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Friday, October 30, 2015

Its Friday! - Laugh With Me Please!


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82 comments:

  1. Anonymous30 October 2015 at 12:36

    Hehehhehehehe

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    1. Ada Nwanbueze30 October 2015 at 13:13

      Hahahaha this got me rolling mehhh lollll.

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    2. Stella Asemota30 October 2015 at 13:45

      Dog owners and their wayo sef.
      I cant trust any dog.
      You bark, I avoid!

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    3. Justyswt30 October 2015 at 14:36

      Lmao. U dey the dog mind?

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    4. Odus30 October 2015 at 22:39

      The dog does not need to bite before I change direction. I no wan hear say dem shoot bird e mama fly

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  2. sweetest jenny 30 October 2015 at 12:37

    LOL
    My phobia for dogs eeeh...

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    1. Unknown30 October 2015 at 13:24

      True
      Dogs don't bite here

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    2. Kween BEE (the satisfier)30 October 2015 at 13:37

      Same with me I hate dogs

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    3. Unknown30 October 2015 at 13:50

      This is so me.

      When I tell people my dog doesn't bite, they look at me with side eye, lmao. And the dog sef is a really calm dog.

      And the way I fear people's dogs ehn, mbok only my dog is my friend o. Even if a dog doesn't bite, you dunno the day the dog go chop winsh bite you. You might be it's first victim. So I'll rather walk in the opposite direction.

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    4. SEXY MOTHER Is here....30 October 2015 at 14:07

      I don't like dogs. Any kind i don't like...

      Heard that woman that kept the dog and her child inside the car to get something from the supermarked and the dog ate her child begore she got back. Heard her hubby chased her away oo na wah

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    5. Mosiwomeka30 October 2015 at 14:07

      Azin ehn

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    6. reemah30 October 2015 at 17:45

      I hate dogs. Arrrrgghh!

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    7. The General's Wife30 October 2015 at 20:33

      During my Youth service days,I stayed with a pal.and dey have dis dog that was not soo friendly to outsiders but soo nice of course to its family.

      I used to be very careful.u know minding my biz and making sure I never went outside alone.but after a while,I noticed d dog relaxed..and was somewhat friendly to me.stil I was careful.

      D day my friend voiced out(and I agreed wit her) that d dog now liked me,dat was d day dis dog crept up to me and bit me.bit me on my lap.

      I love dogs but i am wary of dem.I love puppies more.

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  3. TAC30 October 2015 at 12:37

    Lol

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    1. Unknown30 October 2015 at 15:07

      Lmao and the dog be growling at you yet the owner be like, it doesn't bite. Thank you sir but ama take another route.

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  4. Anonymous30 October 2015 at 12:38

    Abi ooooo!

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  5. SWAG LAFRESH 30 October 2015 at 12:38

    Hahaha. This happened to me 2weeks ago

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  6. Favour30 October 2015 at 12:38

    lmao. no mind all those dog owners

    they will be acting as if them and the dog think alike

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  7. linda onyx30 October 2015 at 12:38

    Dnt even understand.

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  8. NUVI HONEY30 October 2015 at 12:39

    I did a half smile.

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    1. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 30 October 2015 at 14:33

      That is so me..I can't stand dogs.
      They scare the bejesus out of me.when I see a dog coming in one direction,I take the opposite direction.
      I'm so terrified of dogs that I hardly visit any friend that has a dog at home.even a dog locked up in a cage scares me.they say dog is a man's best friend,but for me its the opposite.

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  9. nzubeizuu30 October 2015 at 12:40

    Lol.

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  10. Alloy Chikezie30 October 2015 at 12:40

    Lol.

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  11. Super Lady30 October 2015 at 12:41

    Lmfao

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  12. radiant D30 October 2015 at 12:42

    Haha

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  13. Unknown30 October 2015 at 12:42

    LMAO

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  14. Yori Yori Princess30 October 2015 at 12:43

    I dont like dogs at all. Since the last one we bought (Bingo by name) had a disease and one calabar man came to meet my late father that he wants to buy the dog. Put the dog inside sack and use mortal to hit the head. Since then i hated having dogs because i cannot bear the pain of seeing that.

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    1. Anonymous30 October 2015 at 13:13

      Jesus, that is animal cruelty at its peak,calabar people ehnn tueh

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    2. christabel 30 October 2015 at 13:20

      OMG . I can imagine the pain that dog must have felt. Hitting it's head with a morter
      I just shed a tear e

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    3. Anonymous30 October 2015 at 13:27

      Was the Calabar man named Papa Polycarp?

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    4. calabar chick30 October 2015 at 13:59

      Loveme jeje, fear God with this your gist o!
      You just conclude say the man na calabar? Issokay!

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    5. Sister April30 October 2015 at 14:00

      Mortal ko immortal ni

      Its pestle jor...
      And that was an oldtime practise...
      Lovemejeje stop lying oo. They take dogs to d animal slaughter.
      U pple swear for calabar pple bcos of dogmeat, pple eat snakes n bigs and you still kiss dem. Issorite

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    6. Unknown30 October 2015 at 14:01

      *Mortar

      I wonder how people see dogs as meat rather than pets. We used to have one very cute dog. The first we ever had. It died at 11 years. We were 11 then too. It was born few months before my Sis and I sef, Lol.
      All our neighbors dreaded it cos it was Wild. Different people had come on several occasions to ask my dad to sell it for 404 and he always threatened to arrest them any day the dog got missing lol. It was eventually poisoned. We took the dog and sha burried it. I cried ehn like I had lost a sibling.

      Then someone will now carry dog and eat. Very disgusting meal.

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    7. Anonymous30 October 2015 at 15:44

      Mortar is the wood bowl while pestle is the long stick for pounding

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  15. Unknown30 October 2015 at 12:44

    Teehee!

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  16. Unknown30 October 2015 at 12:44

    I tire oooo

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  17. Doppelgänger30 October 2015 at 12:45

    But seriously uncle are you the dog?

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  18. christabel 30 October 2015 at 12:47

    Lmao
    Don't mind them owners. They forget dogs have mood swings

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  19. Miss Ess30 October 2015 at 12:47

    I tire o

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  20. SDK FIRST SON30 October 2015 at 12:48

    After the story of the little boy Abraham, my fear for dogs increased, If I see a dog coming towards my direction, I reverse immediately, I no dey for my yam no done oooo

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    1. Amysweet30 October 2015 at 13:13

      Lmao

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    2. Unknown30 October 2015 at 13:14

      Same with me oh. Plus that few mnths old baby that d mum's dog digested in d car! Chai. I fear dogs now

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  21. Unknown30 October 2015 at 12:50

    Seriously, I witnessed one recently a lil girl who came to stay with her grandma was eaten byher uncle's 2 dogs, yes she died. Mbah me n dogs sworn enemies.

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  22. better pikin30 October 2015 at 12:51

    Loooooolllll

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  23. Unknown30 October 2015 at 12:52

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Omo the question make sense wella nobi lie... Like seriously are yu the dog... Lolx...
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  24. www.glowyshoes.com30 October 2015 at 12:54

    Hahaha...see me laughing hard on the road

    Glowyshoe blog

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  25. Unknown30 October 2015 at 12:54

    Lolz, Wat a question

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  26. Uriel (Freshdew)30 October 2015 at 12:56

    Lolz, I hate it when people say that...

    To think the dog will be bringing out saliva and looking at you. As if you are one kind of delicacy, Oga no joke with that kind talk lolz.

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  27. ****Bbjac****30 October 2015 at 12:56

    Lol... I can so relate to this. All those big dogs one has to change direction..o

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  28. seniorita30 October 2015 at 12:59

    I have had so many of that experience oooo...
    So scared of dogs... choi

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  29. Unknown30 October 2015 at 13:00

    Hmmmmmmm
    Kinda of dry oooh

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  30. Unknown30 October 2015 at 13:02

    Hahahahaha,n it really does happen.It doesn't bite, really?

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  31. SMURF30 October 2015 at 13:04

    This happens to me everytime, especially when the dog is dragging the owner while walking with a wagging tongue, it doesn't bite ko? What is the teeth for? If it doesn't bite, why use chain to hold him!

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  32. Roseflower30 October 2015 at 13:06

    I don't take chances with dogs either.

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  33. Unknown30 October 2015 at 13:10

    Ask am oh,lol

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  34. Unknown30 October 2015 at 13:15

    As long as one doesn't feed dogs with raw meat, one has nothing to fear.

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    1. Unknown30 October 2015 at 14:06

      You say???
      Leave it oh. I don't believe that thing cha cha. If the dog sneaks out and eat raw meat outside nko?

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  35. Carina Kikelomo Jacob30 October 2015 at 13:23

    Hahahaha I wonder ooo
    www.ckjacob.com

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  36. IVORY 30 October 2015 at 13:24

    Like seriously,you dey the dog mind? How will you know if it will or wont bite. Bros I no wan hear say bucket dey leak. I don swerve.

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  37. LA' SUNSHINE30 October 2015 at 13:37

    Hahahaha

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  38. Temi30 October 2015 at 13:40

    yes o!
    I always ask the dog owners when they say so

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  39. BillionaireBabyDammy30 October 2015 at 13:41

    Lool....
    Can't forget the day a dog chased me 😂😂😂
    Omg
    So embarrassing...

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  40. Favour30 October 2015 at 13:44

    i love dogs though and cat also

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  41. Unknown30 October 2015 at 13:44

    Lol... That's most dog owners response to such situation... I love dogs and wish to own one In future esp ds breeds that are so close to the floor with hair all over them,*forgotten it's name.

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  42. chocolate30 October 2015 at 13:45

    Ask am o haaaaahahaaa

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  43. Oluwabumsky30 October 2015 at 13:47

    As in eh eh reach to ask 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  44. Stella Maris baby30 October 2015 at 13:54

    Hmmmmm

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  45. Unknown30 October 2015 at 14:25

    LOL
    A dog has its own mind.
    Any pet is a no no for me.

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  46. Yori Yori Princess30 October 2015 at 14:42

    The man is a calabar man. I no put water for mouth talk am. I am old enough to know what i am saying. It is Pestle not Mortal jare. Since then i hated having dog because when i see dog i always remember that brutal killing.

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  47. SHAKITI BABY30 October 2015 at 15:29

    lmao.

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  48. Anonymous30 October 2015 at 17:55

    Nigerian dogs r psychotic! Locked up in cages all day, most end up with mental problems.

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  49. Moncoeur's behbeh31 October 2015 at 12:54

    Dog lovers i hail o. They said dogs are a mans best friend eeehhhhh so is the police!

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