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Sunday, January 03, 2016

INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

Oh well,it seems today is dry...
All these various drama has strained olofofo streaming..lol
Anyway,heres some supposedly intriguing African proverbs to while away time *yawn*

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina (Zimbabwe).

2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward
(Cameroon).

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Ghana).

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem (Ghana).

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them because you do not know her source of fresh air (Ethiopia).

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume (Nigeria).

7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow (Togo).

8. An erect penis has no conscience (Uganda).

9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers (Kenya).

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of

resolving issues without resorting to violence (Ethiopia). 😀😀😀😀😀
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68 comments:

  1. Trendingshoes_shoes3 January 2016 at 11:09

    Very funny proverbs especially no 10.

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    1. Unknown3 January 2016 at 12:07

      3 & 8 sha

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    2. tecki3 January 2016 at 12:46

      The frowning of an he-goat does not prevent it from being priced... Nigeria

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    3. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com3 January 2016 at 13:36

      Hahahahahahaahahha

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    4. David Daudu3 January 2016 at 13:50

      A monkey that says it wants to see the face of a hunter will one day receive a bullet on its forehead

      *the Naija photographer*

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  2. Pisces3 January 2016 at 11:09

    Nos 5 & 10 though

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    1. CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY)3 January 2016 at 15:43

      The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
      vagina???? Says who? You go siddon for hot water till you heal!

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    2. Cí3 January 2016 at 15:57

      1,4&7...hehehe

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    3. Unknown3 January 2016 at 16:21

      No 5

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  3. Lillysimple3 January 2016 at 11:10

    Word of wisdom

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  4. miss Aboki the great3 January 2016 at 11:12

    Hahaha.
    The fear of benin neighbours is the beginning of wisdom(member of bvn)
    since police now arrest them for standing on the road, they now bring their market here in the name of its my birthday(lepa shandy)

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    1. Anonymous3 January 2016 at 12:51

      @miss Aboki please I don't understand you story. Explain better.

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    2. mama tee3 January 2016 at 17:36

      Enter your reply... Anony 12:51ask jay em agrodolce. She ll explain better.kikiki

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    3. Anonymous3 January 2016 at 20:27

      Lol.....Aboki said the fear of Benin girls is the beginning of wisdom.....as they now arrest them for prostituion standing on the road they now come to SDK blog in the name of birthday wishes......meaning all those birthday wishes na coded opio things....#jobofinterpreternoeasy#

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  5. Anonymous3 January 2016 at 11:13

    Lolzzz funny

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    1. Unknown3 January 2016 at 15:53

      This should pass for Sunday laughs biko... 3&10 ehn

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  6. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 3 January 2016 at 11:18

    A child that dances to surugede does not know that surugede is the dance of the spirits..(Nigeria)

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    1. Unknown3 January 2016 at 14:09

      What is surugede in English?@North

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    2. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 3 January 2016 at 15:58

      @ olori, I don't have the slightest idea what surugede means.Lol..but if I'm to take a wild guess, I'd say surugede is a word that connotes the sound made from dance steps to a particular song.

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    3. Anonymous3 January 2016 at 19:27

      Surugede by egwu ndi muo..dance of the spirits. Quick to consume the baby dancer.

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    4. Unknown3 January 2016 at 19:33

      Suregede is a spiritual dance for masquerades.

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  7. Ada Nwanbueze3 January 2016 at 11:21

    Lol @ # 8 indeed.

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  8. Tetrina3 January 2016 at 11:22

    Funny proverbs. Happy Sunday People...

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  9. Rabbit3 January 2016 at 11:26

    5 and 9 r super hilarious

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  10. Genny le boo3 January 2016 at 11:27

    Hmmmmmm. Seen

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  11. MamaZeus3 January 2016 at 11:33

    Lol at No9... my dad loves proverbs like kilode. I remember this "you leave the anus that farted and you are hitting the head" I laughed that day ehhh... most of his proverbs are igbo proverbs, as much as I am not good with igbo, they still crack me up.

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    1. Lolo Onowu3 January 2016 at 14:30

      Funny one. Stella's number 9 is also funny.
      "The smartness of a male pig, hiding his penis in between its legs behind it" (Akwa Ibom)

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  12. MONTREAL3 January 2016 at 11:36

    Lmaooo,an erect penis really has no conscience.

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  13. Unknown3 January 2016 at 11:38

    Hahaha,i love number 4

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  14. Cynthia Iyede3 January 2016 at 11:43

    Hahahahaha very funny proverbs. That hausa perfume proverb is a strong one. Wash the cloth for where? Na gum body things. Hahahaha

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    1. Kosi 3 January 2016 at 15:58

      Lol.. I see, I was actually wondering....

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  15. Unknown3 January 2016 at 11:44

    Hmm

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  16. Ghanaman3 January 2016 at 11:46

    Lemme add mine...

    * U do not tell an old woma n to close her legs, when u do not the the source of her fresh air!

    * A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles!

    * The buttocks harmless they say, but several skirts have been rendered useless by them!

    *Ghanaman signing out*

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  17. Temi3 January 2016 at 11:47

    lol
    no virginity in maternity room.
    buahahahhahahhaha

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  18. Big man3 January 2016 at 11:50

    This is 18+ proverbs o. That numb 8 proverb is not true in all cases. Erected p***s has a very controllable conscience rather.

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  19. KING Nwa AMAKA3 January 2016 at 12:01

    Which Kain proverb be dis. Lmafao

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  20. Unknown3 January 2016 at 12:07

    Lol...i love all

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  21. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)3 January 2016 at 12:12

    Lmao

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  22. Unknown3 January 2016 at 12:18

    End time proverbs

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  23. fresh roses3 January 2016 at 12:21

    That number one fit be wrong o
    .

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  24. Francisca Samuel3 January 2016 at 12:40

    Laff wan tear my belle. No. 8 killed it.

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  25. Clara Udeh3 January 2016 at 12:47

    The plantain that has refused to ripe will be used for chips.

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    1. Anonymous3 January 2016 at 13:20

      Or women are like mangoes, as some men are waiting for it to ripen others are eating it with salt

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  26. Roseflower3 January 2016 at 12:48

    Hahahaha funny proverbs.

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  27. Holer3 January 2016 at 12:52

    No 7 shows Dt dey don't trust guys in Togo

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  28. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 3 January 2016 at 12:54

    Hahahahaha. Wallahi an rected penis n0 get c0nscience at all chai wat a pr0verb.

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  29. Joyce Mbaka3 January 2016 at 12:54

    OMG!! I need this laugh.. Hahahaha no. 10 though!!

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  30. CUTEBUKOLAH3 January 2016 at 12:57

    Lol @ erect penis does nt av conscience. D proverbs get as e b ooo

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  31. The Baby Analyst3 January 2016 at 13:20

    LOL.

    Number 8 though. Not an excuse for rape I hope.

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  32. Unknown3 January 2016 at 13:30

    He who fully unwarps a shawarma before eating it vcan never keep a secret..

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  33. Unknown3 January 2016 at 13:30

    Can never*

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  34. Unknown3 January 2016 at 13:33

    That hausa perf got me like hahaha

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  35. Anonymous3 January 2016 at 13:54

    that number 10 point should be pasted on walls of some chronicles senders.

    www.questionsbuzz.blogspot.com

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  36. Lolo Onowu3 January 2016 at 14:32

    All d proverbs are funny sha but 9 na die

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  37. Miss Ess3 January 2016 at 14:45

    Some angry penis does destroy the vagina o lol

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  38. Jasmine3 January 2016 at 14:50

    Lol...what kind of proverb is this?

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  39. Jasmine3 January 2016 at 14:51

    A man or woman that can cut shaki with his teeth from pepper soup without closing his eyes is a wicked man - Okonkwo (Nigeria)

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  40. Villager3 January 2016 at 14:51

    Quite funny

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  41. Ice Queen3 January 2016 at 15:00

    Funny

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  42. kowmah3 January 2016 at 15:11

    Na from clap old woman dey enter dance, lol

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  43. Unknown3 January 2016 at 15:35

    Hahahahahahhaha...u go fear proverbs!

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  44. Prince Young3 January 2016 at 17:22

    Enter your laugh...hahahahahahaha
    What a proverb!

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  45. Agadangodo!3 January 2016 at 17:52

    Whether you use rope tie goat or you use goat tie rope all na tie tie

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  46. Uriel (Freshdew)3 January 2016 at 19:03

    All these proverbs na wa...

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  47. Miti3 January 2016 at 19:49

    Enter your comment...funny proverbs

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  48. Double Dimple(DD)4 January 2016 at 01:18

    Yea, I can comment with a name. Gowin

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  49. s@min@ir@4 January 2016 at 10:41

    Blow job is the easiest way to kill a man - Monica Lewinsky

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  50. Foniee4 January 2016 at 22:47

    D frog said "this thing that is a source of laughter to u people is a thing of weeping in my place o."

    If someone bites you in the nose without fearing ur catarrh....... Pls bite his anus dnt fear his shit. #AkwaIbom#

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