Gists CAFE Exclusive -A Peep At Ibinabo Fiberesma's Diamond Engagement Ring.

   CHECKOUT CHIOMA APOTHA'S DESIGNER POUT

Claim to fame - Nollywood actress,90percent

controversy free.

Chioma looks good,however the lipstick looks like something out

of a comedy scene.Oh yes...Comedienne Princess wears this lipstick 

when she wants to look funny.

 Horribly caked lipstick on a beautifully sculptured face.

 Agree or disagree,its none of my business or yours and it definitely

wont stop her from smiling to the bank!........where is that tea?

LOOKING FOR ENE LAWANI ?

      Claim to fame - longest sitting Miss Nigeria.wore the crown for

        6years before a new queen was crowned

Beautiful Ene Lawani was light skinned when she was crowned years back alright but i do
not know this 'halfcaste' parading as her now.
This is not a memo to call out Ene,nah,i wouldn't do that cos i like her so much.
This is for all the people who might know her but not recognise her when they see her.
Please if you see anyone that you think looks like her,its probably her.
Our waffy forefathers say concerning this kind matter that....
''No matter how deep you go under water go mess the gbudu-gbudu must come out''.
Ene small small you hear?








            IBINABO FIBERESIMA SET TO WED HER BEST FRIEND  IN DECEMBER 
                                CHECKOUT HER DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING

                                                          

Claim to Fame - Ex beauty queen Miss wonderland
 Controversial Actress/AGN president

 
Nollywood actress cum controversial Actors guild president Ibinabo Fiberesima got engaged on July 10,2014.........okay,that's old news from yesterday's gist's cafe right?
Guess what?the beautiful mother of three is engaged to be married to a breath taking knight
in shining armour who hails from Imo state and attended University of Ibadan.

Those who have seen the about to be darling husband swear on crooked toes that he is hot!
You like Ib's ring?.....Diamonds are a girls best friend!

Good things happen to people who rejoice with people whom good things have happened to...
Its your choice to cuss her out or bless God for letting love find her again.
Both families are already in talks on how the wedding will be..
The December Port Harcourt wedding will be her second and by Gods Grace her last.
Waffy go say ''at all,at all na em bad ooo''






        THE KILLER CHICKEN AMINU SADIQ OGWUCHE HAS COME HOME TO ROAST

Claim to Fame - Boko haram member,bomb blast co-mastermind responsible
 for the massacre of hundred's of Nigerians in Abuja and unknown.

The Nyaya Abuja bomb blast co-mastermind, Aminu Sadiq Ogwuche was Tuesday, 15 July, deported to Nigeria from Sudan where he had taken refuge.
You are looking at the face of a heartless man responsible for a lot of peoples tears.
Before he starts talking,they should first cut off his ears and his balls to remind him of
what pain is.......and just in case he dies when being tortured,we will give God praise because when the wicked perish,the city rejoices!.
I hope this man will not vanish from Police custody?he must be roasted the same way he roasted others.
I hereby propose the ''an eye for an eye'' treatment on this cursed,ugly,foul mouthed heediot of a man...FOOLISH STUPID MAN...If indeed he is guilty as accused,may the wrath of GOD visit him ASAP.!!!







                      AWWWW POOR FALCONETS...FIFA DEADLINE EXPIRES TODAY.

The deadline issued by FIFA to Nigeria to either reinstate the Aminu Maigari-led board of the Nigeria Football Federation, or face expulsion from the Under 20 Female World Cup, scheduled for next month in Canada, expires today….OH NO!….Oh yes!

The World Football governing body has already instructed the South African female Under 20 team to be ready to replace the Nigerian falconets  at the tournament if the country fails to comply with the order to revert to status quo regarding Maigari’s sacking….

Note that FIFA is not doing this because of Maigari,they only think the Nigerian government is poke nosing in football matters and they want a stop to it….ASAP.

If you are thinking what i am thinking and considering the fact that up until today nothing has been done,then the falconets better Canada .

Going!…..going………

     ADEDIBU LAUGHED HA HA HA HA AND THEN STOLE 1K POUNDS.

TESLIM ADEDIBU?..*let me close my eye and guess his Nationality...join me!*

A bank robber who kicked down a security screen at Barclays flagship London branch to steal almost £1,000 in cash was caught after packets of red dye exploded as he made his getaway.

Teslim Adedibu, 34, fled from the bank in Piccadilly shouting “robbery, robbery, ha ha ha, I’ve got all the money” moments before he was engulfed in red smoke as he ran down Shaftesbury Avenue with a rucksack stuffed with banknotes.....mumu.

Earlier on May 12, jobless Adedibu had been told he was not allowed to withdraw any money because he was thousands of pounds in debt.

He returned five minutes later demanding £10,000 before smashing through the security screen and grabbed £910 from the Regent Street branch.

But the hapless thief had inadvertently put dye packets into his bag which exploded as he tried to make his escape.

Detectives were able to trace him the following day from details he had entered into a card reader during the original failed transaction...LMAO

Adedibu’s barrister, Simon Gruchy, told the judge the raid was “unplanned, impulsive and completely unsophisticated” and his client had been “desperate” because he was £9,000 in debt and thought his benefits had stopped.

Adedibu has been jailed for 18 months.As he was led away Adedibu of Edmonton, east London, said: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”..culled n edited

*eyes opened......IS HE A NIGERIAN?

                                   HILDA DOKUBO HAS A CO-WIFE?

                      Claim to fame - Nollywood movies abandoned for politics

Gist merchants whisper that Hilda's hubby has taken a younger wife who just conluded
her NYSC.....Darling husband is also alleged to have relocated to Lagos and is presently
taking time out at Timaya's where he has free lodging.
I dont know if this is good or bad news but i though Hilda and hubby Karo Mrakpor settled their marital problems last year?...I thought everything was okay?
Hmmmm.......

                BUY THE WINNING TEAM OF WORLD CUP 2014

        

      The next time you are buying a can of coke,please look well because the names of the world cup 2014 winning team is what you will see.......lol

Did i hear you say enough of all this blah blah concerning Germany winning the world cup?

May if ya'all nice,i might just stop..lol

*Manuel Neuer....Mwaaah*





                                      AIDS IS REAL

It has no rival.......''kosorogun''.

please protect yourself before sex..i am not about to preach abstinence cos no one is listening.... please protect yourself before the nacking cos you also protect those who love you from the pain of loosing you via sexually transmitted diseases..okay,we will all die but dont let the process which brought you into the world kill you!!

have a day everyone.