A feminist blogger has Twitter feeling rather sour about her sourdough, since she made it with her own thrush.
Zoe Stavri took it upon herself to see if her excess yeast [ from her infection] would make sourdough. Stavri had Twitter users stomachs turning at her “Have thrush. Genuinely considering using it to make sourdough” tweet, but she didn’t stop there.
The bold baker live tweeted her experiment so that others at home could follow along and make their own sourdough at home.
Realising she had caused “quite a lot of visceral horror” among followers, she continued, going as far as even posting the ‘recipe’.
“Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself ‘maybe I could make bread with that’,” she wrote, “and that ticked into, ‘well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway’ and then a ‘f###, would that even work?’”
What started out as a “fatal combination of a slightly perverse sense of humour, a keenly scientific mind, and touch of the thrush” turned into, in one user’s words, her “ruining bread” for everyone.
One chef was sceptical about the experiment, while another “pro chef” simply said, “yeast is yeast”.
In case you were wondering, here’s the recipe thanks to Mama Mia:
Ingredients:
1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of plain flour
1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water
As much vaginal yeast as I could scrape off a dildo I put in my vagina–my estimate is that there was about as much of it as would lightly coat a single tine of a fork, and no more.
Method:
Mix the ingredients together.
Cover in foil, leave
The next day, “feed” it 1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of flour, 1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water.
Cover it back up
Repeat the feeding
idk what I’ll do next, I’m only on the third day.
-sabreakingnews
Oh well the bread looks yummy.....Yikes!
lol
Hahahahahaha, people r going crazy by the day
ReplyDeleteSo disgusting! But as someone rightly pointed out, people regularly suck raw yeast via oral sex so there....! #puke-inducing!
DeleteCommon Stelz. Dnt b naughty.
DeleteTueh.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping to see lafresh as number 2 that serial commentor
DeleteOh mine!! Na so madness dey start ooo*shuuu*
DeleteI hope she eats it alone and enjoys it alone and die alone if possible!
DeleteOne word" Grosssssssssssss"
DeleteNyamakata
ReplyDelete*pukes my stomach out*
End time bread.
Hahahhahahahhahaha
DeleteDats how my daughter says it "Nyamakata"
LMAO @ End time bread.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
DeleteSo gross...
How disgusting!
ReplyDeleteTotally Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwweth
ReplyDeleteSaturday in-house recipe, thnkx for sharing.... Lol
ReplyDeleteMadness..... Yuck
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Tasty...
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Irritating.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
She is mentally disturbed. And anyone one thinking of tasting the bread is retarded.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting mehn!!!!
Deletelooks yummy ke?
ReplyDeleteGod forbid. To eat outside sef dey fear me
Ewwwww...... thrush is infection right?
ReplyDeleteDouble ewww.....
scrape off dildo yamayama things.
I taste me sometimes though *drops mic anmd walk off*
Ewwwwwww!! *bowing to the porcelain goddess*
DeleteYou are as nasty as f**k .u think tasting yourself is healthy...kwontinue. until you infest your mouth with ya bacteria.
DeleteHahahahah....Nuvi!!!
DeleteJesu!
Delete*faints*
Anonymous Bacteria you say? You know there's bacteria in your mouth right? As in normally?? Right? Right??
DeleteI'm sure you have never received head but you give... *smh*
TD Lol.
North Dakota and Emike i'm surprised that you are surprised.
Guess I'm crazier than I thought bye :)
O Chi m oooo
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy !!!!
ReplyDeleteO boy na to make your own bread na him sure pass naw... Cos u dont know what grand square will be mixing next #sideeyes
ReplyDeleteCan't Deal
ReplyDeleteYuck yuck yuck. Omg dats insane mhen. I gotta stop eating Out. Mhen as is menses wasn't bad enuf now vaginal yeast. Which one is worse sef?
ReplyDeleteTufiakwa.
ReplyDeleteEnd time bread!
ReplyDeleteHahhahahahahaha
DeleteRolling on the floor
End time yeast
DeleteEwww!
ReplyDeleteHome made meals from now on.
Pardon me?
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's the real picture of the bread !
ReplyDeleteThe bread will be smelling like a rotten toto
Portable fool. What your language. Foolish woman. You are not in the market. Idiot
DeleteHahahahaha, na wetin? Only one person get all this cuss? Lmao
DeleteLord have mercy
ReplyDeleteIs better to eat it raw than it been mixed in flour as bread
Yuk!!!!
@Galore
Now dats some messed up lady! *pukes on stellas fat butt*
ReplyDeleteSo the vagina produces yeast?
ReplyDeleteDo all Vagina produce yeast?
Nope, some produces glucose. Ajuju uwa
DeleteAnything to stay relevant na im de cause this one. Inukwa.
ReplyDeleteRubbish would she eat it. Why didnt she post a pic of her having a bite of the stupid vigina yeast bread. Nonsense
ReplyDeleteNa me talk am.
Lol. Mad people everywhere. now, and for all times, she will be known as the vaginas yeast bread breaker.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, some people have gone insane! WTF.............???!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMtcheew iranu abasha
ReplyDeleteWell, as long as she ate it alone, no problem.
ReplyDeleteSome people will come here to crucify her and say, 'how disgusting ', but they find giving head delicious.
Just saying.
* side eyes *
#WhiteDiamondOut
In your mind now you made sense kwo? Wetin concern giving head for this matter?
DeleteYet, people still indulge in licking totohs!! Continue.... Cancer n other yamayama diseases are knocking! Tueh!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's OBO bread.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting woman.
Whoever called Eesah 'shovel face' on IHN, I hate you.
I laughed and fell off a chair. My coursemates thought i was crazy.
Had to go back and watch his video. Not far from the truth.
Lmao samehere
DeleteAnd this your comment left me laughing in the office like an ediot!!!!
DeleteYou are wucked!
And u have the guts to laugh at eesah's 'shovel face' when u look like an orangutan? Seriously? Guess u are allergic to mirrors, cos if u aren't, u I'll never call anyone names. U are one hell of an ugly bitch! Both inside and outside. Muvva!
DeleteSunshine, I just remembered when Ezenwanyi said you had a cheese factory vagina.😂😂. Do you still find Easah's joke funny?
DeleteNo anonymous, that was a figment of her imagination.
DeleteNoted Chigo. Screw you too.
Hahahahaha, sunshine!!! They r coming for u
DeleteSay what?am so done with breads
ReplyDeleteEh eh eh oyinbo people sha... wtf!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmm!!!
ReplyDeleteUrgh!
ReplyDeleteSo far she is eating it alone, no wahala
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ReplyDeleteDisgusting is an understatement.sick person This one should be locked up abeg,cause she will feeding people her body parts unexpectedly
ReplyDeletecongrats to her
ReplyDeleteNa wa o
ReplyDeleteNothing I no go hear, nothing I no go see
ReplyDeleteDamn! I no kukuma like bread before.
ReplyDeleteInyama raised to power 10
ReplyDeleteWell some men n lesbos won't mind
They av been sacking unbaked thrush n yeast from the vagina since time immemorial.
#pukes
Ewwww
Delete#Sucking
DeleteYuck!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat did I just read? Tueh
ReplyDeleteTuehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteBaking with vaginal yeast? Tueh!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww.......what was that?
ReplyDeleteOMG. So disgusting. I just puked my lunch. Yuck
ReplyDeleteYea, Yeast is yeast...
ReplyDeleteIf she didn't mention how she got it am sure everyone around would love to have a bite..
Yeast is not yeast
DeleteNa younger sister she Be to the man we cut Im blokus, cook serve people
Nyama!
ReplyDeleteEwwwww!!!!!!!! When you think you have heard the worst things ever this hits you in the face. Godforbid!
ReplyDeleteWut's the difference between eating pussy yeast bread and licking the pussy ?
ReplyDeleteYuck...... purking
ReplyDeleteEnd time bread.
ReplyDeleteWha ya say? Ah werey
ReplyDeleteLike really? Things we hear and see these days sef.
ReplyDeleteEnd time bread
ReplyDeleteDisgusting. *pukes
ReplyDeleteI will never eat pastries made by individuals again, unless they do that as business and in large quantities. Now I know why some men don't hire women cooks.
ReplyDeleteRose
Lol no be small end time bread. This one now Na new discovery abi Na wetin??
ReplyDeleteNow I hate bread.
ReplyDeleteEwww
Seriously?
ReplyDeleteFrom where again? Eeewwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteYuck.
ReplyDeleteYuck!!
ReplyDeleteThis person is a tush lunatic! Them never know say she don kolo...This is not an end time bread alone, end time baker sef. What won't I read here.
ReplyDeleteEven you! Complaining! I thought you like eating them fresh. Here it is and the recipe...Oga o. Internet ti ya werey.
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