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Saturday, 28 October 2017

Saturday In House Gists -Funny Gists.

Laughter is the best Medicine and we are about to take some dosages.....







Share any funny experiences that you have and Blog PA will go through the comments and pick a winner for 10k...If I disagree with her choice,I will assign someone else to pick a winner and gift that person also.


There are no rules and anyone can try as many times as possible..

Copied gists are welcome but I would prefer Original gists

116 comments:

Chidinma Grace said...

I will just read comments on this one.

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Good luck to the winners.... I cant wait to laugh my ass off... I have some funny stories sha... But cant type and don't want to win it before they say its wayo πŸ˜‚ JK

oluwatoyosi said...

I'm back, married.

Chike TEFLON said...

Congrats. HML. May God bless your Union.

Beloved said...

Lol@Pick another person if you don't agree with my choice πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†

DEAR DIMPLES said...

No funny story to relate but each time I remember the video of 'if a female lion is called a lioness what is a female hyena called? And the guy replied hyenana' with so much confidence, I end up laughing thru

Kele Bobo said...

Lol

isaac olufemi said...

Sometimes ago, I boarded a bus from Obalende to Oshodi. We all rushed the bus. There was this fine lady that stood alone and after the rush approached the bus conductor to give his seat for her. She really begged him and the conductor joking relinquished his sit perching. The lady alighted at Anthony bus stop. The conductor jokingly ask if she could hug him. To everyone's amazement she did and even pecked him. That's when trouble started. Immediately the bus move our conductor started serious cry, that kind of cries that mucus will start to flow. Everyone in the bus asked what the problem is, after enough prob; he said: WILL I EVER MARRY SUCH A PRETTY GIRL? I weak as the other passengers too. I told him nothing is impossible. The funniest thing all this while was that the driver was busy laughing and cussing him. Telling the conductor he's crazy and mad at the same time. That incidence really touched me.

ndubuisi joshua atuanya said...

I went to my girls house cos she lives with the family and I called her from her bedroom and she told me that she's eating her dinner in her room...

I looked around to be sure I wasn't in my own room but I was really in her room...

After about an hour ,I deliberately pleaded with her to accompany me to d nearby street to buy some stuffs but she told me she was busy with her dad ,documenting for him (d dad that I was gisting with)..

I later confronted her about the lies and she told me she was in Port Harcourt...I zoomed in on one of the pics she sent to me and I saw Victoria Island on d sign post...I angrily dropped d call and called back few minutes later to know why she traveled to PH without informing me,and d worst happened...

I was hearing a conductors voice shouting OJUELEGBA CMS,OJUELEGBA CMS...I dropped d call and started laughing at my self...

It may not crack u up but it really cracked me up...big time!

Pastor Sexy Daddy said...

This one happened in my church here in port Harcourt.
My church is a popular church in pH.Members are not allow to serve beer and other alcohol drinks in their occasions.

There is this my friend,who doubled as a church worker in my church (Salvation ministries).During his child dedication this year,he was warned severely not to serve alcohol or even smell it,been a strong church worker..Lol.

This my guy pretended,and serve only soft drinks to the church members that came.Thinking church members don finished.He went and brought out some cartons of bear and alcoholic wines he bought,not knowing the senior pastors are on their way to his house to honour him as a strong personality that he is.See my guy man dancing,with his beer and cigar in his hand in a high mood.when the teem of pastors entered and saw their born again member smoking and siping his beer,the guy man fainted!

That day eeeh I laugh soteyy i vomited the food they gave me.The brother was amazed, and wished the ground should open and swallow him.
What happen next?story for another day. Hahahahahah.

Anonymous said...

This happened while I was working at one of the real estate firm in gra Ikeja.my former boss happens to be the type that can call at any time of the day and expects you to pick the call.so it happened that hr had called my phone on sunday morning but I had gone to church and left my phone at homehome,when I got back from church and saw the call I didn't call back cos I didn't want him to start shouting (that man can shout for africa )Monday came I dogged this man all tru till he asked the acct to call me.I told the acct to cover up for me that I had gone markerting .my piples as I say make I cross road go take keke go home back so OK Ada from no where jam me name so I do superman for up come land for ground yakata with all my yansh outside but the OK Ada no pain me watin pain me name one my toaster wet him office dey near my office wey him friends go rush call am say him gf okada jam am.but before he come out

Rosemary said...

Don't know if this one is fuuny smh ..as my market just spoil like that..
Have been stealing money from hubby's pocket each night he comes home late ..i didn't even know say this man don set trap for pocket yesterday..
As I put my hand eh ..my hand gun for that pocket not until he woke up and caught me red handed...
hubby said finally he caught the theif...i try to defend myself but abeg the money as I take told am na so my hand be inside the useless oloribruku Jean....i am still confuse how manage he know say na me....ah God Have mercy

Anonymous said...

I remembered when I was in Jss 2, I was trekking to school with my big skirt, I actually forgot to wear my pant cos I was late to school
On getting to my school gate,a car drove past me with speed lifting my skirt up and the kids at the assembly ground saw my bum bum.... They all screamed "see her yash ooo she nohee wear pant" their noise attracted the attention of students upstairs (Gosh..I hate that day).
Each time I come to school, some silly and bully students will ask me "hope say you wear pant today". Some of my old classmates still makes jerks of me cos of that.

*CHERRYGIRL*

Pastor Sexy Daddy said...

Mean while, i have changed my ID from Sexy Daddy to Pastor Sexy Daddy. The only permanent thing is change! Hope una get that?shotigbo!

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

My mum as a strict Nigerian mother always bought me straight long skirts, although I preferred them short. So, I got enrolled in jamb lesson. I always left home with a scarf then will first go to my friends place, roll up the skirt firmly to my satisfaction then tie. It was only I and my friend that shared this little secret. Sometimes when I'm sitting or just after eating and I find it uncomfortable I loosen it a bit.
Unfortunately for me one faithful day our stern English teacher came in and started teaching, asking questions pointing at people to give answers, so because I was at a far corner I wasn't expecting to be called. Suddenly when I was whispering and giggling with my friend heard my name, Simi answer that
......?
I stood up forgetting that I had loosed the scarf holding my skirt. It went down my legs with my panty in full glare to the whole class. I heard a roar of laughter even my friend wasn't left out. The wicked English teacher who's even a man joined in too. The shame was unbearable...πŸ™ˆ

#Original

Isolde Fontaine said...

Congrats Toyosi

Anonymous said...

Not funny
Your tenses scattered it
break it down in pidgin

Kele Bobo said...

Back then in a contemporary Nigerian home, the kitchen was specifically for the girl child.my Mum taught me how to cook quite early and fortunately for her and for all of us I learnt to cook good meals quickly and did lots of cooking for the family. I always shushed my brothers out of my territory (my pot). I felt like a kitchen boss, which they were jealous about.

I enjoyed cooking Most because I had the opportunity to taste as much food as I wanted and eat plenty lumps of meat. I was so mischievous that I ate plenty meats in the guise of tasting and would later recut the remaining for fear of being found out. I left my parents lumps untouched so my brothers were the ones that I tortured with tiny lumps of recut meat.
I usually dished the smallest portion of food for myself (I'm always full after large portions of tasting in the kitchen) and would take the smallest meat but underneath my food would be lumps of meat. My mum saw me as a girl who made sacrifices for her brothers and she was further convinced the day I turned down an extra piece of meat unlike my brothers. She didn't know my real reason of turning the meat down was because I had two lumps hidden inside my Garri plus the normal cover-up small piece inside my soup. My liver no gree me chop four meats at once.

My brothers Don dey suspect me and plan me so one day I dished food as usual. Small plate for myself with loaded stuffs underneath and large plate for my brothers.
I went to get something and when I came back I found out one of my brothers carried my small plate of food and went to eat in the dining with my parents. He said he wanted small food.
I rushed and started yelling at him. I told him he had no right to collect my small food and leave his big food πŸ˜‚. And that I took my time to cook and slave and he still had the guts to collect my small food and leave his big food for me? I told him he must give me my food. My parents were shocked, they saw no sense in the fuss I was making and simply told me to cut the food if it was too much for me.
Hei, I no gree. I changed pattern I started crying,sweating and shouting "my plate ooo, I want to eat from my plate ,with my spoon and I want my small food oooo "
That one no work, I changed pattern. I started signalling my brother to come, I was doing and saying all our sign language but bros no even look my side and finally my yansh open to the shock of everyone πŸ˜‚. And God punnish me that day because the meat underneath was bigger than my dads own😒.

My yansh chop Cain that day for lying when I could always take an extra meat without hiding, for deceiving everyone and for making a fool out of them. My dad gave me a special slap, he said it was because I was insincere but from the look in his eyes I knew It was because my meat was bigger than his own 😒. I was told I had to continue eating small meat since I liked small meat and my brothers gladly accepted the job of investigating my food and for one week I refused to speak to my brothers. I'm still wondering why I hid meat and why I was a mischievous child. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ .#copied

Anonymous said...

Someone i know wears wedding rings but truely she is not married. What happened is some years back, having waited for mr right to come to no success, she decided to arrange for fake marriage certificate to enable her change her name to mrs somebody.Did newspaper advert.

Before then,she disappeared and travelled out of the country to give the inpression she went for her wedding and appeared later with new name and wedding rings. Submitted the document of name change in her place of work. Deep inside, her she knows she is not married.
But the person who processed the fake marriage certificate told me of the deal. She is a nice lady though, almost 50 yrs now so not looking forward to any man asking her hand in marriage again. No child, no pregnancy till date. But very wealthy financially and materially. Every now and then she jets out of the country giving false impression she is going to be with her husband who people pressume lives abroad.

Her family do not know her as Mrs or by the new name. All she wants is to be seen as a married woman. Initially, she used to fake pregnancy,and be telling us she had miscarriage until i knew of the truth.
When you ask of her husband, she will tell you he visited and has just returned to his base.
Shei marriage na by fire by force noni. She is very much single. But i wonder how it will look if something happens and the truth comes out.

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha...

Rhoda Rex said...

I don't know if I should call it funny or embarrassing.

So exams started last week, and in order to curb exam malpractice, they decided to search us o. Men searched men, while women searched woman. Na so e reach my turn o. This lady search My gown first. Nothing. Checked my hair o. U can imagine that. Then, she started moving her hands to my boobs. Thought she was gonna touch and go. For where? This woman started squeezing o. Saying we ladies are bad, that we might be hiding something in our bra. Hian? And guys were looking. Oh my world! As I couldn't take it anymore, I screamed o. Madam! Biko leave my breast alone. Ahn Ahn. Mtcheww.

me said...

As student Nurses we heard all sort of gist that wowed us from our Ogas. I won't forget this particular one from one of those Matrons.

She said a patient (male) was to go for surgery, and base on the procedure he was going for, they needed to shave his pubic hair before the surgery. So she explained to the man and they agreed on when she should come and do it. Now this Matron is a very pretty woman with figure 8 and all, but a 'no nonsense woman'.

When it was time, she assembled the things she needed to shave the man and went to him. As soon as she started, the man started having erection, she was upset but continued with her job, without uttering a word and acted like she was not aware of the whole thing. It got to a point that the p*nis was rock-solid. She said at this point, she could not take it anymore, she gave the p*nis one wicked slap, and the "thing" just went flaccid. She went on with her work without any exchange of words between she and the Patient.


Karian said...

This happened when I was still in the university. It was exam period and I stayed off campus. I decided to enter school and go to the library to read. This was because there was this guy that always looks at me and I just wanted to see him again. Not because I liked him I don't even know maybe because I just loved the attention he was giving me so I dressed up With my make up on fleek and wore my tightest jean and body hugging top and and entered the library. The place was very scanty and I was even wondering if he was inside. I kept walking to the end of the library and I noticed his back was facing me and I immediately went and sat in the chair facing him(in our library you always have to face the other person). I could tell he was very happy seeing me. He just kept raising his head and looking at me but I ignored him. Back then again my touchscreen was giving me issues and at that time I was hungry. I needed to call a friend in the hostel to find out if she cooked so that I could go and eat and come back and continue reading. As I dailed her number unknown to me that my touch screen issues had started, it mistakenly pressed speaker and before I knew it I heard with the loudest voice "YOUR ACCOUNT IS TOO LOW FOR THIS CALL!" Before I could turn it off everyone had heard it. There I sat down in the library in front of my crush and everyother person there looking at me. I just packed my books and left. Every time I remember I always feel like crying because the embarrassment was just too much. Abeg forgive the error

Esther Mgbolu said...

Haaaa!you forgot to wear pant?How can someone forgt to wear pant?hmmmm

Esther Mgbolu said...

Lol sorry

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahaha

becky naka said...

Hahahaahaha...you got me rolling @ ME.

Peace Alfred said...

One sunday afternoon after service don close,na so one of my friend dey Waka inside G.R.A go where she go enter taxi go house, she was hoping to see one fine car that will give her a lift,so her wish came to pass o..then a car stopped and was asking for her direction and she hopped in thinking it was a help o... On their way going, the guy now say that her money is 2k to her destination, She thought the guy was actually joking until they got to the place, na so argument come start o, she nor come know how she wan tell the man say she be think say na help o..she come use shame pay o because people don dey gather them as the man dey shout....all these cab men disguising as if they wan help... I raise Beyonce hand for una

Rhoda Rex said...

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Julian said...

Aunty I was in Jss2 then and I was careless and also rushing to meet up cos I was runninig late. I still can't remember how I forgot to not to wear pant.

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Chike TEFLON said...

PSD

iuleha virologist said...

there was a day I farted loudly in class, I was sitting at the back and everyone turned to look at me, I turned to the person at my side, and eyed him like he was the culprit.

Cassandra Carter said...

5his didn't happn to you dearie. I read about it on the Internet some years ago. Your version is inaccurate sef.

Cassandra Carter said...

Lol!

Beloved said...

Noted πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

Cassandra Carter said...

Loool!

Andromeda O said...

So this happened in church back in the university.
We were church leaders then and it was up to us to pray and oversee things.
It was a special deliverance service one beautiful Sunday and many people were invited.
Because of the crowd, the ushering department needed help and it was up to us leaders to stand behind people on the prayer line.
Now I won't lie, I didn't go. Why?
One time I was asked to stand behind a girl. She looked like she didn't weigh much but when she fell under the anointing, mehn it was like a bag of rice fell on me.
I wasn't expecting that heavy weight and my sandals cut in the process. I saw my colleagues laughing at me so I vowed never to join the catching ministry.
I learned my lesson the first time and most of the people I saw on the prayer line were big or looked like they'd weigh much so I didn't move from my seat.
When asked why I didn't go forward, I said I was under the weather and that was it.

Now, one of my colleaguesπŸ˜‚ Let's call her E.
E is slender, short and looks like a heavy gust of wind can blow her away.
I don't know what she was thinking, but she went to stand behind one big girl.
I looked at my buddy and we were like this girl well so?
I sha decided to see what would happen.

When the spirit fell on people, that big girl fell backwards.
Now E wore one kain high heel I still don't understand till today and she's got serious yam legs for someone so slender.
As the big girl fell, E tried to hold the weight but failed miserably.
She didn't just fall hard, her legs in that shoe did one crazy dance firstπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Imagine a frog with tiny legs in them cartoons wearing heels? Exactly!
She did that crazy dance right in our very before(our eyes) and fell hard on the floor with the big girl on top of her.

There was serious silence, then people rushed over to help.
My friend and I laughed like hyenas ehn.
We just couldn't stop.
I'd never seen anything like it even till this day.

E was helped off the ground, her shoes had flown somewhere and then one chorister brought one pair of that shoe to her.
See another burst of laughter from my friend and I.
It was too funny abeg.
We were chastised later by other colleagues and we apologized to E still giggling.
We couldn't just keep a straight face abegπŸ˜‚

Hope I didn't bore you.

becky naka said...

This is funny

Anonymous said...

@Me
You only told us the "one that was slapped"
You did not tell us the ones you nurses put inside your holes
The woman that tells the husband the ones she dumped
will she tell him the ones she accepted?

becky naka said...

Lol...Your melons got her confused.

Benny Amadi said...

I remember when I was in labour for my first child, there was this girl that was in the labour ward with me,her name is Blessing. It was a general hospital and the maternity ward is a long room with beds on each side of the room and very large windows such that you can see what's going on from outside. Blessing is a very vocal person so you can imagine how she was shouting while in labour, during each contraction she would shout 'Femi na you do me like this ooo! Come touch me for night again see if God no go punish you! Dem no tell me sey e dey pain like dis oo! Doctor, nurse come tear my belle comot dis baby ooo! I wan die oo! She was cursing with each contraction, as soon as the contraction passes she would sleep off. I was in labour too but I was trying very hard to bear the pains.
Our husbands were watching all these drama from outside, Blessing's husband and my husband were outside too. At one point Blessing removed her wrapper leaving only the camisole she was wearing, she was butt naked with her massive tummy. The nurse came to check her and told her the baby was ready to come out and she should get ready to be moved to the labour room. You have to leave the maternity ward and walk to the labour room to deliver your baby. This babe just got up from the babe and ran out of the maternity ward almost naked except for the small top she was wearing. As soon as she stepped outside the ward, all the expectant husbands that were waiting outside took to their heels, Blessing's husband and mine inclusive. My hubby felt he should look back and be sure it wasn't me running out naked, he looked back saw it was Blessing and started shouting after Blessing's husband, Guy! Femi! Come back oo! Na your wife dey run go hold am oo! Femi had run to the gate already and had to rush back. Meanwhile Blessing didn't know the labour ward and was running up and down with her tummy until the nurses and her hubby caught up with her and took her there. I forgot the labour pains I was having and laughed like crazy. The whole hospital was watching and laughing too.

becky naka said...

I've experienced this, mine was a short distance though. Paid to avoid embarrassment.

Bubul said...

There is this lady in my office who likes putting others down. She will always laugh loud at any body especially if you are not richly dress or your shoes are old n rough . She is always carrying her self like she is a big girl n looking down at others. Some month ago. She came to work n as usual she was dress to kill. She was just parrading from one office to another,being loud as usual. So i was at the reception waiting for a visitor when she rush to the rest room. After sometime Madame came out,as she was working pass she didnot notice her trouser got open from the back n her pant was outside. This pant was so embarrassing bc it was old n hard tiny holes on it.White turn brown. So as we saw it. We try to inform her but she was just doing her normal gra gra as we not of the same level. I followed her to whisper the thing to her but she just made a left turn into our boss office . I just went back to the reception. This lady refuse to come out of that office till 5pm. When I was leaving I ask the receptionist n she said the lady is still in the boss office. Maybe the man saw it n told her. Some of this big girls can't be big even with their underwear? Ever since that day. She looks down when she sees me n my receptionist colleague.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#There will be times when you know you're right, but for the sake of peace, you have to let it go*

Anonymous said...

Julian, anonymous gone wrong, CHERRYGIRL kor Julian no.
kwakwakwakwa

Anonymous said...

Peace peace I sight you weldone ma I know this gist

Mama OMAπŸ‘°πŸ‘°πŸ’šπŸ’™ said...

So funny

Anonymous said...

You had to bring a FIN story here because of 10k?
May God forgive us!
Simple rules, we cannot obey.

Bubul said...

Chai . Awoof

Blossom said...

A program was held in my church last weekend, on the 4th day, just as d service started, the priest asked everyone to come towards the alter with both hands raised up and eyes closed.a prayer point was raised by the priest and the instruction was that on no account should anyone open their eyes. stella, na so d prayer start o, for good 45mins we stood praying silently.The priest did not say a concluding prayer to end the prayer point because it was during adoration (catholics here will understand that). Na so everybody go back to their sit, na only me come remain for alter standing with eyes closed and both hands raised up and i was still praying and nodding my head. lol.... after some seconds one man com touch my shoulder, as i go open my eyes i see say everybody don go back to their sit na only me still stand for their. the shame wey catch me that day no be here....to waka commot go my sit come be problem, as my sit dey back and all eyes on me. i just jejely beg one lady on the third row to allow sit....infact, till the service finish that day i no get myself. d next day during the program he asked everyone to bow down and pray, i just told God that it is not because i want to be disobedient but because i dnt want something simillar to happen...na so i begin raised head up every secs to check mayb prayer don end." pls forgive my typing errors incase u got headache while reading"

Priceless Jewel said...

Congrats dearie & happy married life πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜˜


... Jesus is my worth!

Fyn Ijebu Chic said...

Loool

SheriKoko said...

LmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

licious said...

So back in the days of "teenage hood" I used to have a crush on this guy that just moved into our compound and I think he and almost everyone in the compound knows it since I become shy and mute anytime he's around. So one faithful Saturday morning I was the sitting room rubbing cream after I had finished bathing and suddenly I heard someone approaching and the person called my name, guess who... My crush! I was overwhelmed with emotions and confused at same time and in my confused state instead of running inside the room to hide I quickly hid my head under the furniture which by the way has only enough space for my head while the rest of my naked body was left outside. I shouted "a nam abia" (I'm coming) but before I could finish saying it he had already opened the curtain, saw my naked body with my bum-bum directly facing him and he quickly closed the curtain and left Choi! I didn't come outside my house throughout that day but the next day when I summoned courage to come out everybody started calling me "a nam abia" apparently the mumu broadcasted the incident and I had to live with the shame til we left the neighborhood. I laugh out loud anytime I remember that incident and now when I think about it, I guess I was overly cautious of him not seeing the 2 tiny udara sprouting on my chest that I forgot I was butt naked and shining it at him #crush saga

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahaha@me

Anonymous said...

Ewwww,ur grammar is terrible,i couldn't even comprehend what u wrote especially the last part,all dis one on top 10k, the hustle is real

Anonymous said...

Mtewww,ur lies didn't even add up,hw can somebody forget to wear pant,is that possible?

Esther Mgbolu said...

Ok @pikin julian aka CHERRYGIRL,it's ok

Anonymous said...

Mtewwwww

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous 14:46, leave Pastor Sexy Daddy alone.. PSD I gbadun ur story jare.


English or Pidgin Sexy Daddy you're on point, grammar no b our language biko.


@Pastor Sexy Daddy don't allow anyone to bully u out of this blog.


Monkey no fine hIM mama like am. Carry go nwanne...

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha but let me say the truth iji ya

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Weed Chic said...

Exactly, the poster is lying. Read this on naira land some years back. The real story is touching. You just wrote the part you remembered n added saltπŸ˜’

SOMETHING-LIGHT said...

Hahaha hahaha
Hilarious

mamalette said...

Julian u don cast urself ooo. Anon gone wrong.

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha...oh my God this is so funny.and NO you didn't "bore"me

Anonymous said...

Lmao,hahahaha,no you didn't,dis us really funny,i hope u win

Weed Chic said...

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Miss Kay said...

So I was chilling with boo and a friend,nice room,Ac and all.....suddenly he started smiling,went to the door locked it and hid the key....the next minute he started apologising that the next few minutes will be torture as he ate beans and egg this morning,
My people do you know what happens when they open suck.a way!! It hit my nose like trailer, no amount of nose covering could cure it....naso the friend wan ginger am,he open mouth to shout and started begging, guy open the door nah,your babe go die o!!!
...............................
Well it was supposed to be my payback for one deadly fart like. That....i just want to say the battle line has been drawn!!!

I hope I win ....the name of my story is La Fart!!

Anonymous said...

After my grandmother caught me climbing the mango tree 7am on a Saturday...warned me an left for a wedding name so I go back climb the mango tree ...as my hand touch the ripe one I being eyeing even in my dream na so I fall.instead of me to fall for ground I fell and one of the nail like designs that used to be use for houses walls then because of arm robbers just entered my left hand ooo.na so I hang for wall dey cry.mama ooi mama ooo Adana m too(I Don fall too)it took 4 men to pull me off that nail..till today I get the nail mark on my hand as a reminder.

mamalette said...

Lmao. Very funny. I had to read ot out to the hearing of others at hkme and they could not resist laughing.

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Leftie said...

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Anonymous said...

My story is very short but... I was summoned by the principal to address the students on d assembly.

Happy me u know now corper life... As I mounted d stage na him I start to dey speak bad English. " my dear students I have bin hearing dat u guys always sneak out of the school..if I "cut " u.All d student started laughing because I said if I cut u" instead of if I catch u"...As a sharp corper. I changed everything to I will "cut u with knife I will cut u with blade.. D laughter increased tremendously me sef I start to dey laugh

Miss Ferragamo said...

Hahahahahhahahaaaa this is definitely the funniest so far.

becky naka said...

Hahahahaha

becky naka said...

Lool

becky naka said...

Lol

Eka Joy said...

Wtf is this?

Super Model said...

This is someone's post from FIN.

Anonymous said...

This poster na big fat huge liar....habaaa

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Hahahaash

Beloved said...

Bvs o
Sheath your swords πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
It's not anonymous gone wrong. You can confirm from the missing bvs post.


....Beloved~SDK BLOG PA



me said...

Anonymous 16:00, what's the beef about? Them don slap your p*nis before abi na your father own them slap?

Madam Estateowner said...

@ Benny Amadi_ your joke is the besst for now. It got me laughing so hard. You tried. Thumps up

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha@anon and eka.

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Oh the crushes.

Anonymous said...

This is not funny. Thank God you survived.

Halima Muhammed said...

Story tellers una weldone

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

Hahahahahahha, you eventually made me to spill my tea!
Haaai!
I can imagine the embarrassment,
Kpeele,

Esther Mgbolu said...

Chai,hahahahahahahahahahaaha

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahah

Anonymous said...

So, because it is someone's post from FIN, no one should share it if they find it funny yeah? Is this FIN a cult or a secret society where you are made to swear an oath to keep whatever you see there to yourself? Oh please

Anonymous said...

I remember those days while growing up our dad died early and mum was always busy at work leaving early and coming back late being the last born my siblings where allocated different roles in caring for me our third child took care of bathing me morning and evenings it happened this day he was hallucinating he woke up around 1am in the morning carried me beside my mum took me to the bathroom and started scrubing my body from head to toe since it was his duty he thought it was morning already. mum was scared when she woke up and couldn't find me beside her only to find us in the bathroom she had a good laugh and will always tease my brother about it till date though he always deny any knowledge of it.

Arinola.m said...

Loool,This is very funny. abeg una no go kill person for this blog. i con dey imagine the scenario, kai!

Tambolo AgbΓ―sΓ― said...

Kai, this got me rolling and woke my baby up self. Very funny something!

Anonymous said...

Anon 23:26. Its a horrible cult o. I was there once , where women are encouraged to cheat on their husbands,married lesbians/bisexuals seek partners openly, its a cult for women heading to hell and they all know.I left the stupid cult

Anonymous said...

I used to be the funny one in sec sch lol, made fun of teachers in their absence and stuff. One day I was doing it , this time mimicking my principal and all d student were laughing until he was standing right behind me, they kept laughing , so I felt I was really good. Until I finished fooling myself and turn around to sit down. Trust me, it was a bad day!!

Anonymous said...

One day I was in elevator in the office going up, I was alone so I farted. Very bad smell but no one was there. Only for someone to enter half way...Jesus is Lord was what he said.I felt like killing myself . I was just laughing sheepishly but dying inside.

Anonymous said...

My bf came to see me one day at home. Was a teenager. No one was home except my grandma who didn't walk, she was on a wheel chair. So we felt comfortable doing our thing. When we were done, I stood up to clean. Low and behold grandma was sitting on hair at d door.shr had been watching.I didn't know she could roll herself. Jesus!!! I was so scared. Buy my beloved mama didn't tell on me. Just warned me to be careful and not live reckless life. I took her advice tho.she is late, miss her so!!

Anonymous said...

So I went to see my bf from Benin to asana. Another babe too came to see him from awka. Ok na so we dey look each other eye to eye until the guy got back from work and was shocked to see me. Apparently he knew about her visit but not mine cos I planned to surprise him.ok two of us were stuck with him cos he got back really late. After plenty crying and begging and all, he promised he won't cheat on me again blah blah. Cos I was supposedly his main chick. Guess what I woke up to pee and found him collecting hot blow job from the awka witch.Mshewww I discharge the next day abeg. End of our engagement.I cannot come and be sharing penis

Anonymous said...

dis my own na embarasSment sef...one morning as I dey go out,I wan cross 2 d oda side of d road to go enta bus...na gown I wear,I don cross d first lane and people plenty for bus/stop dey wait for bus..as I say make I cross d second lane naso my pad fall from my pant ind middle of d xpress..con see as peep dey luk Dey laugh me,na one of dos lawma sweepers help me put am inside nylon con giv me for bus stop wey people plenty..e b lik say mak ground open mak I enta dat day..shame wey cash me no b small..can nvr forget that day for life

Anonymous said...

Anon 23:26 FIN is not a cult but the rule is that you should not share another person's story. It is their personal story, it's not a joke. If they want to share it themselves let them do but don't do it for them.

Beloved said...

I have picked a winner


.....Signing out Beloved~SDK BLOG PA


Kele Bobo said...

@all the ogbonge Anonymous...how am I suppose to know it's your Fin gist when I was sent this story which made my day?you guys should take a chill pill please and what's FIN if I may ask?

Anonymous said...

Let the story be guys. Yeah, it might be a direct story from FIN but the truth is there is no story unique only to an individual. People can always relate to stories anywhere on social media. Just pass through & give the FIN thing a rest.

Cassandra Carter said...

Hahahaha! Stella this one takes home the cake o! Very funny!

Cassandra Carter said...

Hahahaha!

Cassandra Carter said...

Chai!

Anonymous said...

Copied from FIN

Anonymous said...

Hahahaahaha I can't stop laughing

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha this is too funny

Anonymous said...

Kikikikiki

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