Gists CAFE - Monday

GOVERNOR ROCHAS OKOROCHA THE DRAMA KING

This is the picture of Gov Rochas Okorocha .

I dont know how long ago this picture was taken but it has been recently released on the internet to show that the governor knows how to ride a bike,right?

Otherwise i do not know what else we are supposed to do with this pic.

And those cars behind him,are they following him or is he blocking the way?lol

If someone can nicely explain this picture,I will be most grateful..

and before anyone goes hallucinating I AM NOT ANTI/PRO PDP OR APC!

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SEX TOY STUCK IN WOMANS VAYJAYJAY FOR 10YEARS!

Doctors were stunned when they found a sex toy stuck inside a woman they were treating for weight loss - and it had been there for ten years.

The woman went to hospital saying she was lethargic, incontinent and had been losing weight.

When the 38-year-old, from Aberdeen was given an X-ray, doctors found a five-inch sex toy in her vagina.The woman, who has not been named, was found to be suffering a urinary blockage, and was diagnosed with vesicovaginal fistula, a condition which allows urine to flow into the vagina....

She said she had used the toy during a drunken night with a partner 10 years before, and could not remember removing it.

After surgeons removed the toy, the woman made a full recovery...WOOOW!...alert to all those stuck on sex toys,please check if any is missing oh.

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GHANAIAN ENTERTAINERS  LUCHEZ NANA YAW AND NAHNAH ABYNAH SEX VIDEO LEAKS ONLINE AND NAHNAH TENDERS FACEBOOK APOLOGY BUT .....

Nahnah posted this picture on her facebook wall one hour after
she tendered an apology to everyone.

They are both Ghanaians and recorded the sex video smiling into it and had sex with the Nahnah poking out her tongue and smiling.I guess the heat was too much because after the video leaked people thronged to their
facebook wall to call them out and cuss them.Yesterday Sunday July 27,2014 Nahnah tendered an apology on her facebook wall but the picture above was posted by her and she even posted the link to the sex video but took it off......If you are interested,watch the sex video here.... link

 The beautiful lady who has entertainer on her FB profile tendered this apology
''I'm most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. He's given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully I'll learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do. Secondly, I am here today to apologize for the personal mistakes I have made and the embarrassment I have caused. I make this apology to my neighbors and my constituents, but I make it particularly to parents. I am not here to explain anything to anyone.. We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past... We learn from failure, not from success! I am glad that I paid so little attention to your criticism...n pls m nt dead''

The rumour was that she committed suicide after the tapes leaked but she ended it with ''pls m nt dead''.
Someone however posted on the page that it was a fake page and was wondering why someone would post a sex video,open a facebook page,ask people to like it,tender an apology and then continue posting pics.

*I smell a KKWest stunt gone wrong.I hope she has learnt her lessons and I hope the sex tape gives her the fame she seeks....none of my business!


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                                   BILLIONAIRE ALERT:IGHO CHARLES SANOMI II

At age 39, Igho Charles Sanomi II has made history as the youngest billionaire from Africa.He hailes from Agbor area of Delta state. He owns businesses in oil and power sector and also has his own private jet.

Here is his official biography:
“Igho Charles Sanomi II was born in 1975 in Agbor Delta State, Nigeria, the fifth child (and first son) of a devout Catholic family.
His father, the late Dickens Oghenereumu Patrick Sanomi hailed from Delta State Nigeria and was a retired Assistant Inspector General of the Nigerian Police.

He is the young, dynamic founder and Chief Executive Officer of the Taleveras Group, an internationally recognized energy and power conglomerate with offices in London, Geneva, Cape Town, Dubai, the Ivory Coast, Abuja and Lagos.

He also acts as Chairman or Co-chair on the boards of companies with interests as diverse as construction, telecommunications, shipping, aviation and real estate. Mr Sanomi’s mother, Mabel Iyabo Sanomi holds a Royal title of Yeye Jemo of Isotun Ijesha Kingdom in Osun State. She was a renowned nurse and medical entrepreneur from Osun State in South Western Nigeria.

Mr Sanomi entered the world of business shortly after completing his Bachelor’s Degree in Geology and Mining at the University of Jos in Northern Nigeria. He rose quickly to the position of Executive Director with Sarian Oil and Cosmos Oil AG, an international Oil Trading Company with its core activities in West Africa.

During his time in this role he single handedly developed the company’s trading operations by negotiating the export and delivery of fuel oils from West Africa to the United States Gulf Coast. He also developed a strategic alliance with a major international oil trading group based in Zug, Switzerland.

"ONE OF THE NEW GENERATION OF YOUNG PROFESSIONALS IN NIGERIA WHO ARE ESTABLISHING THEMSELVES AS YOUNG LEADERS OF THE PRIVATE SECTOR BUSINESS COMMUNITY" Forbes magazine.

Check out his website here

#proudlydelta

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                                                   NEWS ROUND UP

No enforcement date yet for new plate number and license 

The federal road safety commission has announced that there is no deadline for the implementation if the new plate number and drivers license. FRSC public education officer Jonas Agwu said that contrary to press speculation of August 1 deadline motorists should renew their vehicle plates and licenses in accordance with the law. 

New pro Jonathan group floods IMO with presidents posters

A new pro president Goodluck Jonathan group called Friends of Goodluck (FOG) have taken to the streets of IMO state with posters of the president ardently seeking support for his re-election bid in 2015 

Boko Haram abducts Cameroon politicians wife 

According to reports from the Cameroonian military the wife of the deputy prime minister of Cameroon, a religious leader and a Mayor have all been abducted by Boko haram in the northern Cameroonian town of Kolofata. 

National confab falters 

The press secretary of the nchairman of the national conference James Akpandem announced that the presentation of the conference reports earlier scheduled by Justice Idris Legboor for August 4 has been postponed till August 11. Mr Akpandem blames the delay on the sallah break. 

Excuse must come out from somewhere sha. Kai ....... Lol 

Ebola virus: Arik Air halts flights into Liberia and Sierra Leone 

Arik Air yesterday announced the suspension if all flights into Monrovia Liberia and Freetown Sierra Leone due to the Ebola epidemic in these countries. 

If you must travel there,you are on your own oh.

NFF signature forgery Kawu threatened with forensics Analyses 

The executive board of the Nigerian football federation has threatened to subject the chairman of Nigerian Nationwide League, Alhaji Ahmed Kawu to forensic examination if he fails to withdraw his public statement indicating that his signature was forged amongst those that impeached NFF president Alhaji Aminu Maigari. Kawu has since completely dissociated himself from the impeachment. 

LMAO!

PDP plan to bribe Nysc members APC alleges

The director of publicity research and strategy of the APC in OSun state Mr Kunle Oyatomi in osogbo on Sunday has accused the PDP of planning to bribe members of the NYSC to rig the August 9 Guber elections. ..APC should just leave PDP alone and concentrate on winning,ah ah,enough already!

Minister of national planning Dr Olarenwaju Suleiman on Saturday evening in Abuja has said that he would champion the cause to free Kwara state from the tenacious grip of the former governor Bukola Saraki 

The national president of the Igbo Worldwide Union (IWU) has called on the federal government and the various security agencies to take seriously the threats and inciting comments of the Arewa consultative forum and the Arewa youth development foundation against the interest, livelihood and well being of southerners living in the north. 

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            NAFDAC BOSS PAUL ORHI FACE YOUR WORK OH...DENCIA HAS                           REPLIED YOU SIR!

Nigerian Entertainment Industry Health Insurance Convention, held on .

Tuesday July 22,2014 and NAFDAC boss Paul Orhii revealed that the agency may arrest Cameroonian pop singer Dencia over her Whitenicious products…LMAO.

He said“There is this Cameroonian singer that has been going around with a cream…If I get her, she’ll be arrested” Orhii said at the conference on Tuesday 22nd July 2014 at the Eko Hotel & Suites, Victoria Island, Lagos.Orhii also claimed that Dencia’s products causes skin cancer.

The Net NG contacted Dencia’s rep for a comment and the rep went on a rant.
“Whitenicious is not made in Nigeria and has no connections with Nigeria. Doesn’t Nigeria have more problems than worry about Dencia? Arrest Dencia lol how do you arrest a US citizen? Smh African leaders need to focus on Africa and stop joining the bandwagon for fame.”

Dencia’s response is “Whitenicious has been in the market for under 7 months and all these vicious lies and attack someone will pay for it and maybe it will be NAFDAC incase they didn’t get a simple law class you don’t make such comments about anyone and their business especially because no one has had any cancer like they claim. This is defamation. They need to study more and talk less. Nigeria has more issues than Whitenicious, Nigeria has worst pollution that Whitenicious, maybe he can put his energy into fixing roads and giving the masses clean water and lights to keep them healthy since he is worried about a cosmetic that isn’t a drug. Where is Dencia selling the products in Nigeria? Does she have a store there? Why are people so pompous? He (Orhii) should get a life or maybe get laid by his wife or side chicks. Dencia doesn’t care and wouldn’t even give it any attention because it is that irrelevant.”

*the people who buy bleaching products,are they kids?why dont they arrest bleaching experts Pela and his cohorts who are based in Nigeria?mscheeew,

talk about leaving the log in your eyes and pointing at someone else's.

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NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT SHOULD APOLOGISE TO BOKO

HARAM FOR KILLING THEIR LEADER?

one of my best seats in my collection

"The summary execution of the Boko Haram’s former leader, Mohammed Yusuf in 2009 provided the soil of martyrdom for the nurture and growth of the sect. Government must declare peace first of all; apologizing for the murder of Mohammed Yusuf to the sect members not their sympathizers or bandits.”Vanguard

I dont know what to make of what Pastor Tunde bakare has said but

why would the government apologise to Boko haram for killing one

person when they have killed thousands themselves?Do you agree with

tunde's logic?I do not and i think as a pastor he should join those praying to God to save Nigeria...apologise to BH indeed.Will apologising stop all the killings?

Another bomb went off in kano this morning for crying out loud!

I feel like jumping up and E-slapping someone right now!

''He who kills by the sword shall die by the sword.....''isn't this bible reference applicable to the BH saga?

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                   I WANT A BABYGIRL..........NAETO C'S BABYGIRL!!!

Naeto just makes me wanna have another pikin oooh.see the way he cuddled the baby in his arms and see the look on his face.

I miss the smell of a lil babys mouth when you kiss them..LOL.

Oh the feeling....BUT i just checked my vayjayjay and it says 

'road closed try next door!..LMAO!

congrats once again to Nicole and Naeto on the arrival of their little princess who is just 5 days old!

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                            SEE THE PRESIDENTS OLDER SISTER!

I wonder how it feels like to be the sibling of a ruling President...do they feel his pain?do they worry with him as well?abi na enjoyment all the way?

she looks good for whatever age she is!

Can i be president Jonathan's *voice fade out*..........for a day?LOL!

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                                AIDS IS REAL....SO IS EBOLA!

Nature,accident or intentional?dont ask me,play safe!

Na wah,not only is it dangerous now to have sex without condom,it is also now

a possible risk to make contact with friends,strangers and even loved ones..just one touch and it might be all over....please whilst you are wearing the condom or insisting on one before sex...also remember that your one night stand/long term lover might be in the early stages of Ebola virus infection.

Please take all the necessary measures to protect yourself from both and remember that Ebola is more deadly than HIV/AIDS.

Once infected Ebola victims have about two weeks to twenty one days to live...

I don't know what else to say.....just buy condoms,gloves,disinfectant and nose protection.