be and it was pretty okay. I feel it's something people from other tribes/ethnic groups can eat. Have you eaten a papa before? Rate it outta 10!

Get groovy groovy and jumpy jumpy 'cause it's allowed on a Friday night such as this one.

In my community, it is believed that the bone inside a hunchback holds huge value. 💰

For this, once a child with a hunchback is born, the parents sharply take the child somewhere to remove the valuable ingredient inside the hunchback so that hunchback hunters and or ritūālīsts who use hunchbacks go avoid the child. These hunters supposedly have a way of knowing which hunchback still dey active once they see a person with a hunchback even from far

One grand uncle who has a hunchback once said that during his vicenarian years, guys around him were balling 👩‍❤️‍👨 👉👌💦, but the balling wasn't for him. Because anytime he looked at his condition, he was afraid that no woman would ever look him face cos he dey ugly, hunchbacked and poor. He convinced himself that if he became rich, fine women go love am at least because of his money.

So on his own one day, he went to a juju house to use half of the bone in his back to make money. But when he got there, he was told that his tozo had no liquid, therefore e dey useless. They cleared him that it had been removed right from when he was still little.

He now said no wam. As my Plan A no work make una sha just run me Plan B which is to give me the power to disappear and reappear, and they did give him.

One Sunday, he packed plenty of empty sack bags and headed to one bank. When he got to the bank, he didn't go straight to the entrance, he just leaned against the wall and said 'take me inside' and he immediately found himself inside.

He went straight to the vault, filled his sacks with money and was about to leave. But each time he tried to disappear, he would simply hit the wall instead. Hah! It went on for so long

An idea then occured to him to drop the bag and try leaning on the wall alone, and this time after whispering his destination, he successfully found himself out. He returned inside again and tried carrying just a few bundles 💵, but for where? He couldn't still disappear with am. That was when it dawned on him that he don jam bad market. He poured all the money back into the vault and left with his empty sacks 😢

He went on to say that before banks are built, them go first surround abi enclose the land with zinc sheets and during that process, it's not only mercury that is being buried on such land, even animals and sometimes also human blöōd ain't left out.

That's why always, if tiff want cash out for bank, e must go korokoro with bullet proof and egbe. 🔫

Because that mercury alone no go gree for person to fit disappear with anything from within the bank premises. If not all wïckïd Nigerians for don become rich just by disappearing and appearing inside banks to cash out saraa money and ACs. Lol 😂

Today the man is averagely rich just by going into the bush to pick baskets of snails which he sells and makes the real liquid 💰

When one door, sorry, one vault closes, enter jungle. 🐌 🐌 🐌

TGIF

I'm glued to my television now till 9:30pm. I live a boring life now and I'm not liking it at all.
I truly want to go out more often.

I'm glad we won our game tonight. 🙏🏾

Today has been good. Thank God! 🙏🏾

My usual Chicken suya plus enough banana smoothie prepared by me🥤 to the rescue oo
Omoh eeh, today my second name nah stress😅but I'm getting myself now sha🥰 will be snacking on groundnut after...
Dalukwanu oo

Things don really fall apart ooo. My friend papa don go give Aisha were be albino belle. Last week Friday Aisha dn finally born pikin. She born her fellow albino but the pikin na dwarf. Naso life just tire me. No be just say she born albino but e join dwarf fir the man. My friend mother just dey get joy like small pikin since.

Just finished watching Lioness season 3 finale. Very emotional and shocking ending.
Mobland season 2 next on my list 🍿

It's a good evening here.
Cool breeze whistling and blowing my mind away how I like it,I'm mesmerized.
Just chilling though till sleep calls.....Thank God for today.

My people TGiF. Dem don pay salary o. Make I round up my work and rush go my joint before person take my normal seat wey I dey siddon to scope Olosho dem as dem dey go toilet for the joint 😁. I’ve got a feeling. That tonight’s gonna be a good night 😂

On my first job, moving to my second job after this one. Working on saturday too. Only have sunday off in the week. Life of a single abroadian.

I gave one man words of his life today. Chai, me sef come pity am but he overstepped his boundaries. E good for am. Person wey dey find my trouble now now come dey beg me say make I avoid am. Hahahahahhahah.