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Sunday, 29 October 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post..

Arrrrgh!!!...I cant stand some words,dont know about you!!!





Sist Instead of SIS
Husby instead of HUBBY!
Dint instead of DIDN'T

Arrrrg,there is more.........

129 comments:

Miss Ess said...

Dunno for, i dont know. I just hate it.

redbotafly said...

Can't stand when people say *how your matter dey be* irritating!

Weed Chic said...

Yansh instead of nyash πŸ˜›

Anonymous said...

Queen and boss
instead of
Queer and pus

Eka Joy said...

Dump instead of dumb and vice versa. Being instead of been.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜Š

Crazyhornywife said...

Kk
I will just stop chatting!

Vivadrew said...

What's up, hey, how far, how body. I detest these words with passion.

Sally jayd said...

inbetween instead of by the way.

Anonymous said...

Kikikiki


I can't stand the words :


UNAM IKOT MKPO (Bush animal)


ITID AWAN (woman toto)


ARIDIN (Mumu )



Lol




@ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE

MonkeyNoFineTheTafiaMama said...

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Beloved said...

Xup.... I will just reply your message in the next one month.

Kk....Long hiss

Hw re u, re u bk... Like seriously ?πŸ’

Kul...are you high on sachet water?

Hw far....please go find your mates na Main market πŸ˜‚
I no do again.

Samantha I said...

Taste instead of test. Frank instead of frown

Anonymous said...

I hate it when people say "ku ku"

Bubul said...

I will read comments

Benny Amadi said...

Hux instead of house,that stuff can vex me ehnn!

NorthernBae said...

'I met your absence'. Loll

'He/She/It wasn't on seat'.Lollest

'Peradventure'.- In 2017 fa? Hian!!!

'Gbensh' Well I only see the word here but I imagine street scum whenever I see it. Like ratchetunlimited.com

'Kk','Aofa','HBD','HNW', 'HML' 'thingy', 'cox','buh' etc I never ever respond to such, if

When we see, you can talk all you want.:-)

My list is long o, let me just stop here.

Iphie dearie said...

Pornyo
Totoh
Gbesh
I have tried unsuccessfully to mouth these 3 words that I learnt here privately, dunno if its yoruba, igbo or hausa.. or perhaps pidgin.
For some reason I still prefer my native Ike,Amu,Ira otu(so it doesn't have anything to do with 'forming' as you people put it) I just dislike them😩😩😩

Its a long list. Can't remember the rest.
Before I go.. I think the worse is pornyo, I blame AY for the viral word.🚢🏻‍♀️🚢🏻‍♀️🚢🏻‍♀️

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

Lit, bae, issa, kk, all the nonsense words you young people form and use nowadays just makes my skin crawl. I can never use such horrid words. My daughters try to get me to use them but it's never going to happen, anyone over 35 has no business using those words, makes them look irresponsible.

Anonymous said...

Am instead of I'm

STARRY LARRY said...

Your instead of you're

Happy womb escape, I hate it when someone use any of these




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

Bae

I have a strange dislike❌❌❌for that word.
Can't catch myself addressing loved ones with it.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances*

Kalu Kalu said...

Mine is not really a word, it more like a question or statement. "Like seriously". I hate to hear that, especially from guys

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

Instead of saying 'i am', they will write 'ayam'. Jeez.

Anonymous said...

Stuffs for stuff
Fishing for fishy

Anonymous said...

Happy born day, age with grace, am instead of I am etc.

Anonymous said...

Happy born day, age with grace, am instead of I am etc.

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Ife obuna buru ibu
Mara na abu di ya



Anything that is big
Has got pus in it.

jay urchy said...

Gd am, instead of good morning. My oga,instead of my husband

Anonymous said...

Kk
Xup
Nofing
Sowie
Laff
Cox... I just don't respond to your messages again.

KAYAN MATA AND BURAN TASHI EMPIRE ** WhatsApp 08032648192 said...

Aii for Alright.

Toto for veejay

KAYAN MATA AND BURAN TASHI EMPIRE ** WhatsApp 08032648192 said...

The most annoying one is kk for okay

Blackberry said...

Wardrope instead of wardrobe!!
I'm like, lurr hurve murrcy.

Anonymous said...

Yhu instead of you, Lolz instead of Lol.

Anonymous said...

I hat when I hear “I so much like... I so much love” what kind of nonsense English is that every single chronicle you see on the blog correction please: “I hate... so much” pls take note

Anonymous said...

I can't even stand any swear words. I wasn't brought up like that, i don't even use them on strangers how much more my loved ones. But since i married this yoruba man its been one swear word or the other, he doesn't even waste time in dishing them out. And i keep wondering how you can insult someone you claim to love? Like it doesn't add up to me. I can't even bring myself to type the things he says. Hmm it is well

Anonymous said...

Kk

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Vulgar words

Gorgeously Human said...

Toto or Tohtoh...however it is spelt. That word is so crass

Baby bunny said...

Morn instead of morning, ow instead of how,and so on.

Anonymous said...

God bless you. I hate it with everything in me.

Anonymous said...

Mob instead of mop, intelligency, brilliancy. I hate it when full grown Nigerian adults sound like American teenagers. Using words like 'duh' and 'like seriously' all the damn time.

DON™ said...

You send me K' instead of okay, conversation's over.

What's Bae, Boo mean, I hate hearing it.. Lol

Cynthia Iyede said...

U instead of you. Hw instead of how.

Iphie dearie said...

Wif

Iphie dearie said...

Thank you. Thank you😘😘😘
Same thing i typed down thereπŸ‘‡

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

Aaaah, I plenty oooh.
Kk- instead of okay.
Womb escaping day.
Dr-instead of Dear.
Sow- instead of sew
Coz,cos- because.

Anonymous said...

Most at times instead of most times

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

HaaahaaahaaahaaaHaaahaaahaaahaaa!
True.


I also don't like the use of phrase like 'HBD' 'HML' like what's the big deal in writing it correctly and in full?

Afua said...

'Jeep' to describe any brand of SUV.

'We didn't see for xx amount of time'. (Who or what didn't you see? I don't know why people just can't be bothered to add "each other".

'The man on blue shirt'. 'The woman on curly braids'.
(To anyone that says this, please it is "in", not on.

'I will be xx by January'.
(Using 'by' means anytime from now till January. Just say "in".)

I have told him/her severally.
(Severally means to divide or separate. The correct terminology is 'several times')

Anonymous said...

My father used to whip us because of" I Dunno" He said he was more annoyed by the way we said it than the fact that no one wanted to admit to whatever crime.

Iphie dearie said...

Iya issa baby girllllllπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Iphie dearie said...

Oh its gone upπŸ‘†

Iphie dearie said...

BaebooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Iphie dearie said...

Womb escape kills me😩😩😩😩

Olivia Silk said...

Formal in place of former.
People who think btw is for between.
Prospone in place of postpone.
Hazin for As in.
I lurr you. Why not just write love.
Mannerless. Eish! Its ill mannered.
I heart you. ? What is I heart You? I leg you nko?

These and whatever Iphie says. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—.

Which one be husby? Hian πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

PL THE GREAT said...

Ify lovie, you see that womb escape nonsense? It gets me every damn time I hear it. Biko did anyone of us run out of the womb? I just wonder how the womb escapees did it. πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

MrsB said...

There's a plethora for me, all these annoying abbreviations.
Just when i thought I had seen it all with 'K', they had to throw 'Kk' into the mix..
Hbd
Hnlp
Wullp
Gbu
Cox
Coz
And then the actual words..
Menses ['Period' will do just fine]
High hills [high heels]
And don't even get me started on 'stood' instead of 'stool', etc

MrsB said...

🀣🀣

Beloved said...

Like kukuma kill me? πŸ˜‚

Martins Aboy said...

@Don,BAE actually means "Before Anything Else"..

You are welcome..

@MARTINS ABOY

MrsB said...

Womb escape? Lmao. Just when you think you've heard it all.

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

@ iphie dearie. Your comment made me laugh.

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

They will even write HBD LLNP GBURG. Lazy generation.

Beloved said...

Now you people are now making "womb escape day " sound funny. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

When you type have you eating instead of eaten.

Beloved said...

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’‹

Ajoke said...

Mo fe lo yagbe
Mo fe lo gbosen

snarKer said...

Okay.....

Hardewarley
Horlarmiderh
Harbimborrlar
Haerdeyollarh
Hopeyerrmih
Yoruba people please, it's enough! Biko, just stop attaching all those h's, r's and y's to your already lengthy names. Please. It's irritating AF( which by the way is another slang/words that I hate.)

Gorgeously Human said...

Same here Iphie...very crass words. I can't just deal

Andromeda O said...

Stuffs / Sturvs - annoying!
Fast forward to - irritating!
Sup/Xup
Have you eaten?
Happy womb escape.
Hubby
Husby
Gbensh
Tohtoh
Upon though - I can slap anyone who says this.
My names are.
K/Kk.
Cox.
Iz.
Lyf.




Anonymous said...

Me too...I so hate it

teetee said...

Antorney general instead of attorney general

Anonymous said...

Gbensh
Howva
Azzin






Charitybino

Anonymous said...

Guggle instead of Google

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
That 'lurr you' and I 'heart you' nonsense eeeh, I dey pain me for bodi.

Anonymous said...

Me too...I so hate it

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

Lol, you are on point!

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
Very annoying something.

Iphie dearie said...

Howva?
Kill me😩😩😩😩

Iphie dearie said...

Menses😩😩😩😩😩

sugar babe said...

I will read comments

Iphie dearie said...

Everything I typed just vanished.
Let me try again.

Wait, people type 'prospone' as postpone? I hear them pronounce it, never seen it typed😩😩😩

Insultive is in same category with mannerless.

In between pains me. The horrible part is everyone I have corrected didn't get it. They insisted it was correctπŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️

I lurrrr you OllieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Gorgeously Human said...

Arrrrrrghhhh @my oga. Jeez

Iphie dearie said...

Jeep Jeep Jeep. Only God can change this one

Gorgeously Human said...

PL, I laughed hard at your comment

Iphie dearie said...

I like kuku and kukuma.
The way people use it on IG is so funny.

Its couned from way back actually😁

Iphie dearie said...

Coined*

PL THE GREAT said...

Upon what?! Lmfaooooo!

PL THE GREAT said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

PL THE GREAT said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

PL THE GREAT said...

Gorgeously human, πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Gorgeously Human said...

'Awayu' for how are you.

Olivia Silk said...

Looollll

Iphie ooo. I heart you too!

Olivia Silk said...

Sturvs is painful!
Womb escape has got to be the most irritating.

Olivia Silk said...

Howva 🀣🀣🀣🀣
That's Jenniva language

teetee said...

Olivia u didn’t get it. btw is for between and BTW is for by the way

Dr.Who said...

You just reminded me of my in-laws. They can swear for Africa ehn. Even ordinary greeting na swear!

Stephanie o said...

Happy womb escape..i hate that phrase

Anonymous said...

I hate it when someone uses the word “jeez”
Hellooo ..... excuse me ...

Anonymous said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

But it's you women that use it...

Andromeda O said...

PL, kid you not.
I've heard many people say it.

Olivia, πŸ˜‚
You know this.

Andromeda O said...

Thank you.
It's razz.

Anonymous said...

So, all of you who claim you don’t use these “crass” words, who are those using them here? Ghosts ?
πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
I hate all you listed here, though. Worst of them all “gbensh” correct gutter word.

Pure breed πŸ‘©‍πŸŽ“



Newly Janded


Anonymous said...

Old cargo woman. "Menses"

Lizzy berry aka Mrs Atheist™ said...

πŸ‘Œ....πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

Lizzy berry aka Mrs Atheist™ said...

'Gbensh' 😬
Then the annoying one 'ponyor'😬😬😬.... Stella and some bvs are fond of using it.

Mama said...

I hate when people say " the two both of you" gosh so danm irritating....
then dont ever tell me happy born day or say my cousin brother or sister.your cousin is your cousin.walahi I can even slap you sef..
it doesnt worth it? What the freaking hell is that

SANDY YO said...

I cant pinpoint any in particular cos I love using crass words at any given time man. Haven gone through all d comments, ayam as guilty af. Na una sabi mehn. Kent change for nobody. Hehehehehe! Yasss!

SANDY YO said...

All join!!! I loff you dearie but kent stop using these crass words. 😁😜 Congrats on your new blog title. Very well deserved cos you is three much.😍😍😍😘

SANDY YO said...

πŸ˜πŸ˜’πŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜„

SANDY YO said...

Ma best slang abi crass word that is. Lmaooo! Una never see chon chin.😜

Kayy said...

🀣🀣 its annoying eh
The worst is xup and howfar....

Gorgeously Human said...

I dislike when a man calls his significant other 'mummy'. Oh no!

Anonymous said...

I hate when some one refers to their cousin as"my cousin sister or cousin brother" Biko cousin is cousin.

Anonymous said...

Research deeply the meaning of age with grace. It has a deep meaning.

Anonymous said...

Mine is "matured" for "mature".
She is very "matured". Just kill me.

Anonymous said...

I hate the use of "am" instead of "I'm"

Anonymous said...

Na the same rain wey fall on Bitterleaf plant fall on sugarcane come make one bitter and the other sweet.

Its about what you are made of!!

Hadey Halaba.

Zulu klansman said...

My pick of the worst:

Happy Sunday
Happy new month
How was your night ?
Ponyor
Menses
Well done or you are well done
Happy independence

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

I love you cos you Kent change the use of crasswords hehehehhe.

Anonymous said...

O my God I forgot about paraadventure!!!!!!!!
When I started hearing it 6 months ago I had to google to make sure it was a real word. Why do Nigerians talk like that?

Anonymous said...

Yes why is there an s after stuffs?????

Anonymous said...

how was your night? Still yet. kukuma.

Anonymous said...

Peradventure is an English word ma
peradventure /ˌp(Ι™)rΙ™dˈvΙ›ntΚƒΙ™ , pəːr-/ archaic or humorous
▸ adverb perhaps:
peradventure I'm not as wealthy as he is.
▸ noun [mass noun] uncertainty or doubt as to whether something is the case:
that shows beyond peradventure the strength of the economy.
– ORIGIN Middle English: from Old French per (or par) auenture ‘by chance’.

Cassandra Carter said...

I hate it when Yoruba people intentionally misspell their names,e.g Ayodele become Hayordele, Holuwafemi, Holadapo! I can never add you on Facebook if you spell your name like that!

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