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Saturday, March 10, 2018

Saturday Laughs..



























*Statistical Data*



Different types of phone call duration:


*Boy to Boy* 00:00:59


*Boy to Mom* 00:00:50


*Boy to Dad* 00:00:30


*Boy to Girl* 01:23:59


*Girl to Girl* 05:29:59


*Husband to Wife* 00:00:03


*Mom to Married Daughter* 10:50:58


*Wife to Husband* 14 Missed Calls






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To get married to an uneducated wife is so nice. I told her that I get paid on the 30th, so this month I'm not getting paid because there's no 30th. She went to the calendar and saw that indeed there's no 30th, and she said, it's ok babe.. it is well




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*AKPOS STUDIES THE BIBLE WITH JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES*



JW: What bible character built the ark?


Akpos: Noah!
JW: Correct! According to the bible how many humans survived the great flood?


Akpos: 9 people
JW: U did well! But look attentively at the image below the paragraph. How many humans are there?


Akpos: 8 people
JW: Correct! So how many people survived the flood then?


Akpos: 9 people
JW: OK! let's recount please! Noah and his wife, his three sons and their wives. In total that makes how many people?


Akpos: 8 people
JW: So that gives us how many people that survived the flood?


Akpos: 9 people
JW: please why do you keep saying 9 people when on the image it's clear that they were 8 people?


Akpos: Bros abeg no vex ooo...! The photographer wey snap them photo na animal?



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Time to laugh:


A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;

and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("le computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;

and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won

19 comments:

  1. Very funny jokes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. LolaπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  3. lol

    akpos help me ask them.

    @computer
    men won. LMAO

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  4. Potholes...honestly the ones in Lagos are heartwrenching. You drive like you're on a horse. Bouncing castle things. Aarrgghhh!

    Spanish...weird and bold analysis. Jajajajaja

    Phone calls...Stella Kork to BlogPA/Some bvs = 02hrs:59mins
    I can only imagine.
    Hahahaha

    Ossshhey baddest kork

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  5. So so funny. Nice one!

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  6. Akpo's the refuse to understand that photographer is also a human being.

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  7. hahaha hahaha, nice one

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  8. The pothole response got me laughing

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  9. Akpos, oshe baddest. Reminds me of the joke of a girl that sent her nude pics to her boyfriend. Instead of the idiot to appreciate it, he was asking of who took the pictures ,lol!

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  11. It's been a long time I LMAO.......

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  12. Funny all. I like the pothole joke most funny.
    Why do people like attacking Atiku each time he tries tonne humorous? Not nice.

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