Would you fall down laughing or fall down fainting if your caterer presents this as your wedding cake?
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
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I will fall down laughing. What kind of a joke is this. It is an expensive joke o.
ReplyDeleteYou would be surprised that a couple that can’t afford a cake will gladly accept the cake.
DeleteC me laughing at this stupid write up. Very stupid fake write up. C tears rush outta my eyes from laughter. Whoever wrote this ehen, I bu idiot
DeleteSeriously oooo! i cleaned up tears from both eyes,kikikikiki! oh my God..I had a very good good laugh...kai! people and creativity...obim ooo
DeleteDisastrous cake LMAO.
DeleteThis baker would not make heaven chai. Even me that bake can't make head or tail of the semo
Delete😂🤣🤣😂😂 I found this so hilarious
DeleteLmao.chai
ReplyDeleteI won't faint. I will just order them to remove the cake.
DeleteHahaha... I beg, this cake in the picture is very funny
ReplyDeleteI won't faint nor laugh, I will only tell her to go with the cake and return my money. I have no option than to apologize to the audience.
ReplyDeleteApologize for what?
DeleteKikikikiki.....Is this cake or oshuka???
ReplyDeleteWhy do I find this funny 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteLol... Eeyah
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...see as the thing be like fufu. Stella this fufu/cake will go down well with correct bitterleaf soup. So it's a win win situation if the celebrant have bitterleaf soup😁😁
ReplyDeleteAre you from Edo state
DeleteYes Tecki...hope I'm safe!?😟
DeleteSure!!! Fear fear... cos only Edos can prepare the soup..
DeleteSeriously? Have you eaten bitterleaf soup prepared by Ogidi woman!!??? Don't try it if you don't want to exchange your iPhone for a pot of soup.
DeleteLol.. see my person.. How is you... I am bini.. just “Edos” to generalize 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
DeleteHahaha Aunt Anuli no try chei!!! She would have baked then paid someonelse to cover the cake for her.
ReplyDeleteGreed na bad thing!!! Practice makes perfect no be for this kain occassion.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteAunty anwuli egbuo m oh 🙆🙆🙆🙆
ReplyDeleteHow can you bake this for someone's big day?
This doesn't elicit any laughter at all. It is obviously a made up story; just a bad fiction.
ReplyDeleteIf u don't find this funny then u need to see a doctor.
DeleteI swear 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂
DeleteThat's the point. It's a very funny made up story. You need a doctor asap.
DeleteHahaha... No real semo. Dem for put cake edikaikang soup beside am.
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...Oh God! may this great calamity never fall on me on the happiest day of my life and even all the days of my life IJN Amen...
ReplyDeleteBikonu ogini bu nkea?
What Nonsense. I will just start crying.
ReplyDeleteShe's Wicked abeg.
I will be so livid,, but in retrospect, I will laugh out Lord.
ReplyDeleteGood to be able to comment even though not with my Id.
Bc sugarcassie
This is why you should have a back up 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteSo much for patronizing family. That’s how my family friend came for my Mum’s birthday and was upset I didn’t call her to do the make up as a make up artist that she is - then I asked her “who made you up? And she replied I did, can’t you see how beautiful I look”
I just nodded like I agree but honestly truly she looked like a masquerade.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 You is wickid
DeleteThat's how one bake rubbish cake on my wedding day and was asking me if I like the cake something like fufu Akpu and she charged my husband eeh
ReplyDeleteAaahhh😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a cobra
ReplyDeleteI know someone that used bread in place of cake. According to him,he told the baker to bake for him without giving her advance fee and he was even expecting the cake on the wedding day.
ReplyDeletewant to believe this is a joke
ReplyDeleteI would just ask the event planner to take the cake plus its table out of the hall/garden, shikena
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeletePlease did uncle pay Aunty Anwuli for this because I wont pay shishi.
My sis-inlaw does cakes but me I don't patronize her. Her cakes look beautiful but don't taste nice and she's expensive. When she was baking herself it was nice. Since she expanded and hired bakers. Cake will be hard like buns but I can't tell her and I cAnt waste my money either because its not free.
Hahahahaha. Now this is hilarious. If this cake was mine, the caterer will take it back and return my money, shikena.
ReplyDeleteAnd no one checked before the wedding day. To even think she will be feeling fly with the cake sef. Only God knows what the wife reaction was
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteBecause of this I'm going to have to insist on seeing my cake the day before oh. God forbid bad thing
ReplyDeletePls do, i need to send in my wedding cake, pls ensure you see everything tht concerns your big day or allocate a frnd to go see and sed pix of it to you if you dont want stories that touch the heart.
DeleteYou don't need to insist cos it won't be hidden from you. Infact, 2 days before is better in case you don't like something about it so it can be fixed. Unless your baker will couple it at the venue cos some do that for multiple tiers to avoid it collapsing along the way.
DeleteThis is what gahappe when you have a brother cousin grandma sister niece caterer.... Na stingy people dey get this kind cake
ReplyDeleteIt happened to me.
ReplyDeleteMine wasn't this badly decorated but it wasn't worth putting in the mouth. After paying so much to a "trusted relative". Thankfully, it was hubby that made the arrangements so I was in the clear.
I have two regrets from the wedding; the cake and the photographer.
Mine was also Photographer from Hell😂😂 event vendors that ruin people's big day your karma will come o..even if you are married already e no still mean.
DeleteAh...you've said it all.
DeleteMy own was the food. Trusted a 'church' sister. paid 250k for thrash. The cooler they reserved for us was extremely dry jollof rice. The chicken was six pieces of rubbish! Please bvs let professionals handle your occasion.
ReplyDeleteStella I can't stop laughing here ooo! Let me tell you guys what happened at my sister's traditional wedding. I told her she doesn't need to do cake as per traditional wedding but she insisted so she gave one village local champion to do the cake. On the wedding day the caterer sneaked in the cake nobody saw it because we were so busy running around. When I saw the cake it looked like amoeba my sister had to tell them to take it away. I was just laughing all through the wedding after spending 80k on a cake that is like ameoba in shape lol.
ReplyDeleteLiar liar 80k ko for village cake. Fear God o.
DeleteLol @ amoeba.
DeleteWhoever baked and decorated that thing and still had the conscience to bring it to the hall can never be forgiven in this life....maybe in the next.
ReplyDeleteHaba Choice dearest, you wan finish person with laughter 😂😂😂😂
DeleteMy mother in laws 60th birthday,she hired a make up artist who was her friends younger sister,when I saw the rubbish being done on her face,I told my SIL and she said I should leave her because she warned her not to hire the girl.I quietly did my make up with the little knowledge I have and declined her service, she looked like a masquerade in all the pictures.Hire an outsider and change it for them if you don't get the worth of your money
ReplyDeleteUrmmm...I mean the food being served guests was being dished from coolers, so the cake seems befitting. What is it with Nigerians and serving food from coolers at events (especially weddings)? Are there no serving platters and chaffing dishes?
ReplyDeleteI see weddings of kids of governors/senators/CEOs, and the tables are littered with water bottles and fruit juice cartons, instead of glass/crystal jugs. I was watching a "society wedding" on Youtube the other day, and was so disappointed to see VIPs being served from plastic trays and those plastic drink holders used by under-the-tree drinking spots! How?! Why?!
Lord have mercy
ReplyDeleteI will order both the cake and the caterer out of my wedding!!!
ReplyDeleteWell somebody will fall down dying bcos i go collect my money back.i cant lyk wat i hate.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha this cake was probably made by a Nigerian tailor full stop.
ReplyDeleteAnon@18:21 silence is the best answer for a fool like you! So because you can't afford a wedding cake for 80k so another person can't order a cake for 80k my dear weddings get level! So quit with the name calling! If I lie I lie for your head? Read and move on mumu!
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh with tears running down my cheeks
ReplyDelete