Tuesday In House News Don Land Oh!

Hello Ya'all,

A Lot of people read this blog and so my memo would have to be a nail on the head,covering and touching all the craw-craw areas of the Nyash i want to describe and/or scratch right now....

First of all have a nice day you Handsome hottie,CAN I GET A KISS AND SIP OR WHAT?

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WORD FOR TODAY

THE MYSTERY OF PATIENCE 

Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher,

   vanity of vanities! All is vanity.

 What does man gain by all the toil at which he toils under the sun?

 A generation goes, and a generation comes,but the earth remains forever.

Ecc 1:2-4

People are still making the most horrific sacrifices over 'vanity' and make enemies over worthless material things. What can I say? Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today, and see what becomes of it tomorrow. There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve. ... Take it easy!

All you need is a little time and PATIENCE and you would thank God without regrets. There is actually nothing in this world that is worth going to Hell for, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

TAKE IT EASY!

Don't run after the world because the world will always outrun you.

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IN HOUSE MEMO

I no send anybody message oh...drop that gala you are selling inside go-slow and read this!....Dont swallow that panadol until i am done!

Someone commented yesterday that i should do something about people

trying to chase away my blog members.why should i do anything about it?

why should you let yourself be bullied off the net?

If there is anyone who swallows bullying 24/7,it is me,SDK and hey I am still here.

Since the day i did that post on AY's brouhaha with his wife,I know that bullying all over the net and in my comment section has increased but i dont care,i see the comments,i leave what needs to be left and takeaway what needs to be gone.Someone came on yesterday to cuss me in the comment section and i enabled that comment becos if you cuss someone and you go back to read it,you recite the cuss back to yourself...its like starring at your shadow about to murder you.

I take all that and sometimes i lose it,sometimes i try to stay calm,that makes me human.In as much as i try my damn best to keep the comment section clean,you all aint kids.most of you who call me ''AUNT STELLA,AUNTY STELLA'' are older than me..so its not all the time i feel comfortable dishing out orders to adults...NAAAAAH!

If anyone is out to chase any BV away and you let them,let me have you know that you have let yourself down...GROW some skin and fight the faceless idiot back.if however you run,i dont have time running after anyone,I wish you the best,thank you for touching our lives with your presence but know that we will MISS U alright BUT GOD NEVER LEAVES HIS store house empty,he will replace you with someone exactly like you who will make us laugh like you did.

For you that comes here to try and bring me down by chasing them away.please check yourself very well...YOU ARE DOWN becos your wickedness has no legs to run or walk.stay where you are and continue hating.God will soon arrest you and send you moving in a wheelchair.

That said,I love you all here and thank you for using your browsing time here.the fights are epic but lets not take it too personal,lets not leave the four walls of the internet and begin to spill personal stuff bout those we know.

EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED IF WE APPLY SOLOMON'S WISDOM...Please note that i am not a perfect human being but you compliment my imperfection,that is why you are here..right baby?

Shout out to all the popular BV's who are in anonymous mode....wide eyed,i know you are here,i miss you,been a while since we talked.Chizoba how market?ezewanyi my best girl,how far?Pepper i see you,lol.Mamie,hi girl.

lucabree,aboki na mallam,moneymaker (JAMES?)How far?..Too many names to remember that are under anon.I love you all.

Got to stop,this memo is becoming a book!

FORGIVE ANY GBAGAUN,I AM NOT EDITING IT......and to that ITK who has been dropping comments cussing me out highlighting peoples errors when i also make mine,please read this space

Those who want to leave can do so,i will not beg anyone to stay or go,the choice is yours but know that i love to have you here...I LOVE YOU ALL.

*Walks away leaving the door ajar*

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BABY CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES AND FEMALE FOOTWEAR FOR SALE (ABUJA).

1. Do you have babies between the ages of 0-3years? Call / whatsapp 08121196716 to order for their lovely and fabulous clothes, footwear, feeding bottles, cushioned toilet training seats, bibs, school bags, etc for a reasonable amount.  

2. I also have court shoes, flat shoes, slippers and jelly sandals for sale. Call / send a whatsapp msg to 08121196716 to place your order. 

P.S

I'm based in Port-harcourt but would be in ABUJA tomorrow. Please call /msg ASAP to place your orders so I can deliver it myself. 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR..........

Stella sorry this is coming late. Today is my birthday as well.

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I just want to thank the Lord for his faithful love and mercy in my life. All glory to him. And to my momma and papa that brought me to this world. Have a blessed day fam.

MTN

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3982-7728-4774-8493

5946-7661-1174-1248

GLO

18574-38172-55206

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15723-67796-88137

12889-41254-38024

Sorry i forgot to copy out your name but dont worry,your village people will recognise you and tell us

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WHO HAS LAPTOP TO SELL?

" Wonderful Bvs I hail ooo

Please I need a very very very very good USED LAPTOP (with super amazing specs) for a giveaway price of 50k. Amazing bvs,please help a brother if you have got any. Buzz me on whatsapp-08138225816. Thanks in advance... God bless the givers and receivers! Amen!! "

Scroll around,there is a laptop in this post somewhere...
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CALL OUT

Hello Stella,

Please post this under IHN. I comment under anonymous cm and this is a call out to ONU OJOO ONE OF SDK. I made this comment yesterday about biafra post and this was his response.

anonymous cm7 March 2016 at 12:48

What nonsense??? I am Igbo and I will gladly tell them that they're insane! Who wants a war?mcheew!

ReplyDelete

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   ONU OJOO ONE OF SDK.7 March 2016 at 13:02

   Insane like ur father abi. Bastard. Common shut up.
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I have no problem with someone calling me insane but please restrict it to that. The fact that you hide behind a keypad and type shit does not mean it's an animal you are talking to. ‎My father is late by the way and I know what he will say about this biafra because he was a very peaceful man. And he wasn't insane and neither am I. Neither am I a bastard. I will also not shut up because there is a comment section for people to air their views which you're also doing now. 

Maybe other tribes wronged Igbos a long time ago or still but I will always advocate for peace. We have soo many things we are fighting. We are one Nigeria and we can't succeed if we fight ourselves too. And no matter what! tribes will always hate other tribes. What the hell! Some igbos hate some other parts of Igbo too and for a country as multi ethnic like ours, we have done a great job given the circumstances. It's normal. We need each other abeg. Igbos are like weeds. They are everywhere. What's that thing they say 'if you go anywhere and don't find any Igbo person there, run'. I don't know if that's how it goes but you get my drift.

I have a right to my opinion so do you. But not at my expense. We do not have to agree and that's the fun of constructive argument. Air your opinion like a civilised human and move. Many people have died in this fight in Onitsha and they are human beings. People's brothers, sons and relatives and I weep for them. We have lived together for how long so why can't we continue. What's wrong with wanting peace? Its the 21st century for Christ sake. So bridle your tongue when you feel the urge to insult someone's generation just because you aren't facing the person or are frustrated. 

Thank you. I love your blog to bits Stella.


lol...love you more

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ATTENTION

Good day Stella,

I stumbled across this in the comment section of today's chronicles.

I would like to help- is there anyway that I can be put in contact with this person?

Thanks 

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LAPTOP FOR SALE.

I have a brand new hp laptop for sale, I bought as one of the compulsory requirements of being admitted into unn @ the price of 75,000 despite having another laptop. I'm offeriing it for sale at the price of 60,000. It's a 2GB RAM and 500GB Hard disk laptop. I'll bear the cost of delivery to any location in Nigeria.

Free laptop bag included.

You can reach me 08060585238.

N.B: I'll be giving away a brand new wireless mouse to the buyer

I'll send in shoki after sale.

Kind Regards.

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SQUATTING at Sango Ota, Ogun State

Good day MA, please ma I need the assistance of BVS in the house, a family friend came around yesterday and he was talking about companies where one can get to do casual jobs in Sango Ota in Ogun state and I got interested, please is there anybody in the house that can just allow me SQUAT while I hustle till I can be able to stand alone pls. I'm easy going and fun to be with. Email address is olaow72@gmail.com. Thanks MA.

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CATERER AT YOUR SERVICE

 If you are in need of a caterers service for home,office, event. Chiffy Taste Dazzle offers to deliver tasty Nigerian dishes to our clients at their homes,offices or events. Our food cut across local dishes,small Chops, finger food, snacks, cakes for birthday and parties, smoothies, soups, stew, sauces and many more, each of which is prepared with love and served in a manner that is both pleasing to the eyes and exciting to your taste buds. Our dishes are affordable and nicely served. Please do place your order through any of this number : 08076962151, 08063436061, 08056448928. We are in Abuja.  Thanks for your patronage.

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IGBO TEACHER

Do you need an igbo teacher to brush up your igbo game up? Do your kids find it difficult picking up their igbo language? Or are you a getting married soon to an igbo hunk and can't speak the language?  Have no fear the igbo teacher is here to help you out.

Kindly call 07032335015.

*Lekki-Ajah-Ibeju axis only*

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Blizshen cakes ONLINE Training Continues...

Hello Stella and fellow bvns, here is to inform you that I am about to start another batch of online training for 3k only. I'll teach different kinds of cakes, icing and basic cake decorations.

You can also order for cakes for all kinds of celebrations. Please, help my ministry...lol

I can be reached on whatsapp/08176446109.

Thanks.

God bless y'all.

Special kisses to Sdk...

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Looking for Business Ideas

Hello Stella,

Good Day. How is Your family doing?

Please, I am looking for who can guide me on how to seal and package non-food or food products for sale.

Where can I buy a good sealing machine ? And what are the profitable items that I can start with? Do you have a product and looking for a distributor? I am in Enugu  and ready for anything lucrative.

I am very hardworking and can do anything but just need a guide from someone doing something similar so I don't waste my money.

Please, if you have any advice for me, email me at sdkfan1@gmail.com.

God bless our hustle!

BV hopeful.

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NEWLOOK ITEMS FOR SALE

Dear SDK,

Kindly help me post these Newlook items i have for sale. I will be giving away the light brown tights to the person that buys the most items. The shoe is a UK Size 6 (39). The wears are for a UK size 10. I reside in Abuja (Gwarimpa) i can be reached  on uwal22@yahoo.com... Thanks guys, God bless you Stella.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

For your delicious and mouth watering cake for all occasions: wedding, birthdays, anniversaries etc. Contact stella Ejiofor on 08066370396.  My email onyiz4sure@aol.com. My prices are reasonable and affordable.I will be given discounts to blog visitors I stay in Lagos festac. Attached are some of my work. Thank you. 

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Vacancy in Benin city

Chemistry, Physics, french and basic tech. teachers are urgently

needed at a very  Reputable school in benin. If you know you can teach

secondary level very well and have experience in teaching in

secondary, please contact me contact either by my phone or email.

Email: sandraomo0@gmail.com or thru my sister's whatsapp number:

08138883462 Please, the school is located around Sapele road, obe

village, Benin city Edo state. Thank you very much. Kind Regards

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PERPMARA ESSENCE 

Have ur wedding, anniversary or any special occasion coming up and want to look all flawless?

Are you tired of working for someone and want to be your own boss?

Or  you re tired of paying for services any time u need to enhance your look?

Think "PERPMARA ESSENCE"!!!

Your one stop choice to looking all flawless and elegant.

Book for your special day now.

Register to enhance your self today.

Contact us 

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Instagram: PERPMARA_ESSENCE.

Twitter: @perpmaraessence

Email : perpmaraessence@gmail.com

Call/WhatsApp: 07064222465,07059757555

     

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PLEASE READ HERE

Are you a Landlord that owns properties you want to sell or lease at the Lagos Island. Pls contact me on this: 09097617898. 

Shokiii: Glo 311319605243351

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MARKETERS NEEDED

A start up Smoothie company in Abuja needs marketers Urgently . Please Call 08059066955. If you are interested

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WHO HAS A CAMERA TO GIVE AWAY?

Pls bvs, i need a camera to aid my profession. If any bv has a camera for sale or giveaway, Pls contact me on 08138867730. My budget is very low

Thank you and God bless us all

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House to Let and for Sale

A Newly built 5 bedroom Duplex with a BQ at Lekki phase 1 for Sale

Newly built 3 bedroom semi detached house and a 4bedroom duplex for sale at Lekki Gardens.

2 bedroom, 3 bedroom and 4 bedroom flat also available to rent at Lekki, Lekki Gardens 2 and Ajah Axis. There is also Lands available for Sale with Consent.

Pls do contact me on this: 08071725880

Shokiii: Etisalat 139267954949870. Glo 375798038394625.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Hello Bv's do u live in warri,sapele ,ughelli,Benin and environs and need a kiddies event planner, baby and bridal shower. look no further FUNKYKIDDIES got you covered.

Email:fkiddies@yahoo.com whatsapp 08058777368,08138337271.

I have a 0-3 months old dress for giveaway

GIVEAWAY

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FOR RENT

There is a 3 bedroom flat for rent at Budo Peninsular Estate 2 (by Fidelity Bank), Ajiwe, Ajah. Clean environment, spacious compound, tush neighbours etc. You wont get a better deal.

RENT is N1.2 mil. 

Please call 08033109449

Shoki to come when the house goes off the market.

Thanks Stella.

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   ‎PLEA For PATRONAGE

‎Hello my fellow bvns, pls patronise me for your liquid soap, air freshners, izal and antiseptic.. I make all this things myself.. I can also supply schools, offices, hotels, hospitals and even for personal use... I'm based in lagos but school in ife, so I shuffle between both states.. I can also send to another state, if you are interested in buying..

Pls add me on ‎2B55E6DC or snd me a msg in my mail on ipheoluwapoh@yahoo.com .. thanks y'all

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ONE ROOM SELFCON IN ABUJA

 I am a girl in  need a one room selfcon in Abuja. I just got a job and getting a good accommodation with limited funds is a bit dicey. Anyone with a spare room or a BQ should pls pls pls call me. Here's my nos-08068167344.

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DEPRESSED BV'S NEEDS FRIENDS.

Hello bvs, i'm in a very tough place in my life right now, going

through health challenges, relationship, family etc. I'm just very

depressed right now, I don't have anyone to talk to. I can't tell my

mum because she has HBP. I just need people,mentors I can talk to, to

advice me, listen to me and encourage me.My bb pin 59195726, number-

07061300711

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EVENT COVERAGE SERVICES

Are you newly engaged and preparing for your wedding? or You have a Birthday, Naming or burial ceremony coming up? KISIL ENTERTAINMENT LTD is offering top class event coverage services at an amazing price!.

 We can cover your wedding from traditional to white wedding for as low as 150k!. Also, 30 complimentary copies of your video material will be given to you after your event at no extra charge!

Call OBY on 09051798578 for bookings/enquiries or email me obyloretta10@gmail.com

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NEED A CAKE IN ABUJA?

I sincerely appreciate everyone who have patronized us in the past, thank you all.Like Oliver Twist that we are in this cake business.. lol,  we are pleading for more patronage from fellow blog visitors and we will like you all to know that despite the 200% increase in the price of baking materials,  we are still using our old price list and our cakes have remarkably improved both in quality, yumminess,  moistness,  fluffiness, taste, neatness and overall decoration. We make cakes for all occassions be it wedding,  traditional marriage,  bridal shower, anniversaries, birthdays,  graduation, appreciation cakes etc and bring your cake fantasies to life.
Numerous flavours are available and we deliver to anywhere in Abuja.

For blog visitors who live outside Abuja but have friends,  lovers and family living here and wish to send a surprise cake to them,  kindly contact us to place your order and the cake will be delivered to them.
Few samples of our work are attached. For more pictures,  check us out on
instagram @cynhamscakesabuja
Blog: www.cynhamscakes.com
Facebook: Cynhams cakes

To place order,  call/whatsapp Cynthia on 07034794947, 08052874411.
Bbm pin is 531753fb.

Thank you.
Stella pleaseeeeeeeeee attach my pictures ooooo abeg.

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VACANCY IN AN OIL SERVICING FIRM AT LEKKI, LAGOS

 An Oil servicing firm located at Lekki, Lagos needs an Accountant

 Age: 25 – 30 years

 Qualification: ATS, HND, B.Sc in Accounting

 Skill: Must be able to Journalise, Post vouchers and Extract a Trial Balance with little or no supervision and reports to the Financial Controller

 Salary: N100, 000.00 per month

 Closing Date: Thursday March 10, 2016

 Mode Of Application: send your C.V (Microsoft words) to: kinsomes@gmail.com

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VACANCY

Dear Stella,

I am an ardent blog reader and a busy executive, but i always find time to read your blog though i hardly comment. Kindly help place this on IHN

I am in need of a driver, who resides in Ojodu Berger and Environs ( Akute,Alagbole,Olowo-ira,isheri etc) .

Minimum qualification is SSCE and the maximum salary i am willing to pay is N40,000 per month.The resumption time is 7am and the person is expected to drop me home from ikeja anytime after 6pm .

If interested call 08147755550 or 08159090259. You can also drop you CV at No 2 Olu-koleosho street off Medical road Ikeja Lagos.

Thanks so much Stella , God bless you. 

BV Boldajao

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CRECHE

Are you a working mum and need a place to keep your child till close of work? For premium and affordable childcare for children from 5months  of age and above, please call the number 0705 135 0331 or send an email to chillysegs@gmail.com. This is for mothers that live especially in surulere(Lagos State).

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EASTER PROMO

Gbagaun !!Gbagaun!! Easter promo don come ooo my ogbonge bvs.I get these foot wears for sale to my fashionista blog visitors.The heels go for 6000 naira while the flats are 3000 naira each.Sizes are 37 to 41...pere!!Na lagos I dey but I sabi waybill to other states.Thank you .08134294631

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Signing out SDK-LY

SDK.....EH EH EH abeg stay ya lane!