Stella Dimoko Spontaneous Post -Thursday


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Thursday, July 27, 2017

Spontaneous Post -Thursday

#thursday #goodmorningtoyouandyou #grateful #blessed #boyfriendsrock #boo #fatherhoodshouldrocklikemotherhoodhuh
#spontaneousish #thankGODitsthursday

Hope everyone had a good night??
I am still sleepy so i will round up by wishing you all love as you read,comment and move on to the next post.

Before I sign out,something is bugging me and I need to ask it...Is it right for Comedians to use Jokes relating to Church.preachers and God?Just wondering because the post where I posted the video of the woman who is selling Ice cubes as Miracle water and asking for money is allegedly a Joke by a Comedian and we are supposed to Laugh?

OK..hahahahhaha,I just did so whoever has been cussing us out for not Understanding the Joke can stop already.

Kisses to us all and have fantastic day ahead!

Missing #cookiesandcream

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  1. Beautiful Thursday morning, so someone in my office stab me at the back, is so painful and deep. He made everyone believe am bad, I don't want to share my secret with them, how do I prove myself to this people that this guy painted me red, I just don't like to force people to do things? I don't even know what to say again, what to tell them so that they will understand why I kept things like that to my self. So guys are just like women, I regretted why I ever told him about that business in the first place.

    1. See dear! You are too soft

      When such happens to me I shout at the "spoiler" in front of everyone. I am only calm when you don't seek to disturb my peace.

      This happens only with a Yoruba male colleague of mine. He'll read this and come to my office. I know and I'm ready!

    2. You dont have to prove yourself dear, just beinh you, people will love you for you in the end.... Do well to address anyone bold enough to confront you with the lies while at it ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

    3. You don't have to prove yourself to them. Just ignore them and keep being yourself. And some men this days sure gossip more than women

  2. If you are offered $800 million never to have sex again in your life will u accept yes or no?

    1. I can do it with my hand and sex toys... so gimme my 800mila

    2. I can still kiss n cuddle yea?...definitely!!

    3. Good gbogbo ile. We are welcome to another glorious day that the Lord has made.

  3. xxxTrinityxxx onye nso. Nwa ka Nwa, thanks for your S/O.

    Cynthia Iyede sorry for your loss.

    Pipi Lee aka Medusa Welcome back.

    Mrs Priya Eze, happy birthday. May God bless your new age.

    Anonymous Missy did you say you want to be my side chick??? ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽผ Biko I'm busy loving my Chikito, so I can't hear you ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽค
    My Chikito bu eeshi, Nwa bu Authe, Nwa bu mbada, My Ugegbe oyibo mechiri akwukwo mepee, gba strike bido lesson. My Chikito is doctor's prescription to me 3 times in a day. Okwa 2 in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 2 in the night. If na my village people send you, tell them na mu akporugo Asa m bu Chikito fepado aka. Nne ika passa there, maka Chi I ga atokwa there maka na analigom ... Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ please take Cookie's advice

    CrazyHoneyWife biko no let my village people use you to put asunder in what God has joined together... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    What were you thinking when I said that I am the FIRMOUS AMU-RUBBER who ROBBERED Chikito heart after she ROBBERED my heart??? ... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Chameleon nobody will bully you out of this blog. Who will now be telling me when pipi enters juliana? ... I'm strongly behind you.. Lol

    My Chikito, ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide, uto Nwa, My virtuous wife, Anike, My Angel of Love and Beauty. Each time I remember you, I will be thinking God for sending you to me... My Chikito you are heaven sent. Your are a blessing to me.. Nwunye m nara nsutu onu ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

    1. Amen thank you Chike aka Prince Charming ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

    2. Thanks Nwanna.

      The love is waxing strong.

    3. Lmao ๐Ÿ˜
      Chike I Na ekoligodum this morning

    4. Chai,see what joblessness can cause,Chike sorry,you are a lost lamb,idiot

    5. Lmao.. You crack me up all the damn time. Your epistles are never too long to be read

    6. Thanks Chike....How you dey?

    7. I swear the only reason why I haven't considered stealing u away from chikito is bcos you didn't send your pipi measurement.
      You know what, forget about the measurement sef let's do THE GALLOPING HORSE STYLE.
      Great for... Both of us
      How does it work? The man sits on a chair with his legs outstretched in front of him. You climb aboard and stretch your legs out straight behind him. He clings onto your arms and you lean back holding on to him for support. You're in control, so then push back and forth on top of him as fast or as slow as you like.
      The turn-on: You get a good view and you get deep penetration.
      The turn-off: It MIGHT be uncomfortable for me to keep my legs stretched out for any length of time but don't worry
      this position is very sweet and can really hit G-spot.

      And it will be my revenge on chikito because e be like say na she first shout Busted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    8. I saw that 'Robbered' word when it was first used and I burst out laughing....

  4. Good morning lovely bvs.... I want to thank you all for the love and prayers. God bless you all.

    1. Congrats Brisbane. May God bless n keep him

    2. Congrats again darling and kisse to your angel ๐Ÿ˜˜

  5. Thank you Lord I made it to SP this morning. Inn kwunna blog fam.

    Hi to Most sexiest mum
    Hi to Mrs R SDK blog
    Hi to Ageless T
    Hi to German Juice
    Hi to Martins Aboy
    Hi to Tuscany
    Hi to Quicksilver
    Hi to Trinity
    Hi to Richbee
    Hi to Donmayor
    Hi to Bluntlyblunt
    Hi to Chysugar
    Hi to Beds and Roses
    Hi to Doppelganger
    Hi to AngelRay4sdk
    Hi to Rowland Dominic
    Hi to Intelligentsia princess
    Hi to Jasmine
    Hi to Amanda favor
    Hi to O.Y.O
    Hi to Sandy Yo
    Hi to peaceful peace
    Hi to Uriel(Freshdew)
    Hi to Olivia Silk
    Hi to Fluffy Cakes
    Hi to Cisca Chesa
    Hi to World people
    Hi to Mhzbee Int'l
    Hi to Very bluntme
    Hi to Brain and beauty
    Hi to same girl
    Hi to Jamb Girl
    Hi to Danny fisiye

    A bigger Hi to all the Anonymous with known IDs and the Authentic Anonymous, I love you all. More MB to everybody's phone

    *Larry was here*

    1. Good morning ๐Ÿ˜Š Larry
      Have a wonderful day

    2. You are gradually becoming annoying with dis ur roll call

    3. Hello starry .have a nice day ahead.

    4. Love you more Larry, Kisses ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

    5. Kisses from the other side

    6. My name isn't there?? LMAO you have offended me

    7. Hello Starry....hope u good? Big shoutout to u....My lil angel says hi too๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. SP๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Q: Why did God create orgasms?
    A: So women can moan even when they're happy.

    1. so theyd know its time for the sex to stop

  8. Time is too valuable to be wasted on anything less than LOVE, GOOD VIBES AND HAPPINESS

    1. #word
      All my time is dedicated to my happiness, joy and laughter. Life is good ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

      How's you hun!!?? Anyone troubling you?

    2. Just too valuable believe me #PositiveVibesOnly

    3. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ‘Š

  9. Good Morning one big and happy family, one love

    1. I think there was a soap opera "one big family" yh?
      Morming dear ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  10. Good morning, beautiful people of SDK. Hope we all had a wonderful night rest? May God be with us today... Amen

    1. Amen.. You too ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  11. Good morning house of God
    I wish us all a nice day

  12. What's is cookies and cream Stella nwunye Korkus? Is dat ur hubby "s pet name?

    1. Stella will never say evn tho she promised to reveal

  13. Kisses to everyone out there, I don't like trouble. I mind my own business, but this guy just made me understand that he need to see my other side. I don't want to hide my ID, I just need to know what I can do to set things straight.

    1. Kisses to you too ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

    2. You must be really hurting. Sorry, some humans are like that. The best revenge is to surprise him, he'll be expecting you to hurt him back. So, just ignore him. That's the best revenge. Act like it doesn't hurt,and move on. So sorry dear

  14. Good morning lovelies
    I am here to wish my queen of all queens a happy birthday cos you are fairest of all.I missed you too saw your shout out late ��������������������
    I am at work sickness is not my portion abeg taking tea and bread.My leave starts on Monday for 2weeks.

    1. Thank you my bee10
      My African woman
      Beautiful woman

      You are a mother in Jesus Name Amen.
      Thanks ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

    2. Happy birthday priya. More of God's blessings
      Bee10 abeg no sick oo. God will strengthen you

    3. Good morning Bee10.

    4. Morning baby๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹nice day!

    5. Yes you shall bear lots of children. "Go and Multiply" says the Lord, hold him by his word. He honours it over his name. Kisses darling ๐Ÿ˜˜

  15. Good morning blog fam, how was your night? mine was not so great as my baby kept me up all night, let me try & see if I'll recover this morning.
    Lafresh dear please check your inbox.
    Have a lovely day ahead people.

    1. Eeyah sorry dear. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜kisses to him

    2. Kiss your baby for me ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

    3. Lols
      Gudmorin dear
      Kiss that baby for me Joe๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
      Why u go sleep

    4. #MotherHoodRocks... Kisses dear ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  16. Good morning my lovely people. How u all slept well? Issa beautiful day for to the market ๐Ÿ˜ด

    1. Buy something for me...Scrap that, invite me over when food don done

  17. So a few days ago,my two daughters were arguing in the car and when I asked what it was,my younger daughter said the older one didn't want to give her the book she had. I looked at my first daughter beside me and she was reading the said book and I was wondering why the younger one wanted the book seeing that her sister was still reading it. And why didn't she bring her own book along???

    "I am still reading Mommy,and not yet done. To which the younger one fired back "But she is done reading The book Mommy! I saw when she finished the Book. She is done Mommy"

    And in confusion,I turned to the older one again to ask how come her sis is saying she was done reading the book and she is saying the complete opposite ๐Ÿค”And with a mischievous glint in her eyes,she said "I am reading the Book backwards Mommy"


    1. LWKMD!

      Reading it backwards! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
      Oyiri nne ya.
      It's you ooooooo.

    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚just to look for her trouble,I can so relate to immediate elder sister dealt with me same ways..

    3. Lol!!!the book is soooo interesting that she had to read it backward.

    4. Hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahshsh

      This can't be true!

      She's reading the book backwards. lol

    5. Lol @ I am reading the Book backwards Mommy. Funny girl

    6. Hahahahahahahahaha
      Mischievous girl, that was me but I was the second spoilt daughter.

    7. LMAO ๐Ÿ˜ reading the book backwards
      Children eeh....

    8. Omg, TGW ur children stories always put me in stitches. Lmao which one is reading the books backwards again?

      Morning to all my loveliest bvs. God bless us all.

      Happy birthday miss priya. Blessings fall on u.

    9. Lols๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

    10. Yeee! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ....These kids hennn! Hehehehhe oshey!๐Ÿ™Œ

    11. Ahahahahahaha
      Reading book backward?? Allow me faint abeg๐Ÿ˜‚ Kai

    12. Hope you seized and gave it to her younger sister? Reading the book backward ke!

    13. She's a clown just like her momma!
      Those pretty little girls.

    14. LMAO!
      Why are these kids like this?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      I'm done.
      This is the stage I'm at right now...
      Did she let go of the book finally?

    15. Lol... That's hilarious

    16. Lmao, children are the most adorable thing on earth. How mothers manage to listen to all their rants and settle them beats my imagination. I always laugh when i see them serious over these funny things. More grace on all mothers.... #MotherHoodRocks

  18. Beautiful Thursday! Been trying to catch up with old post but it seems really difficult!

    How do y'all catch up?

    Been so busy! Thanks starry for the shout out

    The anon asking what Orange drugs wife did to the side chick in 2013! Here's the link
    Sent from my iPhone

    1. Welcome back ideato
      How are you ๐Ÿ˜Š?

    2. Ha,u too don buy hi phone???
      My friend u dey enjoy ooo
      Were went u

    3. Just went back in time, those were the days of 'Anonymouses',lmao.
      Sandra Sandra Sandra...hehehe

    4. That post was everything and more then.
      Enough Tea spillers and slippers.

  19. Comedians sometimes make expensive jokes, I pray God forgives them.

    1. I think so too. God is indeed patient hence the jokes. ive grown not to laugh at all jokes. Havnt read the one mentiomed above tho


  20. There are three kinds of waste you should avoid.

    #1. Waste of Energy
    Stop wasting your energy; avoid non beneficial enterprise.
    Busybody in other men’s matters. Stop carrying stories and rumours which will not be of use to your life. Avoid rumour mongering.
    1 Peter 4:15

    #2. Waste of Resources.

    A waster today is a beggar tomorrow.
    Nigerians spend more money on recharge card than food.
    This is a wasteful country, this is foolishness.
    In Nigeria, Senators answer phones during sessions in the Senate; even during live broadcasts.
    There are gold-plated phones for $9,000 and only Nigerians buy them.

    #3. Waste of Time

    Waste of time is waste of life.
    Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe said “Give me my youth back and I will buy it at any price”.
    Benjamin Franklin said “Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of”.

    These are the parting words from a father to his children.

    Dr David Oyedepo****

  21. Top of the morning to y'all

    Starry Larry, shout out to you
    Omotola,where art thou

    1. Kisses to you too. ลže gbogbo ฤ™ nลŸe yรณmyรณm

  22. I am blessed.. .so I was watching this season film last night titled "THE BOLD TYPE"....The actress by named @ADENA looks so much like @Adesua Etomi.'s lesbian film by the way.

    @Anonymous Orubebe

    1. The way you talk abt lesbianism these days is sooo alarming or you don dey do the do.

    2. anonymous gangster27 July 2017 at 09:29

      Galore, you're plating with 14 years!

      When I said few months ago you finally came out of the closet, I didn't mean for you to blow trumpet aunty! Chill girl! Look for Odi that messed up silly lesbian girl or German juice!

    3. Gudmorin dear
      Lesbians film??
      I don dey suspect u...lols

    4. My darling anonymous orubebe. Lesbian film odiakwa on point sometimes but odiakwa risky to your Juliana bcos it can be making your tits dance

  23. I want to rant about the 'bipolarity' of the blog visitors. So on that hair post made by Doppelganger, I was just reading comments and laughing at the many many fabus. So y'all want to take over from Fab Mum okwaya?
    Someone said her hair length is 18", I used my mind to calculate the 18" and smiled. Only for me to continue scrolling down and saw one say hers is 25"???? Liar liar pants on fire. Do you know what 25" is? LMAO sometimes when I finish reading comments here I will start thinking I can move mountains.
    I know La Fresh will come under this comment and say hers is 30", babe na your way, you are too perfect in your little mind. I like your positivity mbok

    1. Very funny,whoever take this blog serious is on a long thing.

    2. Shut up ekaette. Blablablabla.. blabbing like a cow. Idiots like you think people who visit this blog are quite poor, archaic and old. Bitch be calm and take care of your iya ijebu hair. 18inches ain't nothing new.

    3. anonymous gangster27 July 2017 at 09:35

      Don't take it too serious! People sometimes need to lie or at least exaggerate to feel good. Like, I used to lie that I owned 2 international passports when I have only 1! Silly lie, given that most of the world craves even that one I have so it was infantile telling lies about having 2! You would be shocked the 'owners' of 25" long hair are almost bald!

    4. You sure do worry about me too much to even put my supposed lies in your thought.. You let me have so much hold over your life and I keep wondering why you let someone you don't know have this much hold over you. You give me too much power and I hate to control your feelings and though

      Oh well, I'm impressed. Keep keeping up with my lies darling ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  24. White people are racist, very racist.

    But black people are very hateful towards their own. You won't know unless you visit instagram blogs owned by black Americans

    If you're a successful black man and you marry a white woman, you're a sell out and a coon.

    There is a huge difference between stating your preference in a woman and saying you don't date black women because they're ghetto and ugly.

    Former NBA player, Gilbert Arena called Lupitha Nyongo ugly, he calls 70% of black women ugly and he's a black man
    You go to blogs owned by blacks and the venom the spew on their fellow black brothers is unbelievable.
    Black Americans should do better.
    They are first their own problems

    White people are very protective of their own
    Adele and Taylor Swift are perfect examples.
    You don't want to be hated by white people? Show no hate first to your own.

    1. Black Americans are the worst racists on earth.
      They hate on Africans even talk more of white people.

      As for Gilbert, they dragged his daughters into the mud after that post.
      Next thing he will issue a weak apology.
      Abeg leave Americans to their fate.

    2. anonymous gangster27 July 2017 at 09:24

      "You won't know unless you visit instagram blogs owned by black Americans".

      What do you mean? Is SDK blog american owned? Ani you don't read comments from fish Brauns like Chike insulting an entire ethnic group & Stella posted? Or are Hausa's white therefore acceptable to be " racist " towards them?

      Clarify biko Chi!

    3. Couldn't find instablog yersterday! What happened to them

    4. anonymous gangster27 July 2017 at 09:26

      "You won't know unless you visit instagram blogs owned by black Americans".

      What do you mean? Is SDK blog american owned? Ani you don't read comments from fish Brauns like Chike insulting an entire ethnic group & Stella posted? Or are Hausa's white therefore acceptable to be " racist " towards them?

      Clarify biko Chi!

    5. Don't mind that foolish Gilbert...just felt sorry for his daughters thou..

    6. Honestly, it's sad to see how blacks show hate to themselves.

      On a low-key, Lupita is ugly. I love her skin color though. The only mistake the former player did was fast he said it out. He should have whispered it like I'm doing now.

    *u ask your far
    with reading? They say they
    haven't started...only to get to
    the LIBRARY and find out they
    have a permanent seat.
    * Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout
    is not
    compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list
    of those that have
    * You graduate with 3.00 and you will be telling
    yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have
    been a
    4.50 graduate by now.
    * If you think true love is the
    only thing that is hard to find...try
    looking for your HOD when you
    need his signature on a form.
    *Anything you want to do, you must be on queue
    even to enter the school
    *You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see
    that all seats have been occupied by bags &
    books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back
    house ni?.
    *u have already prepared food but to eat na
    wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
    * Lecturer: Only 10 students in
    class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for
    test....turns to the
    board to write. Before he turns
    back-------class don full. Lol
    *come night class during exam u go see different
    levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and
    *During exams u will know those who are
    naturally beautiful because no time for makeup
    at all.
    Everyone Don become born- again by force.
    * It's always funny when exam
    invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students
    suddenly develop that super human ability;
    answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
    Lol ��
    Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail all DELSU
    students jare

    1. I can so relate,it is synonymous with all other universities.

  26. Happy birthday to me

    1. God bless ur new age.Happy birthday

    2. Happy Birthday Pri Pri Baby, wishing you more blessings....

      Enjoy your day dearie

    3. Happy birthday. God bless your days. Have fun

    4. Happy birthday dear, live long and prosper. Cheers.

    5. Happy birthday beauty.

    6. Happy birthday dawling! May all your heart desires be met in Jesus' name, Amen

      *Grabing my own cupcake**

    7. Happy birthday darling๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

    8. Happy birthday to you beautiful miss priya.
      May your life be beautiful. You shall live long in happiness, good health and prosperity. Have fun darling.

    9. Happy Birthday Sweetheart!๐Ÿ˜˜
      My beautiful beautiful Girl๐Ÿ˜

      May God bless u today and always Hun
      And may His Grace and Love continually abide with u In Jesus' name,Amen!

      I know u wil have loads of fun today๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
      Do Pop a bottle on my behalf ok?
      Have a good one and stay Beautiful love❤️

    10. Happy birthday priya Eze. Live n prosper

    11. Happy birthday love. My shoki sender! Wife to eze

      Live long n prosper

    12. Happy ๐Ÿ˜Š birthday miss priya
      Age with grace and stay beautiful dear
      Where's the party ๐Ÿ’ƒ at?
      *side eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ at king Eze*

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    14. Happy birthday darlyn. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿพllnp and have a good one.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’‹

    15. HBD my love
      God bless u,enrich u,enlarge u,keep u,protect u,guide u,direct u ijn amen
      Grow into a great woman dear

    16. Haa! na today?
      Thought it was yesterday oh
      Happy birthday

      Good wishes are never enough.

    17. Happy birthday dear. Wishing you all of God's best in life. Enjoy.

    18. Happy birthday Miss Pri Pri, God bless you today and always.

    19. Happy birthday Mrs Priya Eze. IWULL'N'P. May God bless your new age. Age gracefully Lolo Eze

    20. Happy birthday baby,live and prosper!

  27. Special thanks to God for a successful event yesterday.
    I thank him for the great opportunity given to me to come to this wonderful place..
    Work is ending today.
    Had lots of experiences
    Both the good, bad and the ugly.
    Its not easy to make decisions that you don't even know the head from the tail.
    But I thank God for all in all.

    Naija here I come oo.๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
    NYSC loading soon.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Eba and efo-riro with plenty snails๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

    1. Awwwwww

      May God bless your next phase dear.
      It's bitter sweet right?
      U don't want to go cos u wil miss them but then u can't wait to go and explore and experience what lies in store for u.

      Good luck Ola!

    2. Congrats Ola. Better days are ahead.

    3. Ola Moneyyyy. Congrats and enjoy your Eba and efo-riro wella ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  28. In my office......

    I love Oscar Wilde's poetry.His biting wit reminds me of Quiksilver. Haven't seen her comments in a while.

    How are you all doing?

    I hate that willy willy still scares me.

    That's all folks.

    1. Willy Willy still scares you?

    2. Quickie is serving her father's Land (with all her strength, defending her unity while upholding her honor n glory) *yimu* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    3. Lol.Quickie is busy with service.

      Hey Kam Kam...what's up?

  29. Good morning Lovers

    Happy birthday to you Lovely miss Priya. May all your dreams come true...stay blessed and do have a blast๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’•

    1. Charismatic diva ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ thank you so much. I love you

    2. Morning dearie.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹

    3. Good morning CD mama yo!!!
      How are you doing?

  30. Lols @ the ice block joke, but why use the name of God for joke?

    Happy birthday miss Priya, live long and prosper.

    1. Amen, thank you love๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ @cutiebee

    2. The joke was directed toward gullible christians who patronise those fake prophets in search of miracle I guess

  31. Good morning All.
    I want to call out Chike Teflon for the hate comments he has been spewing on the Hausas recently. Chike it's not a must to comment ooo. Have you seen people like Martins, Isaacson, sexy daddy or even Edreamz cuss out other trives the way you do? There is something called common sense, God didnt give you that big head for decoration. Pls recieve sense, learn not to generalize, you must not cuss out a whole tribe when an individual from that tribe does something wrong. How can you say Hausas are animals? How many Hausas have you related with before? Nwoke borrow yourself some brain and became useful to your life instead of displaying gross stupidity online. For your info, onoy few states in the North speak Hausa as their first Language, Nasarawa and Niger are not one of them.And you his cheer leaders, is it that you people dont see his bigoted comment or you chose to turn blind eye because he is re echoing your thoughts? SMH

    And Stella, try and stop publishing tribalistic comments. It's not that hard.

    PERIOD........Matured minds only(long but
    Most girls(even married ones)don't
    understand this because of much heavy
    grammars used in talking about/teaching it
    and we don't listen to our body too
    @ times........

    *MENSTRUAL PERIOD:The time blood flows
    out of your vagina which you uses pad.

    *MENSTRUAL CYCLE:How many days it takes
    to see another blood in the month.
    **Example, if you saw your period last month June 11th & it came yesterday 10th July've 30days Cycle(counting from 11 June to

    NOTE:We were made to believe its 28days
    cycle......that's a lie, different women different
    cycles ranging from 21-35days.

    *OVULATION PERIOD:Forget any other
    heavy grammars... ......
    This is time of getting pregnant fast without
    stress,this is two weeks after your period or
    two weeks before the next period.

    Here's a simple way to calculate your
    ovulation period(unsafe period)
    1. From the first day you see the blood of
    your period.
    2. Pick up a calendar and count 15days
    including the first day of the blood stain.
    3. Mark the 15th day with a pen(circle it).
    4. Mark 3 days before the 15th day
    5. Mark 3 days after the 15th day
    6. You will notice you have 7 days
    These 7 days are your ovulation/fertile days
    also known as unsafe period.
    Meaning if you have sex on any of these
    days then you have 98% chances of being
    7. Do these every month and try and abide
    by these rules
    For example:
    1. If your period is today 11th July, 2017,
    2. 15 days after the first day of the blood
    stain will be on 25th of this July too(2weeks
    after) counting from 11th.
    3. 15th day is on the 25th July 2017.
    4. 3days before the 15th day which is
    5. 3days after 25th July 2017 which is
    6.22th - 28th July(7days) is when you are
    ovulating and it's your fertile period.

    *******Don't forget that these 7days is to
    remind you that Sperm stays in the female
    body for up-to 7 days(a week), any sexual
    contact in between ovulation period will
    form something that has ears, eyes etc
    *Now, if you want to have a baby girl, have
    sex between 3days before ovulation(22-
    *For baby boy will be 25(main ovulation day)
    and 3days after 25th .....................................

    You don't need a doctor, just relax after two
    weeks you feel the following...........
    2.Body temperature rises(sometimes you
    touch a girl and her body is hot but she is
    not sick)
    3.Dizziness(feeling of tiredness and
    sleepiness )
    4.Breast tenderness/size increases just
    like when you are menstruating.
    5.Increased sex drive(sugar body)
    6.Light cramping or pain on one side of
    the pelvis
    7.Abdominal bloating.
    8.Heightened sense of smell, taste or
    vision(you eat more too).
    9.Vagina mucus becomes slippery(if you
    notice such, put it in between fingers..
    stretches like thick catarrh or snail
    mucus...colorless just like egg whites.
    N/B:The instance I gave here is for ladies
    with 30days cycle.And someone who saw
    her period this month July 2017.If yours is
    28 then it's 14days instead of 15days
    N/B: Anytime you have headache without a
    cause check back when your period arrived,
    nothing to worry about just get maltina and
    peak milk mix both,drink and relax.. .......stop
    rushing to pharmacist always on issues that
    can be naturally handled. Drugs are not
    always good on we girls.From the moment I
    understood ovulation problems, I stayed off
    drug............You can take paracetamol only.

    *MEN, read and educate your Wives, some
    Mothers don't know this, she can use this
    method as a form of birth control than pills.

    *SINGLE GUYS, help your sisters at home (I
    know you will want me to say, help
    girlfriends, Lie lie! I can't say that !)



  33. Due to popular demand (in tonto voice๐Ÿ˜‚) I have finally change my blog id ๐Ÿ˜„ hope you all love the new handle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  34. Good morning All.
    I want to call out Chike Teflon for the hate comments he has been spewing on the Hausas recently. Chike it's not a must to comment ooo. Have you seen people like Martins, Isaacson, sexy daddy or even Edreamz cuss out other trives the way you do? There is something called common sense, God didnt give you that big head for decoration. Pls recieve sense, learn not to generalize, you must not cuss out a whole tribe when an individual from that tribe does something wrong. How can you say Hausas are animals? How many Hausas have you related with before? Nwoke borrow yourself some brain and became useful to your life instead of displaying gross stupidity online. For your info, onoy few states in the North speak Hausa as their first Language, Nasarawa and Niger are not one of them.And you his cheer leaders, is it that you people dont see his bigoted comment or you chose to turn blind eye because he is re echoing your thoughts? SMH

    And Stella, try and stop publishing tribalistic comments. It's not that hard.

  35. So cold this morning!Meehn this cold eeeeh.

  36. Good morning everyone... I was so happy yesterday because I felt so appreciated at work... I hope to get something better soon. You all have a blessed day...

  37. Corper Isaacson I hail ooo. God bless your hustle?

  38. Good morning to you all and may the peace of Christ rest and abide with us all.

    Personally, I don't find it funny when comedians make jest of God, heaven, pastors or anything related to Christianity.
    So, to me, it's not right.

    Even the bible make us understand that; every words that proceeds out of our mouth shall be accounted for.

    It's only Christians that talks about rebranding and what not as if God Almighty has changed. He remain the same and no one on earth has a right to add or remove from God's words/commandments.

    You all have peaceful day.

  39. It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than two CDs.

  40. Good morning lovers

    How's your night?? The way I dozed off yesterday, one will think I lifted a huge truck. But then, I didnt. Na WA.
    Boys are a handful. I don't think I want more babies at this point. My hubby should better not ask for one anytime soon. Because there is no guarantee I'll be having a girl. And I don't want another boy. I'm tired of this children. I have headache. I can't wait for summer school next week. Let me deal with 1 at a time
    Fabulous day everyone...

  41. Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!


    And these for 'Ndi Uchu dem' ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’Š ๐Ÿ’Š ๐Ÿ’Š

  42. I met this post today!

    Good morning everyone, how has it been for you so far??
    Yesterday, I went to my supervisor's office so that he'll see my proposal and give me a go-ahead for my project and the man sent me out of his office simply because I wore jeans. Funny enough, I wore jeans, shirt and very simple sandals looking very casual. Baba said I'm supposed to wear corporate to submit proposal.
    He asked me to change my outfit then come back but I couldn't get to my hostel and come back to his office. Was planning on going today only for me to see on the group chat that my supervisor traveled this morning to wherever. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    In other news, I've missed this blog terribly. Northie, you'll be fine, all those novels you read won't read themselves if you end it all๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ... I promise to call you soon. Can someone mail me her number??

    Was going to ask a question, will probably do that later today in IHN if I'm able to make it to the post... Okbye people! Remember to make someone smile today

  43. I heard the FG has scrapped NYSC.
    How true is that?

    SDK please make calls and confirm. Thank you.

    Good Morning all!

  44. Good morning people of the internet!
    Don't mind me, Good morning everyone!

    Just here to appreciate all the wonderful people here.the outpour of love has been so amazing. The number of call, SMS, and mails I got were so humbling.
    Everyone kept on telling me how much they love me, and I kept thinking, who am I that God choose to save me?
    People shared their stories, and I got to know that I wasn't the only one to have gone downhill following the loss of loved ones.
    The words of encouragement, the love, it was so overwhelming.for the first time since my mum passed I felt so enveloped in love.God is indeed Love.
    The financial assistance I got from people made me feel like it was all a dream.I was simply blown away.I have never been this humbled in all of my 20 something years on earth.
    I want to appreciate oba, monkeynofine,Mrs chinyere, Tega, blessing, Mr Phillip, Mrs khadijat for the financial support.I really do appreciate and God bless you all abundantly.

    Not forgetting TGW, bloggie, iphie, tetrina, and anonymous Santa.God bless you all for being there,I wouldn't have made it through my mother's burial without the help of y'all and Stella.

    I'm sorry I got everyone rattled..I love and appreciate you all,every single call, SMS, mail, and name, is is imprinted in my heart trust me.
    I will never forget.I would have lost to list out the names of everyone that called, but its not feasible, seeing as 95% of bvs with ids called, and so many anonymous, and even people that have never commented here before.
    Who says this blog isn't a community?
    I'm much better now, and filled with positivity.Love healed me.

    Thank you so much Stella for your swift intervention. I'm so sorry to have put you through that.I love and appreciate you more each day.God's Love will never depart from you.

    I saw comments about v and v.what happened to him?hope its nothing bad.

    Pls pardon any error, didn't proof read.

    God bless you all.

  45. Happy birthday to my Loving Dad, our commedian in the house, aka Baba no wahala, I pray for good health and many more years to you,the sweetest papaski ever liveth, Daddy we love you more, Na today that your bitter leaf soup go hear am lol. God bless your new age o our old papa youngie , I wanna be like you when I grow old 66 years no be beans.

  46. Oh boy eeee. Na so external fuck dey sweet? A fuck well fucked can be refucked. Who cares about the size? Dammit mehn.

    E sweet my Belle e.

  47. Just watched jodie interview on TVC wakeup Nigeria was emotional listening to her story of her struggles with marriage and her son...#mumoftriplets#tripleformydelay#augustforsupernaturalconception. Madame L'avocat

  48. I used to think chysugar and Sugar were same person untill I ...

  49. Goodmorning to everyone hope u are all fine,happy birthday miss priya av a blast.......@bv Brisbane congrats on d arrival of your baby boy. Have a lovely day ahead guys.

  50. My beautiful Priya baby happy Birthday. I hope Eze goes to school will get you something sweet. Don't allow akagum men near you. Enjoy this beautiful day God has made for you.

    Good morning Ndi yardi. If you can't beat them abeg join them.

    I am enjoying God's goodness. Any fabu today. Am in the mood for fabus.

    Make I continue enjoyment. Pipilee welcome back. Hope you bring sweet come.

    Love you all

  51. please is God still there? or is he just tired or too busy to answer my prayers. I lost my little niece to a painful death a few days ago( she was shedding tears even while unconscious), she was just two years old. ohhhh, how we prayed, we prayed till our voice hurt, her mum is the most faithful believer I know, yet she died. now people are telling me its God's will, how can it be his will to let a little girl die, they tell me not to question his will, but why shouldn't I, if I praise and thank him when he does good, why shouldn't I ask him why, when something bad happens. Before this I have been believing him for a job for my husband, a masters degree holder in architecture who has been unemployed for a year and six months now, I have been praying for finance to set up my own bead shop( I am a graduate but I love making bead jewelries and I am really good at it), for now I work for someone who takes all my sweat and pays me a pittance at the end of the month, when I know what I can achieve with a little help from God. Even with all this I have been ever faithful, I go to the blessed sacrament and I have been praying and believing, but with the death of this baby, my faith has been shaken to its foundations. I begin to ask is God really there? please if you know him can you help me tell him that a daughter of his is fast loosing faith.

  52. God help me,i hate this job,God expose this pedophile please

  53. Let me just ask my question now.

    I have a friend (a female ) I love so much. We have been friends for more than two years and we've been there for each other like real friends.

    I noticed that anytime I make a new friend and I introduced her to them (my new friend, usually a female too) she always doesn't like them but I'm cool with all her other friends and recently I was wondering if I'm a terrible person that she doesn't want to 'know' my friends.
    Recently, she was talking to someone in my class, me and the girl she was talking to normally don't talk but because of my friend, I started talking to the girl. The girl would come to my room, we'd gist and we became close only for my friend to say she doesn't like the girl, that her Oversabi is too much... I said nothing but I didn't allow it have an effect with my classmate

    Yesterday, in the evening, I was outside with a male friend talking to him, she came to meet us with her boyfriend. My male friend was whining her about her hair, I was quiet all through and the next thing she said is "I don't have sense" I flipped and asked her why she'd say that seeing that I was quiet when she and my male friend were 'playing'and she said how can I be quiet when the guy was saying rubbish? I lost it and asked her what her problem was and she should just go if she have nothing meaningful to say... I forgot to mention that she and my male friend are cool, at least I know they chat each other up privately.
    This morning, my mum told me she isn't a good friend and I don't want to believe that. This girl have been really good to me, we've been good to each other but I don't understand this aspect of her life... I honestly don't

  54. Good morning people.
    Only my ever-loving wishes to you for a birthday and life as bright, beautiful, bubbly and beyond compare as you!.Happy birthday Priya love. #issababygirlforlife.

  55. Good morning Stella, Goodmorning BVs.have a great day!

  56. Fan Emmanuel26 July 2017 at 22:19
    Stella did you say this man is OK? This walking corpse?? If this man am seeing enters into a plane they better put him inside a cage or chain him cos if not, he will be blown out by air. That will be better though


    Anonymous27 July 2017 at 00:06
    How much prayer have you offered for him to die so that ur useless prediction of him coming back in a body bag will be fufilled..ozu! It's all d men in ur life including your son that will die.

    I'm not a fan Emmanuel lover! But cussing her son is just too extreme

    Remember God's wrath knows all anonymous

  57. Goooooooooooooddddddddd morning my neighbours!!!!

    Yes Stella it is wrong to joke about the things of God...but Christians are too busy tryna please d world they are making God angry...#myopinionsha

  58. Good morning SDKB FAM,I'm Tosin & I've been battling Avascular nectosis for 3years,I tried raising surgery funds early this year but my gofundme wasn't properly managed so I deleted it & refunded donors...Now I'm back with a new gofundme & I'm pushing the best way I can on social media....

    kindly click on my name,it will take you to my new gofundme page,my 9ja account is also included...i'ld really appreciate any donation no matter how little,SC warriors here please support a sister,God bless you all

    BV Tetrina I sent you an email
    BV jbaby you can please go to my gofundme for details
    BV's Monkeynofine,TGW,Blog lord,Iphie dearie & Fab mum please help a sister & daughter in need, God bless you all Amen

    Stella jisike please post,Thank you

  59. Please help, has anyone experienced this before period is over a week late and PT test shows negative. What could be wrong? Should have visited the hospital for more scans and tests but where is the money. My routine hasnt changed except i started taking folic acid over 3 weeks ago. I really desired to be pregnant.

  60. Good morning SDKB FAM,I'm Tosin & I've been battling Avascular nectosis for 3years,I tried raising surgery funds early this year but my gofundme wasn't properly managed so I deleted it & refunded donors...Now I'm back with a new gofundme & I'm pushing the best way I can on social media....

    kindly click on my name,it will take you to my new gofundme page,my 9ja account is also included...i'ld really appreciate any donation no matter how little,SC warriors here please support a sister,God bless you all

    BV Tetrina I sent you an email
    BV jbaby you can please go to my gofundme for details
    BV's Monkeynofine,TGW,Blog lord,Iphie dearie & Fab mum please help a sister & daughter in need, God bless you all Amen

    Stella jisike please post,Thank you

  61. Someone said that em jay was 'rubbed' and one anonymous countered her and said she was not 'rubbed' but 'robbered'. what happened to em jay is that she was 'thiefed'. Lmao this blog is more than a comedy show


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