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Saturday, September 26, 2015

Time To Learn!

This is for the Attention of those who send in mails.....I am not perfect with my own but una own too much abeg!

 Please learn..LOL


And please stop saying ''Am'',It is ''I'm'' or ''I am''!








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115 comments:

  1. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)26 September 2015 at 16:32

    Good Stella!

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    1. christabel 26 September 2015 at 18:13

      Fateful not faithful too. I'm allergic to poor English either written or spoken.

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    2. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 18:13

      Am guilty of "Am" instead of I'm... Its easier to type jo, than lookn shift and goin to signs section, Am kool wit that, English no be my mother tongue

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    3. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 18:20

      Why do Americans especially blacks sat
      "We was" ;instead of "We were"
      Please which one of them is correct

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    4. Cocoz26 September 2015 at 18:36

      Sometimes autocorrect is a bastard esp on Samsung gadgets

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    5. Unknown26 September 2015 at 19:26

      Ah Cocoz,tell me about it.


      I'll finish typing something like this, after proof reading and hitting send, i'll then see embarrassing words and adjectives all over the place.

      Seems my phone has taken a liking to doing that.

      These days, I don't even bother to say it's autocorrect.
      Unfortunately, I can't get rid of it.
      Makes typing faster. :D

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    6. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 19:51

      iPhone gadgets na basards

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    7. SWAG LAFRESH 26 September 2015 at 21:08

      Good. I'm allergic to shorthand.

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    8. Eka Joy26 September 2015 at 22:25

      How will u be asking which one is correct btw 'we was and we were'. Didn't u go to secondary school?
      We was is strictly ghetto English spoken by d black Americans, or have u ever heard Dat from a white American?

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    9. Ina26 September 2015 at 23:32

      Am instead of I'm is the height... Almost every Nigerian is guilty of that, to the extent I start having a special kind of respect for the few that know when and how to use am and I'm. Smh!

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    10. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 01:14

      At my age; I stil hv problem of using BEEN or BEING

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    11. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 01:49

      Stuff not stuffs.. Stuff when used as a collective noun does need the S. e.g Food stuffs, your stuffs. Tf

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    12. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 03:41

      Eka joy wen nvr enter plane before dey correct American English. Wonders shall nvr end. Thank God for bootleg movies. Razz local Cunt

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    13. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 09:50

      Madam learn dis english is evolving at a very fast space wateva words re used as long it is understood language is not static so plz keep ur corrections 2 urself

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    14. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 09:51

      Madam learn dis english is evolving at a very fast space wateva words re used as long it is understood language is not static so plz keep ur corrections 2 urself

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  2. Unknown26 September 2015 at 16:33

    What is wrong with ''I am''?

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  3. mzmaris26 September 2015 at 16:36

    Lol..shorthand don kill some people...sometimes I wonder if na mistake or dem no just know

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    1. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 18:21

      Please, just read through what you just typed! Just read! Arrgghhhh!

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    2. Unknown26 September 2015 at 21:11

      hian! what is wrong with what she just typed?

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  4. Sugarcane26 September 2015 at 16:36

    Most commenters use the word IS instead of IT IS or IT'S, take note all the guilty ones.

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    1. Frying-Pan26 September 2015 at 19:09

      ones instead of once.
      There for their...
      Where for were...
      Your for you're... (e.) Your very silly
      Been for being...

      Gives me migraine mehn!

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    2. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 13:09

      What of lose and loose. That rankles me a lot.

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  5. Unknown26 September 2015 at 16:38

    Hmmmmm!! Tell them

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    1. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 22:35

      oyibo slaves,no wonder the whiteman see us as monkey because we hold everything about the whites in high esteem,can u write in your native language,mumu carry english for head like gala yet a white still strains his ears to understand you when u speak

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    2. Eka Joy27 September 2015 at 01:16

      Anon 22.35, why are u then typing in English. U should have typed in ur language na. Oponu radarada

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  6. Unknown26 September 2015 at 16:38

    Good.

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  7. Josh Atuanya26 September 2015 at 16:39

    For those that are willing and ABLE to learn ...

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  8. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 16:41

    They know themselves. I hope they learn.
    It is not "on" Green shirt, it is "in Green shirt".
    It is not "Jean", it is "Jeans"

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  9. godgives26 September 2015 at 16:41

    Choi! Una go fear tutorial! Nice one Stelz. Corrections taken.

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  10. Jasmine26 September 2015 at 16:42

    Lol...Stella!!!

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  11. Lady T26 September 2015 at 16:45

    Toh! We have heard. I think most times it is when trying to abbreviate that those words are used.
    However, to whom it may concern...

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  12. Roseflower26 September 2015 at 16:48

    English 101.Lol.
    Nice one Stella.

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  13. STARRY LARRY26 September 2015 at 16:49

    Yes, we learn everyday.




    *Larry was here*

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  14. AQO26 September 2015 at 16:53

    Thanks jare Stellz, e don dey too much.






    Jesus is Lord.

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  15. Unknown26 September 2015 at 16:53

    Learn people.

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  16. Quiksilver26 September 2015 at 16:53

    But you typed "Am out" on today's laugh. I corrected you sha..

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    1. ThatArochukwuBabe26 September 2015 at 22:53

      Forget...Stella herself makes a lot of these same mistakes she speak of.

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    2. SMURF27 September 2015 at 12:53

      It's Speaks not speak

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  17. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 16:53

    Hhahahha! Noted. But some people still won't learn.

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  18. Ice Queen26 September 2015 at 16:58

    Okay

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    1. Unknown27 September 2015 at 02:05

      Okay??? You better learn o, cuz your own gbagun is on another level.

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    2. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 08:56

      Kikiki don't mind d uniben isd bushmon!

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  19. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)26 September 2015 at 17:00

    Stella dear recall your main staff Busy Body Correcter. BBC.
    She sure did a good job.

    I miss very old bloggers mehhhnnn dating back to 2013.
    Sweethearts to Blo....Memphis and Wide Eyed. Hahaha. Good English and solid information way back on this blog.
    If to say dem dey who be M.Ab and Rotimi Amaechi dem as Boo to Ir. Mtscheeeew. Fear no dey catch dem?

    Lucabree. Ronalda. Fab Mum. Ezenwanyi. N Dr Agwoturumbe. Lots of them.
    Let the ENGLISH flow biko. Who knows where they are?
    These days it's 70% Obalende Boys and Igwebuike Grammar School Boys be forming Dudes.
    And the girls be forming big Chics. I drive a Range Rover, I fly first class, I wear only designer wears. Hun?
    So much hype. No educational write-ups.

    About time.
    Appoint a regulator or an editor.
    And this is to the Bv sending me hate mails, I don't do hate. Go choke on your bile.
    Just so you know Sis Nony is my Big Sis. There's a reason the Amobis stay private. Improve on your low life. Mumu with prying eyes. There's anoda family party in December. You are not invited.

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    1. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 18:10

      You talk too much, y won't u get hate mails? Every little story here and u are already typing ur family history
      Dh dis, MIL dat, traffic dis, saggy breasts dat. Oriegwu

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    2. Vivaciara26 September 2015 at 18:44

      Lol @ Obalende boys...
      You nailed it joor, too much hyping.

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    3. The General's Wife26 September 2015 at 21:50

      Hahhahahaha @ u are not invited!

      XP u no well aswear!

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    4. la effizy27 September 2015 at 00:24

      Madam Xhirted P, you have taken over from TGW. This your sermon would have made sense but I just read your comment on saturday laughs... quite unnecessary if I may add. contradictory as well. Does it mean you alone have bragging rights??? Naaa... don't bother answering.

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    5. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 03:45

      Azin. She talks shit all d time. Typing long long story ontop small something. Nne free us abeg. Not hating but u r just all over d place n it's becoming annoying. Ahn na wetin sef

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    6. Officer!27 September 2015 at 11:33

      LA effizy, weren't you one that narrated your family history the other day here? Leave XP alone.

      Oh yes, don't bother answering.

      XP, you didn't include Mamie , Aboki na mallam, and DR.Ok

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    7. Officer!27 September 2015 at 11:36

      LA effizy, weren't you one that narrated your family history the other day here? Leave XP alone.

      Oh yes, don't bother answering.

      XP, you didn't include Mamie , Aboki na mallam, and DR.Ok

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    8. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 12:38

      Don't mind d ekwurekwu xp, trying so hard to take tgw's shine. Very competitive somebody.

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  20. Evita O. Enwefah26 September 2015 at 17:00

    Thank you aunty Stella, some pple really need to learn.

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  21. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 17:04

    Stella shebi when I sent you a mail a while back complaining about this issue and typing you short hand, you blew me off and yabbed me. Now na you dey lament up and down.lol. no worry. Day just dey break

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  22. Unknown26 September 2015 at 17:05

    Good.

    Some people need to look at this every night before going to bed.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  23. Princess Scheherazade26 September 2015 at 17:06

    Hehehehe... You de waste your time Stella.

    Shorthand plus razzness don finish English language nowadays.

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  24. Unknown26 September 2015 at 17:07

    Lmao

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  25. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 17:09

    The absolute worst for me has to be "it does not worth it' . Goodness! I keep trying to correct people till I start to believe I am wrong. The correct thing is 'it's not worth it'.

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  26. OMALICHAC26 September 2015 at 17:10

    English time.

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  27. Debbie me26 September 2015 at 17:11

    Lol. Just passing by.

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  28. Lady N26 September 2015 at 17:13

    Abegggi
    English is not our mother's tongue.
    How many people English don help??

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    1. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 18:21

      Why don't you write in vernacular? The phrase is actually 'Mother tongue' and not 'Mother's tongue'.

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    2. Microlocsproafrique27 September 2015 at 09:55

      It has helped a lot of people. English is not your mother tongue abi? So why do u write in English? You might as well stop speaking English too.

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  29. hauteberry26 September 2015 at 17:14

    Hahahahahahahahaha

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  30. Unknown26 September 2015 at 17:16

    Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki
    English (gst)101

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  31. Babyface Assassin26 September 2015 at 17:17

    'Am' certain some people will still repeat their errors.

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  32. Doppelgänger26 September 2015 at 17:18

    Stella is it your 'am' though? Lol.

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  33. nikky sugar26 September 2015 at 17:23

    There, they're and their...
    Two, to and too...
    You're and your...

    Learn now oh, ehn ehn!

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  34. CUPID26 September 2015 at 17:24

    Lol

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  35. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 17:25

    German Juice especially.

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  36. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 17:25

    Thanks for this Stells. I'm tired of all these mix up; makes me wonder how/ where people schooled.

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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  37. Unknown26 September 2015 at 17:29

    Noted, but the words are not clear can't see o, make I wear Glasses biko...

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  38. Shyla26 September 2015 at 17:31

    Hehehe. I started getting tired of correcting 'am'. Well when Patrick Obiaghabon the 'hikus-pekus' master will be using it, na all these bvs wey sabi gbagun no go do am? One of the gists that came in was so difficult to comprehend that i just jumped the story.

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  39. CharisMAtic DIVA26 September 2015 at 17:37

    LMAO! Good job Stells

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  40. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 17:37

    It's 'you' instead of u
    It's 'in Jesus name' instead of IJN. Why type a beautiful prayer and end with 'ijn'? If you can type all that,why not just type everything in full.

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    1. Unknown26 September 2015 at 21:22

      Nothing is wrong with 'U' biko... dia is a difference btw mkin every word short and poorly written English... Get dat...

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  41. Mosiwomeka26 September 2015 at 17:40

    Lol, the most important is that you get what they mean.

    I missed Stella's blog.
    I listened to that your naked talk with that lady here in Nigeria. Your voice is nice.

    It's all good sha

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  42. Unknown26 September 2015 at 17:41

    Lolz

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  43. Your No. 1 DATA Vendor Call/WhatsApp 09028450336 (Get Your Cheap & Affordable DATA on All Networks)26 September 2015 at 17:48

    Lolzzzzzzzz...Stella d English teacher,weldone ooo

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  44. Sassy Oma26 September 2015 at 17:55

    As in eeh! The thing tire me! #longhiss

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  45. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 17:56

    Lols...seriously. Most of those culpable will rather not even take correction.
    When you keep applying for jobs and not getting any, you keep disturbing God. Little things like this can cost you a whole lot.
    Once I see these errors on any application,i just trash it, irrespective of your CGPA.
    Take corrections please.

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  46. Thelma's cake world26 September 2015 at 17:56

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    1ooo likes
    Lolzzzzz,,everibody sud take note!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  47. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 18:07

    Plenty people on this blog can't speak English . That's how I met one on S & M. He can't construct a simple sentence in good English. I just SMH for the guy. And he has plenty money, how will I introduce such a person to my friends, not to talk of family. Lord why can I not find a complete man, I am not asking for much. Am I ?

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    1. Eze26 September 2015 at 19:23

      A complete man.......die and go to heaven, its obvious u are searching for Jesus

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    2. Unknown26 September 2015 at 22:47

      *Why can i not find a complete man?*
      U are worse than d man..HoeLodo!

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    3. Microlocsproafrique27 September 2015 at 09:57

      Hahahahahahahahaha! Are you a complete lady?

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  48. Fifi26 September 2015 at 18:14

    Thank you Stella! Good English is fast becoming extinct and people need to bring it back!!!

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  49. Sweetheart26 September 2015 at 18:16

    Many people need these tutorials,u can't even read some comments here without developing headache at the end of the day.Shorthand is different from these silly errors people make.'am' instead of 'I'm', 'their' instead of 'they are'.It's realy not funny!

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  50. Sweetheart26 September 2015 at 18:18

    *really

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  51. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 18:24

    Sometimes English helps in foreign English speaking countries at job interviews. If they don't understand what you are saying because of your bad written and spoken English, the person they understand with good spoken and written English will get the job @Caribbean Princess

    Ignorance is a disease, take correction, learn and better yourself. You never know when you might need it.

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  52. Gozi26 September 2015 at 18:44

    Thank you Stella, thank you!

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  53. IVORY 26 September 2015 at 18:47

    buhahahahaha.some people are too big to learn.i won't be shocked it you get a call out.

    na serious blackboard be this o.yes aunty.

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  54. Vivaciara26 September 2015 at 18:49

    Peeps need to learn use of punctuation marks too.

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  55. starjoy26 September 2015 at 18:58

    Stella thanks for the corrections.

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  56. nzubeizuu26 September 2015 at 19:36

    Noted

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  57. Stella Maris baby26 September 2015 at 20:14

    Stella thanks...

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  58. Miss Ess26 September 2015 at 21:06

    So if I want to ask myself a question what do I say?

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  59. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 23:39

    English is not our first language. Many are still suffering from colonial mentality. Smshhhhh. It's a bloody blog and not an English exams. For yur information, UK prime minister email is worse.

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  60. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 03:29

    anon 22:35 what language did you use to make your comment. Was it your native language?, why didn't you comment in your native language. If you are speaking or writing English, speak and write it well- simple. It's got nothing to do with holding everything about the whites in high esteem.

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  61. Efua27 September 2015 at 07:28

    Lets not forget the wrong usage of the word 'SEVERALLY'!!
    Everyone on this blog uses the word wrongly, including Stella!

    Severally means individually or separately.
    Several means numerous times.

    I always see people writing, "I called him/her severally". It irks my souls!!
    Please, the correct wording is," I called him/ her several times".


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    1. MsEzed27 September 2015 at 10:40

      Wow! Now this's an eye opener. I'm so guilty of using "severally" to quantify. Thanks for this little lesson; like they say you learn every day.

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  62. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 09:48

    Nigerians have so murdered the English language.

    The person saying English is not our native language, how would you feel if people repeatedly speak your native language incorrectly or mispronounce words in your native language. It would annoy you and you would correct them.

    For example saying ashawo instead of ashewo, inegbese instead of gbese. Those words actually mean nothing in the language you are speaking.

    If you must speak a language, speak it correctly.

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  63. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 09:53

    Jollof rice not jelof rice
    moin moin not mai mai

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  64. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 15:26

    SMURF the correcter, the context in which anon 09:48 used the word speak is actually correct. Over sabi busy body.

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