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Sunday, 29 January 2017

Sunday Laughs

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' DON'T LAUGH '' said the patient JUDE
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'' OF COURSE.I WON'T LAUGH ''......the doctor said '' I'M A PROFESSIONAL.IN OVER TWENTY YEARS I'VE NEVER LAUGHED AT A PATIENT ''.


'' O.K THEN '' Jude replied and proceeded to drop his trouser,revealing the tinniest THING the doctor had ever seen...
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a watch battery...Unable to control himself,the doctor started giggling,then fell laughing to the floor.


Ten minutes later,he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.....'' I'M SO SORRY '' said the doctor '' I REALLY AM.I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME......ON MY HONOUR AS A DOCTOR AND A GENTLEMAN,I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN......NOW WHAT SEE TO BE PROBLEM? ''.


Jude replied '' IT'S SWOLLEN ''.

56 comments:

Miss Ess said...

Hahaha I follow whoever curse Napa too

Oluyomi Odukoya said...

That tiny weeny is swollen ke? Hian

Anonymous said...

A pretty lady that would allow me treat her like a queen, stand with her, be a good friend and be honest.
Is that too much to ask for?
I need real love and it seems there's none.

James' hater said...

I enjoyed it all, especially the patient

peace maker said...

Lol hilarious

becky naka said...

Lmao......jude and doc is very funny.

The mad men joke too.

I didn't go to church today.

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

The tiny thing is even swollen sef lolz.... When I was in secondary school I liked the no 4 to 6 best

Chysugar said...

I curse u with the spoilt soup in my fridge...Hahahahahahha
Very soon,people will start cursing with their pubic hairs too...

Nice laffs,I had fun reading.
Correct bro must surely Be a broke ass...don't ask me why!!!

BluntChic (Ijebu/Ibibio blood) said...

NEPA I curse you....

Hihihihihihi that kain curse.

Are there any worshippers in the house?. Letz do blog service na since I forgot to look for 20 20 naira change yesterday. I cannot come and go and put a whole 500 naira as offering na.

I learnt my lesson last week at apostolic church.... How they successful squeezed 2k from me all in the name of offering, I dunno.

I am done with 'church prostitution'! Enough of having a taste of all. "Lemme start and be going" to my church where you are given an envelope and nobody cares if you give 5 kobo.

#dropspen.

Anastacia Grey said...

Hehehehehe
Very funny

Makason said...

House service for me today
Go back home there is no schools today. Lolz.

Happy sunday Stella

patt ogar said...

Funny

Madame koinkoin a.k.a 'peace lover" said...

Hahahahaha that nepa got me rolling I can so relate , most people don fall victims especially when you cook plenty to keep for freezer.

Isaacson said...

Lolzzz good one

xhlrted p said...

Pregnant? No more uploading of pics. Who swollen cheeks and swollen nose epp? Kikiki

Sec school days...go home no school today. We head to the dorms and out to the gardens for cool gists and review of novels.

All are sweet biko.
Ooosheeeeeyyy!

Becky Divine said...

Hahaaaaahahahaha sooo funny
Correct bro I heart you jare

GOONs Mi said...

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahagaggagagagaggagagagaggagaggagaggagagaga

dashen duch said...

Ok

Ammy Bee said...

I sorry 4 Jude. Lol. North thyme was waisted.

Anonymous said...

Can we all say a prayer for Jude?

miss Aboki the great said...

Lmao ooo
Time north wested at all.
I attended mass today ooo
#TeamCatholicForLife
I have not attended sunday service in another church for the past 10years. That is because the first time I attended a pentecostal church tje pastor used over 45mins of his preaching time condemning the catholic church and twisting the doctrines to fit into his criticism. I had to walk out at some point. Since then i dont go near them At all.

YINXS said...

Too long,funny and recycled memes

miss Aboki the great said...

Happy sunday Yomi. Hope you are good?

Hadey Halaba said...

Oh my God.... Batri size weeny swollen. It must originally be the size of a wristwatch batri then ..

Chai eh

Anonymous said...

SDK what happened to the gbagaun post now?Or is because most of the gbagauns usually comes from the irritants of this blog & you don't want to get into trouble with them?

Krix said...

My phone just fell down from the table, so I'm checking if the people on my contacts are not injured ..., are you guys okay ? ... ... Please reply , I'm worried.
Happy Sunday alles!

Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Hahahaha looking for change to put 20 Naira and you want God to bless you.

I follow curse NEPA because my egusi soup spoilt yesterday chai

Anonymous said...

mmm paid me 32k yesterday.. Gradually but surely

Anonymous said...

Mogbe moku modaran choi choi miss Aboki remove this comment. 10 yrs ago how old were you to walk out from sermon pastor preached. ..and you call someone aunty agbaya, true true you no young you be dwarf. 10 yrs kai

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Lol

Creamie said...

There is real love out there, don't give up

Manna Bee said...

Why correct bro meme com litter the whole place like this? Mi o rerin joor.😥😥😥

Jasmine said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Very funny. That change part for offering is so true. I hate it with everything in me

Juliet Johnson said...

Lmao at the last joke.

Anonymous said...

Come bby leme show u true love

Housed-On-Water said...

Eh ehn and ordering sisters from jumia lol

miss Aboki the great said...

Anon free me na. If i am old is it your old age? Or dont you want to get old?. No let me face you this sunday afternoon ooo.

Anonymous said...

Da fuq is batri? Mumu

Anonymous said...

Go and make money first!

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Never argue with a liar. You can't win, because they believe their own lies*

Annie said...

Hahaha... Funny

Anonymous said...

OMG! This is the funniest compilation I have read in recent times..... Tears don full my face

charitybino said...

I liked 3-6 when I was in school. I laugh able correct bro is Bae.

PL THE GREAT said...

Not funny abeg. That correct brother or whatever needs to review his sense of humor. The last pic got be looking like 😨😨. What the hell is SHAKED? It is well with our educational system.

Single Mom said...

I couldn't stop laughing



Long live SDK

queen hadassah said...

No.6, go back home there's no school today gave me great joy.

Anonymous said...

Please can anyone help me with 8,000 naira to transport and buy some food stuff for school please. Thanks and God bless you all amen franciscafrancisca638@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Please can anyone help me with 8,000 naira to transport and buy some food stuff for school please. Thanks and God bless you all amen franciscafrancisca638@gmail.com

sholetoga said...

Stella just add sugar to my sunday......LMAO

Anonymous said...

Hehehe most re funny bt d one"buying kerosene #350 to cook #80 indomie" nd d mmm cracked my ribs most.well done

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

I laughed a little, theyre okay

temi dayo said...

I had a good lafff, kwa kwa kwa

Tessbaby said...

HAhahahahahahaah @ its swollen.



Anon y d attack? Were u not here wen she said their last born was 23? So wen she take say she b 18?

Abi Aboki u talk so?



Temi said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Can't stop laffing , Stella u too much.

Anonymous said...

Can't stop laffing , Stella u too much.

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